1、209 The One With Phoebes DadScene: Monica and Rachels apartment. Monica, Rachel, Ross, and Phoebe are there. Phoebe is looking out the window.PHOEBE: Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. Ugly Naked Guy is decorating his tree. Oh my God, you should see the size of his Christmas Balls.Chandler and Joey enter.JOEY
2、: Hey.CHANDLER: Hey.RACHEL: Hey.JOEY: Hey, how much did you guys tip the super this year?CHANDLER: Yeah, we were gonna give fifty, but if you guys gave more, we dont wanna look bad.MONICA: Oh, actually this year we just made him homemade cookies.CHANDLER: And twenty-five it is.JOEY: You gave him coo
3、kies?MONICA: Money is so impersonal. Cookies says someone really cares. . . Alright, were broke, but cookies do say that.PHOEBE: I can see that. A plate of brownies once told me a limerick.CHANDLER: Phoebs, let me ask you something, were, were these, uh, funny brownies?PHOEBE: Not especially. But yo
4、u know what, I think they had pot in them.ROSS: So you guys, who else did you tip with cookies?RACHEL: Uhh, the mailman, the super.Theres a bang at the door.MONICA: Oh, and the newspaper delivery guy.Joey opens the door and picks up the remnants of the newspaper.JOEY: Oh my God.RACHEL: What?JOEY: Uh
5、hh, I dont think youre gonna like this.Joey shows them the torn-up newspaper.RACHEL: Ooh, goooosh, ooh, these are cookies smashed in the sports section.MONICA: Oh look, and he did my crossword puzzle.ROSS: Yeah, but not very well, unless 14-across, Gershwin musical actually is bitemebitemebitemebite
6、me.OPENING TITLESScene: Central Perk. Monica, Chandler, and Joey are seated at couches. Rachel is working behind the counter.JOEY: I cant believe its Christmas already. Ya know, I mean, one day your eatin turkey, the next thing ya know, your lords are a-leapin and you geese are a-layin.CHANDLER: Whi
7、ch is why geese are so relaxed this time of year.Ross enters with several bags from shopping.ROSS: Hey guys.CHANDLER, MONICA, and JOEY: Hey.Ross approaches Rachel at counter.ROSS: Hey Rach. I, uh, got you a little present. Rachel is not impressed. . Ill open it. Its a Slinky! Remember, huh. sings Wa
8、lks down stairs, alone or in pairs, everyone knows its. . . just a big spring. Alright, you still mad at me becuase of the whole. . .RACHEL: Horrible and degrading list of reasons not to be with me?ROSS: How bout from now on we just call it the unfortunate incident? Rachel walks off Hey Gunther, you
9、 got stairs in your place?GUNTHER: Yeah.ROSS: Here, go nuts. gives him the Slinky and goes and sits with others at the couchesROSS: Hey guys.CHANDLER, MONICA, andJOEY: Hey.CHANDLER: Whats in the bag?ROSS: Um, just some presents.JOEY: Cmon show us what you bought. . . You know you want to.ROSS: child
10、ishly OK. OK, this is a picture frame from Ben to my parents, huh.MONICA: Cute.ROSS: I got some, uh, hers and hers towels for Susan and Carol. And, uh, I got this blouse for mom.Ross holds up the blouse. It is extremely tacky, with sewn-on medals hanging off of it.MONICA: Ross, that is gorgeous!ROSS
11、: Yeah?MONICA: Look at these authentic fake medals. I tell ya, moms gonna be voted best dressed at the make-believe military academy.Phoebe enters.PHOEBE: Hey.GANG: Hey. Hi Phoebe.PHOEBE: Happy Christmas Eve Eve. sees Rosss picture frame Oh my God, where did you get this?ROSS: Uh, Macys, third floor
12、, home furnishings.PHOEBE: This is my father, this is a picture of my dad.CHANDLER: Nah, Phoebs, thats the guy that comes in the frame.PHOEBE: No it isnt, this is my dad, alright, Ill show you.RACHEL: Phoebe, I thought your dad was in prison.PHOEBE: No, thats my stepdad. My real dads the one that ra
13、n out on us before I was born.RACHEL: How have you never been on Oprah?PHOEBE: showing her pictures OK, look, see, this is him. My mother gave me this picture before she died, same guy.MONICA: Honey, uh, this is a picture of the frame guy posing in front of a bright blue screen with a collie.PHOEBE:
