1、高考资源网（） 您身边的高考专家115 The One With the Stoned GuyScene: Central Perk, Rachel is serving Joey, Ross, and Monica their drinks.Rachel: (to Joey) Coffee. (Hands it to him.)Joey: Thank you.Rachel: (to Ross) Cappuccino. (Hands it to him.) Ross: Grazie.Rachel: And a nice hot cider for Monica. (Hands it to he
2、r.)Monica: Aww, thank you. (Notices something.) Uh Rach?Rachel: Yeah?Monica: Why does my cinamon stick have an eraser?Rachel: Oh! Thats why. (Rachel checks behind her ear, and finds a cinamon stick.) Im sorry!(She takes the pencil out of Monicas coffee and Monica puts her cup down in disgust.)Openin
3、g CreditsScene: Chandlers job, Chandler is typing data into his computer, he keeps typing even while taking a drink of coffee with one hand. One of his co-workers walks by.Woman: Chandler.Chandler: Mrs. Tedlock. Youre looking lovely today. And may I say, that is a very flattering sleeve length on yo
4、u.Mrs. Tedlock: Yes. Well, Mr. Kostelick wants you to stop by his office at the end of the day.Chandler: Oh, listen. If this is about those prank memos, I had nothing to do with them. Really. Nothing at all. Really. (Chandler tries to hide a rubber chicken from the woman.) Nothing.Scene: Central Per
5、k, everyone is there but Chandler. Phoebe runs in, excitedly.Phoebe: Hey you guys! Chandlers coming and he says he has, like, this incredible news, so when he gets here, we could all act like, you know.(Chandler comes in.)Chandler: Hey!All: Hey!Phoebe: Never mind. But it was going to be really good.
6、Ross: Whats going on?All: What is it?Chandler: So, its a typical day at work. Im inputting my numbers, and big Al calls me into his office and tells me he wants to make me processing supervisor.All: Thats great!Chandler: So. I quit.All: Why?Chandler: Why? This was supposed to be a temp job!Monica: Y
7、eah, Chandler. youve been there for five years.Chandler: If I took this promotion, itd be like admitting that this is what I actually do.Phoebe: So was it a lot more money?Chandler: It doesnt matter. I just dont want to be one of those guys thats in his office until twelve oclock at night worrying a
8、bout the WENUS.(Everyone looks at him, confused.)Rachel: . the WENUS?Chandler: Weekly Estimated Net Usage Systems. A processing term.Rachel: (sarcastic) Oh. That WENUS.Joey: So whatre you going to do?Chandler: I dont know. Thats the thing. I dont know what I want to do. I just know Im not going to f
9、igure it out working there.Phoebe: Oooh! I have something you can do! I have this new massage client. Steve? (pause) Anyway, hes opening up a restaurant and hes looking for a head chef.Monica: (taps Phoebe on her shoulder) Um. hi there.Phoebe: Hi! (turns back to Chandler, then to Monica) Oh, yeah, n
10、o, I know. Youre a chef. I know, and I thought of you first, but um, Chandlers the one who needs a job right now, so.Chandler: Yeah. I just dont have that much cheffing experience. Unless its an all-toast restaurant.Phoebe: (to Monicas tapping) Yeah, yeah! Monica: Well, what kind of food is he looki
11、ng for?Phoebe: Well, he wants to do some ecclectic, so hes looking for someone who can, you know, create the entire menu.Monica: (excited) Oh my God!Phoebe: Yeah, I know! (turns to Chandler) So, what do you think?Chandler: Thanks, Phoebe. But I just dont really see myself in a big white hat.Phoebe:
12、OK. (pause) Oh Monica! Guess what!Scene: Monica and Rachels, Chandler walks in, wearing a suit.Chandler: Can you see my nipples through this shirt?Rachel: No. But dont worry, Im sure theyre still there.Phoebe: Where are you going, Mr. Suity-Man?Chandler: Well, I have an appointment to see Dr. Robert
13、 Pillman, career counselor a-gogo. (pause) I added the a-gogo.Rachel: Career counselor?Chandler: Hey, you guys all know what you want to do.Rachel: I dont!Chandler: Hey, you guys in the living room all know what you want to do. You know, you have goals. You have dreams. I dont have a dream.Ross: Ah,
14、 the lesser-known I dont have a dream speech.(Monica enters, excited.)Monica: Oh, I love my life, I love my life!Phoebe: Ooh! Brians Song!Rachel: The meeting with the guy went great?Monica: So great! He showed me where the restaurants going to be. Its this, its this cute little place on 10th Street.
