1、310 The One Where Rachel QuitsScene: Central Perk, Chandler and Rachel are sitting on the couch.Chandler: (reading the comics) Eh., I dont, I dont know.Rachel: What?Chandler: Well, as old as he is in dog years, do you think Snoopy should still be allowed to fly this thing?Gunther: Rachel?Rachel: Yea
2、h.Gunther: Do you remember when you first came here, how you spent two weeks getting trained by another waitress?Rachel: Oh, sure! Do you need me to train somebody new?Gunther: (laughs) Good one. Actually, ah, Terry wants you to take the training again, whenever.Rachel: (to Chandler) Eh, do you beli
3、eve that?Chandler: (thinks about it) Yeah?Opening CreditsScene: The hallway of Rosss building, there is a Brown Bird girl selling cookies, as Ross and Chandler come up the stairs.Sarah: So thats two boxes of the Holiday Macaroons. On behalf of the Brown Birds of America, I salute you. (Does the Brow
4、n Bird salute, she blows on a bird call, then holds her hand, palm facing out, next to her face, and then waves it like a bird flapping its wings.) Ross: Just admit it Chandler, you have no backhand.Chandler: Excuse me little one, I have a very solid backhand.Ross: Shielding your face and shrieking
5、like a girl. is not a backhand.Chandler: I was shrieking. like a Marine.(they both start up the stairs.) Ross: All right here. Watch me execute the three Ps of championship play. Power. (swings the racquet) Precision. (swings the racquet.) and penache. (does a backswing and hits Sarah whos started u
6、p the stairs, knocking her down, they both watch in horror.) Scene: Central Perk, the gangs all there discussing the incident.Monica: You broke a little girls leg?!Ross: I know. I feel horrible. Okay.Chandler: (reading the paper) Says here that a muppet got whacked on Seasame Street last night. (to
7、Ross) Where exactly were around ten-ish?Ross: Well, Im gonna go see her. I want to bring her something, what do you think shell like?Monica: Maybe a Hello Kitty doll, the ability to walk.(Rachel starts to laugh, and Ross notices her.) Rachel: Im gonna get back to retraining. (gets up) Ross: All righ
8、t, see you guys. (starts to leave) Chandler: Look out kids, hes coming! (Ross continues to leave with his head down in shame.) Joey: And I gotta go sell some Christmas trees.Phoebe: Have fun. Oh wait, no, dont! I forgot I am totally against that now.Joey: What? Me having a job?Phoebe: No, no, I am a
9、gainst innocent trees being cut down in their prime, and their, their corpses grotesquely dressed in like tinsel and twinkly lights. (to Joey) Hey, how do you sleep at night?Joey: Well, Im pretty tired from lugging the trees around all day. Hey, Phoebe listen, you got this all wrong. Those trees wer
10、e born to be Christmas trees, their fulfilling their life purpose, by, by making people happy.Phoebe: Really?(Phoebe turns and looks at Monica, while Joey frantically motions to Chandler to help him out.) Chandler: Yes. Yes, and ah, ah, the trees are happy too, because for most of them, its the only
