SkinnydippingSkinny dipping裸泳One day Jimmy went down to the pond for a dip, but before he could dive in he spied his teacher,Mrs. Smith,emerging from nude bathing. When Mrs. Smith saw Jimmy,she grabbed the nearest object - which happened to be an old wooden box - and held it in front of her.有一天吉米去池塘游泳，但在他跃入水里前看到他的老师史密斯小姐正从裸泳中冒出头来。当史密斯小姐看到吉米时，她赶紧抓过离自己最近的一件东西碰巧是一个旧的木盒子，挡在自己前面。Young man,I know what youre thinking, she said.对他说：“年轻人，我知道你在想什么。”And I know what youre thinking,replied Jimmy. Youre thinking that box has a bottom on it!“我也知道你在想什么，”吉米答道，“你一定以为这个盒子是有底的！”
