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1、高考资源网() 您身边的高考专家501 The One After Ross Says RachelScene: Rosss Wedding, continued from last season, the Minister is about to marry Ross and Emily.Minister: Friends. Family. We are gathered to celebrate here today the joyous union of Ross and Emily. (Time lapse) Now Ross, repeat after me. I Ross.Ross

2、: I Ross.Minister: Take thee, Emily.Ross: Take thee, Rachel.(All his friends have looks of shock on their faces. He realizes what he said. Quickly he says.) Emily. (A slight chuckle.) Emily.Minister: (Looking and feeling awkward. he looks towards Emily.) Uhh.Shall I go on?Rachel: (To the woman sitti

3、ng in front of her) He-he said Rachel, right? Do you think I should go up there?Emily: Yes, yes, do go on.Minister: I think wed better start again. Ross, repeat after me. I, RossRoss: I, RossMinister: Take thee, EM-I-LYRoss: Take thee, (Glares at the Minister) Emily. (Chuckles) Like thered be anybod

4、y else. (Emily is glaring at him.)Minister: As my lawfully wedded wife, in sickness and in health, till death parts us.Ross: As my lawfully wedded wife, in sickness and in health, until death parts us. Really, I do. Emily. (Points at her.)Minister: May I have the rings? (He is given the rings) Emily

5、, place this ring on Rosss finger as a symbol of your bond everlasting. (She jams the ring onto his finger) Ross, place this ring in Emilys hand as a symbol of the love that encircles you forever.Ross: Happy too.Minister: Ross and Emily have made their declarations and it gives me great pleasure to

6、declare them husband and wife.Ross: Yay!Minister: You may kiss the bride.(He goes to kiss her, but she isnt very receptive of the kiss. She keeps avoiding him, until Ross finally gets to kiss her on her cheek.)Mrs. Geller: (To Mr. Geller) This is worse than when he married the lesbian.(The band star

7、ts to play, and the recessional starts. Ross tries to take Emilys hand, but she snatches it away from him.)Emily: Just keep smiling.Ross: Okay.Joey: Well, that went well. Yeah.Chandler: It couldve been worse, he couldve shot her.(Ross and Emily make it to the lobby.)Ross: (laughs) That uh, that was

8、pretty funny. Wasnt it?(Emily gives him a forearm shot across the stomach.)Opening CreditsScene: The Wedding reception, Ross and Emily are in the bathroom and Emily is yelling at him. Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are standing outside the doorway.Emily: (Yelling from inside the bathroom) Youve

9、spoiled everything! Its like a nightmare! My friends and family are out there! How can I face them?! How can you do this to me?!Joey: (To the gang) Hey, no matter what happens with Ross and Emily, we still get cake right?Ross: (exiting the bathroom) That-that-thats all right, no honey, you take your

10、 time sweetie. Ill be right out here. (She slams the door in his face, to the gang) Shes just fixing her makeup.Emily: I hate you!Ross: And, I love you! (He walks into the living room)Mr. Geller: Boy, bad time to say the wrong name, huh Ross?Ross: Thats true, thanks dad. (To All) People should be da

11、ncing! Huh? Hey, this is a party! Come on! Joey, dance! (He starts to dance but stops when no one else joins him.)(Mrs. Walthams phone rings and she answers it.)Mrs. Waltham: Yes, Waltham interiors.Phoebe: (On the phone, in New York) Uh, hello, this is Ross Gellers personal physician, Dr. Philange.M

12、rs. Waltham: Who?Phoebe: Yeah, Ive discovered that Ross forgot to take his brain medicine, uh, now without it, uh, in the brain of Ross, uh womens names are interchangeable, through-through no fault of his own.Mrs. Waltham: Oh my God, Phoebe.Phoebe: No, not Phoebe, Dr. Philange. Oh no! You have it t

13、oo!(Mrs. Waltham hangs up on her.)Phoebe: Hello?(Cut to Chandler and Monica at the buffet table.)Chandler: Hey.Monica: Hey.Chandler: Oh wow, I hope you dont take this the wrong way but, I know we had plans to meet up tonight and, ugh, Im just kinda worried about what it might do to our friendship.Mo