11、 chance to see New York.cut to Gunther retraining Rachel.Gunther: .and after youve delivered the drinks, you take the empty tray.Rachel: Gunther, Gunther, please, Ive worked here for two and a half years, I know the empty trays go over there. (points to the counter.) Gunther: What if you put them he
12、re. (sets the empty tray on another stack of empty trays on the back counter.) Rachel: Huh. Well, yknow thats actually a really good idea, because that way theyll be closer to the mugs. Yknow what, you should have the other waitresses do that too.Gunther: They already do. Thats why they call it the
13、tray spot.Rachel: Gee, I always heard them talk about that, I just always thought that it was a club they went to. Oh God, Im, Im sorry. (walks away) Gunther: Its all right. Sweetheart.Scene: Sarahs bedroom, her room is decorated with a space motif.Ross: So, this must be kinda neat for ya, huh? I me
14、an, your Dad tells me that you get a couple of days off school, and you, you ah, dont have to sell those cookies anymore. Sarah: Well, I kinda wanted to sell the cookies. The girl who sells the most wins a trip to Spacecamp, and gets to sit in a real space shuttle.Ross: Wow, you ah, you really like
15、all this space stuff, huh?Sarah: Yeah. My Dad says if I spend as much time helping him clean apartments, as I do daydreaming about outer space, hed be able to afford a trip to the Taj Mahal.Ross: I think you would have to clean a whole lot of apartments to go all the way to India.Sarah: No. The one
16、in Atlantic City, Dad loves the slots. He says hes gonna double the college money my Grandma left me.Ross: Huh. Well, good luck to Dad. Say, how many more boxes would you have to sell in order to win?Sarah: The girl who won last year sold four hundred and seventy-five.Ross: Yeah.Sarah: So far, Ive s
17、old seventy-five.Ross: Four hundred, huh? Well, that sounds do-able. (starts to get out his wallet) How much are the boxes?Sarah: Five dollars a box.Ross: (puts away his wallet) And what is second prize?Sarah: A ten speed bike. But, Id rather have something my Dad couldnt sell.Ross: Well, that makes
18、 sense.Sarah: Could you do me one favor, if its not too much trouble?Ross: Yeah, Sarah, anything.Sarah: Could you pull open the curtains for me? The astronauts from the space shuttle are gonna be on the news, and since we dont have a TV, the lady across the alley said shed push hers up to a window,
19、so I could watch it.Scene: A hallway, Ross is selling Brown Bird cookies for Sarah, he stops and knocks on a door.Woman: (looking through her peephole, we see Ross standing in the hallway.) Yesss?Ross: Hi, Im selling Brown Bird cookies.Woman: Youre no Brown Bird, I can see you through my peephole.Ro
20、ss: No, hi, Im, Im an honorary Brown Bird (does the Brown Bird salute.) Woman: What does that mean?Ross: Ah, well, it means that I can sell cookies, but Im not invited to sleep-overs.Woman: I can dial 9-1-1 at the touch of a button, yknow. Now, go away!Ross: No, please, please, um, its for a poor li
