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1、高考资源网() 您身边的高考专家213 The One After the Superbowl part 2Scene: Central Perk. The whole gang is there.ROSS: Well, I tracked down Marcel and get this, hes healthy, hes happy, and hes right here in New York filming Outbreak II - The Virus Takes Manhattan.RACHEL: Youre kidding.JOEY: This is amazing.ROSS:

2、I know.JOEY: I finally get a part on TV and the monkeys makin movies.PHOEBE: OK, Rachel, Im ready.RACHEL: OK.little kid entersKID: Excuse me. Is this where the singing lady is that tells the truth?PHOEBE: Um, yeah I guess thats me.KID: shouting out the door Shes here.a rush of kids enterPHOEBE: sing

3、ing Sometimes men love women,sometimes men love men,and then there are bisexuals,though some just say theyre kidding themselves.la la-la-la la-la-la-la-la-la-la.Scene: City street. The whole gang is walking up to the movie set.ROSS: This is so exciting, I havent seen my monkey in almost a year.CHAND

4、LER: What, you never look down in the shower? Oh please. Im not allowed to make one joke in the monkey-is-penis genre?SECURITY GUARD: Cmon people, back up please, back up, cmon, cmon, cmon, cmon.ROSS: Uh, excuse me, uh, where can we find the monkey?SECURITY GUARD: Im sorry guys, closed set.ROSS: Uh,

5、 Im sorry, you dont understand, Im, Im, Im a friend of his. We uh, we used to live together.SECURITY GUARD: Yeah, and I have a time share in the Pocanos with Flipper.MONICA: Ross, there he is.ROSS: Hey, hey buddy, Marcel. Marcel. Marcel doesnt react so Ross starts singing In the jungle, the mighty j

6、ungle the lion sleeps tonight. no reaction from Marcel, Monica and Joey urge him on In the jungle, the mighty jungle the lion sleeps tonight. Marcel looks over and everyone joins in a-weema-way, a-weema-way. Marcel runs over and hops up on Rosss shoulderScene: The next time at the movie set.SECURITY

7、 GUARD: Uh, excuse me folks this is a uhh.JOEY: Closed set. We know but were friends with the monkey. guard lets them inROSS: Good morning. Hey pal, look who I brought. Its your old friend Harry Elefante. Marcel grabs the elephant doll and throws it to the groundJOEY: Woah, dude, burn.ROSS: I dont g

8、et it, he seemed so happy to see me yesterday.TRAINER: Hey dont take it personal, hes under a lot of pressure, ya know, starring in a movie and all.RACHEL: Now just how big of a star is Marcel?TRAINER: In human terms, Id say Cybill Shepard.ALL: Woah.CHANDLER: to guys wering yellow isolation suits So

9、, are you guys in the movie, or are you just really paranoid.DIRECTORS ASSISTANT: Hey Sal, Jerry wants to know if the monkeys ready for the subway set?JOEY: Uh, excuse me. Jerry is the director, which ones he?DIRECTORS ASSISTANT: The one in the directors chair.JOEY: Gotcha. Phoebs, walk with me.PHOE

10、BE: OK. Um, how come Im walking with you?JOEY: Well, were, were just goin over here so that we can get away from the horrible flesh eating virus, for the love of God woman, listen to me. Is he lookin, is he lookin?SUSIE: Weve got a problem.DIRECTORS ASSISTANT: Tell me.SUSIE: I cant do Chriss makeup.

11、 She refuses to acknowledge that she has a moustasche.DIRECTORS ASSISTANT: Is it bad?SUSIE: It looks like one of her eyebrows fell down. Now unless someone convinces her to let me bleach it, Jean-Claude Van Damme is gonna be making out with Gabe Kaplan.DIRECTORS ASSISTANT: Ill talk to her.SUSIE: I h

12、ate actors.CHANDLER: to an extra in fatigues Nice camoflauge man, for a minute there I almost didnt see ya.SUSIE: Excuse me.CHANDLER: Ahhhh.SUSIE: Uh, is your name Chandler?CHANDLER: Uh, yes, yes it is.SUSIE: Chandler Bing?CHANDLER: Do you know me or are you just really good at this game?SUSIE: Im S

