1、高考资源网（） 您身边的高考专家219 The One Where Eddie Wont GoScene: Chandlers bedroom. Chandler is sleeping and Eddie is there watching him.Chandler wakes upCHANDLER: Hey Eddie. Daahh! Whatre you doin here?EDDIE: Nothin roomie, just watchin you sleep.CHANDLER: Why?EDDIE: Makes me feel um, peaceful, heh-heh, pleas
2、e.CHANDLER: I cant sleep now.EDDIE: You want me to sing?CHANDLER: No, look, thats it, its over, I want you out, I want you out of the apartment now.EDDIE: Woah, woah, woah, whatre, whatre you talkin about man.CHANDLER: Hannibal Lecter.better roommate than you.EDDIE: No. See now I dont think youre be
3、ing fair. I mean one night you see me and you get scared, I mean, what about all the other nights when you dont see me, huh? What about last night when you went and got a drink of water and I was nice enough to hide behind the door, whats that about, huh?CHANDLER: I didnt realize that.EDDIE: Yeah.CH
4、ANDLER: GET OUT NOW!EDDIE: Ok, you really want me out?CHANDLER: Yes please.EDDIE: Ok, then I want to hear you say it, I, I want to hear you say you want me out.CHANDLER: I want you out.EDDIE: No no no, I wanna hear it from your lips.CHANDLER: Where did you hear it from before?EDDIE: Oh, right, all r
5、ight, you know what pallie I understand, consider me gone, you know what, Ill be out by the time you get home from work tomorrow.Eddie leaves the room and Chandler mouths Thank you to himselfEDDIE: I heard that.OPENING TITLES Scene: Central Perk. Monica and Rachel are there, Joey enters wearing an o
6、ld looking hat.JOEY: Hey.MONICA: Hey.RACHEL: Hey. Whe-ell, look at you, finally got that time machine workin huh?JOEY: Seriously, you like it? This guy was sellin them on 8th avenue and I looked at em and I though, you know what I dont have?MONICA: A mirror?JOEY: Fine, make fun. I think its jaunty.M
7、ONICA: Wow, for a guy whos recently lost his job, youre in an awfully good mood.JOEY: Hey, Ill be alright. I mean its not like Im starting from sqare one. I was Dr. Drake Remoray on Days of Our Lives. Heh? I mean thats gotta have some kind of cache.MONICA: Cache? Jaunty?JOEY: Chandler gave me word o
8、f the day toilet paper. Im gonna get some coffee.Phoebe entersPHOEBE: Hey.MONICA: Hey.RACHEL: Hey.PHOEBE: Oooh, so so so, did you read the book?MONICA: Oh my God, it was incredible.PHOEBE: Didnt it like totally speak to you?RACHEL: Woah, woah, woah, what book is this?MONICA: Rachel you have to read
9、this book. Its called Be Your Own Windkeeper. Its about how women need to become more empowered.PHOEBE: Yeah and oh, and but theres, theres wind and the wind can make us Goddesses. But you know who takes out wind? Men, they just take it.RACHEL: Men just take out wind?PHOEBE: Ya-huh, all the time, ca
10、use they are the lightning bearers.RACHEL: Wow.PHOEBE: Yeah.RACHEL: Well that sounds kinda cool, kinda like The Hobbit.MONICA: It is nothing like the Hobbit. Its like reading about every relationship Ive ever had, except for Richard.PHOEBE: Oh yes, no, Richard would never steal your wind.MONICA: No.