21、ttle girl who wants to go to Spacecamp more than anything in the world.Woman: Im pressing, a policeman is on his way.Ross: Okay, okay! Im going. Im going. (goes across the hall to knock on another door.) Woman: I can still see you!Ross: All right!Scene: Joeys work, selling Christmas trees.Phoebe: (w
22、alking up to Joey) Hey.Joey: Hey. What, what are you doing here?Phoebe: Well, I-I thought a lot about what you said, and um, I realilized duh, all right maybe I was a little judgmental. Yeah, (looks at the tree) oh, but oh.Joey: Look now, Phoebe remember, hey, their just fulfilling their Christmas.P
23、hoebe: Destiny.Joey: Sure.Phoebe: Yes.Joey: All right.Phoebe: Okay. (One of Joeys co-workers, walks by with a dead tree.) Yikes! That one doesnt look very fulfilled.Joey: Oh, thats, thats ah, one of the old ones, hes just taking it to the back.Phoebe: You keep the old ones in the back, that is so ag
24、eist.Joey: Well we have to make room for the fresh ones.Phoebe: So, what happens to the old guys?Joey: Well, they go into the chipper.Phoebe: Why, do I have a feeling thats not as happy as it sounds? (Joey points out one going into the chipper to her, as this haunty, demonic music starts to play in
25、the background) No! Nooooo! (she winces in horror and hides her face against Joeys shoulder, as she sees the tree spit out from the chipper.) Joey: (to the guy operating the chipper) Hey! Hey! (makes the cut it motion with his hands) Scene: Central Perk, all except Phoebe are there, Ross is telling
26、the gang, minus Rachel whos still being retrained, about the different cookie options.Ross: .and these come in the shapes of your favourite Christmas characters, Santa, Rudolph, and Baby Jesus.Joey: All right, Ill take a box of the cream filled Jesuss.Ross: Wait a minute, one box! Come on, Im trying
27、 to send a little girl to Spacecamp, Im putting you down for five boxes. Chandler, what about you?Chandler: Ahh, do you have any coconut flavoured deities?Ross: No, but ah, theres coconut in the Hanukkah Menoreoes. I tell you what, Ill put you down for eight boxes, one for each night.(Chandler mouth
28、s Okay.) Ross: Mon?Monica: All right, Ill take one box of the mint treasures, just one, and thats it. I-I started gaining weight after I joined the Brown Birds. (to Ross) Remember, how Dad bought all my boxes and I ate them all?Ross: Ah, no Mon, Dad had to buy everyone of your boxes because you ate
29、them all. But ah, yknow Im sure thats not gonna happen this time, why dont I put you down for three of the mint treasures and just a couple of the Rudolphs.Monica: No.Ross: Oh, come on, now you know you want em.Monica: Dont, dont, dont, dont, dont do this.Ross: Ill tell you what Mon, Ill give you th