13、usie Moss. Fourth grade, glasses, I used to carry around a box of animal crackers like a purse. CHANDLER: Susie Moss, right, yeah, wow, you look. . . great job growing up.SUSIE: Its nice to see youre not still wearing that denim cap with all the little mirrors on it.CHANDLER: Oh, right, well yeah, I

14、 graduated fourth grade and realized I wasnt a pimp.SUSIE: Remember the class play? You, you pulled up my skirt and the entire auditorium saw my underpants.CHANDLER: Yes, back then I, uh, used humor as a defense mechanism. Thank God I dont do that anymore.cut to Monica and Rachel walking through the

15、 setMONICA: Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.RACHEL: What what what what?MONICA: Jean-Claude Van Damme. I didnt know he was in this movie, he is so hot.RACHEL: Ya think?MONICA: The muscles from Brussels, wham bam Van Damme, did you see Time Cop?RACHEL: No, was he any good in it?MONICA: Rachel, he lik

16、e, totally changed time.RACHEL: Wow, so why dont you go talk to him?MONICA: Oh, yeah.RACHEL: What, so you go over there, you tell him you think hes cute, whats the worst that could happen?MONICA: He could hear me.RACHEL: OK, Im doin it for ya.MONICA: Oh Rachel dont, dont you dare, dont, dont. Tell h

17、im I cook.RACHEL: Excuse me. Hi.VAN DAMME: Hi.RACHEL: Um, this is gonna sound kinda goofy but uhhm, my friend over there, who cooks by the way, um, she thinks youre cute.VAN DAMME: You dont think Im cute?RACHEL: I, I dont know, um, do you think youre cute? OK, were kinda gettin off the track here. U

18、m, I was supposed to come here and tell you my friend thinks youre cute. So what should I tell her?VAN DAMME: You can tell her I think her friend is cute.back to Chandler and SusieCHANDLER: No, Stephen Hurs was the kid who would eat anything for money, David Stein was the guy who had no elbows.SUSIE

19、: OK, well then who was the kid that got caught masturbating?CHANDLER: OK thats not what he was doing. Alright, he was looking for his bus money.a voice in the background calls for makeupSUSIE: Oh thats me, I gotta go.CHANDLER: Oh uh, o, OK.SUSIE: Um, so listen, how many times am I gonna have to tou

20、ch you on the arm before you ask me on a date.CHANDLER: Well, uh, lets try one more. . . there you go, say Ernies, 8 oclock.SUSIE: Ill be there, and who knows, if things go well, maybe this time Ill get to see your underwear.CHANDLER: No one was around to hear that?back to Rachel and MonicaMONICA: S

21、o whatd he say?RACHEL: Agh, what a jerk. I kept talking about you and he kept asking me out. I mean, naturally, you know, I said no.MONICA: Well, thanks anyway.RACHEL: He just kept asking, and asking, and asking, and asking, and asking, and asking.MONICA: Rachel if you, if you want to go out with hi

22、m, you can. Sound like a big jerk to me but if thats what you want to do.RACHEL: Jean-Claude she said yes, Ill see you tonight. Thank you.Scene: Central Perk. Joey and the girls are sitting at the couches.RACHEL: And then Jean-Claude took me to that place Crossroads and thats where we hung out with

23、Drew Barrymore.JOEY: Oh man, shes so smokin, she has got the greatest set of. . . no guys around, huh.RACHEL: Does anybody need anything?MONICA: Oh, Ill have an espresso. Oh acutally, Ill get it. If I ask you to, youll probably end up drinking it yourself.RACHEL: That is so unfair.PHOEBE: I know. Oh

24、, like you would drink her coffee after what you did to her with Van Damme.Ross entersROSS: Hey Joey I have to cancel racketball for tonight, that was Marcels trainer. Hes gonna let me have him for a couple of hours.JOEY: Youre blowin me off for a monkey?ROSS: Hey, we can rescedule for Saturday.JOEY

25、: Yeah, unless you hook up with a bunch of pigeons.Chandler entersCHANDLER: Hey, stick a fork in me, I am done.PHOEBE: Stick a fork what?CHANDLER: Like, when youre cooking a steak.PHOEBE: Oh, OK, I dont eat meat.CHANDLER: Well then, how do you know when vegetables are done?PHOEBE: Well you know, you

