1、122 The One With the Ick Factor(Scene: Central Perk. Everyone is there.) Monica: Tell him.Rachel: No.Phoebe: Tell him, tell him.Monica: Just.please tell him.Rachel: Shut up!Chandler: Tell me what?Monica: Look at you, you wont even look at him.Chandler: (sarcastically) Oh, come on tell me. I could us
2、e another reason why women wont look at me.Rachel: All right, all right, all right. Last night, I had a dream that, uh, you and I, were.Phoebe: Doing it on this table. (points at the table)Chandler: Wow!Joey: Exellent dream score.Ross: Why, why, why would you dream that?Chandler: More importantly, w
3、as I any good?Rachel: Well, you were pretty damn good.Chandler: Interesting, cause in my dreams, Im allways surprisingly inadequate. (Monica pats him on his lap)Rachel: Well, last night you seemed to know your way around the table.Ross: I love it, when we share.(Ross goes over to the counter. Chandl
4、er follows him.)Chandler: Youre okay there?Ross: I cant belive you two had sex in her dream.Chandler: Im sorry, it was a one-time-thing. I was very drunk and i was somebody elses subconscious.Opening CreditsScene: Central Perk, continued from earlier, Chandler is sitting on the table.Chandler: Hello
5、 Rachel.Rachel: Get off.Phoebe: (points at Joeys pen) Uh, uh, gimme. Can you see me operating a drill press?Joey: I dont know. What are you wearing?(Chandler, Monica and Phoebe looks at him)Ross: Pheebs, why would you want to operate a drill press?Phoebe: Just for some short-term-work. You know, unt
6、il I get back some of my massage clients.Chandler: Pirates again?Phoebe: No, nothing like that. I was just.such a dummie. I taught this massage-yourself-at-home-workshop. And they are.Joey: Hey, hey, Chan. She could work for you.Chandler: (sarcasticly) Thanks Joey, thats a good idea.Phoebe: What. I
7、could, I could do it. What is it?Chandler: Well, my secretary is gonna be out for a couple of weeks. She is having one of her boobs redused. (Ross looks at her.) Its a whole big boob story.Phoebe: I could be a secretary.Chandler: Well, you know Phoebs. I dont know if its your kinda thing, because it
8、 involves a lot of being normal. For a large portion of the day.Phoebe: I could do that.(Rosss beeper goes off)Rachel: What are you playing with?Ross: Oh, its my new beeper.Joey: What the hell does a paleontologist need a beeper for?Monica: Is it like for dinosaur emergencies. Help, come quick, they
9、re still extinct.Ross: No, its for when Carol goes into labor. She can get me wherever I am. I mean, all she has to do is to dial 55-JIMBO.Chandler: A cool phone number, and a possible name for the kid.Monica: All right, Ill see you guys later. (raises)Rachel: Off to see young Ethan?Monica: Thank yo
10、u.Joey: How young is young Ethan? Young?Monica: Hes. our age.Chandler: When we were?Monica: Okay, hes a senior in college.Ross: College?Chandler: Whoa! And this manchild has no problem with how old you are?Monica: No, of course not. Its not even an issue. Cause I told him I was 22.All: What?Monica:
11、Oh, I cant pass for 22?Phoebe: Well, maybe 25-26.Monica: I am 26.Phoebe: There you go.Scene: Chandlers office, he and Phoebe are there when the phone starts ringing.Chandler: Can you hear that?Phoebe: (plays with a thumbtack remover) Yeah?Chandler: See thatll stop when you pick up the phone.Phoebe:
12、Oh. Uh, Im on. (picks up the phone)Phoebe: (with a deep voice) Mr. Bings office. (Listens) No Im sorry, hes in a meeting right now.Chandler: Im not in a meeting. Im right. Whoops.Phoebe: Will he know what this is in reference to? (Listens) And he has your number? (Listens) All right, Ill see that he