30、e first box for free.Monica: (she reaches out for it and stops) Oh God! I gotta go! (runs out) Ross: Come on! All the cool kids are eating em! (chases after her.) cut to Gunther retraining Rachel.Gunther: And when you have a second later, I wanna show you why we dont just trap spiders under coffee m
31、ugs and leave them there.Rachel: (sitting down next to Chandler) Im training to be better at a job that I hate, my life officially sucks.Joey: Look Rach, wasnt this supposed to a temporary thing? I thought you wanted to do fashion stuff?Rachel: Well, yeah! Im still pursuing that.Chandler: How. exact
32、ly are you pursuing that? Yknow other than sending out resumes like what, two years ago?Rachel: Well, Im also sending out. good thoughts.Joey: If you ask me, as long as you got this job, youve got nothing pushing you to get another one. You need the fear.Rachel: The fear?Chandler: Hes right, if you
33、quit this job, you then have motivation to go after a job you really want.Rachel: Well then how come youre still at a job that you hate, I mean why dont you quit and get the fear?(Chandler and Joey both laugh) Chandler: Because, Im too afraid.Rachel: I dont know, I mean I would give anything to work
34、 for a designer, yknow, or a buyer. Oh, I just dont want to be 30 and still work here.Chandler: Yeah, thatd be much worse than being 28, and still working here.Gunther: Rachel?Rachel: Yeah.Gunther: Remind me to review with you which pot is decaf and which is regular.Rachel: Cant I just look at the h
35、andles on them?Gunther: You would think.Rachel: Okay, fine. Gunther, yknow what, I am a terrible waitress, do you know why Im a terrible waitress? Because, I dont care. I dont care. I dont care which pot is regular and which pot is decaf, I dont care where the tray spot is, I just dont care, this is
36、 not what I want to do. So I dont think I should do it anymore. Im gonna give you my weeks notice.Gunther: What?!Rachel: Gunther, I quit.Chandler: (to Joey) Does this mean were gonna have to start paying for coffee? (Joey shrugs his shoulders.) Commercial BreakScene: Monica and Rachels, Chandler is
37、entering numbers on a calculator as Ross reads off how much hes sold.Ross: .and 12, 22, 18, four. (Chandler starts laughing) What?Chandler: I spelled out boobies.Monica: (comes up and starts looking through Rosss cookie supply) Ross, but me down for another box of the mint treasures, okay. Where, wh
38、ere are the mint treasures?Ross: Ah, were out. I sold them all.Monica: What?Ross: Monica, Im cutting you off.Monica: No. No, just, just, just a couple more boxes. It-it-its no big deal, all right, Im-Im cool. You gotta help me out with a couple more boxes!Ross: Mon, look at yourself. You have cookie
39、 on your neck.Monica: (covers her neck) Oh God! (runs to the bathroom) Chandler: So, how many have you sold so far?Ross: Check this out. Five hundred and seventeen boxes!Chandler: Oh my God, how did you do that?Ross: Okay, the other night I was leaving the museum just as Laser Floyd was letting out