15、 Not too big, not too small. Just right.Chandler: Was it formerly owned by a blonde woman and some bears?Monica: So anyway, Im cooking dinner for him Monday night. You know, kind of like an audition. And Phoebe, he really wants you to be here, which will be great for me because then you can ooh and
16、ahh and make yummy noises.Rachel: What are you going to make?Phoebe: (as though Rachel wasnt paying attention) Yummy noises.Rachel: (pause) And Monica, what are you going to make?Monica: I dont know. I dont know. Its just going to be so great!Phoebe: Ooh! I know what you could make! (runs over to jo
17、in Monica and Rachel in the kitchen) I know! Oh, you should definitely make that thing. you know, with the stuff? (Monica doesnt know.) You know, that thing. with the stuff.? OK, I dont know. (sits down)Ross: Hey guys, does anybody know a good date place in the neighborhood?Joey: How about Tonys? If
18、 you can finish a 32-ounce steak, its free.Ross: OK, ahem, hey, does anybody know a good place if youre not dating a puma?Chandler: Who are you going out with?Phoebe: Oh, is this the bug lady?Rachel: (trying to sound like a bug) Bzzzz. I love you, Ross.Ross: Her name is Celia. Shes not a bug lady. S
19、hes curator of insects at the museum.Rachel: So what are you guys going to do?Ross: Oh, I just thought we could go out to dinner, and then maybe bring her back to my place and Id introduce her to my monkey.Chandler: And hes not speaking metaphorically.Joey: (aside to Ross) So. back to your place.you
20、 thinking, maybe. (gestures with hands, back and forth) huh-huh?Ross: Well, I dont know. (gestures) huh-huh. but Im hoping (gestures) huh-huh.Joey: Im telling you, that monkey is a chick magnet! Shes going to take one look at his furry, cute little face and itll seal the deal.Scene: Rosss apartment,
21、 Marcel is hanging from Celias hair, and she is screaming, trying to get him off.Ross: Celia, dont worry! Dont scream! Hes not going to hurt you! Soothing tones, Celia. Soothing tones! Marcel.Celia: I cant stand this! Hes got his claws in my.Ross: Alright. (lifts Marcel away)Scene: Monica and Rachel
22、s, everyone is there but Ross and Chandler. Monica is making food, and having everyone try it.Monica: (to Joey) OK, try this salmon mousse.Joey: (tasting) Mmmm. Good.Monica: Is it better than the other salmon mousse?Joey: Its creamier.Monica: Yeah, well, is that better?Joey: I dont know. Were talkin
23、g about whipped fish, Monica. Im just happy Im keeping it down, yknow?(Chandler kicks the door closed, angrily. His clothes are askew, he looks beat.)Rachel: My God! What happened to you?Chandler: Eight and a half hours of aptitude tests, intelligence tests, personality tests. and what do I learn? (
24、he taps the results and reads them) You are ideally suited for a career in data processing for a large multinational corporation.Phoebe: Thats so great! Cause you already know how to do that!Chandler: Can you believe it? I mean, dont I seem like somebody who should be doing something really cool? Yo
25、u know, I just always pictured myself doing something.something.Rachel: (comes up and rubs him on the chest) Oh Chandler, I know, I know. oh, hey! You can see your nipples through this shirt!Monica: (brings a plate of tiny appetizers over) Here you go, maybe thisll cheer you up.Chandler: Ooh, you kn
26、ow, I had a grape about five hours ago, so Id better split this with you.Monica: Its supposed to be that small. Its a pre-appetizer. The French call it an amouz-bouche. Chandler: (tastes it) Well. it is amouz-ing.(Phone rings. Monica answers it.)Monica: (on phone) Hello? (Listens) Oh, hi Wendy! (Lis
27、tens) Yeah, eight oclock. (Listens) What did we say? Ten dollars an hour?. (Listens) OK, great. (Listens) All right, Ill see you then. Bye. (hangs up)Phoebe: Ten dollars an hour for what?Monica: Oh, I asked one of the waitresses at work if shed help me out.Rachel: (hurt) Waitressing?Joey: Uh-oh.Moni