13、 gets the message. Bye bye.Chandler: What?Phoebe: Ross says hi.Chandler: Ah!Phoebe: This is so fun. All right, what do we do now?Chandler: Well, now, I actually have to get to work.Phoebe: Most likely. (raises and goes toward the door) Okay, Im gonna be out there.Chandler: Okay.Phoebe: All right. By
14、e bye.Chandler: Bye bye.(The intercom buzzes)Chandler: (answering it) Yes?Phoebe: Whatcha doin?Chandler: Ooh. (leans against the desk)Scene: Monica and Rachels, Monica and Rachel are there. Monica is just finishing cleaning the windows.Monica: Windows are clean, candels are lit. Uh, belts to tight,
15、gotta change the belt. Did I turn the fish? (goes over to the kitchen to check on the dinner) No, cause I made lasagne. (to Rachel) Am I out of control?Rachel: Just a touch. Mon, I dont understand. I mean, youve been dating this guy since like, what. his midterms? I mean, why all the sudden are you
16、so. Oh.Monica: What?Rachel: Could tonight be the Night?Monica: I dont know. Look hes a great guy and I love being with him but. you know. Things happen, and they happen. You dont plan these things.Rachel: So, did you shave your legs?Monica: Yeah.Rachel: A-ha!Scene: Central Perk. Joey and Ross are th
17、ere.Joey: Would you let it go Ross. It was just a dream. It doesnt mean.(Rosss beeper goes off)Ross: Oh, oh. Oh, oh. Oh this is it. Oh my god its baby time. Baby time.Joey: All right, relax, relax. Just relax, just relax. Be cool, be cool.(Ross dials a number on his cellular phone)Ross: (on phone) Y
18、eah, hi, I was just beeped. (pause) No, Andr?is not here. (to Joey) Third time today. (on phone) Yes, Im sure. No, sir. I dont perform those kind of services.Joey: Services? (Ross looks at him) Oh, services.Ross: (on phone) Yeah, you want 55-JUMBO. Yeah, thats right. Thats right, JUMBO with a U, sir
19、. (pause) No, belive me, you dont want me. Judging by his number, Id be a huge disappointment. (pause) All rightie, bye bye.(Phoebe and Chandler enter)Joey: Hey, hey. How was the first day?Phoebe: Oh, exellent. Everyone was so, so nice.Chandler: See, it pays to know the man who wears my shoes. (Joey
20、 and Ross wonder what he means) Me.Phoebe: No, I didnt tell anybody that I knew you.Chandler: Why not?Phoebe: Oh, because, you know. they dont like you.Chandler: What?!Phoebe: I thought you knew that.Chandler: Noho. Who doesnt they like me?Phoebe: Everyone. Except for uh. no everyone.Chandler: What
21、are you talking about?Phoebe: Dont feel bad. You know they used to like you a lot. But then you got promoted, and, you know, now youre like Mr. Boss Man. You know, Mr. Bing. Mr. Bing, Boss Man Bing.(Joey and Ross laughs)Chandler: I cant belive it.Phoebe: Yeah, yeah. They even do you.Chandler: They d
22、o me?Phoebe: You know like. uh okay. uh. Could that report be any later?(Joey and Ross laughs)Chandler: I dont sound like that.Ross: Oh, oh Chandler.Joey: Oh. Yeah, you do.Ross: The hills were alive with the sound of music.(Phoebe, Joey and Ross laughs)Joey: (reaches for hi scones) My scones.Phoebe,
23、 Joey, and Ross: My scones.(Phoebe, Joey and Ross laughs again)Chandler: Okay, I dont sound like that. That is so not true.(Joey and Chandler laughs)Chandler: That is so not. That is so not. That. Oh, shut up!(Phoebe, Joey and Ross laugh)Scene: Monica and Rachels, Monica and Young Ethan are sitting
24、in the couch.Monica: Did not.Young Ethan: I am telling you, up until I was, like nine, I thought that gunpoint was an actual place where crimes happen.Monica: How was that possible?Young Ethan: Well, think about it. Its always on the news. A man is being held up, at gunpoint. Tourists are being terr
25、orised, at gunpoint. And I just kept thinking: why does people continue to go there? (He checks his watch.) Oh, ah. I should go.Monica: Okay.(They kiss)Young Ethan: Okay.Monica: Unless.Young Ethan: What?Monica: Uh, ah. Unless you wanna stay over? I mean, Im going to, so.Young Ethan: Yeah, Id really