40、of the planetarium, without even trying I sold 50 boxes! Thats when it occurred to me, the key to my success, the munchies. So I ah, started hitting the NYU dorms around midnight. I am selling cookies by the case. They call me: Cookie Dude!Rachel: (entering) Okay, stop what youre doing, I need envel
41、ope stuffers, I need stamp lickers.Ross: Well hey, who did these resumes for ya?Chandler: Me! On my computer.Ross: Well you sure used a large font.Chandler: Eh, yeah, well ah, waitress at a coffee shop and cheer squad co-captain only took up so much room.Rachel: Hey-hey-hey thats funny! Your funny C
42、handler! Your a funny guy! You wanna know what else is really funny?!Chandler: Something else I might have said?Rachel: I dont know, I dont know, werent you the guy that told me to quit my job when I had absolutely nothing else to do. Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!Ross: Sweetie, calm down, its gonna be okay.Ra
43、chel: No, its not gonna be okay Ross, tomorrow is my last day, and I dont have a lead. Okay, yknow what, Im just gonna, Im just gonna call Gunther and Im gonna tell him, Im not quitting.Chandler: You-you-you dont wanna give into the fear.Rachel: You and your stupid fear. I hate your fear. I would li
44、ke to take you and your fear. Joey: (entering, interrupting Rachel) Hey! I got great news!Chandler: Run, Joey! Run for your life! (runs out) Joey: What? Rachel, listen, have you ever heard of Fortunata Fashions?Rachel: No.Joey: Well my old man is doing a plumbing job down there and he heard they hav
45、e an opening. So, you want me to see if I can get you an interview?Rachel: Oh my God! Yes, I would love that, oh, that is soo sweet, Joey.Joey: Not a problem.Rachel: Thanks.Joey: And now for the great news.Ross: What, that wasnt the great news?Joey: Only if you think its better than this. (holds up
46、an aerosol can) snow-in-a-can! I got it at work. Mon, you want me to decorate the window, give it a kind of Christmas lookie.Monica: Christmas cookie?Scene: Joey work, Joey is showing a guy a tree.Joey: Okay, and ah, this one here is a Douglas Fir, now its a little more money, but you get a nicer sm
47、ell.Guy: Looks good. Ill take it.Phoebe: (running up carrying a tree) Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! No, no, you dont want that one. No, you can have this cool brown one. (points to the almost dead tree she has) Guy: Its-its-its almost dead!Phoebe: Okay but thats why you have to buy it, so it can ful
48、fil its Christmas destiny, otherwise there gonna throw it into the chipper. Tell him, JoeyJoey: Yeah, the ah, trees that dont fulfil their Christmas destiny are thrown in the chipper.Guy: I-I think Im gonna look around a little bit more.Joey: Pheebs, you gotta stop this, I working on commission here
49、.Monica: (entering) Hey, guys. Im here to pick out my Christmas tree.Phoebe: Well look no further, (shows her the dead one) this ones yours! Ahhh.Monica: Is this the one that I threw out last year?Phoebe: All right yknow what, nevermind! Everyone wants to have a green one! Im sorry, Im sorry, I didn