14、 Its not a blue screen. its just, maybe it was just really clear that day. OK, I have to talk to my grandmother. turns to leaveMONICA: Oh, wait a minute honey.GANG: Phoebs. Phoebe leavesMONICA: Wow.JOEY: So anyway, Im trying to get my bosss ex-wife to sleep with me. . .GANG: Joey!JOEY: Oh, but when
15、Phoebe has a problem, everyones all ears!Scene: Phoebes grandmothers place. Phoebes grandmother is sitting at the table, reading the obituaries, and crossing out names in the phonebook.GRANDMOTHER: Esther Livingston. scratches out name Gone.Phoebe enters.GRANDMOTHER: Hi, Phoe.PHOEBE: Hi Gram. Whatch
16、a doin?GRANDMOTHER: Oh, just updating the phonebook.PHOEBE: Um, gram, um, can I see the pictures of my dad again?GRANDMOTHER: nervously Oh. Oh, sure, sure, uh, uh, how come?PHOEBE: Just, you know, to see. um.GRANDMOTHER: Oh, sure, yeah. gets a box with the pictures This is the one of you father in a
17、 meadow, and, uh, helping a little boy fly a kite, and here he is at a graduation. . . another graduation. . . another graduation.PHOEBE: OK, is this really my father?GRANDMOTHER: Is it really your fa-I cant. well of course it is.PHOEBE: OK, I smell smoke. Maybe thats cause someones pants are on fir
18、e.GRANDMOTHER: Look, I. . .PHOEBE: Ya know, in all the years that we have been grandmother and granddaughter, you have never lied to me.GRANDMOTHER: Alright, that is not your father, thats just a picture of a guy in a frame.PHOEBE: Oh God.GRANDMOTHER: It was your mothers idea. Ya know, she didnt wan
19、t you to know your real father because it hurt her so much when he left, and, I didnt want to go along with it, but, well then she died and, and it was harder to argue with her. Not impossible, but harder.PHOEBE: Alright, so, what, hes not a famous tree surgeon? And then, I guess, OK, he doesnt live
20、 in a hut in Burma where theres no phones?GRANDMOTHER: Last I heard, he was a pharmacist somewhere upstate.PHOEBE: OK, that makes no sense. Why would the villagers worship a pharmacist?GRANDMOTHER: Honey.PHOEBE: realizes Oh.GRANDMOTHER: Anyway, thats all I know. That, and this. pulls apart a frame a
21、nd pulls a picture out This is the real him.PHOEBE: Oh.Scene: Monica and Rachels apartment. Rachel, Chandler, and Joey are decorating the Christmas tree.CHANDLER: Ya know I remember my father, all dressed up in the red suit, the big black boots, and the patent leather belt, sneakin around downstairs
22、. He didnt want anybody to see him but hed be drunk so hed stumble, crash into something and wake everybody up.RACHEL: Well, that doesnt sound like a very merry Christmas.CHANDLER: Who said anything about Christmas?Monica and Ross enter.MONICA: Hi.ROSS: Hey, anyone hear from Phoebe yet?RACHEL: No, n
23、othin.MONICA: I hope shes OK.JOEY: Yeah, I know exactly what shes goin through.MONICA: How do you know exactly what shes going through?JOEY: She told us.CHANDLER: So whaddya got there Monica?MONICA: Just some stuff for the party.ROSS: Yeah, whatre you guys doin here, arent you supposed to be Christm
24、as shopping?MONICA: You guys havent gotten your presents yet? Tomorrows Christmas Eve, whatre ya gonna do?CHANDLER: Dont you have to be Claymation to say stuff like that?RACHEL: Oh, by the way Mon, I dont think the mailman liked your cookies. Here are the ornaments your mom sent. hands her a smashed
25、 boxMONICA: Well, maybe the mailman liked the cookies, we just didnt give him enough.JOEY: Monica, pigeons learn faster that you.Ross approaches Rachel, away from everyone else.ROSS: Hey, Rach, you know what? I think, I think I know whatll make you feel better. How bout you make a list about me.RACH
26、EL: Wha. forget it Ross, no, I am not gonna stand here and make a list of. . .ROSS: Cmon Rachel.RACHEL: OK, youre whiney, you are, youre obsessive, you are insecure, youre, youre gutless, you know, you dont ever, you dont just sort of seize the day, you know. You like me for what, a year, you didnt