26、like that.(They kiss)Young Ethan: Uuh, before we get into any staying-over-stuff, there is something you should know.Monica: Okay, is this like I have an early class tomorrow or Im secretly married to a goat?Young Ethan: Well its somewhere in between. You see, in a strictly technical sense, of cours
27、e, Im not uh., well I, I mean I havent ever uh.Monica: Ethan?Young Ethan: Yeah?Monica: Are you a virgin?Young Ethan: Well, if thats what you kids are calling it these days then, yes I am. I uh, Ive kinda been waiting for the right person.Monica: Really?Young Ethan: Yeah. You do know I was talking ab
28、out you, right?(They kiss)Time lapse. They are now in Monicas bedroom, on the bed.Young Ethan: Wow!Monica: You keep saying that.Young Ethan: You know, you read about it, you see it in the movies. Even when you practice it at home, man oh man, it is nothing like that.(They kiss)Monica: Listen, uh, yo
29、u told me something that was really difficult for you. And I, I-I figured if you could be honest, then I can to.Young Ethan: Oh god, dont tell me, I did it wrong.Monica: No-no. Nothing wrong about that. Young Ethan: Oh.Monica: Um, okay, here it goes. Im not 22. Im, Im 25. and thirteen months. Young
30、Ethan: Huh!Monica: But I figured, you know, that shouldnt change anything. I mean, what the hell does it matter how old we are.(They kiss)Young Ethan: Uh, listen um, as long as were telling stuff, uh, I have another one for you. Im a little younger than I said.Monica: Youre not a senior?Young Ethan:
31、 Oh, Im a senior. in High School.Monica: Ok.ay.Commercial BreakScene: Monicas Bedroom, continued from earlier.Monica: What we did was wrong. Oh god, I just had sex with somebody that wasnt alive during the Bicentennial.Young Ethan: I just had sex.Monica: Ethan, focus. How could you not tell me?Young
32、 Ethan: Well, you never told me how old you were.Monica: Well, thats different. My lie didnt make one of us a felon in 48 states. What were you thinking?Young Ethan: I wasnt thinking. I was too busy fallin.Monica: Dont say it. (closes Ethans mouth with her hand)Young Ethan: .in love with you.Monica:
33、 Really?Young Ethan: (nods) Sorry.Monica: Well,fall out of it. You know, you shouldnt even be here, its a school night. Oh god, oh god. Im like those women that you see with shiny guys named Chad. Im Joan Collins.Young Ethan: Who? Scene: Monica and Rachels, everyone exept Monica is there.Ross: (on p
34、hone) Okay, Andr?should be there in like 45 minutes. All rightie, bye bye. (to Phoebe) Just easier that way.Chandler: Oh, come on. You told me about the last dream.Rachel: No, forget it.Chandler: Oh, why not. Was I doing anything particularly. saucy?Rachel: All right, fine. Um, you were not the only
35、 one there. (Camera fades to Ross, whos listening very carefully) Joey was there too.Joey: All right. (Moves closer.)Ross: Was there.uh, huh, huh, huh. andybody, anybody else there.Rachel: No.Ross: Youre sure? Nobody uh, handed out uh, mints or anything?Rachel: No, it was just the three of us.Ross:
36、Huh!Joey: So, tell me. Was it like you and Chandler, and then you and me, or you and me and Chandler?Rachel: (laughs) You know what?Joey: What?Rachel: There were times when it wasnt even me.(Chandler and Joey laughs, until they look at each other then recoil in horror.)Phoebe: That is so sweet, you
37、guys. (hugs them)(Monica enters, wearing a walkman, so she doesnt hear what the others say)Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe: Hey, Mon.Rachel: Mon, Ethan called again. Mon?All: (shouting) Mon!(Monica takes of her walkman)Monica: What?Rachel: Ethan called again.Monica: Oh.Ross: Are you not seeing him anymore?