50、t mean to get so emotional, I guess its just the holidays, its hard.Monica: Oh honey, is that cause your Mom died around Christmas?Phoebe: Oh, I wasnt even thinking about that.Monica: Oh. (turns and looks at Joey, who gives a way-to-go thumbs up and smile.) Scene: A Brown Bird meeting, Ross is there
51、 with the other Brown Birds to see who won the contest.Ross: (to the girl sitting next to him) Hi there. How many, how many ah, did you sell?Girl: Im not gonna tell you! Youre the bad man who broke Sarahs leg.Ross: Hey now! That was an accident, okay.Girl: Youre a big scrud.Ross: Whats a scrud?Girl:
52、 Why dont you look in the mirror, scrud.Ross: I dont have too. I can just look at you.Leader: All right girls, and man. Lets see your final tallies. (all the girls raise their hands) Ohhhh, Debbie, (looks at her form) 321 boxes of cookies, (to Debbie) Very nice.Ross: (to himself) Not nice enough.Lea
53、der: Charla, 278. Sorry, dear, but still good.Ross: (to himself) Good for a scrud.Leader: Oh, yes Elizabeth. Ah, 871.Ross: Thats crap! Sister Brown Bird. (to Elizabeth) Good going. (does the salute) Leader: Whos next? (goes over and stands behind Ross, whos feverishly writing on his form, and clears
54、 her throat to get his attention.) Ross: Hi there!Leader: Hi. And batting for Sarah, Ross Geller, 872. Although, it looks like you bought an awful lot of cookies yourself.Ross: Um, that is because my doctor says that I have a very serious. nuget. diffency.Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Phoebe, and R
55、oss are there.Chandler: Tell us what happened, Brown Bird Ross.Ross: Well, I lost. Some little girl loaned her uniform to her nineteen year old sister, who went down to the U.S.S. Nimitz, and sold over 2,000 boxes.Chandler: (to Rachel, whos entering) Hey! Howd the interview go?Rachel: Oh, I blew it.
56、 I wouldnt of even hired me.Ross: Oh, come here sweetie, listen, youre gonna go on like a thousand interviews before you get a job. (she glares at him) Thats not how that was supposed to come out.Phoebe: This is the worst Christmas ever.Chandler: Yknow what Rach, maybe you should just, yknow stay he
57、re at the coffee house.Rachel: I cant! Its too late! Terry already hired that girl over there. (points to her) Look at her, shes even got waitress experience. Last night she was teaching everybody how to make napkin. (starts to cry) swans.Ross: That word was swans.Scene: The hallway between the two
58、apartments, Chandler, Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are coming up the stairs.Chandler: Well seeing that drunk Santa wet himself, really perked up my Christmas.(They start to go into Monica and Rachels, their apartment is filled with all of the old Christmas trees from Joeys work.) Phoebe: Oh! Oh my God!J
