1、高考资源网（） 您身边的高考专家405 The One With Joeys New GirlfriendScene: Central Perk, the gangs all there. Ross has a slip of paper that he throws on the ground tying to get Rachels attention.Ross: (picking up the slip of paper) Hello! Whats this? Oh right its that girls phone number. (Rachel ignores him) Yeah-
2、yeah, there it is, just a phone number a really hot girl gave me. (He holds it so that Rachel can see it, she continues to ignore him) Its no big deal, I mean it is her home phone number, but.(Rachel still ignores him) Whoa! (Throws it in her lap) Whoa-whoops, I almost lost this baby! Yeah, the love
3、ly Amanda gives me her number and I-I go and drop it. (He waves it in front of Rachels face. Then suddenly Phoebe has to sneeze and Rachel quickly grabs the slip of paper and gives it to Phoebe for her to sneeze into.)Phoebe: Thank you.OPENING CREDITSScene: Central Perk, the next morning. Chandler,
4、Monica, Ross, and Rachel are there.Gunther: Rachel?Rachel: Yeah?Gunther: Whens your birthday?Rachel: May fifth, why?Gunther: Oh, I-Im just making a list of peoples birthdays.Ross: Oh, mines December.Gunther: Yeah, whatever. (Walks away)(Chandler is talking to Monica and notices a beautiful woman.)Ch
5、andler: Ohh, shes pretty. Pretty ahh, pretty girl, the pretty-shes pretty.Monica: Just go up to her and ask her out. (Chandler laughs) Oh, whats the worst thing that could happen?Chandler: I could die.Ross: Yeah, its-its tough being single. Thats why Im so glad I found Amanda.Rachel: Ross, you guys
6、went out once. You took your kids to Chucky Cheese, and you didnt even kiss her.(Ross glares at Chandler.)Chandler: I tell people secrets. It makes them like me.Phoebe: (entering) Oh.Chandler: Hey! (Phoebe sneezes)Monica: Phoebe! Youre sick, you shouldnt play. You should just go home, get in bed, an
7、d stay there.Phoebe: (in a nasally voice, from her cold) But Im unemployed, my music is all I really have now. Well music, and making my own shoes. (She puts her shoe on the table, and its horribly decorated) Pretty, huh? (Sneezes)Chandler: All right, Im gonna do it! Im gonna get shot down. Any advi
8、ce?Monica: Just be yourself. But, not too much.Chandler: (gets up) (softly) Wish me luck.Ross: (loudly) Good luck!Chandler: Wish it! (To the woman, Kathy, he likes) Hi. Hi, I-I was just sitting over there, and uhh, Chandler. My name is Chandler. Did I say that?Kathy: No, you didnt. Hi, Im Kathy.Chan
9、dler: Uh Kathy, with K or a C?Kathy: With a K.Chandler: Oh-oh-hey!Kathy: Wow! You are really good at this.Chandler: Hey, come on, give me a break, Im out on a limb here.Kathy: Im sorry, youre right, I apologize, but I should tell you that Im waiting for a date. (Joey enters) Oh, and there he is now.