38、Monica: No. You know, sometimes just things doesnt work out.Chandler: And this has nothing to do with the fact that he needs a note to get out of gym.(Monica stares at Rachel)Rachel: I, I didnt say any. I sw. I did not say anything, I swear. He stopped by.Joey: Listen, the next time you talk to him,
39、 can you ask him which one the strongest Power Ranger is?(Ross and Chandler laughs)Ross: Oh, yeah.Monica: Ha,ha, ha, oh my life is just so amusing. Could we drop it now?Joey, Chander, and Ross: Sorry.Ross: Its morphin time!Joey: Stegosaurus!Chandler: Tyrannosaurus!(They all cross theyre arms like th
40、e Power Rangers do)Phoebe: Ooh, oh, Ive gotta go. (raises) Whoa, oh, head rush. One more, and then I have to go. (sits down, and then raises again) Cool!Rachel: Where are you going?Phoebe: Um, oh, Ive got a birthday party, with some work people.Chandler: Work people? Nobody told me.Phoebe: No, I kno
41、w. Thats a part of the whole, you know, them-not-liking-you-extravaganza.Chandler: You know, I dont get this. A month ago, these people were my friends. You know, just because Im in charge doesnt mean Im a different person.Phoebe: Well, then you should come tonight. You know, just hang out with them
42、. Let them see what a great guy you still are.Chandler: You think I should?Phoebe: I really do, yeah.Chandler: Okay.Phoebe: Okay.Chandler: Okay.Phoebe: Oh, but, could we not go together? I,I dont wanna be the geek that invited the boss.Scene: Chandlers office, he and Phoebe are taking a break from w
43、ork.Chandler: I Think last night was great. You know, the Karaoke thing. Tracy and I doing Ebony and Ivory.Phoebe: You were great. But they still made fun of you.Chandler: What?Phoebe: You know, now youre more like, you know like, Mr. Caring Boss, Mr., you know, Im one of you, Boss, Mr., I wanna be
44、your buddy, Boss Man Bing!Chandler: Then, I dont get it.Phoebe: Well, you know what Chandler? I think youve gotta face it. Youre like, the guy in the big office, you know. Youre the one that hires them, that fires them. They still say youre a great boss.Chandler: They do?Phoebe: Uh huh. But theyre n
45、ot your friends anymore.Chandler: I just want to.Phoebe: No, but you cant.Chandler: But I just wa.Phoebe: Uh uh.Scene: Central Perk. Everyone exept Phoebe and Chandler is there. Rosss beeper goes off and everyone exept him react.Monica: Arent you gonna.Ross: Oh, Carol and I have a new system. If she
46、 punches in 911, it means shes having a baby, otherwise I just ignore it.Joey: What about Andr?Ross: Oh, well this morning he got a call from who I think was our cousin Nathan, and frankly, it was a little more than I needed to know.(Ethan enters)Young Ethan: Hey.Monica: That was gonna be my opener.