11、PHOEBE: No, cause hes yummy.MONICA: Yes. But all the other ones.PHOEBE: Oh yes. Oh and, the part about how theyre always like drinking from out pool of inner power, but God forbid we should take a sip.JOEY: Anybody want a croan.PHOEBE: Ok, this is a typical lightning-bearer thing. Right there, its l
12、ike, um, Hello, who wants one of my fallic shaped man cakes?Scene: Estelle Leonard Talent Agency.Joey is there.ESTELLE: Dont worry about it already. Things happen.JOEY: So, youre not mad at me for getting fired and everything?ESTELLE: Joey, look at me, look at me. Do I have lipstick on my teeth?JOEY
13、: No, can we get back to me?ESTELLE: Look honey, people get fired left and right in this business. I already got you an audition for Another World.JOEY: Alright. Cab driver number two?ESTELLE: Youre welcome.JOEY: But I was Dr. Drake Remoray. How can I go from bein a neurosurgeon to drivin a cab?ESTE
14、LLE: Things change, roll with em.JOEY: But this is a two line part, its like takin a step backwards. Im not gonna do this.ESTELLE: Joey, Im gonna tell you the same thing I told Al Minser and his pyramid of dogs. Take any job you can get and dont make on the floor.JOEY: Im sorry. See ya.Scene: Centra
15、l Perk. Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are there. Rachel has just finished reading the book.RACHEL: Oh, God, oh, God, I mean its just so.MONICA: Isnt it.RACHEL: Uhh, I mean this is like reading about my own life. I mean this book could have been called Be Your Own Windkeeper Rachel.PHOEBE: I dont think
16、it would have sold a million copies but it would have made a nice gift for you.ROSS: Hey you guys.MONICA: Hey.ROSS: Uh, sweetie weve gotta go.RACHEL: NO!ROSS: No?RACHEL: No, why do we always have to do everything according to your time table?ROSS: Actually its the movie theatre that has the time sch
17、edule. So you dont miss the beginning.RACHEL: No, see this isnt about the movie theatre, this is about you stealing my wind.MONICA: You go girl. I cant pull that off can I?ROSS: Excuse me, your, your, your wind?RACHEL: Yes, my wind. How do you expect me to grow if you wont let me blow?ROSS: You, you
18、 know I, I dont, have a- have a problem with that.RACHEL: Ok, I just, I just really need to be with myself right now. Im sorry.PHOEBE: Um-um, um-um.RACHEL: Youre right, I dont have to apologize. Sorry. Damnit!Scene: Joeys apartment. Joey and Ross enter.JOEY: What is it?ROSS: I, I dont know, its got
19、all this stuff about wind and trees and theres some kind of sacred pool in it. I mean, I dont really get it but shes, shes pretty upset about it.JOEY: See, this is why I dont date women who read. Uh-oh.ROSS: What, whats that?JOEY: Its my VISA bill. Envelope one of two. That cant be good.ROSS: Open i
20、t, open in.JOEY: Oh my God.ROSS: Woah.JOEY: Look at this, how did I spend so much money?ROSS: Uh Joey, thats just the minumum amount due, thats your total due.JOEY: Ahh.ROSS: What, woah, woah, $3500 at porcelain safari?JOEY: My animals. Hey the guy said they suited me, he spoke with an accent, I was
21、 all confused. I dont know what Im gonna do.ROSS: Well I guess you can start by drivin a cab on Another World.JOEY: What?ROSS: That audition.JOEY: Thats a two line part.ROSS: Joey, you owe $1100 at I Love Lucite.JOEY: So what.ROSS: So suck it up man, its a job, its money.JOEY: Hey, look, I dont need
22、 you getting all judgemental and condescending and pedantic.ROSS: Toilet paper?JOEY: Yeah.ROSS: Look, Im not being any of those things, ok, Im just being realistic.JOEY: Well knock it off, youre supposed to be my friend.ROSS: I am your friend.JOEY: Well then tell me things like, Joey youll be fine,
23、and, Hang in there, and, and, Somethin bigs fonna come along, I know it.ROSS: But I dont know it. What I do know is that you owe $2300 at Isnt it Chromantic.JOEY: Hey Ross, Im aware of what I owe.ROSS: Ok, well then get some sense. I mean it took you what, 10 years to get that job, who knows how lon
24、g its gonna be till you get another.JOEY: Look, I dont wanna hear this right now.ROSS: Huh, Im just saying.JOEY: Well dont just say.ROSS: Ya know, maybe, maybe I should just go.JOEY: Ok.ROSS: Ok. Ill see ya later. Just think about it, ok.JOEY: I dont need to think about it. I was Dr. Drake Remoray.