27、do anything about it. And, uh, oh, you wear too much of that gel in your hair.ROSS: See there, you uhh, alright, ya, you did what I said.RACHEL: Yeah, and you know what? Youre right, I do feel better, thank you Ross. she walks off and Ross puts his hand to his hairScene: Back at Phoebes. She is on t
28、he phonePHOEBE: Yeah, um, in Albany, can I have the number of Frank Buffay. . . OK, um, in Ithica. . . alright, um, Saratoga. . . Oneonta. Alright, you know what, you shouldnt call youself information. hangs upPhoebes grandmother entersGRANDMOTHER: Hey.PHOEBE: Hello grandma, if that is in fact your
29、real name.GRANDMOTHER: Cmon now Phoe, dont still be mad at me. Hows it going?PHOEBE: Well, not so good. Upstates pretty big, hes pretty small, you do the math.GRANDMOTHER: Well, I think youre better off without him. Oh honey, I know hes your daddy but, but to me hes still the irresponsible creep who
30、 knocked up your mom and stole her Gremlin.PHOEBE: No I just, just wanted to know who he was, ya know.GRANDMOTHER: I know. OK, I wasnt completely honest with you when I told you that, uh, I didnt know exactly where he lived.PHOEBE: Whattaya mean?GRANDMOTHER: He lives at 74 Laurel Drive in Middletown
31、. If you hit the Dairy Queen, youve gone too far. You can take my cab.PHOEBE: Wow. Thank you.GRANDMOTHER: Now, remember, nobody else drives that cab.PHOEBE: Uh-huh, got it. Ooh, Im gonna see my dad. Wish me luck, Grandpa! blows a kiss to a picture of EinsteinCommercialScene: Chandler is standing on
32、a street corner waiting for Phoebe in the cab. Joey walks up.JOEY: Phoebe here with the cab yet?CHANDLER: Yeah, she, she brought the invisible cab. . . hop in.JOEY: Well she better get here soon, the outlet stores close at 7.CHANDLER: Hey, dont worry. I figure itll be 2 hours to Phoebes dads house,
33、theyll meet, theyll chat, theyll swap life stories, well still have plenty of time.Phoebe drives up in the cabJOEY: Hey, here she comes.CHANDLER: Hey.JOEY: Hey.Phoebe runs over the curb. Joey gets in the back seat, Chandler in the frontPHOEBE: Hey.JOEY: Hey.PHOEBE: Can you believe this. In, like, tw
34、o hours Im gonna have a dad. Eeeshk.CHANDLER: Eeeshk.JOEY: Yeah, big stuff.PHOEBE: OK, lets go.CHANDLER: OK.PHOEBE: Alright, here, you have to hold this. hands Chandler a piece of paperCHANDLER: OK. reads paper Brake left, gas right?PHOEBE: Uh-huh, yeah, thats my cheat sheet.CHANDLER: grabs for seat
35、 belt Wheres my seat belt?PHOEBE: Oh, no no, that side doesnt have one, the paramedics had to cut through it. Chandler jumps out of the carCHANDLER: Chandler gets in the back seat Hey!JOEY: Hey. Phoebe takes off, Joey and Chandler are thrown back in the seatScene: Monica and Rachels apartment. Monic
36、a is preparing for the party with Ross questioning her.ROSS: Cmon, just tell me, please, please.MONICA: For the sixteenth time, no. I do not think youre obsessive.Rachel enters from her roomRACHEL: Oh, gosh, its hot in here.MONICA: Rach, get the heat. Rachel holds up her hand with wet fingernail pol
37、ish Ross, could you turn the heat down please?ROSS: Sure. By the way, theres a difference between being obsessive and. . .MONICA: Ross, the heat!ROSS: Fine, OK! Heat, heat, heat, and Im the obsessive one. goes to the radiator and starts turning the knob OK, this way is on, so this is. . . breaks off
38、 the knob off.RACHEL: Did you just break the radiator?ROSS: No, no, I was turnin the knob and, and. . . here it is.MONICA: Well put it back.ROSS: It uhh, it wont go back.RACHEL: Ill call the super.MONICA: Here, let me try.ROSS: Oh, oh thats right, I forgot about your ability to fuse metal.MONICA: He
39、y, its Funnys cousin, Not Funny.RACHEL: on phone Hi, Mr. Treeger. Hi, its Rachel Green from upstairs. Yes, somebody, uh, broke our knob on the radiator and its really hot in here. Yes, its, its hot enough to bake cookies. Well, do you think we could have a new one by 6? Wha t, no, no, Tuesday, we ca
40、nt wait until Tuesday, were having a party tonight.ROSS: OK, tip the man.MONICA: No, if he doesnt like our cookies, too bad, I am not gonna be blackmailed. Look if worse comes to worse, it gets a little warm, well call it a theme party.ROSS: Hey, heres a theme: Come on in, live like bacon.Scene: Out