47、Rachel: (understands that Monica and Ethan wanna be alone) Hey, did you guys check out those new hand-dryers in the bathroom?Ross: I thought that was just a rumour.Rachel: True story.Joey: Theyre here already?(Rachel, Ross and Ross go to the bathroom)Young Ethan: All right, look. Ive gotta tell you
48、something. Im not 17. I only said so that youd think I was cute and vunerable. Im actually 30, I have a wife, I have a job, Im your Congressman. Monica, this is ridiculous, were great together. We can talk, we make each other laugh, and the sex. Oh, man, okay i have no frame of graft, but I thought
49、that was great.Monica: It was.Young Ethan: Then, whats the problem?Monica: Ethan, its um. its icky.Young Ethan: Icky? Youre actually gonna throw this away because its icky?Monica: This isnt easy for me either. I wish things were different, I. If you were a few years older, or if I was a few years yo
50、unger, or if we lived in biblical times, I would really.Young Ethan: No, dont say it. (closes Monicas mouth with his hand)Monica: .love you.(Ross, Rachel and Joey come back from the bathroom. They discover that Monica and Ethan arent finished talking to each other yet.)Ross: Are youre hands still we
51、t?Joey: Uh, moist, yeah.Rachel: Lets dry em again.(They go to the bathroom again)Scene: A hall on the floor where Chandler works. Chandler and Phoebe enters, and overhears some employeess conversation. One of them is doing Chandler.Gerston: Uh, like, could these margaritas be any stronger? (They dis
52、cover that Chandler is listening) Hey, Chandler.Santos: Hello, Mr. Bing.Petrie: Loved your Stevie Wonder last night.Chandler: Thanks. Listen, about the weekly numbers, Im gonna need them on my desk by nine oclock.Santos: Sure.Gerston: No problem.(They go away, trying very hard not to laugh at Chandl
53、er)Chandler: You have to give em something, you know. Okay, now that was Gerston, Santos, and whos the guy with the moustache?Phoebe: Petrie.Chandler: Petrie, right, right. Okay, some people gonna be working this weekend.Scene: Monica and Rachels, Ross is watching TV, but turns it off, and Rachel is
54、 sleeping on the couch. Ross puts a blanket over her.Rachel: (talking in her sleep) Oooooooooh. (Rachel strokes her hand over the pillow. Ross mimicks her silently) Oh, thats nice. Oh, oh. Huh, Ross!(Ross gets all excited and starts to dance on the coffee table, but slips allmost immediatly, and fal
55、ls onto the couch. Rachel wakes up.)Rachel: Ross?Ross: Im here.Rachel: You are. Well, um. We, we, we were just. Wow!Ross: What? (his beeper goes off) Great, now Im having a baby.Rachel: What?Ross: Ooh, Ooh.Rachel: What?Ross: Im having. Im having a baby. (jumps back onto the table again) Im having a.
56、 Wheres the phone? The phone?Rachel: I dont know where the phone is.(Ross runs from the table, over the couch but slips and falls onto the floor)Rachel: Ross?Ross: Im hurt.Closing CreditsScene: The Hallway, Ross is eagerly waiting for the others to get ready, to go to the hospital.Ross: Monica, lets
57、 go. Come on now people, woman in labor.(Chandler struts out from his apartment)Chandler: (doing a little dance) Hey Ross, look what Ive got going here. Ross: Yeah, save it for the cab, okay.(Rachel comes out from their apartment with a mirror and a lipstick in her hands)Ross: What are you doing? We
58、re going to a hospital.Rachel: What, so I cant lokk nice? There might be doctors there.Ross: Joey, get out of the fridge.Joey: All right, all right. (he comes out from their apartment with a huge sandwich in his hand)Ross: What is that? (refering to the sandwich)Joey: For the ride.Chandler: Yeah, li
59、ke in a cab.Ross: Save it.Chandler: Okay, hating this.Ross: Monica, come on now. Lets go, baby coming.(Monica enters from their apartment, crying)Monica: I cant belive it, Im gonna be an aunt. Im gonna have like a nephew.Ross: Thats nice. Get out Lets go, come on.Joey: All right, Im going. Im going.
