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2、ow many cookies could a good cook cook If a good cook could cook cookies?A good cook could cook as much cookies as a good cook who could cook cookies.I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish,but if you wish the wish the witch wishes,I wont wish the wish you wish to wish.witchBetty Botter Bought Some
3、 ButterBetty Botter bought some butter,“But”,she said,“the butter is bitter.If I put it in my batter,It will make my batter bitter.But a bit of better butter-That would make my batter better.”So she bought a bit of butter,Better than her bitter butter.And she put it in her batter,And the batter was
4、not bitter.So it was better Betty BotterBought a bit of better butter!Listening and taking notesThank Kristian and Tyler for the co-operation of making records1.Policeman:You cant _ here.2.Driver:Why not?3.Policeman:Read that sign.4.Driver:I did.It says:“_ for _ ing”,5.so I _ ed.parkparkparkFine2.Cu
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6、omedyThings happen between 5:30am when you are getting up and 7:05am When you are having the first classThings happen when you are on the bus crowded with peopleIt is 11:49 am in the morning,and you are preparing for the lunchYou are trying to cheat in the exam Make up stories or dialogues Try to make it as funny as possible