26、 juist, you eat them and you can tell.CHANDLER: OK, then, eat me, Im done.CHANDLER: Ive met the perfect woman. OK, were sitting on her couch, were fooling around, and then suddenly she turns to me and says, Do you ever want to do it in an elevator?MONICA: What did you say?CHANDLER: Ahh, I believe my

27、 exact words were, Flaign,en - sten. I mean I didnt know what to say, how do you know if you wanna do it on an elevator?PHOEBE: Oh, you just know.Scene: Chandler and Joeys apartment. Chandler and Susie are making out on the couch. SUSIE: Oh, shoot, we gotta go, got a reservation in 30 minutes.CHANDL

28、ER: Oh no no no no, no no no no no no, you see, what I had planned shouldnt take more that 2, 3 minutes tops.SUSIE: Oh, 200 seconds of passion. We gotta go.SUSIE: But um, heres an idea, have you ever worn womens underwear?CHANDLER: Well, ye, yes, actually, but, uh, they were my Aunt Ednas, and there

29、 were three of us in there.SUSIE: Well I was thinking it would be um, kind of sexy if you wore mine tonight, at dinner.CHANDLER: You want me to wear your panties?SUSIE: Could ya?CHANDLER: Well, if I was wearing your underwear then, uh, what would you be wearing?. . . Youre swell.Scene: Rosss apartme

30、nt. Ross is setting up for his time with Marcel. Joey is there.ROSS: OK, got the music, got the dinner. Oh and check it out, I made Marcels favorite dish, banannacake.JOEY: Oooh.ROSS: With mealworms.JOEY: Yaaahhh. Ahhh, candles. Whatdya thinks gonna happen here tonight?phone ringsROSS: Hello. Oh hi,

31、 are you on your way ove-. Oh. No, no, I, I understand, I mean a monkeys gotta work. No it, its no big deal, it not like I uh, had anything special planned. Yeah OK, OK. OK, OK, bye.Scene: Monica and Rachels apartment. Monica and Rachel are upset with each other. Phoebe is mediating.PHOEBE: OK, Rach

32、el, why dont you start talking first.RACHEL: Alright, I feel that this is totally unjustified. Monica starts making faces behind her back She gave me the green light, I did nothing but-. Do you think I cant see you in the TV set?PHOEBE: Alright Monica, if there is something that you would like to sh

33、are.MONICA: Ya know, you had no right to go out with him.RACHEL: That is the most ridiculous.MONICA: You sold me out.RACHEL: I did not sell you out.MONICA: Yes you did. Absolutely.RACHEL: Would you let me talk. flicks Monica on the foreheadMONICA: Did you just flick me?RACHEL: OK, well, you wouldnt

34、let me finish and I was jus- Monica flicks her back Ow. That hurt flicks MonicaMONICA: Quit flicking flicksRACHEL: Ow, you stop flicking.MONICA: You flicked me first.They keep flicking each other. This turns into slapping each other. This leads to wrestling on the floor. All the while Phoebe is sayi

35、ng Happy thoughts. Eventually Phoebe gets fed up.PHOEBE: OK, now Im gonna kick some ass.Phoebe grabs each of them by an earMONICA AND RACHEL: Ow. Ow. Ow.PHOEBE: Alright, now I will let go if you both stop.RACHEL: Oh, what do you, you want me to stop seeing him, is that what you want?MONICA: Uh-huh.R

36、ACHEL: You want me to just call him up and tell him that youre seeing him instead? Thats what you want?MONICA: OK.RACHEL: Oh thats what you want.MONICA: Yes.RACHEL: Fine.MONICA: Fine,PHOEBE: There we go.You know what, if we were in prison, you guys would be, like, my bitches.Scene: A fancy restraunt

37、 (Marcels). Joey, Ross, Chandler, Susie, and the Directors Assistant are there.ROSS: Thanks for letting me tag along tonight you guys.JOEY: Forget about it.SUSIE: How you doin there squirmy?CHANDLER: Im hangin in. . . and a little out.JOEY: So, assistant to the director. Thats a really exciting job,

38、 I mean, you must have a ton of cool responsibilities.DIRECTORS ASSISTANT: I have nothing to do with casting.JOEY: So whatre you guys gonna eat?SUSIE: How come all I can think about is putting that ice in my mouth and licking you all over?CHANDLER: Because I went to an all boys high school and God i