14、nica: I know. How could we have let this happen?Chandler: Seven times!Monica: Ugh! Well, yknow, we were awayChandler: In a foreign, romantic countryMonica: I blame London.Chandler: Bad London! (Takes a spoon and smacks the turkey.)Monica: So look umm, while were st-still in London, I mean, we can ke

15、ep doing it right?Chandler: Well, I dont see that we have a choice. But, when were back home, we dont do it.Monica: Only here.Chandler: Yknow, I saw a wine cellar downstairsMonica: Ill meet you there in two minutes.Chandler: Okay! (He throws down his plate and runs to the wine cellar, Monica is abou

16、t to follow him but is intercepted by Rachel.)Rachel: Mon, honey, I gotta ask you something.Monica: (impatiently) Now?Rachel: Ross said my name up there, I mean, come on, I just cant pretend that didnt happen can I?Monica: Oh, I-I dont know.Rachel: Monica, what should I do?Monica: Just uh, do the ri

17、ght thing. (Uses some breath spray)Rachel: What?Monica: Toe the line. Thread the needle. Think outside the box! (Tries to leave, but is stopped by Rachel.)Rachel: Whoa, wait, listen, I think Im just gonna talk to Ross about what he think it meant.Monica: Wait. Rachel, no, hes married. Married! If yo

18、u dont realize that, I cant help you.Rachel: Okay, youre right. Youre right. You cant help me.(Cut to Mr. and Mrs. Geller.)Mrs. Geller: Jack, is it all our fault? Were we bad parents?Mr. Waltham: (walking by) Yes.Mr. Geller: Oh yeah, well who serves steak when theres no place to sit, I mean how are

19、you supposed to eat this?Joey: Hey, whats up? (He has solved the problem of eating the steak, hes eating it with his hands.)(Cut to Monica and Chandler, Monica is running up to him.)Monica: Where were you? We were supposed to meet in the wine cellar?Chandler: Forget it, thats off.Monica: Why?!Mr. Wa

20、ltham: (drunkenly) The next tour of the wine cellar will plan in two in-in minutes(Joey walks up to them.)Monica: Joey, what are you doing? You promised Phoebe you wouldnt eat meat until she has the babies!Joey: Well, I figured were in another country, so it doesnt count.Monica: Thats true.Chandler:

21、 The mans got a point.(Cut to Rachel and Ross.)Rachel: Oh, hi!Ross: Hi!Rachel: Hi. Sorry, things arent working out so well.Ross: Oh no! It could be better, but its gonna be okay, right?Rachel: Oh yeah! Of course, I mean, shes gonna get over this, yknow? I mean, so you said my name! Yknow you just sa

22、id it cause you saw me there, if youd have seen a circus freak, you wouldve said, I take thee circus freak. Yknow, it didnt mean anything, its just a mistake. It didnt mean anything. Right?Ross: No! No! Of course it didnt mean anything! I mean, uh well, I can understand why Emily would think it mean

23、t something, yknow, because-because it was youRachel: RightRoss: But it absolutely didnt. (Yelling towards the bathroom) It didnt! It didnt!Joey: (approaching) Ross, hey, the bands ready outside for your first dance with Emily, soRoss: (sarcastic) Oh! Oh-oh, the bands ready! Well, I-I-we gotta do wh

24、at the band saysI dont care about the stupid band!Joey: You spit on me man! (Wipes his face.)Ross: Look, Im sorry.Joey: Emily is kinda taking a long time, huh?Rachel: (laughs) Yknow when I locked myself in the bathroom at my wedding, it was because I was trying to pop the window out of the frame.Ros

25、s: Oh, right!Rachel: Get the hell out of there, yknow?(They all start laughing, and quickly stop when they realize what she just said and run over to the bathroom.)Ross: (Bangs on the bathroom door) Emily? Emily? Im coming in. (He opens the door to reveal that the window is gone, along with Emily.)R

26、achel: Well, look at that, same thing.Scene: London Marriott, Monica and Chandler are walking to her room.Chandler: Listen, in the middle of everything if I scream the word, Yippee! just ignore me.(She laughs and opens the door to reveal Rachel sitting on the bed.)Monica: Oh my God, Rachel! Hi!Chand

27、ler: Oh, hello Rachel.Rachel: Ross said my name. Okay? My name. Ross said my name up there that obviously means that he still loves me! (They both just stare at her.) Okay, dont believe me, I know Im rightdo you guys want to go downstairs and get a drink?Chandler: Yes, we do. But, we have to change