25、That was huge. Big things are gonna happen, youll see. Ross, you still there?Scene: Chandlers apartment. Chandler peeks in the door. He doesnt see Eddie so he enters, breathing a sigh of relief. Eddie pops up from behind the bar.EDDIE: Hey pal.CHANDLER: Ahhhh-gaaaahhh. Eddie whatre you still doin he
26、re?EDDIE: Ah, just some basic dehydrating of a few fruits and vegetables. MAN ALIVE this things fantastic!CHANDLER: Look Eddie, arent you forgetting anything?EDDIE: Oh yeah, thats right, look I got us a new goldfish. Hes a lot fiestier that the last one.CHANDLER: Maybe cause the last one was made by
27、 Pepperidge Farm. Look Eddie, isnt there something else youre supposed to be doing right now?EDDIE: Well, not unless its got something to do with dehydrating my man because right now Im a dehydrating maniac!CHANDLER: Look you have to help me out here. I thought we had a deal. I thought by the time.E
28、DDIE: Ah-ah-ah, you know what that is?CHANDLER: Your last roommates kidney?EDDIE: Thats a tomato. This one definitely goes in the display.Scene: Central Perk. Joey goes up to the bar to order.JOEY: Hey Gunther, let me get a lemonade to go.GUNTHER: Lemonade? You ok man?JOEY: Ah, its career stuff. I d
29、ont know if you heard but they killed off my character on the show.GUNTHER: Oh, thats too bad. Howd they do it?JOEY: I fell down an elevator shaft.GUNTHER: That sucks. I was buried in an avalanche.JOEY: What?GUNTHER: I used to be Bryce on All My Children.Scene: Monica and Rachels apartment. Chandler
30、 is sleeping on the couch. Monica walks by and starts watching him.Chandler wakes upCHANDLER: Daaahhhh!MONICA: Aaahhhhhhh! Aaahhhh!CHANDLER: Why must everybody watch me sleep? Therell be no more watching me sleep, no more watching.MONICA: I wa-CHANDLER: Uuuh.Scene: Chandlers apartment. Chandler is r
31、eturning from Monica and Rachels with his bedding. Eddie is standing at the bar with his dehydrator and loads of fruit.EDDIE: Hey man, check it out, I got some great stuff to dehydrate here. I got some grapes, got some apricots, I thought it would be really cool to see what happens with these water
32、balloons.CHANDLER: Get out. Get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out.EDDIE: What?CHANDLER: You, move out. Take your fruit, your stupid small fruit and GET OUT!EDDIE: You, you want, you want me to move out?CHANDLER: Uh-huh.EDDIE: I uh, I gotta tell you man, I mean, thats uh, its kinda out
33、 of the blue, I mean dont you think?CHANDLER: This is not out of the blue, this is smack dab in the middle of the blue.EDDIE: Ohhhh. Relax, take it easy buddy. Tell me twice, you want me to go? Alright, alright, guess Ill be back for my stuff. walks out the door and after a pause comes back in But i
34、f you think for one second Im leaving you alone with my fish, youre insane Jack!CHANDLER: You want some help.EDDIE: No help required Chico. reaches into the tank and grabs the fish and puts it in his pocketScene: Joey is at the cab driver interview.JOEY: All the way to the airport huh? You know that
35、s over 30 miles, thats gonna cost you about so bucks.CASTING GUY: Excuse me, thats 50 bucks.JOEY: What?CASTING GUY: Five oh dollars.JOEY: Ohh, you know what it is? Its smudgy cause theyre fax pages. Now when I was on Days of Our Lives as Dr. Drake Remoray, theyd send over the whole script on real pa
36、per and everything. CASTING GUY: Thats great.JOEY: And, and just so you know, if you wanted to expand this scene like, like have the cab crash or somethin, I could attend to the victims cause I have a background in medical acting.CASTING GUY: Ok, listen, thanks for coming in.JOEY: No no, uh, dont th
37、ank me for comin in. Uh, at least let me finish. Uh, we could take the expressway but uh, this time of day youre better off taking the budge. You were goin for the word bridge there werent ya. Ill have a good day. gets up and leavesScene: Monica and Rachels apartment. Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe are
38、sitting around the coffee table.PHOEBE: Ok, question number 28, have you ever allowed a lighning bearer to take your wind? I would have to say no.MONICA: And I would have to say pah-huh.PHOEBE: What?MONICA: Do you not remember the puppet guy?RACHEL: Yeah you like totally let him wash his feet in the
39、 pool of your inner power.MONICA: And his puppet too.PHOEBE: Yeah ok, well at least I didnt let some guy into the forest of my righteous truth on the first date.MONICA: Who?PHOEBE: Paul.MONICA: Oh.RACHEL: Ok, ok, ok, moving on, moving on, next question. Ok number 29, have you ever betrayed another g
40、oddess for a lightning bearer? Ok, number 30.MONICA: Woah, woah, woah, lets go back to 29.RACHEL: Not uh, not to my recollection.MONICA: Huuh, alright, Danny Arshak, ninth grade. Oh, cmon Rach, you know the bottle was totally pointing at me.RACHEL: Only cause you took up half the circle.PHOEBE: List
41、en to you two. Its so sad. Looks like Im gonna be going to the goddess meetings alone.RACHEL: Well not when they find out you slept with Jason Hurley an hour after he broke up with Monica.MONICA: One hour? You are such a leaf blower.Monica goes into her room and slams the door. Rachel does the same.