60、(They all go down the stairs, but Ross turns around, looking like his in a coma. The others also turns around to get him.)Chandler: Here we go, here we go.Rachel: Rossy, Rossy.End122 倒人胃口的约会 告诉他嘛对，就告诉他嘛告诉我什么你看你，连正眼看他都不肯拜托，快告诉我下回女人不看我时我有了新藉口好吧好吧昨晚我梦见我和你.在这桌上做爱梦中得分你怎会有这种梦?最重要的是我棒吗?简直是棒极了真有意思在我梦中我总是力不从
61、心昨晚你在桌上表现神了真高兴能与你们分享你没事吧?我不敢相信你会在她梦中做爱抱歉，我只有一次我醉得不醒人事而且这是某人的潜意志好呀,瑞秋起来给我你们能想像操作钻床的我吗?不知道，你当时穿什么?不知道，你为何想操作钻床?只是暂时的工作直到我找回部份的按摩客户又是海盗?没那回事我是个大笨蛋我教他们”自己在家动手作按摩”结果他们就在家里作嘿，钱德勒，她可以为你工作吗？谢了，这是个好主意我可以，是什么工作?我秘书这几周无法来上班她去动消乳手术一言难尽的波霸故事我可以当个秘书我不知你是否是这块料因为这份工作得要表现”正常”白天要尽量正常我能办到你在玩什么?我的call机古生物学家要那玩意儿干嘛?恐龙紧急
62、事件?救命啊，快来他们还是绝种了不，是为卡萝生产买的她随时可以连络到我她只需拨个号码55一JMB0这号码真酷还能当孩子的名字各位回头见了去见伊森小子?谢谢伊森到底有多小?年纪和我们差不多当我们还是.他是大学四年级学生这位小朋友不在乎你的年纪?当然不在乎因为我告诉他我22岁什么?我不像22岁?25，26还说得过去我今年26那就对了听见没?听见了再不接电话就断了我来宾先生办公室抱歉，他正在开会我没在开会我在谁.他知道这件事吗?他有你的号码?好，我会转告他的，再见什么?罗斯打来问候的真好玩现在做什么?现在我得开始工作了没错(Magicball显示)我出去一下我出去一下,拜拜拜拜什么事？你在干吗?窗户
63、擦好了,蜡烛点上了皮带太紧，我得去换一条鱼翻过了没?没，因为我做的是千层面我是否已走火人魔?一点点我不懂你们从他期中考开始约会突然间你我怎么了?就在今夜?我不知道他是个好男孩我喜欢和他在一起很难说事情会发生就是会发生这种事无法事先计划好腿毛刮了没?刮了罗斯，你就别再折磨自己了这只是一场梦，不代表时候到了，宝宝要出世了放轻松冷静点有人call我？不，安卓不在这儿今天已是第三次了对，我确定没错，我不做那种服务服务?服务对，你要打的是55一JUMB0没错有U的JUMB0不，先生，相信我你不会想要我的从他的号码看来你看到我会大失所望好吧，再见了第一天上班如何?太棒了，每个人都很棒瞧，认识穿我鞋子的人是
64、有代价的我不，我没告诉任何人我认识你为什么?因为他们并不喜欢你什么?我以为你早知道不知道谁不喜欢我?每个人，除了不，是每个人你在说什么?别难过他们过去都很喜欢你自从你升职后他们感觉你是上司大人物，大老板我简直无法相信他们甚至还模仿你模仿我?对，报告要何时才能交来?我没有那样你有的这山谷因音乐而变得生动我的烤饼我的烤饼!我没那样说话这”不”是真的这不闭嘴不会吧告诉你，我到九岁时还以为枪口就是犯罪现场怎么会新闻老是报导犯罪事件某人在枪口下惊慌的观光被挟持在枪口下我一直在想为何人总是要那儿去我该走了除非除非你要在这儿过夜我反正要在这里过夜我也很想我们这样做前我得告诉你明天一早有课?还是你已经与什么家