59、oey and Monica: (jumping up from behind the couch) Merry Christmas!Phoebe: You saved them! You guys! Oh God, youre the best!Chandler: Its like Night of the Living Dead Christmas Trees.(phone rings) Rachel: (answering the phone) Hello? (listens) Yeah, this is she. (listens) Oh! Youre kidding! Youre k
60、idding! (listens) Oh thank you! I love you!Chandler: Sure, everybody loves a kidder.Rachel: (hanging up the phone) I got the job!All: Thats great! Hey! Excellent!Phoebe: Oh, God bless us, everyone.Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is serving her last cup of coffee.Rachel: Here we go. Im serving my last cu
61、p of coffee. (the gang starts humming the graduation theme) There you go. (hands it to Chandler) Enjoy. (they all cheer) Chandler: (to Ross) Should I tell her I ordered tea?Ross: No. Rachel: Um, excuse me, everyone. Ah, this is my last night working here, and I ah, just wanted say that I made some r
62、eally good friends working here, and ah, its just time to move on. (at the counter Gunther starts to cry and runs into the back room) Ah, and no offence to everybody who ah, still works here, you have no idea how good it feels to say that as of this moment I will never have to make coffee again.Scen
63、e: Rachels new job, Rachels boss is telling her what to do.Rachels Boss: Now Mr. Kaplan Sr. likes his coffee strong, so your gonna use two bags instead of one, see. Now pay attention, cause this parts tricky, see some people use filters just once.Closing CreditsScene: The hallway between the apartme
64、nts, Ross is bringing Sarah to Joey and Chandlers.Ross: Im, Im sorry you didnt get to go to Spacecamp, and Im hoping that maybe somehow, this may make up for it. Presenting Sarah Tuttles Private Very Special Spacecamp! (opens the door and Chandler and Joey jump up, their apartment is decorated like
65、outer space, one of the leather chairs is covered in tinfoil.) Sarah: Really Mr. Geller, you dont have to do this.Ross: Oh come on! Here we go! (picks her up and puts her in the chair) Stand by for mission countdown!Joey: (simulating an echo) Ten, ten., nine, nine, nine., eight, eight, eight. (Chand
66、ler hits him in the back of the head) Okay, Blast off!(They start shaking the chair likes its flying into outer space. Ross picks up a soccer ball and starts spinning it in his hand and runs around the chair beeping like a satellite. Chandler also starts running around the chair and saying.) Chandle
67、r: Im an alien. Im an alien.Ross: Oh no! An asteroid! (throws the soccer ball off the back of Joeys head.) (The camera zooms in on Sarah and she has a big smile on her face.) End310 瑞秋辞职我不知道啊？照狗的年纪来算你认为史奴比还能飞这个玩意儿吗?瑞秋?什么事?记得你刚来的时候有另外一个服务生训练你吗?当然，要我训练新人吗?问得好其实是泰瑞要你再受训一次什么时候都可以你相信这种事吗?相信共是两盒蛋白杏仁饼干我代表美
68、国棕鸟向你致敬承认吧，你不会反手击球对不起，小鬼我反手击球很厉窖像个女人一样掩面大叫不叫反手击球我的叫声像海军好，看我示范冠军选手的三个P力量准头架式你害一个小女孩的腿骨折?我知道，我很难过，行吗?报上说有个小女孩昨晚在芝麻街道遭重击你昨晚十点左右人在哪里?我要去看她我想带点东西给她她会喜欢什么?凯蒂猫娃娃?走路的能力?我得回去接受再训练了好，再见，各位小心，小朋友，他来了我得去卖圣诞树了卖得开心点等等，不要去我忘了我现在完全反对这件事什么?反对我有工作?不，我反对无辜的树木在青春正盛的时候被砍下尸体被装饰得怪模怪样挂上一堆金箔和闪灯你昨晚睡得好吗?我拖着树走来走去累得要命你完全搞错了那些树生