10、Joey: Hey!Chandler: Hey! Hey, hey-hey, hey. (Joey kisses Kathy.)Joey: Hey, I see you guys already met, huh?Chandler: Yes-yes, I was just trying to figure out a way to uh, demonstrate how I could get my exceptionally large feet into my even bigger mouth.Joey: Didnt I tell ya? Always showin off.Phoebe
11、: Before I start, I just wanna say that umm, I have a cold, so if I sneeze in the middle of song, its not on purpose. Oh, except the last verse of Pepper People. (Starts to sing) Smelly cat, smelly cat. What are they feeding you? (Stops singing) This chick sounds good. (Singing) Smelly cat, smelly-(
12、stops singing) Hey Gunther, be a good little boy and bring me a whiskey.Scene: Chandler and Joeys, Chandler is walking into the living room having just gotten up in the middle of the night.Chandler: (sees Kathy is up watching TV) Hi!Kathy: Hi.Chandler: Jeez, at 2:30 in the morning, I didnt expect to
13、 have to fight over the remote.Kathy: Im sorry, its just this Ernie Cofax thing on in a few minutes I wanted to watch.Chandler: Oh my God! Thats why I got up too!Kathy: Youre kidding! Oh, I love him.Chandler: Hey, listen, Im sorry about this afternoon, yknow, if I wouldve known you guys were. I neve
14、r wouldve.Kathy: Oh please!Chandler: So ah, Joey tells me you two met in acting class.Kathy: Yeah, they teamed us up as partners. Joey picked three scenes for us to do; all of them had us making out.Chandler: Thats a good thing actually, because ah, he used to have me rehearse with him.Kathy: (laugh
15、s) Oh-oh-oh-oh!Chandler: Is it on?Kathy: No, but this wonder broom is amazing!Chandler: Hey! (Runs over and gets his wonder broom)Kathy: Oh my God!Chandler: Oh! Its on! Its on!(Chandler jumps into the canoe and sits down. The chick starts chirping and Chandler reaches down to pick him up.)Chandler:
16、There we go little fella.Kathy: (laughs) What about the duck?Chandler: Well the duck can swim.Kathy: Oh, jeez. (Hits him)Scene: Central Perk, the next night, Phoebe is finishing up her set.Phoebe: (singing, drunk) My sticky shoes, my sticky-sticky shoes, why do you stick on me, ba-a-by! Thanks for t
17、he lights honey. All: Way to go, Phoebe!Monica: That cold makes you sound so great.Phoebe: Its fun, God I love how sexy I am. (Coughs really loudly.)Joey: Oh, Kath, we should get going. Were going to by hamsters.All: Ooh, thats great, I love those little guys.Kathy: No, no, its not like that. I, I w
18、ork for a medical researcher.Rachel: Well, have fun!Kathy: Okay.Phoebe: Well, I think its great that the medical community is finally trying to help sick hamsters.Monica: Yknow what, I like Kathy.Chandler: Oh yeah, me too, shes so cool and pretty.Rachel: Yeah, shes.Chandler: Shes smart and funny, yk
19、now? We were up all last night talking, she said the funniest thing about-what? Rachel: You love her.Chandler: No, I dont.Phoebe: Yes, you do. Chandler loves Kathy.Ross: Come on, Pheebs lay off him.Chandler: Thank you, Ross.Ross: Yeah, hes a little sensitive right now, cause hes so in love.Chandler:
20、 All right.All: Ohh!Chandler: All right.Monica: (turning around and doing that, Im making out with someone, thing with her hands) Ooh, umm, oh Kathy! Kathy, I love you! Oh! (She turns around and sees Gunther staring at her and stops suddenly.)Scene: Monica and Rachels, Phoebe and Monica are there.Ph
21、oebe: So, I need to write some depressing stuff to go along with my new floozy voice, but nothing that sad has ever really happened to me.Monica: Oh umm, how about your mom dying, or having to live on the streets when you were 14?Phoebe: Uh-huh. Oh, yeah, I could write about the time my hair did tha
22、t Woo-hoo thing.Ross: (entering) Hey!Monica: Hey!Phoebe: Hey.Ross: (loudly) So Im going over to Amandas tonight!Monica: Rachels not here.Ross: Oh.Monica: Hows it going with her?Ross: Great, actually. Im thinking tonight, maybe the night. Yeah, I mean ah, the kids are gonna play together and then whe
23、n theyre asleep, Im thinking Amanda and I break open a bottle of wine, and do a little playing ourselves.Rachel: (entering, with a guy) Hi guys! This is Josh. Josh, these are my friends, and thats Ross.Monica: Hi, Josh.Phoebe: Hi.Josh: Dudes.Monica: So, did you play in college? (She points to his NY
24、U Soccer (football for the rest of the world) sweatshirt hes wearing.)Josh: Oh, I still do. Next year, I hope to make varsity though.Rachel: Ross, didnt you ah, play soccer in High School? Oh no wait, thats right. You just organized their game schedules on your Commodore 64.Josh: Well, its getting l
25、ate, Ive got to get to the game, so Im gonna. head.Rachel: Okay. (He starts to leave, and Rachel grabs him and gives him a passionate kiss.) Ill miss you.Josh: Dope! (exits)Phoebe: Wow, cute one!Monica: Very!Rachel: I know, isnt he great? Its so nice to finally be in a fun relationship, yknow? There
26、s nothing boring about him, and ah, I bet hes never set foot in a museum.Ross: Well maybe hell get to go soon, like on a class trip or something.Rachel: Yknow what else is really great about him, oh, what is the word for the adult that doesnt have dinosaur toys in their bedroom?Ross: Oh! (He bangs h
27、is fists together.)Rachel: What was that?Ross: Monica knows.Monica: Its this dumb thing that Ross made up cause he was trying to fool our parents. Its a way of giving the finger, without actually having to give it. I remember I cried the night you made it up, cause it was the first time that I reali
28、zed that I was actually cooler than my older brother.Ross: Well, Im gonna go get ready, (Gives Monica the fist thing.) for my date tonight, so ah, Ill just_ head.Phoebe: Yeah, I should go to, cause Im playing in one hour. Hey, (clears her voice and in her normal voice) you guys should come hear me,