28、ca: Well. of course I thought of you! But. but.Rachel: But, but?Monica: But, you see, its just. this night has to go just perfect, you know? And, well, Wendys more of a. professional waitress.Rachel: Oh! I see. And Ive sort of been maintaining my amateur status so that I can waitress in the Olympics
29、.Chandler: You know, I dont mean to brag, but I waited tables at Innsbruck in 76. (dead silence) Amouz-bouche? (holds out tray)Scene: Ross apartment, Girl, Youll Be A Woman Soon (the original, not that cruddy Urge Overkill version) is playing. Ross and Celia are kissing passionately.Celia: Talk to m
30、e.Ross: OK. um, a weird thing happened to me on the train this morning.Celia: No no no. Talk. dirty.Ross: (embarrassed) Wha. what, here?Celia: Yes.Ross: Ah.Celia: Say something. hot.Ross: (panicked) Er. um. Celia: What?Ross: Um. uh. vulva.Commercial BreakScene: Chandler and Joeys, Joey and Ross are
31、there, discussing what happened last night.Joey: (in disbelief) Vulva?Ross: Alright, I panicked, alright? She took me by surprise. You know, but it wasnt a total loss. I mean, we ended up cuddling.Joey: (sarcastic) Whoaa! You cuddled? How many times?Ross: Shut up! It was nice. I just. I dont think I
32、m the dirty-talking kind of guy, you know?Joey: Whats the big deal? You just say what you want to do to her. Or what you want her to do to you. Or what you think other people might be doing to each other. Ill tell you what. Just try something on me.Ross: (deadpan) Please be kidding.Joey: Why not? Co
33、me on! Just, just close your eyes and tell me what youd like to be doing right now.Ross: OK. (closes eyes) Im in my apartment.Joey: .yeah. what else?Ross: Thats it. Im in my apartment, youre not there, were not having this conversation. (gets up, walks across room)Joey: (walks to catch up to him) Al
34、right, look, Ill start, OK?Ross: Joey, please.Joey: Come on. Come on. Alright, ready, look! (in a low voice) Oh. Ross. you get me so hot. I want your lips on me now.Ross: (impressed) Wow.Joey: Alright, now you say something.Ross: I. ahem. I really dont think so.Joey: Come on! You like this woman, ri
35、ght?Ross: Yeah.Joey: You want to see her again, right?Ross: Sure.Joey: Well if you cant talk dirty to me, howre you going to talk dirty to her? Now tell me you want to caress my butt!Ross: OK, turn around. (Joey looks taken aback) I just dont want you staring at me when Im doing this.Joey: (turning
36、around) Alright, alright. Im around. Go ahead.Ross: Ahem. I want. OK, I want to. feel your. hot, soft skin with my lips.Joey: There you go! Keep going. Keep going!Ross: I, er.(At this point, Chandler walks into the living room from his bedroom. Ross and Joey both have their backs to him, so they don
37、t notice. Chandler sees the situation and remains quiet, watching.)Ross: I want to take my tongue. and. (Chandler is completely astounded.)Ross: .and.Joey: Say it. say it!Ross: .run it all over your body until youre. trembling with. with.(Chandler leans back against the wall and Ross and Joey hear h
38、im. Ross and Joey both notice at the same time. They slowly stop, and then very slowly turn around to see Chandler staring at them.)Chandler: (smiling).with?Ross: (rushing to explain) Funny story!Joey: Youre not going to believe this!Chandler: Its OK. Its OK. I was always rooting for you two kids to
39、 get together.Joey: Hey Chandler, while you were sleeping that guy from your old job called again.Chandler: Again?Joey: And again, and again, and again. (phone rings, he answers) Hello? (hands phone to Chandler) And again.Chandler: (on phone) Hey Mr. Kostelic! Hows life on the fifteenth floor? (List
40、ens) Yeah, I miss you too. (Listens) Yeah, its a lot less satisfying to steal pens from your own home, you know? (Listens) Well, thats very generous (Listens) er, but look, this isnt about the money. I need something thats more than a job. I need something I can really care about. (Listens) And that
