1、ClassLassandAss班级、情人和蠢驴Class Lass and Ass班级、情人和蠢驴Professor Tom was going to meet his students on the next day, so he wrote some words on the blackboard which read as follows: Professor Tom will meet the class tomorrow.Tom教授打算第二天与他的学生见面,因此他在黑板上写道:“Tom教授明天将和大家见面”。A student, seeing his chance to displa
2、y his sense of humor after reading the notice, walked up and erased the c in the word class. The Professor noticing the laughter, wheeled around, walked back, looked at the student, then at the notice with the c erased-calmly walked up and erased the l in lass, looked at the flabbergasted student an
3、d proceeded on his way.一位学生看到这条通知后,觉得展示自己幽默感的机会来了,就走上前,将“class”中的“c”擦掉,教授听到笑声,转过身走回来,看了看那位学生,又看看被改动过的通知,不动声色地走上前,把“lass” 中的“l”擦掉,看了看那位目瞪口呆的学生,教授扬长而去。英语单词短语学习:1 Assn. 屁股;驴子;蠢人2 Lassn. 小姑娘;情侣;(苏格兰)女佣eg:The lass said nothing to her father, but she told it all over Gimmerton this morning.那姑娘倒没跟她父亲说,可是今天早上,她把这事传遍了吉默吞。3 erasevt. 抹去;擦除vi. 被擦去,被抹掉eg:They are desperate to erase the memory of that last defeat.他们急于抹去上次失败的记忆。