29、ooh hear me. Ooh, (tries to sing) My sticky shoes-eww! Eww! I lost my sexy phlegm!Scene: Amandas apartment, Ross is arriving with Ben.Amanda: (opening the door) Hi!Ross: Hi!Amanda: Hi Ben!Ross: Wow! You-you look great!Amanda: Thanks!Ross: (she lets him in) Okay! (to her son) Hey Tommy.Amanda: I am s
30、o glad that you could come over tonight.Ross: Oh no-no-no, its my pleasure.Amanda: Okay, well, my cell phone number is right here on the counter, please help yourself to anything in the fridge.Ross: What?Amanda: I appreciate this soo much, Ive been trying to go out with this guy for like a month.Ros
31、s: I-I-I.Amanda: (noticing the bottle of wine he has) Oh, I dont mean to be a square, but Id really appreciate it if you wait and drink your wine after the kids are asleep? Oh uh, thanks for this, I hope I can do the same for you sometime. (She leaves)Ross: Who wants to make some long distance calls
32、?Scene: A street, Chandler is buying a newspaper and notices Kathy running by.Chandler: Kathy! Kathy! Hi! Kathy! Kathy! (She doesnt hear him and keeps running, Chandler starts chasing her as the theme to The Mod Squad starts to play. First, a car almost hits him and then gets mustard splashed on him
33、 as he runs by a hot dog vendor.) Kathy! (He keeps running and gets tangled up in the leashes of five dogs, in desperation he throws his paper.) Fetch! Fetch it! (He frees himself and resumes the chase) Kathy! Kathy! Kathy! (He now trips and falls into a pile of garbage, he tries to get up and screa
34、m her name again but he has a piece of spinach in his mouth. He gets out of the garbage and starts crossing the street by running over the hoods of a couple of cabs.) Kathy! (He jumps in front of her and out of breath he says) Kathy.Kathy: Hey, Chandler! What are you doing here?Chandler: Oh, I just
35、wanted to say, Hey!Kathy: Hey!Chandler: Okay. (He walks away disgusted with himself.)COMMERCIAL BREAKScene: Monica and Rachels, Ross is telling Monica about his new baby sitting job.Monica: Oh come on! Youre making it sound worse than it actually was.Ross: Her date tipped me ten dollars. (Monica lau
36、ghs)(Phoebe runs into the kitchen with wet hair, opens the window, and sticks her head outside.)Ross: Pheebs, what are you doing?Phoebe: Okay, I wanna be sexy again so Im trying to catch a cold. It should be easy, supposedly theyre pretty common.Monica: Phoebe, youll catch pneumonia.Chandler: (enter
37、ing) Okay. You were right. Im in love with Joeys girlfriend.Phoebe: What?!Ross: Are you serious?Phoebe: Well, how-how-how is that possible? You barely know her!Chandler: I dont know. I cant-I just, I cant get her out of my head. Yknow? I mean, Im a very bad person. Im a very, very bad person. Im a h
38、orrible person. (he waits for a reaction, when he doesnt get one) No youre not Chandler! We still love you Chandler!Monica: (sneezes) Oh gosh, Phoebe, I think I caught your cold.Phoebe: You mean you stole it! (Monica sneezes again) Dont cover your mouth when you do that!(Joey and Kathy enter, laughi