42、 Phoebe, without a door to slam, opens a small chest and slams the lid.Scene: Joeys apartment. Joey is watching movers take all his stuff away.JOEY: Oh hey uh, be careful with that 3-D last supper, Judas is a little loose.ROSS: enters Oh my God, whats goin on?JOEY: Theyre takin all my stuff back. I
43、guess you were right.ROSS: No look I wasnt right, thats what I came here to tell you. I was totally hung up on, on my own stuff. Listen, Im someone who needs the whole security thing, ya know. To know exactly where my next paycheck is coming from buy you, you dont need that and thats amazing to me.
44、I could never do what you do Joey.JOEY: Thanks Ross.ROSS: Yeah. And you should hold out for something bigger. I cant tell you how much respect I have for you not going to that stupid cab driver audition.JOEY: I went.ROSS: Great, how did it go?JOEY: I didnt get it.ROSS: Good for you.JOEY: What?ROSS:
45、Youre livin the dream.JOEY: Huh?ROSS: All right then.JOEY: movers removing a glass parrot Oh, not my parrot.ROSS: What?JOEY: I cant watch this.ROSS: approaching the mover holding the parrot Hey hold on, hold on. How much for the uh, how much to save the bird?MOVER: 1200.ROSS: Dollars? You spent $120
46、0 dollars on a plastic bird?JOEY: Uhhh, I was an impulse buyer, near the register.ROSS: Go ahead, go ahead with the bird. Ok, do you have anything for around 200?MOVER: Uh, the dog. points to a big poecelain greyhoundROSS: Huh.MOVER: Yeah.ROSS: Ill take it. My gift to you man.JOEY: Thanks Ross. I re
47、ally like that bird though.Ill take the dog though.Scene: Central Perk. Monica and Phoebe are sitting ignoring each other. Rachel walks up with two pieces of cake.RACHEL: Here are your cakes.MONICA: We didnt order cake.RACHEL: No, I know, theyre from me. Look you guys this is not good. I mean we hav
48、e enough trouble with guys stealing our wind without taking it from each other.MONICA: Youre right.RACHEL: You know.PHOEBE: I love you goddesses. I dont ever want to suck your wind again.RACHEL: Thank you. So are we good?MONICA: Were good.RACHEL: Were good?PHOEBE: Yeah.RACHEL: Ok, let me take these
