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1、HlladyHl lady!嗨女人!lf you kiss her, you are not a gentleman吻她吧,不够君子If you dont, you are not a man不吻吧,不象汉子lf you praise her, she thinks you are lying夸她吧,说你欺骗lf you dont, you are good for nothing不夸吧,说你笨蛋If you agree to all her likes, she is abusing顺她吧,说你气管炎If you dont, you are not understanding不顺吧,不善解人

2、意If you make romance, you are an experienced man太浪漫,疑你老练If you dont you are half a man太规矩,魅力不足lf you visit her too often, she thinks it is boring常看她,招她厌烦lf you dont, she accuses you of double crossing少去点,怨你猎艳If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy穿得好,说你花心If you dont, you are a dull boy邋遢

3、些,缺个心眼lf you are jealous, she says its bad吃醋吧,你太狭隘If you dont she thinks you do not love her大度点,说你不爱If you attempt a romance, she says you didnt respect求欢吧,不够尊重If you dont, she thinks you do not like her安分吧,不够爱宠If you are a minute late, she complains its hard to wait你晚了,她等得烦If she is late, she says thats a girls way她晚了,女孩特权

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