28、first.Monica: Yes, I want to change. And why-why dont you go down and get us a table?Chandler: Yeah, well be down in like five minutes.Monica: (elbows him) Fifteen minutes.Rachel: Okay.(The phone rings and Rachel answers it.)Rachel: Hello? Oh, Pheebs! (To them) Its Phoebe!Chandler: Oh, yayMonica: Gr

29、eatRachel: Hi!Phoebe: Hi, so what happened?Rachel: Well, Ross said my name.Phoebe: Yeah, I know, but I dont think that means anything.Rachel: Okay, Pheebs, yknow what, lets look at this objectively all right? Ninth grade, right? The obsession starts. All right? The summer after ninth grade he sees m

30、e in a two-piece for the first time, his obsession begins to grow. So thenChandler: (To Monica) Hey, listen, why dont we go change in my room?Monica: But my clothes areohh! (They both leave.)(Cut to Chandlers room, he opens the door slowly to see if Joey is there and after seeing that he isnt, usher

31、s Monica into the room, closes the door, and the security bar.)Chandler: Wow, you lookMonica: No time for that!(They both start to frantically rip each others clothes off, but are interrupted when Joey tries to open the door.)Joey: Hey, dude, let me in. I got a girl out here!Chandler: Well, Ive got

32、a girl in here.Joey: No you dont, I just saw you go in there with Monica!Chandler: Well, were-were hanging out in here!Joey: Look, which one of us is gonna be having sex in there, me or you?Chandler: Well, I suppose Id have to say you! But, what if were watching a movie in here?Monica: Which we are,

33、 and-and we already paid for it. Its My Giant!Joey: My Giant? I love that movie!Scene: Ross and Emilys room, Chandler and Monica are still looking for a place to do the deed.Monica: You really think this is okay?Chandler: Well, Ross and Emily arent gonna use it.Monica: Oh, its so beautiful. Ohh! Ykn

34、ow, I-I dont know if I feel right about this.Chandler: Oh Mon-Mon-Mon-Mon-look, this is the honeymoon suite. The room expects sex. The room would be disappointed if it didnt get sex. All of the other honeymoon suites would think it was a loser.Monica: Okay!Chandler: Okay!(They both run to rip the co

35、vers off the bed, but are interrupted by Ross.)Ross: (entering) Emily?!Chandler: Nope, not under here!Monica: You didnt find her?Ross: No, Ive looked everywhere!Chandler: Well, you couldnt have looked everywhere or else you wouldve found her!Monica: Yeah, I think you should keep looking!Chandler: Ye

36、ah, for about 30 minutes.Monica: Or 45.Chandler: Wow, in 45 minutes you can find her twice. (Monica smiles at that.)Ross: No! For all I know, shes trying to find me but couldnt because I kept moving around. No, from now on, Im staying in one place. (He sits down on the bed.) Right here.Monica: Well,

37、 its getting late.Chandler: Yeah, were gonna go.Ross: Actually, do you guys mind staying here for a while?Monica: Ugh, yknow, umm we gotta get up early and catch that plane for New York.Chandler: Yeah, its a very large plane.Ross: (disappointed) Thats cool.Chandler: But, well stay here with you.Ross

38、: Thanks guys! (They both sit down on either side of him.) I really appreciate this, yknow, but you dont have to rub my butt.(Chandler slowly takes his hand away.)Commercial BreakScene: Ross and Emilys room, the next morning. Ross is now asleep and has his head in Monicas lap and his feet on Chandle

39、rs lap. Monica and Chandler are both still awake and depressed.Chandler: We have to leave for New York in an hour.Monica: I know, Ive been looking at those doors, they look pretty sound proof, dont you think?Chandler: We cant do that thats insane. I mean A he could wake up and B yknow, lets go for i

40、t.(They both try to slowly extricate themselves from Ross, but theres a knock on the door that awakens him.)Ross: Em-Emily? (Looking around for her.) Em-Emily? (He runs to the door.) Emily! (He opens the door to reveal the Walthams standing outside.)Mr. Waltham: No.Mrs. Waltham: You can forget about

