1、Warming upThats not exactly what I meant when I said,Bring your bat!Ive heard of a little black rain cloud,but this is ridiculous1 Policeman:Why did you have to break into the same shop three times?Thief:Well,I stole a dress from that shop but my wife didnt like it.So I had to go back and change it
2、twice?Joke 1:The joke is funny because the wife wanted to change the dress her husband had given her.If women pay for their dresses they can,of course,change them if they do not like them.However,the wife is treating the dress as if the husband has bought it for her when he has really stolen it.Peop
3、le do not usually change stolen goods if they do not like them.They may get caught as they have done.So that is why this joke is funny.2 Policeman:Why did you have to break into the same shop three times?Thief:Well,I stole a dress from that shop but my wife didnt like it.So I had to go back and chan
4、ge it twice?Joke 2:parents often ring up school to explain why their child cannot come to school.The humour lies in the fact that the voice on the phone gives it away that it is the child speaking and not the parent.A child(however much they want to)cannot give themselves permission not to come to s
5、chool.That is why it is funny.How many kinds of How many kinds of humour do you know?humour do you know?Enjoy a comedyDo you know the character in the film?Charlie Chaplins Movie PostersOther examples of English homourmime and farceMr.Beanfunny storiesMark Twain Life on the Mississippi Adventures of
6、Huckleberry FinnAdventures of Tom Sawyerfunny poems Edward LearPoems by Edward LearThere Was an Old Man with a Beard There was an Old Man with a beard,Who said,It is just as I feared!Two Owls and a Hen,four Larks and a Wren,Have all built their nests in my beard.There was an old man on the Border There was an old man on the Border,Who lived in the utmost disorder;He danced with the cat,and made tea in his hat,Which vexed(烦扰)all the folks on the Border.Examples of Chinese humour funny playscross talk 马三立牛 群pantomime刘全和 刘全利
