1、三月，行军1.What day of the week is the best for having fried foods?3.What is the smallest room in the world?2.What month do soldiers hate?1.Policeman:You cant park here.Driver:Why cant I?Policeman:Read the sigh there.Driver:It says,“Fine for Parking,”so I parked.Enjoy some verbal jokes:罚款Girl:If we marr
2、y,will you give me a ring?Boy:Of course,Whats your telephone number?3.Daughter:Auntie kissed me this morning,Mum!Mum:How nice!Did you kiss her back,dear?Daughter:Of course not.I kissed her face.1.A big black bug bit a big black dog on his big black nose!2.Fresh fried fish,Fish fresh fried,Fried fish
3、 fresh,Fish fried fresh.3.While we were walking,we were watching window washers wash Washingtons windows with warm washing water.A tongue twister competitionplay on wordstongue twister饶口令jokesPun双关Riddle谜语 limerickI saw a face in a flame of fire,I saw a tree touch the moon and higher,I saw an ant sw
4、allow a hat I saw a chicken wear a hatI saw an apple twelve feet high I saw an elephant in the sky I saw a duck run in a raceA funny poem a funny poem-limerickThere was an old man of Beijing.Who would eat almost anything.He ate and ate From anyones plate.But he stayed just as thin as a string.1.How
5、did Watson answer Holmes question?2.What happened actually?1.How did Watson answer Holmes question?-I think of how short life is and how long the universe lasted.-I think of how small I am and how vast the sky is.-I think of how cold the universe is and how warm people can be in their beds.2.What ha
6、ppened actually?Someone has stolen their tent.After reading the funny story,what kinds of persons do you think they are?Sherlock Holmes:Doctor Watson:Carelessness may cause many funny stories in our daily life.Now lets enjoy another story which was caused by carelessness.carefulcarelessWhat happened
7、 to the chickens because of Maryscarelessness?The general idea of the listening textMary made some plum jam and left some in the pan.Five days later,her husband came home and poured the jam into the chicken.Later Mary came home and found all her chickens were behaving strangely.She found that all th
8、e chickens were drunk.Fill in the blanks1.There were _ _ _ to eat but they would make lovely_.2.As he came into the _ he saw a pan with _ _ _ dark red porridge in it.What was it?3.Later when Mary came home she noticed the chickens were _ very strangely.They were _ _ their yard.far too manyjamkitchen
9、what looked likebehavingrunning around4.When they went into the yard,they _ that the _ _ had turned the jam into _and the chickens were drunk.realizedhot weather wineWhat is a logical order?LogicalorderFirst ThenNextFinally/At lastCan you tell a funny story in a logical order?WritingWrite a funny st
10、ory in a logical order.Write down your story in a logic order.For each part of your story try to find the most interesting words you can to describe how you felt or what was happening.Then write out your story using these interesting words.Read through your story.Then show it to your partner.Let him/her suggest some new and exciting words.Write out the story and put it into a class collection of stories.