41、 Emily, shes not with us.Mr. Waltham: Weve come for her things.Ross: Wait, well wh-wh-wh-where is she?Mr. Waltham: Shes in hiding. Shes utterly humiliated. She doesnt want to see you ever again.Mrs. Waltham: Were very sad that it didnt work out between you and Emily, monkey. But, I think youre absol

42、utely delicious.Mr. Waltham: Excuse me, Im standing right here!Mrs. Waltham: Oh yes, there you are.Rachel: (entering, carrying an armful of those little soaps.) Hey-hey, you guys oh hurry up, get some, theres a whole cart outside (Sees the Walthams and stops.)Mr. Waltham: Goodbye Geller.Ross: Now, h

43、old on! Hold on! (Stops him) Look, look, your daughter and I are supposed to leave tonight for our honeymoon, now-now you-you tell her that Im gonna be at that airport and I hope that shell be there too! Oh yeah, I said Rachels name, but it didnt mean anything, Okay? Shes-shes just a friend and that

44、s all! (Rachel sits down, depressed.) Thats all! Now just tell Emily that I love her and that I cant imagine spending my life with anyone else. Please, promise me that youll tell her that.Mr. Waltham: All right, Ill tell her. (To his wife) Come on bugger face!Mrs. Waltham: (As she walks pass Ross, s

45、he pats his but.) Call me.Mr. Waltham: You spend half your life in the bathroom, why dont you ever go out the bloody window!Scene: A 747 somewhere over the North Atlantic, Monica and Chandler are sitting in first class, depressed.Monica: Yknow, maybe its best that we never got to do it again.Chandle

46、r: Yeah, it kinda makes that-that one night special. (Realizes something) Yknow, technically we still are over international waters.Monica: Im gonna go to the bathroom, maybe Ill see you there in a bit?Chandler: Kay!(Monica gets up and heads for the bathroom, Chandler turns to watch her go and is st

47、artled to see Joey sitting in Monicas seat.)Joey: Can I ask you something?Chandler: Uhh, no.Joey: Felicity and I, were watching My Giant, and I was thinking, Im never gonna be as good an actor as that giant. Do you think Im just wasting my life with this acting thing?Chandler: No.Joey: I mean, the g

48、iant is like five years younger than me, yknow, you think Ill ever get there?Chandler: Yes.Joey: Thanks man. Chandler: Okay man. (Chandler starts to get up.)Joey: But what about how much taller he is than me?(Time lapse, Chandler is finishing his third little bottle of booze.)Joey: I mean, theres no

49、 way I can make myself taller now, yknow? And who knows what science will come up with in the future, but Chandler, what if I die an unsuccessful, regular sized man?(Monica returns.)Joey: Hey, Monica, wow youve been in the bathroom for like a half-hour.Monica: I know!Joey: Had the beef-tips, huh?Sce

50、ne: Monica and Rachels, Phoebe is eating cereal from a bowl she has balanced on her stomach as Joey, Chandler, and Monica return.Phoebe: Hey!Chandler: Hey!Joey: Hi!(They all hug.)Phoebe: (To Joey) You ate meat! (Joey is shocked) (To Chandler and Monica) You had sex! (Theyre shocked.)Chandler: No we

51、didnt!Phoebe: I know you didnt, I was talking about Monica.Monica: Phoebe, I did not have sex.Phoebe: This pregnancy is throwing me all off.Joey: All right, Im gonna go say hi the chick and the duck.Phoebe: Oh, me too!Joey: Why would you need to say hi to them, youve been feeding them for four days?

52、Phoebe: Oh right, maybe Ill just go home. (She grabs her bag and leaves, Joey moves a little quicker to his apartment, leaving Monica and Chandler alone.)Monica: Well, we certainly are alone.Chandler: Yes! Good thing we have that, Not in New York rule.Monica: Right. Umm, listen since were-we-re on t

53、hat subject, umm, I just wanted to tell you that uh, well, I-I was going through a really hard time in London, what with my brother getting married and that guy thinking I was Rosss motherChandler: Right.Monica: Well, an-anyway, I justthat night meant a lot to me, I guess Im just trying to say thank

54、s.Chandler: Oh. Yknow, that night meant a lot to me too, and it wasnt because I was in a bad place or anything, it just meant a lot to me cause, youre really hot! Is that okay?Monica: (laughs) Thats okay.Chandler: And Im cute too.Monica: And youre cute too.Chandler: Thank you! (They hug.) All right,