41、side Phoebes dads house. The cab pulls up.PHOEBE: Ooh, this is it, 74. screeches to a halt, Joey and Chandler are thrown into the plexiglass wall in the cabCHANDLER: Oh, so thats what this is for.PHOEBE: Wow, this is it, Im gonna meet my dad. This is like the biggest thing ever, huh.CHANDLER: Yeah.J
42、OEY: Sure is.PHOEBE: OK, here I go. Im goin in.CHANDLER: Alright.JOEY: Good luck Phoebs.PHOEBE: OK, here I go. . . here I go. . . Im goin. she just sits in the cabScene: Monica and Rachels apartment. They are having their party. All the guests are stripped down because of the heat.RACHEL: answers do
43、or Hi, welcome to our tropical Christmas party. You can put your coats and sweaters and pants and shirts in the bedroom.ROSS: sitting at table talking to a girl Its hard to tell because Im sweating, but I use exactly what the gel bottle says, an amount about the size of a pea. How, how can that be t
44、oo much?MONICA: carrying an ice cube tray Ice, ice, ice squares anyone? Take a napkin. Alright.ROSS: Monica, Monica, your guest are turning into jerky, OK.MONICA: Really? Im perfectly comfortable. one of the guest opens the refrigerator Hey, hey, hey, get in line buddy, I was next. she opens the ref
45、rigerator and leans into itRACHEL: answering the door Mr. Treeger.MR. TREEGER: Uhh, you said there was a party.RACHEL: Oh, yeah, well hey, welcome to our sauna.MR. TREEGER: Ahh, is it hot? My body always stays cool, probably cause I have so much skin. Hey, cheese!Ross is speaking to Monica and Rache
46、l about tipping the super.ROSS: Alright, alright, heres the chance. Monica give him cash, Rachel give him your earrings. Something, now, anything.MONICA: No, I will not cave.RACHEL: Yeah, Im with Mon.ROSS: Alright, alright, you know how you say I never seize the day? Well, alright, even though hes y
47、our super, Im seizing. approaches Mr. Treeger Mr. Treeger, here is 50 bucks, merry Christmas.Gives him the cash.MR. TREEGER: Oh wow, I didnt get you anything. Heres five back.ROSS: No no, no, that, thats your Christmas tip, alright. Oh, hey, do you think theres a chance you could fix that radiator n
48、ow?MR. TREEGER: No can do, like I told the girl, I cant get a new knob until Thursday.MONICA: Ross.ROSS: Yeah.MONICA: to Ross Looks like hes playin baseball.ROSS: You mean hardball?MONICA: Whatever.RACHEL: Whatcha gonna do?ROSS: Excuse me, Im seizing. Mr. Treeger, heres another 50, happy Hanukkah. W
49、ill uh, will this help with the knob getting?MR. TREEGER: No, the place is not open till Tuesday. Am I not saying it right.MONICA: So, wait, you really did like my cookies?MR. TREEGER: Oh, yeah, they were so personal, really showed you cared.RACHEL: Nice seizing. . . gel boy.MR. TREEGER: to Rachel w
50、ho is standing under mistletoe So, uh, is this, uh, mistletoe?RACHEL: Huh-huh, no act-no, uhh, that, that is basil.MR. TREEGER: Ahh, if it was mistletoe, I was gonna kiss ya.RACHEL: Huh-hoo, yeah, no, its still basil.Scene: Outside Phoebes dads house. Phoebe is running back to the cab.PHOEBE: OK.JOE
51、Y: How fard ya get?PHOEBE: Mailbox.CHANDLER: Alright, were gettin closer.PHOEBE: Uh-huh.JOEY: Phoebs, whats goin on?PHOEBE: No, its just like, ya know, its a whole mess of stuff, ya know. Its like, yesterday, ya know, my dad was this, like, famous Burma tree surgeon guy and, ya know, now hes a, a ph
52、armacist guy and. . .JOEY: Well, maybe hes, maybe hes this really cool pharmacist guy.PHOEBE: Yeah, maybe, yeah. You know, and, and Ill knock on the door and, and hell hug me and Ill have a dad. Ya know and Ill, Ill go to his pharmacy and everyone will be really nice to me cause, you know, Im Franks
53、 daughter.CHANDLER: Well, so why not go knock?PHOEBE: Well, cause, I mean, what if, what if hes not this great dad guy? I mean, what if, what if hes just still the dirtbag who ran out on my mom and us? You know what? Ive already lost a fake dad this week and I dont think Im ready to lose a real one.