39、ng)Joey: Hey.Kathy: (to Chandler) We were just talking about you.Chandler: Really?!Joey: Yeah-yeah, I told her about the time you got drunk and fell asleep with your head in the toilet.Chandler: (laughs) Right in there!Scene: Chandler and Joeys, Chandler is playing Hide-and-Go-Seek with the chick an
40、d the duck.Chandler: 99.100! Ready or not, here I come! (He opens his eyes and sees that the chick and the duck are still sitting in front of him) All right, lets go over the concept one more time.Joey: (entering) Hey!Chandler: Hey!Joey: Hey guys. (to Chandler) Listen uh, you wanna get some dinner w
41、ith me and Kathy tonight?Chandler: Ohh, umm, yknow what, I already ate.Joey: Its 4:30.Chandler: Yknow I had a big meal on Monday, yknow. So thats just gonna get me straight through the week.Joey: Okay, I see whats going on here.Chandler: You-you do?Joey: Yeah! You dont like Kathy.Chandler: You got m
42、e.Joey: Yeah, youve been avoiding her ever since we started going out. Look, I made an effort to like Janice, now I think its your turn to make an effort to like Kathy by going out to dinner with us. Right?Chandler: Yeah. Right.Joey: Good, and hey! My treat. (He turns to go into his bedroom then sto
43、ps.) But thats only because youre not eating anything, right?Chandler: Okay.Scene: Monica and Rachels, Rachel is returning from a date with Josh, and when they get the door open, Rachel turns and passionately kisses Josh.Monica: (lying on the couch suffering from her cold) Ross isnt here.Rachel: Oh.
44、 (She tries to walk away from Josh, by he keeps holding her) Stop it!Josh: So Ill see you at the party? Beers beer man, 24, 7!Rachel: Yeah! (Monica gives a sarcastic thumbs up) (Josh leaves) I am soo gonna marry that guy. (looking in her wallet) Ohhh!Monica: What?Rachel: I think hes stealing from me
45、.Monica: Why?Rachel: Because hes stealing from me!Phoebe: (entering) Hi! Its me. And soup. (to Rachel) Hey, I just saw Josh, he looks so yummy in your leather jacket.Rachel: Ughh! (Storms out after him)Phoebe: (to Monica) Here, now I dont eat chicken, so its just noodle soup. And theres no chicken i
46、n the broth either, so its really just. noodle water. Monica: Thank you so much Phoebe.Phoebe: (picking up Monicas used Kleenex and putting some in her pocket.) Sure.Monica: What are you doing with those?!Phoebe: But, I need your germs! I want my cold back! I miss my sexy voice.Monica: Sorry, Phoebe
47、.Phoebe: Its okay. Hows the soup?Monica: Umm. (nodding her head, Good.)(Monica sets the soup down and Phoebe picks it up and licks the rim.)Monica: Ohhhh! Gross!Scene: A nightclub, Chandler is having dinner with Kathy and Joey.Kathy: Ohh, God, guys, check it out, you can see that girls underwear!Joe