55、 I gotta go unpack.Monica: Okay.Chandler: Bye. (After he closes the door, Monica starts to follow him, but thinks better of it and stops.)Chandler: (entering) Im still on London time, does that count?Monica: That counts!Chandler: Oh, good! (They start kissing.)Scene: An airport in London, Ross is wa

56、iting for Emily to show up to go on their honeymoon and sees Rachel walking past.Ross: Rach! Rach!Rachel: (she stops and turns) Hi!Ross: Hi! What are you, what are you doing here?Rachel: Well, I-I-Ive been on Standby for a flight home for hours. Ross: Oh.Rachel: Ohh, so no sign of Emily huh?Ross: No

57、t yet.Rachel: So umm, what time are you supposed to leave?Gate Agent: (On the P.A.) This is the last call for Flight 1066 to Athens. The last call.Ross: Pretty soon I guess.Rachel: Yeah. Im sorry.Ross: I just, I dont understand, I mean, how-how can she do this? Yknow, what, am I, am I like a complet

58、e idiot for thinking that shed actually show up?Rachel: No, youre not an idiot, Ross. Youre a guy very much in love.Ross: Same difference.Gate Agent: (On the P.A.) All ticketed passengers for Flight 1066 to Athens should now be on board.Ross: I get it! Well, thats that.Rachel: No, you know what, I t

59、hink you should go.Ross: What?Rachel: Yeah, I do. I think you should go, by yourself, get some distance, clear your head, I think itd be really good.Ross: Oh, I dont, I dont, I dont knowRachel: Oh, come on Ross! I think it would be really good for you!Ross: I could, yeah, I can do that.Rachel: Yeah.

60、Ross: I cant, I cant even believe her! No, yknow what, I am, I am gonna go!Rachel: Good!Ross: I know, why not?Rachel: Right!Ross: Right?Rachel: Right!Ross: Yknowthanks! (They hug)Rachel: Okay, Ill see you back at home, if I ever get a flight out of here.Ross: Yeah, wellnah.Rachel: What? Wait, what?R

61、oss: Why dont you come, I mean, I-I have two tickets, why not?Rachel: Well-well, I dont know Rossreally?Ross: Yeah, yeah, itll be great! You can, you can lay on the beach and I can cry over my failed marriage. See-see how I make jokes?Rachel: Uh-huh.Ross: No really, I mean, I mean, God, I could use

62、a friend.Rachel: Oh wow, uh okay, uh maybe. Umm, yes, I can do that!Ross: Okay!Rachel: Okay!Ross: Cool!Rachel: All right!Ross: Come on! (They go to the jetway, Ross hands the tickets to the gate agent.) Here. Rachel: Oh, okay, were going. Yeah.Ross: Ah! Ah! I forgot my jacket!Rachel: Oh, wait-wait-w

63、aitRoss: You tell them to wait!Rachel: Okay. Wait! Wait!(Ross retrieves his jacket and sees that not only has Emily arrived, but she as seen Rachel take her place on the plane.)Ross: Emily.(She stares at him and Ross realizes what shes thinking.)Ross: Oh no-no-no! Oh-no! (Emily starts to run out and

64、 Ross chases her.) No! No! Emily!Ending CreditsScene: Flight 1066 to Athens, Rachel is ordering a drink for Ross and herself.Rachel: Ahh, yes, I will have a glass of the Merlot and uh, (points to Rosss seat.) he will have a white wine spritzer. Woo! (Looks out the window.) Hey, look at that, the air

65、ports moving. (Realizes that thats not how it works.) Hey, are we moving?! Are we moving? Why are we moving? Hey, time-out, umm, yeah, does the captain know that were moving? (Sits back in defeat.) Oh my God. Oh, my gosh.End501 罗斯说漏嘴以后 亲友们,今天我们很高兴能分享罗斯与艾蜜莉结合的喜悦现在,罗斯请跟着我复述我,罗斯要迎娶艾蜜莉要迎娶瑞秋艾蜜莉还要继续吗?他说瑞秋