41、s on top of the yearly bonus structure you mentioned earlier? (Listens) Look, Al, Al. Im not playing hardball here, OK? This is not a negotiation, this is a rejection! (Listens) No! No! No, stop saying numbers! Im telling you, youve got the wrong guy! Youve got the wrong guy! (Listens) Ill see you o
42、n Monday! (slams the phone down)Scene: Chandlers new window office, he is showing Phoebe around.Chandler: Well?Phoebe: (excited) Wow! Its huge! Its so much bigger than the cubicle. Oh, this is a cube.Chandler: Look at this! (he opens the curtain to a view of New York City)Phoebe: Oh! You have a wind
43、ow!Chandler: Yes indeedy! (they look outside) With a beautiful view of.Phoebe: Oh look! That guys peeing!Chandler: (walks away from window) OK, thats enough of the view. Check this out, look at this. Sit down, sit down.Phoebe: (sitting) OK.Chandler: This is great! (he presses a button on his interco
44、m) Helen, could you come in here for a moment? (An unamused woman walks into the office.)Chandler: Thank you Helen, thatll be all.(She leaves, obviously perturbed.)Chandler: Last time I do that, I promise.Scene: Monica and Rachels, Monica is on the phone. Rachel walks in and overhears the conversati
45、on.Monica: (shouting on phone) Wendy, we had a deal! (Listens) Yeah, you promised! Wendy! Wendy! Wendy! (hangs up)Rachel: Who was that?Monica: Wendy bailed. I have no waitress.Rachel: Oh. thats too bad. Bye bye. (she walks away towards the door)Monica: Ten dollars an hour.Rachel: No.Monica: Twelve d
46、ollars an hour.Rachel: Mon. I wish I could, but Ive made plans to walk around.Monica: You know, Rachel, when you ran out of your wedding, I was there for you. I put a roof over your head, and if that means nothing to you. (Rachel isnt buying it, desperate) twenty dollars an hour.Rachel: Done.Scene:
47、Monica and Rachels, later. Rachel is waitressing, Monica is cooking. Phoebe walks in with Steve (Crystal Duck winner Jon Lovitz).Rachel: Well hello! Welcome to Monicas. May I take your coat?Monica: Hi Steve!Steve: Hello, Monica. (to Rachel) Hello, greeter girl.Monica: (to Steve) This is Rachel.Steve
48、: (unconcerned) Yeah, OK.Phoebe: (overemphasizing) Mmmmmm! Everything smells so delicious! You know, I cant remember a time I smelt such a delicious combination of (Monica signals her to stop) of, OK, smells.Steve: Its a lovely apartment.Monica: Oh, thank you. Would you like a tour?Steve: I was just
49、 being polite, but, alright. (They leave on the tour and Rachel goes to follow them but Phoebe stops her and drags her into the kitchen.)Rachel: Whats up?Phoebe: (whispers) In the cab, on the way over, Steve blazed up a doobie.Rachel: What?Phoebe: Smoked a joint? You know, lit a bone? Weed? Hemp? Ga
50、nja?Rachel: OK, OK. Im with you, Cheech. OK.Steve: (from the living room) Is it dry in here? (licks his lips)Rachel: Let me, let me get you some wine!Monica: Yeah, I think were ready for our first course. (Steve sits, Monica brings over a tray) OK, um, these are rot-shrimp ravioli, and celantro pond
51、ou sauce. (Steve starts to eat them one by one, quickly). with just a touch of mints. and. (he finishes). ginger.Steve: Well, smack my ass and call me Judy! These are fantastic!Monica: Im so glad you liked them!Steve: Like em? I could eat a hundred of them!Monica: Oh, well. um, thats all there are o
52、f these. But in about eight and a half minutes, well be serving some delicious onion tartlets.Steve: Tartlets. Tartlets. Tartlets. The word has lost all meaning. (he gets up and goes into the kitchen)Rachel: Excuse me? Can I help you with anything?Steve: You know, I dont know what Im looking for. (R
53、achel tries to get Monicas attention to tell her Steve is stoned. She pretends to drag on a joint, and Monica thinks shes giving her the OK signal. Then Rachel does it again, inhaling deeply this time. Monica waves it off as though she doesnt believe it.)Steve: (from kitchen) Ah, cool! Taco shells!