48、y: Is she great or what?Kathy: (to Chandler) So? Huh? What do you think?Chandler: Ohh, shes-shes not really my type.Kathy: Not your type?! Shes gorgeous!Chandler: Yknow what I think it is? Its the fishnet stockings. Yknow? Whenever I see a girl in fishnet stockings it reminds me of my father in fish
49、net stockings.Kathy: Okay. Understanding a little more why youre single. Ohh! Yknow, I have a friend you would like, shes really pretty. And then we could double date!Chandler: Uhh, no-no thanks.Kathy: Okay, Ive got some ugly friends, and theyre all available too.Chandler: Listen, I-Im gonna grab a
50、beer. (Leaves)Joey: (to Kathy) Ill be right back. (to Chandler) What was that?Chandler: What?Joey: Kathy was being really nice and you just walked away. I thought we had a deal.Chandler: Hey, look, what do you want from me?Joey: I want you to like her! But if thats too damned difficult for you, then
51、 the least you can do is pretend.Chandler: I am pretending.Joey: Well then, do it better!Chandler: Okay, what do you saw I go over there and say how much I like her? (Joey gives him a thumbs up) No-no itll be good, I can tell her much Ive been thinking about her. That I havent stopped thinking about
52、 her since the moment I met her. That Im so fantastically, over-the-top, wanna-slit-my-own-throat in love with her, that for every minute of every hour of every day I cant believe my own damn bad luck that you met her first!Joey: Well, thats pretty good. But you might wanna tone it down a little.Sce
53、ne: Monica and Rachels, Monica and Rachel are there.Ross: (entering) Hey! So, uhh, Amanda just-just dropped me off. Yeah, thats one of the things I love about her, shes.uh, shes old enough to drive. (to Monica) So uhh, I guess youre not going to mom and dads tonight?Monica: No, sorry.Rachel: Well wh
54、eres Amanda?Monica: Hey Rach, could you get me some cough drops?Rachel: I mean yknow, Im thinking. You could bring her, and you guys could go up to your old room, and not make out.Monica: Ross, cough drops, please?Ross: At least I know shes not going out with me to get into R rated movies.Rachel: Wh
55、y dont you just marry her? Oh no, wait a minute you cant, Im sorry I forgot, shes not a lesbian.Ross: You see Amanda and I have a very special.Monica: (interrupting) You have nothing! Youre not even going out! Youre her baby sitter! You have a 12-year-old girls job!Rachel: (laughing) Ohh, that is so
56、o sad.Monica: And what are you laughing at, Miss My-keg-sucking-boyfriend-is-stealing-from-me!(Ross starts laughing)Rachel: Hey, so he stole a couple bucks from me! At least he bought me something with it! (Shows her, her ring)Monica: Thats mine! Now, would you both please start acting like adults?
57、And get me my cough drops!Ross: Fine.Rachel: Sorry.Ross: Here. (Hands her, her cough drops) (to Rachel) At least I made ten bucks in my relationship.Rachel: Yknow.(She does Rosss little gesture. In response Ross puts his hands behind his neck with his arms sticking straight out and starts flapping t