49、cakes back cause theyre gonna take that out of my paycheck.CHANDLER: enters Ding dong, the psychos gone.MONICA: Are you sure this time?CHANDLER: Yes, yes I actually saw him leave. I mean that guy is standing in the window holding a human head. He is STANDING IN THE WINDOW HOLDING A HUMAN HEAD!EDDIE:
50、 enters Check it out man, I tore it off some mannaquin in the alley behind Macys.MONICA: There is no alley behind Macys.EDDIE: So I got it in the junior miss department, big diff. Anyway check it out man, its gonna make a hell of a conversation piece at out next cocktail party, huh pal?CHANDLER: Our
51、 next cocktail party?EDDIE: Yeah, you know, put chips in it, well make like a chip chick.CHANDLER: Eddie, do you remember yesterday?EDDIE: Uh yes, I think I vaguely recall it.CHANDLER: Do you remember talking to me yesterday?EDDIE: Uh, yes.CHANDLER: So what happened?EDDIE: We took a road trip to Las
52、 Vegas man.CHANDLER: Oh sweet Moses.MONICA: So on this road trip, did you guys win any money?EDDIE: Naah, I crapped out, but Mr. 21 over here he cleans up, 300 bucks, check it out he buys me these new shoes, sweet huh?MONICA: Nice.EDDIE: Yeah. Well see ya upstairs. See ya pals.PHOEBE: Is anyone else
53、 starting to really like him?Scene: Hallway outside Chandler and Joeys apartment. Eddie walks up.Eddie tries his key and it wont work. He knocks and Chandler answers the door. Hes got the door chained.CHANDLER: May I help you?EDDIE: Why doesnt my key work and whats all my stuff doin downstairs?CHAND
54、LER: Well, Im, Im sorry.Eddie forces his head in the door Ahhh. Have we met?EDDIE: Its Eddie you freak, your roommate.CHANDLER: I, Im sorry, I uh unchains the door and opens it all the way I already have a roommate. Joey turns around in the leather reclinerJOEY: Hello.CHANDLER: Yeah, hes lived here
55、for years, I dont, I dont know what youre talking about man.EDDIE: No he, he moved out and I moved in.CHANDLER: Well I, I think wed remember something like that.JOEY: I know I would.EDDIE: Well thats uh, thats a good point. Um ok, well, uh, I guess I got the wrong apartment then. I, Im, look, Im, ya
56、 know, Im sorry, Im terriably sorry.JOEY: Hey no problem.CHANDLER: See ya. shuts the door Goodbuy you fruit drying psychopath. So you want me to help you unpack your stuff?JOEY: Na, na Im ok. Oh and uh, just so you know, Im not movin back in cause I have to. Well, I mean, I do have to. Its just that