54、(Rachel motions, You see!) You know, these are. theyre like a little corn envelope.Monica: (joining him and taking the taco shells) You know that? You dont want to spoil your appetite.Steve: (looking in cabinets) Hey! Sugar-Os! (grabs the cereal box)Monica: You know, if you just wait another. six an
55、d a half minutes.Steve: Macaroni and cheese! We gotta make this!Monica: No, we dont. (reaches for box) Steve: Oh, OK. (he drops the box on the floor) Oh, sorry. (When she bends down to pick it up he grabs a package of Gummi-bears from the cabinet.) Monica: Why dont you just have a seat here? (he sit
56、s at the table, then tries to secretly eat the Gummi-bears. Monica spots him.) OK. give me the Gummi-bears.Steve: (childishly) No.Monica: Give them to me.Steve: Alright, well share.Monica: No, give me the.Steve: Well then you cant have any. (she grabs for the package, and it breaks open. Gummi-bears
57、 fly everywhere, some into the punch bowl on the table.) Bear overboard! I think hes drowning. (he throws some Sugar-Os into the punch bowl) Hey fellows! Grab on a Sugar-O. save yourself! (Mimicking the bears) Help! Im drowning! Help!Monica: (furious) Thats it! Dinner is over!Steve: What?Monica: Wha
58、t?Steve: Why?Monica: Why? Its just that Ive waited seven years for an opportunity like this, and you cant even wait four and a half minutes for a stupid onion tartlet?(The oven goes off.)Steve: (excited) Hey!Scene: Central Perk, all are there except Chandler.Joey: What a tool!Rachel: You dont want t
59、o work for a guy like that.Ross: Yeah!Monica: I know. its just. I thought this was, you know. it.Ross: Look, youll get there. Youre an amazing chef.Phoebe: Yeah! You know all those yummy noises? I wasnt faking.(Ross gets up and goes over to the counter and Joey follows him.)Joey: (to Ross) So, er. h
60、ow did it go with Celia?Ross: Oh, I was unbelievable.Joey: All right, Ross!Ross: I was the James Michener of dirty talk. It was the most elaborate filth you have ever heard. I mean, there were characters, plot lines, themes, a motif. at one point there were villagers.Joey: Whoa! And the. (gestures w
61、ith hands) huh-huh?Ross: Well, ahem. you know, by the time wed finished with all the dirty talk, it was kinda late. and we were both kind of exhausted, so uh.Joey: You cuddled.Ross: Yeah, which was nice.Phoebe: You guys wanna try and catch a late movie or something?Rachel: Maybe, but shouldnt we wai