58、hem together.)Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is there with her guitar.Phoebe: (singing) Platting goats are platting. Platting down the street. Platting goats are platting, leaving little treats. (to Gunther) Does it even work without my sexy voice?Gunther: I like it. (sneezes)Phoebe: Gunther, kiss me.G
59、unther: What?(Phoebe grabs Gunther and kisses him. He then falls to the couch in shock.)Scene: Chandler and Joeys, Chandler is watching TV as Joey and Kathy are laughing in Joeys bedroom. They get to be pretty loud so Chandler turns the TV way up.Joey: (opening the door wearing nothing but a sock, a
60、nd holding a dart board over the Little General.) Hey! (Chandler turns down the TV) Now, were not actually gonna be sleeping in her, but do you mind?Scene: Monica and Rachels, Monica, with a blanket draped over her shoulders, opens the door to a similarly clad Chandler.Chandler: Can I sleep on your
61、couch?(Monica nods Yes. And they both walk to the couch looking all depressed.)CLOSING CREDITSScene: Central Perk, Phoebe is singing, with everyone else present.Phoebe: (singing) And Im still waiting for my paper mache man. Thank you my babies.(applause)Gunther: Rachel?Rachel: Yeah.Gunther: I dont k
62、now if you heard about what happened between me and Phoebe the other day_Rachel: No!Gunther: Well, we kissed. I-I-I didnt initiate the kiss, but-but I also didnt stop it, and Ive been feeling guilty.Rachel: (confused) Okay.Gunther: So umm, are we cool?Rachel: (really confused) Okay.Gunther: I knew y
63、oud understand.(Gunther walks away, leaving Rachel with a What just happened? look on her face.)END405 乔伊的新女友乔伊的新女友嗨!这是什么? 哦这是个姑娘的电话号码对，这是一个真正的辣妹刚刚给我的这还不算什么，我的意思是这是她家里的电话，而且.喔！喔！我差点弄丢了！对，这是可爱的阿曼达给我的电话号码我刚刚把它弄掉了谢谢你.瑞秋?啊?你的生日是哪天?5月5日，怎么了?哦，我只是把大家的生日列个单子。哦, 我的是12月.好, 随便你.喔，她是个非常非常，啊，非常漂亮的姑娘，漂亮，她非常漂亮。去约
64、她出去呀最坏又能怎么样?我会死的.对，单身生活很难过.这就是为什么我为找到阿曼达高兴罗斯,你们只出去过一次.你们带各自的孩子去吃Chucky Cheese而且你连吻都没吻过她。我传别人的闲话，这会让他们喜欢我。哦.嗨!菲比！你病了，你不能表演了。你应该回家去躺着。但是我失业了，音乐是我现在唯一拥有的。对，音乐。还有自己做鞋漂亮吧?好，我去！我去搞定她。有什么建议？表现你的本色。不过.别太过份。祝我好运好运心里念就行了！嗨.嗨,我-我刚才坐那边，呃.钱德，我叫钱德，我刚说过吗？没，你没说过。嗨，我叫凯茜呃，凯茜，K打头的还是C打头的？K.喔-喔-嗨!喔！你还真会打招呼啊.嘿，拜托，给点面子，看我
65、现在多尴尬。不好意思，你是对的，我道歉不过我不得不告诉你我正在等约会的对象。啊，而且现在他来了。嗨!嗨! 嗨, 嘿-嘿, 嘿.嘿, 你们已经认识了, 嗯?对-对，我刚才正在讲，呃，示范我怎么把我大得出奇的脚正好放在我的嘴里我早跟你说过吧？他总爱逞口舌之利在我开始之前，我只想要说，嗯我感冒了，所以如果我唱到一半打喷嚏那个喷嚏并不是歌里原来有的对了，不包括胡椒人的最后一小节臭臭猫，臭臭猫。他们拿什么喂你这小妞声音不错臭臭猫，臭-嗨阿甘，给我来点威士忌嗨!嗨.呀，凌晨两点半，我还不想和客队比赛不好意思，这是Ernie Cofax的队服几分钟前我在看比赛。天啊！这就是为什么我也起床！你开玩笑？哦，我爱
66、他。嗨，听着，我为今天下午的事很抱歉，你知道，如果我知道你等的是.我绝不会.哦，行了！那么，呃，乔伊对我说你们是在表演课上遇到的对，他们让我们俩搭档，乔伊为我们选了三个场景，每个都需要我们投入很长时间去练习这很好，实际上，因为，呃，他经常让我和他一起排练喔-喔-喔-喔!开始了?不，但这个神奇扫帚真的很令人惊讶!嗨!哦天啊!哦! 开始了! 开始了!来，我的小伙计那鸭子呢?鸭子自己会游泳.哦,对.My sticky shoes, my sticky-sticky shoes, why do you stick on me, ba-a-by!多谢灯光，甜心很不错，菲比感冒让你的声音变的太棒了很好笑，