57、 that place wasnt really, I mean, this is.CHANDLER: Welcome home man. they hug and jump aroundJOEY: A little foos?CHANDLER: Absolutely.JOEY: What happened to the foosball?CHANDLER: Ah thats a cantelope.CLOSING CREDITS Scene: Chandler and Joeys apartment. They are hauling out the porcelain dog from J
58、oeys room. Chandler is holding the dog by the rear in a rather interesting position.CHANDLER: Hey look, are we gonna have to bring this out every time Ross comes over?JOEY: He paid a lot of money for it.CHANDLER: Im gonna hold him a different way. Look I dont understand, if you hated it so much, why
59、 did you buy it in the first place?JOEY: Well, I had a whole ceramic zoo thing goin over there but now, without the other ones, it just looks tacky.CHANDLER: So is he housetrained or is he gonna leave little bathroom tiles all over the place? Stay. Good, STAY! Good fake dog.END219 艾迪赖着不走艾迪你在这里干什么?没什
60、么，只是看你睡觉为什么?那会让我觉得平静请继绩我睡不着了要不要我唱摇篮曲?够了 我要你现在就给我搬出去你在说什么，老兄?人魔当室友都好过你我认为你这话不公平你看到我一次就怕了那没看到我的那些夜晚呢那你昨天晚上起来喝水我好心躲在门后没让你看到呢?我根本就不知道你马上给我出去真的要我出去?对，请你快出去那我要听到你说你要我出去我要你出去不我要听到你的嘴说那刚才是我的哪里跟你说的?对，好吧你知道吗?朋友，我走了知道吗?我会在你明天下班前搬出这里谢谢我听到了你看你终于用时光机回到过去了喜不喜欢?我在第八街跟一个家伙买的我看到的时候心里在想”知道我缺什么吗?”镜子?很好，笑啊，我觉得很快活对一个刚失业的
61、人来说你心情很好呀不要紧的又不是说我要从零开始我可是”我们的日子”里面的雷崔克大夫那一定可以算是一项储备吧储备?快活?钱德送我一卷”每日一句”卫生纸我要去点咖啡了书看了没有啊?天啊，简直不可思议是不是完全说出你的心声?什么书啊?瑞秋，这本书你一定要读书名是掌握自己的“风”是写女人需要拥有更多权力对，但是有有风风能够让我们变成女神知道谁取走我们的风吗?男人，他们就那样拿走了男人就这样拿走我们的风?对呀，一天到晚因为他们是闪电使者听起来蛮酷的，有点像是哈勃那完全不像哈勃那就像在读我有过的每一段关系除了理查之外理查绝不会偷走你的风不会，因为他很可口对，但是其他的都会还有，他们总是吸走我们储存的内在力
62、量但我们连尝一口都不准谁要吃根长条糕?这就是典型的闪电使者行为就像是”哈罗，谁要来一根我的老二形蛋糕?”你别担心了，人有祸福的所以我这次被炒鱿鱼你不会生气吗?乔伊，看着我看着我我的牙齿上有口红吗?没有，我们说回我，好不好?听着，亲爱的这一行到处有人被炒鱿鱼我已经帮你找到了”另一个世界”的试镜机会了好棒计程车司机乙?不客气可是我演过霍崔克大夫我怎么能从神经外科医生演到一个计程车司机?世事无常，随遇而安吧可是他只有两句话就像在开倒车我不要演这个乔伊，这句话我也劝过明艾尔跟他的金字塔狗群有什么就做什么不要随地乱搞抱歉改天见天啊天啊，我是说，这好不是吗?这就像是读我自己的生活我是说这书可以改做”掌握自
63、己的风，瑞秋”我不认为那会卖一百万本但要当礼物送给你，到满合适的甜心，我们得走了不，为什么我们做什么事都得照你的时间表来呢?事实上，我们照的是电影院的时间表这样我们才不会错过开头啊不，你瞧，这不是关于电影院这是关于你偷了我的风加油，妹子我说得不好，是不是?对不起，你的风?对，我的风你不让我吹，我怎么能成长?你知道我倒不会反对呀我只是很需要自己一个人静一静很抱歉你说得对，我不需要跟他道歉抱歉，该死怎么了？不知道是关于什么风呀树呀里头还有什么神圣的池塘我不是很懂但她很生气所以我不跟看书的女人约会那是什么?我的信用卡帐单两封里的第一封不可能是好事，打开来看看天啊你看看我怎么会花这么多钱?乔伊，那只是