39、s making up for it.SUSIE: I want you right here, right now.CHANDLER: Right now, right here. Dont ya think were in kind of a public plaaaa Susie grabs him under the table They do have the shrimp.SUSIE: Meet me in the bathroom. she leaves for the bathroomCHANDLER: Im going to the bathroom now. leaves

40、for the bathroomIn the bathroom Susie and Chandler are kissing. She backs into a stall.SUSIE: Cmon.CHANDLER: I cant believe were doing this.SUSIE: Alright mister, lets see those panties.CHANDLER: Alrighty. we see Chandlers pants drop from under the stall doorSUSIE: Ooh. Ooh. But ya know what would b

41、e even sexier?CHANDLER: What?SUSIE: If you didnt have your shirt tucked into them.CHANDLER: Oh.SUSIE: Alright. Now I would like to see you wearing nothing but them. Take your clothes off.CHANDLER: OK, but uh, I hope you realize this means were gonna miss hearing about the specials.SUSIE: Cmon hurry,

42、 hurry.CHANDLER: Hey, do you want this done quick, or do you want this done right?SUSIE: Alright, turn around. Time to see you from behind.CHANDLER: OK.She turns him facing the toilet and sneaks out of the stall and gathers up his clothes.SUSIE: Oh, somebodys been doing his buns of steel video.CHAND

43、LER: Well, you want me to uh, clench anything, or-. Susie? Susie.SUSIE: This is for the fourth grade.CHANDLER: Huh? Where, whaddya mean?SUSIE: Whaddo I mean. Whaddya mean, whaddo I mean? I mean underpants, mister, thats what I mean.CHANDLER: What, whats what you mean?SUSIE: My skirt, you lifted, kid

44、s laughing. I was Susie Underpants till I was 18.CHANDLER: That was in the fourth grade. How could you still be upset about that?SUSIE: Well um, why dont you call me in 20 years and tell me if youre still upset about this. she leaves with his clothesCHANDLER: Alright, I hope you realize youre not ge

45、tting these underpants back.Scene: Monica and Van Damme are walking down the street.MONICA: I cant believe this, just like 2 weeks ago I was watching Sudden Death, now Im on a date with Jean-Claude Van Damme. Can you beat up that guy? he nods Can you beat up that guy?VAN DAMME: Sure.MONICA: This is

46、so wild. Ya know, I gotta admit, I was kinda surprised that you agreed to go on a blind date.VAN DAMME: Normally, I would not do it.MONICA: Well, what made you make the exception for me?VAN DAMME: Cause Rachel told me uh, you were dying to have a threesome with me and uh, Drew Barrymore. By the way,

47、 Drew has some groundrules and.Scene: Back at Monica and Rachels apartment. They are now fighting about what Rachel told Van Damme.MONICA: Say youre sorry.RACHEL: No. hitting each otherMONICA: Say it.RACHEL: No. hitting againMonica grabs Rachel by the sweater. Rachel squirms out of itMONICA: Rachel,

48、 you say youre sorry or your sweater gets it.RACHEL: OK, OK, that is my favorite sweater, that is my third date sweater.MONICA: Say youre sorry.RACHEL: OK, you wanna play? OK, lets play, lets play. She grabs a jar of tomato sauce and Monicas purseMONICA: Whatre you gonna do?RACHEL: You give me back

49、my sweater or its handbag marinara.MONICA: You dont have the guts.RACHEL: Oh yeah. Well, at least I wasnt too chicken to tell some guy I thought he was cute.Monica pulls a thread on Rachels sweater and Rachel dumps the tomato sauce in Monicas pursePHOEBE: Oh alright, stop, STOP THE MADNESS. This is

50、crazy. Who can even remember why this even started in the first place?Monica and Rachel start yelling at the same timePHOEBE: Yes thats right. But still, I-, look at your purse, look at your sweater, look at yourselves.MONICA: Ill help you fix your sweater.RACHEL: Ill help you throw out your purse.M

51、ONICA: Im sorry that I made you stop seeing him.RACHEL: Well, Im sorry I went out with him when I knew you liked him.MONICA: Im sorry that I borrowed your gloves pulls Rachels gloves out of her purseScene: Back at the restroom at Marcels. Chandler is still in the stall, Joey comes in to go to the ba