67、天啊，我真是爱死性感的我了哦，凯茜，我们该走了，我们要去和老鼠在一起。哦，太棒了，我爱这些小家伙。不，不，和你想的不一样，我为医疗研究机构工作- 那么, 祝你愉快!- 好.好，我想真是太棒了，医疗组织终于打算帮助那些生病的老鼠了.你知道么，我喜欢凯茜哦对，我也是，她太酷太漂亮了。对，她.她聪明，风趣，你知道么？我们昨晚聊了整夜，她讲了一件特别好笑的事情.怎么了？你爱她不，我不爱你爱，钱德爱上凯茜了拜托，菲比别拿他开玩笑了多谢，罗斯对，他现在有一点敏感，因为他坠入爱河了对.哦!没错.哦, 嗯, 哦 凯茜! 凯茜, 我爱你! 哦!我现在需要写一些压抑的歌，好适应我的新嗓子但是我身边没发生什么悲伤的
68、事情。哦，你母亲去世的事呢或者你14岁就要上街讨生活？啊哈，哦，对，我可以写一首关于我头发Woo-hoo的歌。嗨!我今晚还要去阿曼达那里！瑞秋不在哦.那么，她怎么样？非常好，实际上，我想今夜可能就是.那一夜对，我的意思是，孩子们会一起玩，睡得早我想阿曼达和我会开瓶红酒，再搞些我们自己的节目嗨 大家！这是乔斯。乔斯,这些是我的朋友，那个是罗斯嗨, 乔斯.嗨.老兄.那么，你曾经在大学踢足球？哦，现在也是，明年我希望能进校队。罗斯，你是否，呃，在高中踢过足球？哦，不对，等等，是这样。你只是组织了一下他们的比赛时间表那么，已经很晚了，我要去比赛了，我已经.热血沸腾了好.我会想你的.哦!喔, 帅哥!非常
69、帅!我知道，他是不是很棒？我们的关系真是太好了，你知道，他不会为什么事情烦恼，而且，呃，我打赌他永远都不会进博物馆也许他不久就得去，比如学校组织春游什么的你知道他其他更棒的地方么哦，我怎么形容才好呢？一个成年人，他的卧室里竟然没有恐龙玩具！喔!那是什么?莫妮卡知道.这是罗斯发明的手语，他用来愚弄我们的父母。这是比出中指又不被人察觉的手段我记得你发明出来那晚我哭了。因为我第一次意识到我比我哥哥强好，我要去准备了我今晚要约会，呃，我热血沸腾了对，我也要走了，我一小时后有演出嗨，你们得去听我唱,喔，听我唱. 哦,My sticky shoes-呃！呃！我的性感粘痰呢？！嗨!嗨!嗨 班!喔! 你看上去
70、太棒了!多谢!好!嗨 汤米.你今天晚上来我真是太高兴了喔 不不不，那是我的荣幸好，我的手机号码在桌子上，你要吃什么自己到冰箱里拿什么?实在是太感谢你了，有一个月了我已经不得不每次出去都得带着他我-我-我.哦, 我不想直说,但是，如果你等孩子们都睡了以后再喝你的红酒，我会非常感谢哦，多谢你做这些事,我希望什么时候我也能为你做这些谁想要打长途电话？凯茜! 凯茜! 嘿! 凯茜! 凯茜!凯茜!拿开! 拿开它!凯茜! 凯茜! 凯茜!凯茜!嘿，钱德！你在这干什么？哦，我只是想过来说嗨!嗨!好.哦拜托! 你有点言过其实了.她的约会对象给了我10美元小费菲比，你在干什么？我还想要性感的声音，我试着让自己感冒应
71、该很容易，感冒很普通。菲比，你会得肺炎的好，你们是对的，我爱上了乔伊的女朋友.什么?!你当真?这-这-这怎么可能？你才刚认识她！我不知道。我不能-我只是,我不能把她从我脑海中抹去。你知道？我的意思是，我是个坏人我是个非常非常坏的人我是个彻底的坏蛋！不！ 你不坏，钱德！我们仍然爱你，钱德！哦，糟了，菲比，我想我被你传染上感冒了你是说你把它从我这儿偷走了！你咳嗽的时候别捂着你的嘴！嗨.我们刚刚在说你的事.真的?!对对，我刚刚跟她说那次你喝醉了以后，把脑袋扎进马桶睡着了的事就在那儿!99.100! 好了没有，我来了!好吧，我们重新再讲一遍规则嗨!嗨，大家.听着，今晚跟我和凯茜一起吃晚饭如何？哦，不了
72、，你知道么，我已经吃了才4点半.你知道，我星期一有顿大餐这够我撑一星期的好，我知道怎么回事了你-你知道?对！你不喜欢凯茜.你了解我.对，自从我们约会以来，你一直躲着她看，我曾经努力去喜欢珍妮丝现在，我想你应该努力去喜欢凯茜，就从和我们一起吃晚饭开始，好么？好，对.好，而且，嘿！我请客我说请客是因为你已经不打算吃任何东西了，对吧？好.罗斯不在.哦.停下来!那么咱们聚会上见？啤酒大王, 24, 7!对!我真想和他结婚.喔!怎么了?我想他从我这儿偷东西.为什么?因为他从我这儿偷东西!嗨！是我，还有汤嗨，我刚才看见乔斯了，他穿你的皮夹克很帅。呜!这个，我不吃鸡，所以这只是面汤而且是没有肉的汤，实际上是
73、.面条水太谢谢你了,菲比.应该的.你到底干了些什么?!可是，我需要你的病菌，我要我的感冒回来，我想我性感的声音对不起，菲比.没关系，汤怎么样？哦.呕! 天啊!哦，天啊，注意，你可以看见那个女孩的内衣她棒么?那么，你怎么看?哦，她-她不是我喜欢的那一型不是你那一型?!她艳光四射！你知道我怎么看？她穿着网格长筒袜你知道？当我看到女孩穿着网格长筒袜，我就想起我父亲穿网格长筒袜的样子哦，我有点了解你为什么单身了哦!你知道，我有个朋友你会喜欢，她很漂亮到时候我们就可以四个人一起约会!哦，我 不-不 谢了好，那我还有些难看的朋友，而且她们也都有空听着，我-我要去拿瓶啤酒我一会回来刚才怎么回事?怎么了?凯茜
74、表现的多好，你却走开了，我想我们有协议嗨，你到底想要我干什么？我要你喜欢她！如果这对你来说真的很难的话，至少假装喜欢她我一直在装.好，那么，干得好点!好的，那么你看我过去跟她说我多么喜欢她如何？不不，这样更好。我可以跟她说我是多么想念她从我遇到她以后从未停止过想念她我整天在空想，没完没了，想要扯开我的喉咙说我爱她每天每小时每分钟都在想她，难以置信我怎么这么倒霉，你先遇上了她!嗯，这样很好。但是你的音调最好低一些嗨！呃，阿曼达刚刚甩了我对，至少我爱上她一点，她.呃，她起码够年龄开车了那么，我猜你今晚没去看爸爸和妈妈了？不，抱歉.那么，阿曼达在哪?嗨，瑞秋，你能给我点咳嗽药么？我的意思你知道，我想
75、，你可以带她和你的孩子到你的旧房间去，而且没有任何进展。罗斯，请给我咳嗽药至少我知道他不会跟我一起去看R级片那你为什么不娶她？哦不，等等，你不能。不好意思我忘了，她不是女同性恋。你看,阿曼达和我有很特殊的.你有个屁!你根本没跟她出去过，你是她的保姆，你做着个12岁女孩的工作哦，太悲哀了你美个什么？我该死的男友从我这偷东西小姐？嘿，就算他从我这偷走几块钱！至少他还用这些钱买东西送我！那个是我的!你们两个就不能表现得象个成年人？现在，把咳嗽药给我！好的.对不起.给你.至少我还赚了10块钱你知道.Platting goats are platting,Platting the streets,Platting goats are platting,leaving little treats.没有了我性感的声音还好听么？我喜欢.阿甘，亲我什么?嘿!现在，我们不是真的要睡了，你不介意吧？我能在你沙发上睡么?And Im still waiting for my paper mache man.谢谢大家.瑞秋?嗯.我不知道听说那天我和菲比之间发生的事没有.不!是的, 我们接吻了. 不-不-不是我开始的但-但是我也没有结束它，我感到很内疚好的.那么，我们没问题了?是的.我知道你会理解的.9 版权所有高考资源网