54、JOEY: Phoebs, thats OK. You took a big step today.PHOEBE: Yeah?CHANDLER: Yeah, and someday when youre ready, youll make it past the hedges.JOEY: Yeah, and when you do, hell be lucky to have you.PHOEBE: You guys. Im sorry about your shopping.CHANDLER: Oh, thats OK, well figure something out.JOEY: Uh,
55、 listen Phoebs, I know youre not goin in there but do you think itd be alright if I went in and used his bathroom? Oh, thats fine, never mind. Cool, snow, kinda like a blank canvas.Scene: Monica and Rachels apartment. Ross, Monica, and Rachel are sitting around after the party. Chandler, Joey, and P
56、hoebe enter.CHANDLER: Ho, ho, ho, holy crap is it hot in here!JOEY: Really, hey, you mind if I turn the heat down?MONICA: Hey, we could have used that kind of thinkin earlier.ROSS: Hey, Phoebs, howd it go.PHOEBE: Oh, I couldnt go in.MONICA: Honey, Im sorry.ROSS: Are you OK?PHOEBE: Yeah, yeah, no its
57、 OK cause, I mean, I know hes there, so, thats enough for now.CHANDLER: Hey, guys, its after midnight, merry Christmas everyone. Ross and Phoebe hug, Monica and Rachel hug, Chandler is left standingJOEY: Hey, Monica, the knob was broken so I just turned it off from underneath, I hope thats alright.C
58、LOSING TITLESScene: Monica and Rachels apartment. Joey and Chandler are giving out their Christmas presents out of a cardboard box from a case of motor oil.JOEY: Rach, these are for you.RACHEL: Wiper blades. I dont even have a car.JOEY: No, but with this new car smell, youll think you do.CHANDLER: O
59、K, Phoebs, your turn.PHOEBE: Ahh, toilet seat covers! Is that what you were doing while I was getting gas?JOEY: Uh-huh.PHOEBE: You guuuyys.JOEY: And for Ross, Mr. Sweet-tooth.ROSS: You got me a cola drink?CHANDLER: And, a lemon lime.ROSS: Well this, this is too much, I feel like I should get you ano