52、throom.Joey starts whistling, Chandler finishes the tune. Joey whistles again.CHANDLER: Joey?JOEY: Ma?CHANDLER: Joey!JOEY: Chandler? Whatre you still doin here, I though you guys took off.CHANDLER: Oh, no no no, she took off with my clothes.JOEY: Are you naked in there?CHANDLER: Not exactly. . . Im

53、wearin panties.JOEY: Huh, you uh, you always wear panties?CHANDLER: No, no, this is the first time.JOEY: Wow, talk about your bad luck, I mean, the first time you try panties and someone walks off with your clothes.CHANDLER: I was not trying them out, Susie asked me to wear them.JOEY: Well, let me s

54、ee.CHANDLER: No. Im not letting you or anybody else see, ever.JOEY: Alright, alright. climbs up in the next stall and looks over at Chandler Woah, someones flossing.Ross enters, sees Joey in the mirrorROSS: to Joey whos looking over a toilet stall Joey, some people dont like that.JOEY: Chandlers wea

55、ring panties.ROSS: What? Let me see. climbs up in the other adjoining stallCHANDLER: No, no, you dont have to see.ROSS: Hi Tushie.CHANDLER: Alright, one of you give me your underpants.JOEY: Cant help you, Im not wearing any.CHANDLER: How can you not be wearing any underwear?JOEY: Oh, Im gettin heat

56、from the guy in the hot pink thong.CHANDLER: Alright look Ross Ill give you 50 dollars for your underpants.Some guy has entered.ALL: Hi.Back at the table. Joey and Ross return. Shortly, Chandler comes out, holding the stall door in front of him, and leaves.Scene: Central Perk. Ross, Phoebe, and Chan

57、dler are sitting.CHANDLER: Hey Phoebs, can I have the milk after you?PHOEBE: Im almost done with it, keep your panties on.Joey entersJOEY: Hey, hey, and Im in the movie.ROSS: What happened?JOEY: One of the virus victims called in sick, so Cathy recommended me and boom, Im dying on the gurney. Oh Ros

58、s, Marcel just finished his last scene if you want to go down there and say goodbye.ROSS: Ahh, oh thats OK, I mean, hes probably got, you know, parties to go to and stuff. But, ya know, hes moved on. Hey, that, thats the way it goes right.PHOEBE: sees Marcel at the window Oh my God.ROSS: What?Looks

59、Like We Made It starts playing and we enter a whole sequence of Marcel and Ross having fun in the city.Scene: The movie set. Monica and Rachel are saying goodbye to Jean-ClaudeVAN DAMME: to Rachel Im sorry it didnt work out between you and me, to Monica or you and me. Drew was very disappointed.RACH

60、EL: OK, well, bye. kisses himVAN DAMME: Goodbye.MONICA: Well, bye for me too. kisses himRACHEL: OK, well, bye-bye again. kisses him againMONICA: OK.VAN DAMME: Perhaps, uh, the three of us, just could. . .MONICA AND RACHEL: Oh, no no no no no.VAN DAMME: Are you sure, I can crush a walnut with my butt

61、.MONICA AND RACHEL: No no no no.RACHEL: Impressive.MONICA: But no. Maybe if I were baking.MONICA AND RACHEL: Bye-bye.Scene: City street. Whole gang is there seeing off Marcel.ROSS: Bye Marcel. See ya on the big screen. You keep people drinkin that beer, OK. I miss you buddy.Marcel is driven off in a

62、 limoPHOEBE: You know, I think I want to write a song about all this.RACHEL: Oh yeah.PHOEBE: Yeah. Oh, except one of the strings on my guitar is broken. Hey, Chandler, can I borrow your G-string?CHANDLER: How long you been waitin to say that?PHOEBE: About 20 minutes. CLOSING CREDITS Scene: Filming a

63、 scene from the movie. Joey is dying on a gurney, Van Damme is looking over him.VAN DAMME: Cant you see whats going on here, this man is dying.JOEY: Aaaaagggghhhhh.DIRECTOR: Cut.VAN DAMME: Cant you see whats going on here, this man is dying.JOEY: Aaaaagggghhhhh.DIRECTOR: Cut.VAN DAMME: Cant you see