66、,对吗?我应该站上去吗?是的,请继续我想我们重来吧罗斯,请覆颂我,罗斯要迎娶艾-蜜-莉要迎娶艾蜜莉这里又没别人成为我合法妻子无论病痛至死不渝成为我合法妻子无论病痛至死不渝我真的会,艾蜜莉戒指艾蜜莉,请给罗斯带上戒指代表两人从此合为一体罗斯,请给艾蜜莉带上戒指代表两人永无止尽的爱乐意之至罗斯与艾蜜莉已经宣示我很高兴在此宣布他们成为夫妻你可以亲吻新娘这比他娶那个同性恋更糟保持微笑好吧一切还好啊可以更糟,他可以拿枪杀了她刚才真是有趣,对不?你毁了一切拜托.根本是恶梦一场麻烦小声一点.外面都是我的亲友叫我怎么见人?门外有其他人你怎能这样对我?拜托,小声点不管他们俩人怎样还是有结婚蛋糕吃,对吗?没.没事

67、的你慢慢冷静下来,我就在门外她只是在补妆而已我恨你!我也爱你!你真会挑时间说错名字是啊,谢了,老爸大家应该跳舞啊这是个派对!乔依,跳舞!你好,华氏设计你好,我是罗斯的心理医生费兰基医生谁?罗斯忘了带他的头脑药所以罗斯会记错女人的名字所以这不是他的错天啊,是菲碧不是菲碧,是费医生你也有这毛病我希望你不要会错意我知道我们今天晚上要碰面我只是担心会影响我们的友谊我知道我们怎么会让此事发生?七次!要知道,我们在国外在一个很罗曼蒂克的异乡都是伦敦的错坏伦敦!不过,我们既然还在伦敦我们就可以继续做,对吗?我想我们没得选择但是一回家就不能做了只能在这里我看到下面有个酒窖两分钟后在那里见好的莫妮卡,我要问你一

68、件事现在?罗斯在圣坛上说了我的名字我不能装做没看见啊我不知道莫妮卡,我该怎么办?做正确的事什么?就事论事,按部就班,置身事外!等等,听着我想我要去问罗斯他的想法什么? 等一下瑞秋,不行,他结婚了结婚了如果你不认清这点,我帮不上忙你是对的你帮不上忙杰克,是我们的错吗?我们是坏父母吗?是的是吗?是谁没座位还让我们吃牛排?你要我们怎么吃嘛怎么样?你去哪里了?我们不是要在酒窖碰面吗?算了,放弃吧为什么?酒窖下次参观在两分钟后.乔依,你在干嘛?你答应菲碧要吃素到孩子出生我想既然在国外就不算了也对他说的有道理真遗憾出了些状况没有,事情会好转的一切都会没事,对吧?当然,她会没事的我是说,你只是说出了我的名字

69、只是因为你看到了我如果你看到的是个疯子你会说我要迎娶疯子那不代表什么只是个小误会,没什么的是吧?当然不代表什么我能了解艾蜜莉以为会有什么因为那是你的名字但真的没有什么真的没有! 没有!罗斯,乐队在等新人的第一支舞乐队准备好了?我们一定得听乐队的,对吗?我才不管笨乐队怎么说!你吐我口水!对不起艾蜜莉在里面好久了当我婚礼把自己关起来时我是在努力将窗户拆下想办法逃出这里艾蜜莉.我进来了看吧,跟我一样如果我突然大叫好爽装做没听见天啊,瑞秋你好,瑞秋罗斯说了我的名字我的名字,他说了我的名字那表示他还深爱着我信不信由你,我是对的你们想下楼去喝一杯吗?好啊,但是我们得换衣服我也想换衣服你先下楼占位置对,我们

70、五分钟后下去十五分钟好喂? 是菲碧好极了发生什么事?罗斯说了我的名字我知道,但是我想那没什么好吧,菲碧让我们很客观的看待此事高一时,他迷上了我高一暑假时,他第一次看我穿两截式泳装从此就迷恋上我去我房间换衣服如何?我的衣服在.哇,你好美.没时间了兄弟,让我进去我带了个女孩子我这里也有女孩子才没有,我看到你跟莫妮卡进去我们.我们在聊天你说我们谁比较有机会上床呢?我想我应该说是你!我们正在一起看电影没错,已经付费看我的巨人我的巨人? 我好爱那部电影这样真的可以吗?罗斯与艾蜜莉不会来了好漂亮啊我不肯定这样做是好的莫妮.这是蜜月套房一个必须有性的房间如果没有房间会很失望其他的蜜月套房会嘲笑它好吧!艾蜜莉