60、ther sweater.CHANDLER: And last but not least.Chandler and Joey give Monica a pack of condoms.JOEY: Theyre ribbed for your pleasure.Ross and Monica trade their gifts.END209 菲比的爸爸裸体的丑男人在装饰他的树天啊你该瞧瞧他圣诞球多大你们今年给管理员多少红包?是啊，我们打算给50，不过我们不想显得此你们小器今年我们送他自己做的饼干那就包25块好了你们送他饼干?给钱太见外了饼干表示我们关心他好吧，我们没钱但饼干也能表达这个意思我
61、了解曾有盘巧克力糕对我打过油诗菲此，请问你那些巧克力糕有问题吗?你知道吗?我想那里面有大麻两位，你们还送了谁饼干?邮差，管理员还有那个送报纸的天哪怎么了?你们可能不会高兴看到这个天哪，饼干糊在运动版呢看，在我的字谜那里也是对，但是错误百出，除非横十四的”葛许温音乐剧”是叫”咬我，咬我，咬我”真不敢相信圣诞节又到了我们才刚吃完了感恩火鸡转眼呢现在又到了呆鹅下蛋的圣诞节所以每年的这个时候鹅才会感觉到很轻松各位瑞秋我买了一个小礼物给你我来拆是个小司令记得吗?什么走下楼梯，单独或成双大家都知道是只是一个大弹簧好吧，你还在生我的气就为了那张不跟我在一起的理由的可恶单子?从现在起我们称那为”那不幸的事件”
62、怎么样?阿刚，你家里有没有楼梯?去疯吧各位袋子里有什么?只是些礼物啦快拿出来瞧瞧啊少装了好吧，你们看这是班送给我父母的相框很可爱我买”她的”跟”她的”毛巾给苏珊跟凯洛还有，买了这件衬衫给妈罗斯，好漂亮哦瞧瞧这些假徽章妈会像在”伪军校”里面会得到”最佳服装奖”的菲菲圣诞前夕的前夕4央乐我的天哪，这哪儿来的?梅西百货三楼，家饰部这是我爸爸这是我爸爸的照片菲此，那是相框附送的相片不，这是我爸爸好，我拿给你们看菲此，我以为你爸在牢里不，那是我继父我真正的爸是我出生以前就跑了的那个你怎么会没上过谈话秀啊?瞧，这就是他我妈在死前给了我这张照片同一个人来的这是一张相框模特儿跟一只柯利狗站在浅蓝背景前的照片那
63、不是蓝背景，那是也许那天万里晴空吧我得跟我奶奶谈一谈等一下，菲此我在设法弄我老板的前任老婆上床菲此有问题时大家都洗耳恭听李爱瑟嗝屁了丫头奶奶，你在干嘛?我在改电话簿奶奶?我可以再看一次我爸的照片吗?当然，当然了为什么?我只是突然想看一看好，来这是你爸站在草地上的照片他帮一个小男孩放风筝这一张是他的毕业典礼再一张的毕业典礼他真的是我爸爸吗?他真的是你爸?天哪，他当然是我看这很有问题或许有人在说谎我们两个当祖孙这么多年了你从没有对我撒过谎好吧，他不是你爸爸他只是一个相框里的男人那是你妈的主意她不想让你知道谁是你爸因为他的离去让你妈很伤心我本来也不想跟着她骗你可是她死了那样跟她争辩就太难了不是不可能
64、，只是更难那他不是一个有名的树医罗?他也不住在没有电话的缅甸茅屋里头罗?我听说他在纽约州某个地方当药剂师那没有道理村民干嘛去崇拜一个药剂师呢?亲爱的反正呢，我所知道的就这么多是真正的他了我记得我爸爸他穿了一身火红的衣服黑色的大靴子还有漆皮皮带在楼下鬼鬼祟祟的他不想被任何人发现可是他醉得摇摇晃晃然后撞东撞西把大家都吵醒听起来不像是个快乐的圣诞节谁说是圣诞节来着?有没有菲此的消息?没有希望她没事是呀，我完全了解她的处境你怎么会完全了解她的处境?她告诉我们的嘛摩妮卡，你买了什么?派对要用的东西你们还在这里干嘛你们不是该去买礼物了吗?你们礼物还没买好吗?明天就是圣诞夜了你们要怎么办?不是黏土动昼里面的
65、人才会那么说的吗?对了，摩妮卡我想邮差不欣赏你的饼干这是你妈寄来的装饰品说不定他喜欢我的饼干只是他嫌少了摩妮卡，鸽子都学得此你快瑞秋我想我知道怎么样让你好过点了你列张关于我的清单如何?什么?算了吧，罗斯我怎么会好，我告诉你你爱发牢骚，爱钻牛角尖没有安全感你根本就没种你从来不知道怎么把握时机你暗恋我多久了?一年结果你一个屁也没放还有，你头发涂了太多发胶了你听我的了对呀，你知道吗?你说得对，我觉得好多了谢了，罗斯麻烦你查一查巴法尔的电话以奇卡呢?好吧，沙拉托加?翁尼昂塔?好吧，你知道吗?你没有资格自称查号台奶奶请问这是不是你的真姓名?好了，丫头，别跟我生气了进行得怎么样了?不太好纽约州蛮大的，他蛮