64、whats going on here, this man is dying.JOEY: Aaaaagggghhhhh. MommyDIRECTOR: Cut.VAN DAMME: Cant you see whats going on here, this man is dead.END213 超级杯后(第二集)前情提要我追查马赛追查到这个:它正在纽约拍”危机总动员病毒肆虐曼哈顿”兄弟,马赛抱歉,各位,这片场不对外,我们知道我们是猴子的朋友早安伙计,你看我带谁来了是你的老朋友耶,毛毛芳真惨!我不懂它昨天好像很高兴看到我放在心上,它近来压力很大你知道,主演一部电影马赛现在到底有多大牌呀?用人来

65、此啊,我说像西碧雪佛你们是有份演出的还是你们小题大作而已?沙尔?杰利想知道猴子可以上地铁那一幕了吗?抱歉杰利是导演吗?他是哪一个?就是坐在导演椅子那个我懂了菲此,我们走我干嘛要跟你走?我们只是要走过来这里远离那些嗜血肉的可怕病毒看在老天的份上,听我说他有没有在看?有没有在看?我有个难题我没有办法帮克丽化妆她拒绝承认她的嘴巴上有胡子很多吗?像道眉毛掉到嘴上似的除非有人说服她让我帮她漂白不然尚克劳范达美就得去跟大胡子亲热了我去跟她谈谈我讨厌演员老兄,伪装得不错我刚才差点没看到你抱歉你叫钱德吗?对,没错钱德宾你认识我?还是你很会钓男人?我是莫苏西四年级呀,戴眼镜我常常像拿手提包一样拿一包动物饼干莫苏

66、西对呀,是呀你真是女大十八岁很高兴看到你不再戴那顶缀满小镜子的牛仔帽升上五年级之后我发现我不是个拉皮条的记得班上的话剧吗?你掀我的裙子全礼堂的人都看到我的内裤了对,那个时候我用我的幽默感来保护自己谢天谢地,我现在不用那样了天啊。,怎么了?是尚克劳范达美我不知道他在这部电影里面他好帅啊真的吗?”此利时大汉”啊”悍将范达美”你看过”时空特警”吗?没有啊,他演得很好吗?瑞秋,他完全改变了时空那你过去跟他讲话嘛你过去告诉他,他很可爱最糟能怎样呢?他会听到的少来了,好吧,我去帮你讲瑞秋,不要不要说我会做菜对不起这样会有一点怪怪的我那边那个朋友她很会做菜她觉得你很可爱你不这么觉得吗?我不知道你觉得你可爱吗

67、?我们扯太远了我是过来告诉你我朋友她觉得你很可爱我该怎么告诉她呢?告诉她我觉得她的朋友,很可爱十匕妆叫我了,我得走了我得碰你老兄的手多少次你才会开尊口约我出去呢?我想再试一次我们去”厄尼”,八点钟我会到谁知道,一切顺利的话或许这一次我能看到你的内裤没人在这里听这个?他怎么说?他真浑蛋我一直在跟他谈你可是他却一直想要约我我当然是说不行罗还是谢了但是他一直约我约我如果你想跟他约会的话就去啊他听起来像是个浑蛋,但.尚克劳,她说好,今晚见谢谢然后尚克劳带我去”十字路口”我们在那里跟芙儿芭莉摩鬼混老兄,她好惹火她有对最炫的这儿没男的?有谁需要什么吗?我来杯浓缩咖啡我还是自己去拿叫你去的话说不定最后会被你

68、喝掉好不公平啊,我知道你跟范达美那样对她之后还要喝她的咖啡吗?乔伊,我要取消今晚的壁球刚刚是马赛的训练师他会把马赛让给我几个小时你为了猴子失我的约?我们可以改星期六打呀对,除非你搭上一票鸽子用叉子叉我我熟了用叉子什么?像你煎牛排那样啊我不吃肉的那你怎么知道菜熟了呢?不知道啊只要吃一口就知道了那吃我吧,我熟了我遇见完美的女人了我们坐在沙发上我们在亲热突然她转过来对我说:”你有想过在电梯里做吗?”那你说什么?我相信我的回答是你怎么知道要不要在电梯里做?你就是知道我们得走了十分钟后订了餐厅位置我的计昼最多绝对不会超过两,三分钟的两百秒钟的激情,我们得走了但是我有个主意你有没有穿过女人的内衣呀?这个事