62、t for Chandler?Joey: Yeah, where the hell is he?Scene: Chandlers office, hes on the phone, agitated.Chandler: (on phone) Yes, Fran. I know what time it is, but Im looking at the WENUS and Im not happy!. (Listens) Oh, really, really, really? Well, let me tell you something. you will care about it, be
63、cause I care about it! You got it? Good! (slams phone down, then leans back and realizes what just happened) Whooooaaaa.Closing CreditsScene: Phoebes massage parlour, she has Steve on the table, and is giving him an extra-painful massage.Phoebe: Hows this? (presses down hard)Steve: Eeeee!Phoebe: Sor
64、ry. How about over here? (presses down hard again)Steve: Aaaaah!Phoebe: See, that just means its working. Does this hurt? (presses down elsewhere)Steve: No.Phoebe: What about this? (she starts using her elbows on his back, he yells in pain)Steve: Aaaaahhh!Phoebe: There you go! (She continues to work
65、 him over with her elbows and he continues to yell in pain.)End115 大麻客咖啡 谢谢卡布其诺摩妮卡的热苹果酒谢谢瑞秋为何我的肉桂棒上有橡皮擦?这就是原因，对不起钱德泰小姐，你今天真漂亮我能说这件衣服真好看吗?当然制片：陶德史帝芬科先生希望你在下班后能到他办公室去如果他是为搞笑备忘录不是我干的，真的导演：亚伦梅尔森各位，钱德说他有天大好的消息所以他来的时候我们就算了但一定是好消息到底怎么了今天和平常没什么两样我在输人数字时艾尔叫我到他办公室说他要我当电脑处理的主管真是太好了 恭喜.所以我就辞职不干了为什么?为什么?因为这只是暂时的
66、工作钱德，你已在公司五年了我知道，但接受升职不就承认这就是我的目的这那不是能赚更多钱?我不在乎我不想成为坐在办公室到午夜担心”WEENUS”的人WEENUS?”我们估计净值使用系统”这是电脑处理的术语那个啊你有何打算?我也不知道该怎么办我只知道我不会再待在那儿工作了我有一份你可以做的工作我的新按摩客户史蒂芬他开了一家餐厅他正在寻找总厨师你好.我知道你是个厨师而且我先想到你但钱德目前没有工作所以.我没有太多厨师的经验除非那是一家只卖土司的餐厅他想要什么菜色?他想要菜色丰富多变因此他在找一个能创造出整个菜单的人天啊对，我知道意下如何？谢了我大概没资格戴白色大帽吧好吧摩妮卡，你猜怎么着?你能透过衬衫
67、看见我的乳头吗?看不见，但别担心，它们还在你要上哪儿去西装笔挺先生?我和求职顾问阿哥哥罗伯提曼博士有约阿哥哥是我加的求职顾问?你们都已找到人生的方向还没在客厅里的各位全都知道未来该怎么走你们有目标有梦想但我却没有梦想少见的”我没有梦想”演说我爱我的人生布莱恩的歌见面的结果如何?相当顺利他告诉我未来餐厅的位置就在第十街不太大也不太小，大小适中前任老板是金发女人和几只熊吗?总之周一我们要煮一餐让他品尝有点像是面试菲此，他也要你在场这样对我有利因为你可以发出好吃的赞叹声你做什么?发出好吃的声音摩妮卡，你要做什么菜?我也不知道但一定会很棒的我知道你可以做什么了你可以做我也不知道各位，谁知道附近有约会的
68、绝佳地点?东尼餐厅如何?吃下32盎斯的牛排就免费谁知道和美洲豹约会哪儿是好地点?你要和谁约会?是昆虫女?我爱你，罗斯她叫希莉亚，不是昆虫女她是昆虫博物馆的主任你们打算如何共渡?出去吃晚餐后带她回我的住处介绍我的猴子给她认识他没用暗示回你的住处?你想我不知道我希望告诉你，那猴子是魅力十足她看见它那毛绒绒可爱的小脸然后一切就搞定希莉亚，别担心，别叫它不会伤害你的用安抚的语调抱歉它不会伤害你的来要来一些吗?我受不了了它的爪子.乖.试试这鲑鱼慕斯好吃比其他的鲑鱼慕斯好吃?更滑更柔是吗?更好?我不知道我们在谈一条搅成泡沫的鱼我能不吐出来就已经不错了天啊，你怎么了?8个半小时的性向测验智力测验，个性测验我
69、了解什么?你适合在大型跨国公司资料处理部门方面发展这太好了因为你已知道该如何做你们能相信吗?我不像是做那种酷工作的人吗?我总是想像自己能做点不同的钱德，我知道你可以透过你的衬衫看自己的乳头来，这个或许能让你开心点5小时前我吃了一颗葡萄所以我最好该和你平分它本来就应该那么叫这是前开胃菜法国人称它为”阿姆兹布许”这简直是太神奇了温蒂，对，八点我们不是说过吗?每小时十块很好，再见了什么每小时十块?我请餐厅里的女服务生帮忙服务生?当然我考虑过你但.但是但是什么?但是这一次绝对不能出错温蒂的经验丰富她是个职业的服务生我懂了我应该继续保持业余的姿态将来才能在奥运会上当服务生我不想自吹自擂但我在76年的因斯
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