69、来就是要当圣诞树的为人们带来欢乐是实现他们生存的目的真的？没错对，这些树也很高兴因为对大多数的树来说这是他们见识纽约的唯一机会送完饮料之后，把盘子甘瑟，拜托我在这里做了两年半我知道空盘子要放在那里放在这里怎么样?这倒是个好主意离马克杯比较近你应该要其他的服务生照办她们本来就是这么放的所以她们管这里叫盘子区我听到她们说这个我还以为是她们参加的俱乐部对不起没关系甜心你一定很高兴吧?你爸爸说你可以不用上学也不必再去卖饼干了我很想去卖饼干卖最多饼干的人可以免费参加太空营坐上真正的太空梭你很喜欢太空的东西，是吧?我爸爸说如果我帮他清洁公寓的时间和我做太空梦的时间一样多他就可以去泰姬玛哈陵了要清洁很多间公
70、寓才有钱去印度不，是大西洋城的泰姬玛哈陵爸爸喜欢吃角子老虎他说可以把祖母留给我的大学学费再增加一倍那就祝爸爸好运吧要卖多少盒饼干才能获胜?去年的冠军卖了475盒我到目前为止卖了75盒还有四百盒应该不难，一盒多少钱?五块钱奖是什么?十段变速脚踏车，但我宁可要爸爸不能变卖的东西这也对帮我一个忙好吗?好的，莎拉，你说一句就行了你帮我把窗帘拉起来好吗?太空人会上电视新闻我们没有电视，对面的小姐说她会把她的电视推到窗口让我看什么事?嗨，我是卖棕鸟饼干的你不是棕鸟队员我可以从窥视孔看到你嗨，我是棕鸟的荣誉队员这是什么意思?是说我可以卖饼干但不能在别人家过夜我可以按钮拨119报警快走拜托我是为了一个贫穷的小
71、女孩她最大的心愿就是参加太空营我要按钮了警察马上就来了好我马上走我还看得到你好啦!你在这里干嘛?我把你的话想了很久我发觉也许我是有点太苛刻了对，可是菲比，记住它们只是在实现他们的圣诞，宿命没错那棵看起来好像很空虚那是老树了他只是把树拿到后面罢了你们把老树放在后面?真是年龄歧视这样才有地方放新鲜的树那老的怎么办?拿去切碎我感觉好像不怎么快乐似的“中央咖啡厅”这些是圣诞人物的形状圣诞老人鲁道夫，和耶稣宝宝我要一盒奶油馅的耶稣宝宝一盒?这可是为了帮助一个想参加太空营的小女孩呢我算你五盒，你呢?好吧，你有没有椰子口味的神?没有，但犹太教的分支蜡烛有椰子口味我算你八盒，一晚一盒摩妮卡?我要一盒薄荷口味的
72、一盒就好了我参加棕鸟之后就胖了记得吗?爸爸买光了我的饼干，我全都吃掉了不，摩妮卡，爸爸不得不买下每一盒饼干是因为你把饼干吃光了可是这次一定不会这样了我给你算三盒薄荷两盒鲁道夫吧?不要好啦，你知道你很想吃不要这样这样吧，第一盒算我送的老天，我得走了来嘛，好孩子都吃这种饼干待会儿新的服务生来了我会告诉你为什么不能把蜘蛛困在马克杯底下就算了我痛恨这工作，还要努力改进我的人生算是完了这不是暂时性的工作而已吗?你的目标是打入时装界对，我还在朝目标前进你是怎么前进的?两年前寄寄履历表吗?我还传达了好点子如果你问我只要你还保有这份工作就没有找新工作的动机你需要的是恐惧恐惧?他说得对辞掉这份工作，才有动机追求
73、你心目中理想的工作你为何还在做你讨厌的工作?干嘛不辞职来产生恐惧因为我太害怕了我不知道，我愿意不计一切为设计师或采购人工作我不想到了30岁还在这里工作对，那要比28岁还在这里工作惨多了瑞秋，提醒我跟你复习哪壶是低因咖啡，哪壶不是看把手看不出来吗?想得美好了，甘瑟，你知道吗?我是个很差劲的服务生你知道这是为什么吗?因为我不在乎我不在乎哪壶是普通咖啡哪壶是低因咖啡我不在乎盘子区在哪里我就是不在乎这不是我想做的工作所以我想我不该再做下去了我正式提出辞呈什么?甘瑟，我辞职这表示以后喝咖啡要付钱了吗?好，1 22 21 8干嘛?我拼出了“傻蛋”再给我一盒薄荷口味的，好吗?薄荷饼干在哪里?没有了，都卖光了
74、什么?摩妮卡我不能再让你吃下去了再两盒就好这也没什么，我很好你得帮我再弄两盒看看你自己你脖子上还有饼干老天!你卖了几盒？你看417盒老天，你怎么办到的?前两天晚上我离开博物馆的时候天文馆正在放雷射佛洛依德我随随便便就卖了五十盒这时我想到成功的关键就是吸大麻后的“饥饿感”所以我开始在午夜时分到纽约大学的宿舍去我把饼干论箱卖他们叫我“饼干佬”放下手边的事，我需要人帮我塞信封、舔邮票谁帮你写履历表的?我用我的电脑写的你还真用了够大号的黑体字对，“咖啡厅的服务生”和“啦啦队队长”占不了多少空间真有趣你好有趣，钱德你有趣极了知道还有哪件事也很有趣吗?我说错了什么吗?我不知道不是你在我毫无后路的时候叫我辞
75、职的吗?别激动，事情会顺利的不，不会的明天是我最后一天上班而我到现在还毫无进展你知道吗?我要打电话给甘瑟说我不辞职了你不能向恐惧投降你和你愚蠢的恐惧我痛恨你的恐惧我要把你和你的恐惧嘿，我有好消息快跑，乔伊，逃命去吧干嘛?瑞秋，听好了你听过福图那塔时装没有?我老爸在那里做水电工听说那里要找人要他帮你安排面试吗?天哪，我要，太好了你好可爱，乔伊应该的现在告诉你们好消息刚才那个不是好消息?除非你们觉得此这个消息更好雪花罐!要我装饰窗户吗?看起来有圣诞的感觉圣诞饼干?好，这是一棵道格拉斯枞树这个比较贵一点，但也比较香看起来不错，我买了等等，不要不要买那棵不，你可以买这棵棕色的树这树都快死了所以非买不可
76、让它完成它的圣诞宿命不然他们就会把拿去切碎告诉他对，无法完成圣诞宿命的树就要拿去切碎我还是再看看吧你不能再这样搞下去了我是赚佣金的我来挑一棵圣诞树别看了，就买这棵这是我去年丢掉的树吗?算了，大家都想买绿树对不起，我也不想这么情绪化过节就是让人很难受亲爱的，这是因为你母亲在圣诞节前后过世吗?我还没想到那件事呢嗨，你卖了多少?我不告诉你你是害莎拉断腿的坏人嘿，那是意外，好吗?你是个大斗蛋什么叫斗蛋?照镜子就看到了，斗蛋我不用照镜子我看你就行了好，各位小女孩和大男人我们看看大家的总成绩黛比321盒饼干，很好还不够好夏拉278盒对不起，亲爱的但还是不错对斗蛋来说是不错你呢，伊莉莎白?871盒乱盖棕鸟修
77、女做得好下一个是谁?嗨嗨替莎拉代打的罗斯盖勒872盒不过看样子你自己买了一大堆饼干那是因为我的医生说我有很严重的果仁糖不足把事情的经过告诉我们棕鸟罗斯我输了，有个小女孩把制服借给19岁的姊姊她到美国轮船尼米兹号卖掉了两千多盒面试怎么样？我搞砸了连我自己都不会请我过来，甜心听我说找到工作之前要应霉一千次这种情形应该不会发生这是最糟糕的圣诞节也许你应该留在咖啡厅不行了，太迟了泰瑞已经请了那个女孩你们看看她她还有当服务生的经验昨天晚上，她还，教大家把餐巾摺成她说的是“天鹅”看到酒醉的圣诞老人撒尿我的圣诞节可真快乐我的天圣诞快乐你们救了他们老天，你们太棒了好像是“生不如死的圣诞树之夜”对，我就是你开玩笑谢谢，我爱你当然啦大家都喜欢听人家开玩笑我找到工作了太好了上帝保佑我们大家来，这是我最后一次端咖啡来用心品尝吧我该告诉她我点的是咖啡吗?不要说对不起，各位?这是我在这里工作的最后一夜我只想说我在这里交了一些好朋友现在是向前走的时候了我无意冒犯各位留在这里的人但你们不知道我多庆幸可以在这一刻说我再也不必冲咖啡了老卡普兰先生喜欢喝浓咖啡所以一包不够，要用两包注意听好了，这里很需要技巧有些人的滤纸只用一次我很遗憾你不能参加太空营我希望这个或许能帮我补偿你，好吗?接下来是莎拉图多的私人特制太空营你不必这么做的别客气，来吧准备倒数好，发射我是外星人不，小行星来了