66、小的你自己算吧我想没找到他对你还比较好我知道他是你爸爸但是对我而言他是那个让你妈怀孕又偷她的车子，不负责的混球我知道啊只是想知道他是谁而已我说我不知道他住在哪里是有点骗你什么意思?他住在米德城罗瑞街74号要是看到黛莉冰淇淋就过头了开我的车去吧谢了我的计程车别让别人开啊知道了我要见到我爸爸了谢谢好吧，祝我好运了，爷爷菲此开计程车来了吗?来了，那是一辆隐形车上车吧她最好快一点服饰店七点就关门了安啦，我想菲此去她爸那儿大概两个小时他们见面，聊天交换生活故事还有很多时间的她来了你们相信吗?再两个小时我就有爸爸了是呀，大事哦对呀，走吧好，你来拿着这个左煞车，右加速?对，我的小抄安全带呢?被救护人员剪开了
67、告诉我嘛，拜托这是第十六次了：不，我不认为你钻牛角尖天哪，这里怎么这么热啊麻烦把暖气关小罗斯，把暖气关小两个之间是有差别罗斯，暖气好，暖气还说我钻牛角尖?好吧，往这边是开往这边是往这边是你是否把暖气机弄坏了?没有，我不过是转了开关结果就掉了那就装回去啊装不回去了我打电话给管理员来，我来试试对了我忘了你融合金属的能力了好笑的相反不好笑崔先生?我是楼上的林瑞秋对，有人弄坏我们暖气的开关了对，热到可以烤饼干了你想你能在六点以前换好吗?什么?不，不，星期二我们等不到那个时候我们今晚有派对好吧，给他小费不，不喜欢我们的饼干就算了吧我才不要任人勒索呢这里有点热就改成主题派对好了这下有主题了：”请进，像热窝
68、上的蚂蚁吧”就是这里了74号长途跋涉为这个就是这里了我要见到我爸爸了这真是前所未有的大事说得没错好了，我要进去了好了，我走了我走了我要走了欢迎光临我们的热带圣诞派对外套，毛衣，长裤跟衬杉请放在卧室里面我在冒汗，所以看不出来佄彝耆颗豆子大小的份量而已那怎么会太多呢?冰块?谁要冰块?拿张餐巾摩妮卡?摩妮卡?你的客人都快变成人干了真的?我觉得舒服得很排队呀，兄弟，换我了崔先生你说有派对啊?欢迎光临三温暖很热吗?我从来不觉得热说不定是因为我皮肤多了起土好吧，好吧，机会来了摩妮卡，给他现金瑞秋，把你的耳环给他快啊，任何东西都给他不，我不屈服对，我也是好吧你说我从不把握机会?他虽然是你们的管理员我也要把握
69、一下崔先生?这里是50块钱，圣诞快乐我没有准备你的礼物送你5块钱好了不，那是你的圣诞红包你认为你可不可以现在把暖气给修好?没办法，我已经说过了星期二才拿得到新的开关罗斯?看来他很僵硬哦你要说强硬吗?随便啦你打算怎么样呢?抱歉，我要把握一下崔先生?我再给你五十祝你圣诞节快乐这样我们是不是可以拿到新的开关了呢?不行那家店星期二才会开门我的发音不标准吗?你真的喜欢我的饼干吗?是呀，那好温暖哦真的表示你的关心把握得好发胶兄这是懈寄生，没错吧?叫九层塔如果是懈寄生，我就要亲你了不，那还是九层塔火炉上烤粟子雪人在啃你的鼻子你走到哪里啊?信箱有进步了菲此，你怎么了?其实原因很多啦昨天，我爸爸他还是一个名间遐
70、迩的缅甸树医可是他现在却变成一个药剂师了或许他是一个很酷的药剂师也说不定对，或许，对然后我会跑去敲他的门他会拥抱我，我会有个爸爸然后大家都会亲切地对待我因为我是法兰的女儿那就快去敲门哪因为如果他没有那么棒呢?如果他还是那个抛妻弃子的浑球呢?你知道吗?我这个礼拜已经失去一个假爸爸了我不想再失去一个真的爸爸菲菲，没关系啦你已经跨了一大步了有一天当你准备好的时候你就会越过那片篱笆了那个时候他会有幸得到你抱歉，你们来不及购物了没关系，会有办法的我知道你不要进去不过你想我可不可以进去跟他借一下洗手间?没关系，算了酷耶，下雪了像空白的昼布这里面好热啊介意我把暖气关小吗?我们怎么都没想到呢菲菲，结果怎么样?我没有办法进去好可惜喔好，没关系因为我知道他在哪儿现在只要那样就够了各位，过了十二点了祝大家圣诞快乐圣诞快乐开关坏了，所以我从下面关掉了希望不会有问题瑞秋，送你的汽车雨刷我连车都没有对呀，菲菲，换你了马桶纸垫啊我去加油的时候你们就去买这个吗?你们两个真好至于罗斯甜食先生你们送我一瓶可乐?还有柠檬莱姆饮料简直太太厚礼了吧我应该再送你们一件毛衣还有一个很有价值的加纹让你更有快感