71、?!没有!不在这下面!你找到她了吗?没有,我到处找遍了不可能,不然你就找到她了我想你应该继续找对,找个三十分钟或四十五分钟?四十五分钟内你能找到她两次了不,我猜想她正在找我而我却一直在移动现在起我要留在这里等她时间很晚了该走了你们能陪我一下吗?我们明天得早起搭飞机是啊,很大的飞机好吧但我们愿意陪你谢谢!真的很感谢你们但你不需要戳我屁股还有一小时就要回纽约我知道,我一直看着门好像隔音很好的样子不能这样,这太疯狂了第一,他可能会醒来第二.来吧艾蜜莉.不是你可以放弃了,她没跟我们在一起我们来拿她的东西等一下,她在哪里?她躲起来了,她感到很羞辱她不想再看到你我们很遗憾你与艾蜜莉不能成为夫妻猴子但我觉得

72、你帅极了对不起,我人在这里是的,你在那里快一点,快点去拿外面有一整车耶再见,姓盖的等一下.你们的女儿与我今晚应该渡蜜月现在你们告诉她我会去机场,我希望她也去虽然我说了瑞秋的名字但那不代表什么她只是个朋友,如此而已告诉艾蜜莉我很爱她我的生命中不能没有她拜托,答应我你会转告她好吧,我会告诉她走吧,坏女人打电话给我你有半辈子都在厕所里为何你从未由窗户出去?我想我们不该再做了是啊,这会让那晚更特别技术上,我们还在国际水域上我要去洗手间,待会儿那儿见?好我可以问你一件事吗?不行费莉丝与我在看我的巨人我想我的演技永远比不上巨人我是不是该放弃做演员?不是那个巨人比我年轻五岁你想我能跟他一样好?是的谢了别客气

73、但是巨人比我高很多我不可能再长高了谁又知道未来会有什么科技?但是,钱德要是我一辈子就是不成功,普通尺寸的演员怎么办?莫妮卡,你去厕所半小时了我知道!一号出不来吗?菲碧!你吃肉了!你做爱了!我们没有啊!我知道你没有,我是说莫妮卡菲碧,我没有做爱怀孕彻底影响了我我要去跟小鸡小鸭打招呼我也要你为何要打招呼?你不是喂了它们四天吗?好吧,那我回家了现在真的只剩下我们俩还好我们有纽约不做的协定对既然我们谈到这个话题我只是想告诉你我在伦敦时很难过因为我哥哥结婚还有人以为我是罗斯的妈妈无论如何,那晚对我很重要我只是想跟你道谢那晚对我也很重要我是没有心情很坏它很特别是因为你很热情这样可以吗?可以我也很可爱吧?你

74、也很可爱谢谢我要回去整理了再见我还在伦敦时间,这样算吗?绝对算好极了瑞秋.你在这里做什么?我在这里候补机位很久了艾蜜莉没出现?还没有飞机什么时候起飞?这是飞雅典1066班机的最后通知我想很快了我很遗憾我真是不了解她怎能这样对我?我希望她出现是很愚蠢的吗?你不愚蠢,罗斯那是因为你很爱她还不是一样所有1066班机乘客请立刻登机我听到了!就这样了你知道吗?你应该自己去什么?没错,你应该自己去到远处冷静想想那会对你很好我.我不知道来吧,罗斯,对你有好处的我.我是可以自己去我不敢相信她会这样你知道吗?我决定自己去好极了何乐不为?谢谢你我们回家再见如果我能坐上飞机回家的话喂.算了什么?等一下你跟我去如何?反正我有两张机票,何不呢?我不知道,罗斯这样好吗?当然,这会很棒你可以躺在沙滩上我则为失败婚姻哭个没完看到我说笑话没?我很需要个朋友好吧,或许.我能帮上忙好极了给你我们一起去希腊我忘了夹克等一下.叫他们等我一下好的艾蜜莉.不,不,不.天啊,艾蜜莉.是的,请给我一杯红酒给他一杯白酒机场在动耶我们在动吗?为何我们在动?机长知道我们在动吗?我的天啊!10 版权所有高考资源网

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