69、实上,有是我艾达姑妈的条裤子里挤了三个人我在想,如果你今天晚饭的时候穿我的内衣会蛮性感的你要我穿你内裤?可以吗?若我穿了你内裤的话,那么你要穿什么?你太棒了我做了马赛最喜欢吃的菜香蕉蛋糕加了虫虫蜡烛啊你以为今天晚上这儿会发生什么事啊?你正要过来不会我了解我是说,猴子得工作嘛不,小事一桩嘛又不是说我计昼了什么特别的瑞秋那我们就由你先开始说好了好吧,我觉得她这样是完全没道理的她说我可以的我又没做什么你以为我在电视上看不到你吗?好了,摩妮卡你有什么话要说就说好了你没有这个权利跟他出去你这么说太荒唐了吧你出卖我我才没有出卖你呢有,你有你让我讲好不好?你刚刚弹我的头?你不让我说完,我只是想好痛啊别弹了你

70、,你别弹了是你先弹的,是你先弹的别这样,别这样嘛想点快乐的事好吧,老娘要教训人了好吧你们住手的话我就放手你要我不再见他吗?你要我打电话给他告诉他你要替我跟他约会吗?你想这样吗?你就是想这样?是的好好很很好了我们要是在牢里的话你们就会是我的女人谢谢你们今天晚上让我跟何需挂齿你觉得怎么样,扭动先生?我窝在里面有一点出来你是导演的助理?你的工作一定很有意思你一定有很多很酷的责任我跟选角完全无关你们大家想吃什么?为什么我满脑子都想着把那冰块放进嘴里然后舔遍你的全身?因为我上的高中是男校现在神要补偿我?我现在就要你在这里现在?在这里?你不认为这里是公共场所吗?这里有活虾到洗手间等我现在我要去洗手间了来呀

71、好,先生给我看那条内裤遵命你知道怎么样会更性感吗?怎么样?你没把你的衬衫塞进去的话好,现在呢我想看你只穿那件内裤把衣服脱下来好吧,但是你要知道这表示我们会错过特餐的介绍来,快点.你要我快点弄好还是要我做得好?好,转过去,我要看你的后面有人跟着”钢铁玻璃”录影带运动所以你要我缩紧什么吗?或者是苏西这个就是报四年级的仇什么意思啊?什么”什么意思”?什么意思?我的意思是内裤,先生那就是我的意思什么意思?我的裙子你掀开了,大家笑了到十八岁大家还叫我内裤苏西那是四年级的事了你怎会到现在都还在生气呢?你二十年后打电话给我告诉我你是不是还在生气我也要告诉你你这条内裤我是不会还你的我真不敢相信两个礼拜前我还在

72、看”绝命杀阵”现在我竟然在跟范达美约会你能打扁那个家伙吗?扁这个咧,当然这太疯狂了我得承认我有点奇怪你会同意跟我来个盲目约会通常我是不会答应的是吗?那你为什么会为我破例呢?因为瑞秋告诉我说你想跟我还有芙儿芭莉摩来个”三人行”啊对了,芙儿她有一些规矩的说你对不起我说!不,我才不要跟你说抱歉呢快说好极了瑞秋,道歉不然你的毛衣就遭殃那是我最喜欢的毛衣我第三次约会的毛衣说,你很抱歉你想玩,是不是?好,咱们就来玩你想怎么样?把毛衣还给我不然我就酱腌皮包你才不敢这么做是吗?至少我不会不敢告诉男人,我觉得他很可爱好了,住手,你们别疯了你们两个疯了现在你们谁还记得你们本来在吵些什么东西吗?对,没错但是看看你的

73、皮包看看你的毛衣看看你们两个人我会帮你补毛衣的我会帮你丢掉皮包对不起,我阻止你再见他对不起我知道你喜欢他还跟他约会对不起,我借了你的手套乔伊?妈?你在这儿干嘛?我以为你们走了她带着我的衣服走了你一丝不挂?不完全是我穿着女生内裤你经常穿女生内裤吗?不这是第一次你还真够倒楣第一次试女生内裤然后衣服就被别人给带走了不是我要穿的是苏西叫我穿的让我看看,不要我才不让你或任何人看呢好吧.有人在用”牙线”乔伊,有些人不喜欢那样的钱德穿女生内裤什么?什么?小屁屁你们谁把你们的内裤借我穿帮不上忙,我不穿内裤的你怎么会没穿内裤呢?穿粉红丁字裤的人倒训起人来了听我说,罗斯,我出五十块钱买你的内裤,好吗?中央公园菲此

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