65、伙秘密结婚了？在这两者之间就严格的技术上而言当然，我还没.伊森，你是个处男?如果你们这些孩子现在这样称呼的话对，我是个处男我一直在等待梦中情人出现是吗？是的。你知道我说的就是你吧?你一直哇个不停书报杂志，电影上不断出现甚至在家里练习跟这感觉实在没得比听着，难为你肯据实相告如果你能坦白，我想我也能别告诉我是我做错了不，那件事你没做错我说了我不是22岁我是25岁又13个月我猜我们之间不会有任何改变年龄根本就不是距离在你坦承之际我也有话要说我比你所知的年纪还小你不是四年级?我是四年级高中我们错了我竟和一个在建国两百年国庆都还没出生的男人做爱我刚做爱了伊森，注意听你为何不早告诉我你也没告诉我你实际的年
66、龄那不一样我的谎言不会使我们成为罪犯你到底在想什么?我没在想什么我忙于.不准说爱你真的？对不起走吧，你不该来这儿的你该在学校过夜的天啊，我像是专门勾引小帅哥的女人我成了琼考琳丝谁?好，安卓再45分钟就会到再见这样省事多了快，你已告诉我昨晚的梦不,死了这条心的为什么?难道是梦中的我对你过于粗鲁？好吧不仅你在场乔伊也在场还有.其他人吗?没了你确定?旁边没人蠢蠢欲动?没有，只有我们三个是你跟钱德勒之后再跟我还是我们三个同时?你知道吗?有几次甚至没有我真好摩妮卡伊森又来电了摩妮卡-摩妮卡！什么事？伊森又来电了你不想再见到他了?对，有些事是无法勉强的这跟他需要假条才能离开学校无关?我什么都没说，我发誓他
67、只是顺路过来下回见到他时能问闪电侠中最强的是谁?我的生活简直是太多采多姿了可以换个话题吗?对不起。吗啡时间到了暴龙!剑龙!我得走了哇哦,脑充血.再来一次，我就得走了酷!你要上哪儿去?我要去参加同学的生日会同事?没人跟我说?他们不希望你大驾光临我不懂一个月前他们是我朋友当上主管并不代表我会变那么说你今晚该来和他们多相处让他们知道你还是个大好人你真的认为我该去?对,你该去我们能不一起去吗我不想成为邀请上司的家伙昨晚真是太棒了，卡拉0K我和崔西合唱了首”乌木与象牙”你表现得很好大家仍然取笑你什么?你现在成了”管家婆”上司我要你上司”称兄道弟”上司我更迷糊了钱德勒，你得面对现实你像个坐在大办室里的人一
68、样有权录取他们也有权开除他们他们说你是个好上司是吗?他们不再是你的朋友我只是想.你不能.你不是要去卡萝和我有了新系统如果打911就代表她将生产否则我就根本不理会安卓呢?早上他接到我表弟纳森的电话老实说我知道太多内幕了那也是我的开场白你们看过浴室里的新吹风机没?我以为那只是谣传千真万确早就装了我得和你谈谈我不是17岁我这样说你才会认为我可爱惹人怜其实我今年30我有老婆和工作我是你的国会议员摩妮卡，这太荒谬了我们在一起很开心我们聊天说笑做爱我虽然经验不多，但一切是那么美的确是那么问题出在哪儿?伊森，那是不能长久的不能长久?因为如此你就想放弃?我是不得已的我希望情形不是这样如果你年长几岁，我年轻几岁
69、或是我们生活在圣经时代我就可以不要说爱你你的手还没干?还是湿的那就再去烘一次这些萄葡酒能再“烈”一点吗?钱德勒宾先生我爱你昨晚的史提夫汪达谢谢有关这周的数据九点之前请送到我办公室来没问题总得给他们些话题嘛刚刚是格斯顿，山托斯留胡子的那个叫什么?派崔，派崔，对这周末有人得加班了真好罗斯罗斯？我在这儿你在?我们在.什么?这下可好，我有宝宝了我有宝宝了我有电话在哪儿?电话在那儿罗斯我受伤了摩妮卡，快走各位快点，她要生了罗斯，看这是什么留着付计程车吧你在干什么?我们要去医院我不能漂亮一点吗?那儿或许有医生乔，别翻冰箱了那是干吗的?坐车的时候吃的.真讨厌，摩妮卡，快，宝宝就要出世了我真不敢相信我快当姑姑了我快有侄子了真感人，走吧走吧