64、最低应缴金额总金额在这里你买了一套瓷器花了3500块钱?我那些动物瓷器那店员说很适合我他讲话有口音，我被搞迷糊了我不知道该怎么办我想你可以从”另一个世界”开计程车开始什么？不是有试镜机会？那只有两句台词乔伊，你欠”我爱树脂”1100块钱怎么样?所以就认命吧，老兄那是工作，钱听着，我不需要你那一套说教“每日一句”卫生纸?听着，我没有那样我只是很实际而已别说了，你是我的朋友才对我是你的朋友那你就该劝我说 ”乔伊，没问题的”撑下去你会得到大角色的，我知道”但是我不知道我只知道你欠”缤纷世界”这家店2300大洋罗斯，我知道我欠多少那就讲一点道理啊你奋斗了十年才得到那份工作谁知道下一个机会还要等多久我不
65、想听这个我只是说那就别”只是说”，好吗?或许我该走了好，我们待会儿见你考虑看看我不需要考虑我演过雷崔克大夫那是大角色大机会还会出现的，你等着瞧罗斯?你走了吗?艾迪，你还在这里干什么?只是随便给一些蔬菜水果做脱水处理（以便保存）老天爷，这玩意儿太棒了听我说，艾迪你有没有忘记什么事?看，我买了一条新的金鱼它比上一条活泼多了对，大概是因为上一条是饼干公司做的吧艾迪，你现在是不是有件事必须要马上去做的?脱水吗？因为现在我是脱水疯子你必须要帮我忙我以为我们讲好了你知道那是什么吗?你上个室友的肾?那是一颗蕃茄这个一定要拿来当摆饰阿甘，一杯柠檬汁带走柠檬汁?你没事吧?只是事业不太顺利不知道你听到没有他们杀了
66、我扮演的人物真不幸，怎么杀的?我掉下了电梯真逊我是雪崩的时候被活埋的什么?我以前演过”孩子们”的布莱干嘛大家都要看我睡觉?不准再看我睡觉了我不准别再看了我有些好东西脱水哦有葡萄，还有杏桃还有我想看这些水球脱水后会是什么德性，一定很酷出去出去带着水果，带着你愚蠢的水果给我搬出去你要我搬出去?我得告诉你，老兄这有点突然，你不认为吗?这不是突如其来突如其来到极点了轻松一点，放轻松，兄弟你不用告诉我两次会有人来拿我的东西不过你以为我会让我的鱼跟你独处，那你就疯了要我帮忙吗?不用一直开到机场?那超过了三十哩我估计大概要”王元”哦对不起，你说错了，是五十元五十元你知道为什么吗?字糊了因为是传真的当我在演”
67、我们的日子”演霍崔克大夫的时候他们会送来用纸打印的整个剧本来那太棒了如果你想加长这场戏像是出了车祸之类的我可以照顾伤患因为我有医疗演出的背景听我说，谢谢你来不别谢谢我来至少让我演完我们可以走高速公路但这种时候，我们还是走“轿”比较好一点你们的意思是”桥”对不对?祝我今天愉快第28个问题”你有没有让闪电使者取走过你的风?”我必须说，没有而我必须说什么?你不记得那个演木偶戏的吗?对，你完全让他在你内在力量的池子里大洗其脚呀还有他的木偶对，但至少不在我第一次约会就让人家进入我的正义真理的森林里啊谁呀？保罗继续，继续下一个好，第29题”你曾经为一个闪电使者背叛过另一位女神吗?”第30题回到第29题不记
68、得有好吧，艾丹尼，九年级少来，瑞秋你知道那瓶子完全指向我的那是因为你的体积太庞大了听你们两个说的真是悲哀这下子看来我真该一个人去参加女神会议了如果别人发现何杰森跟摩妮卡才分手了一个小时你就跟他上床了呢?一小时？你可真会挑拨离间小心那个立体的最后晚餐犹太有点松了这怎么回事?他们来拿东西回去我想你说得对不，听着，我说得不对我就是来告诉你这个的因为那天我的心完全在我自己的事情上头你听我说嘛，需要那个什么狗屁安全感的人是我我需要完全掌握下次薪水从哪儿来，你又不用担心这个我觉得你真了得我永远都无法像你，乔伊谢了，罗斯对，你应该等待更好的机会你不知道我多么敬重你不去那个计程车司机的试镜我去了太棒了，结果呢
69、?我没得到角色你在实现梦想好吧别带走鹦鹉我看不下去了等等这要多少救那只鸟要多少钱?1200美金？你花1200美金买只塑胶鸟那是一时冲动它在收银机附近去吧，把鸟带走吧你有没有大约两百左右的?那只狗我买了送给你，老兄谢了，罗斯我真的很喜欢那只鸟不过这只狗你们的蛋糕我们没点蛋糕我知道，是我请的听着，两位，这样不好我是说被男人偷走我们的风就够惨了何苦再自相残杀呢?你说得对我爱你们，女神们我再也不会吸走你们的风了谢谢，我们和好了?和好了和好了?好，那我把蛋糕送回去因为他们会从我薪水里扣那个疯子走了这次你确定?对我亲眼看到他离开的那家伙拿着一个人头在窗口他拿着一个人头你瞧，老兄我在梅西百货后面巷子的模特儿
70、身上摘下来的梅西后面没有巷子所以我是在少女部摘的有什么差别呢?你瞧瞧，老兄，这样我们下次鸡尾酒会就有得聊了”下次的鸡尾酒会”?对呀，可以拿来放洋芋片弄成一个洋芋片小妞儿你记得昨天发生的事吗?我想我模模糊糊的记得那么你还记得昨天你跟我说的话吗?发生了什么事?我们跑去拉斯维加斯，老兄天啊那么这次的旅行你们有没有赢钱呢?没有，我输光了但这位21点先生赢了300块，他买这双新鞋给我很棒吧?楼上见了，再见还有别人开始很喜欢他吗?需要我效劳吗?我的钥匙为什么不能用了?我的东西为什么都在楼下?抱歉我们有见过吗?我是艾迪，呆子，你的室友对不起我已经有室友了他住很多年了我不知道你在说什么，老兄他搬出去以后我才搬进来的如果是那样的话我们应该记得才对我知道我会说得有道理好那我想我记错房子了两位，对不起，对不起没关系再见了再会了，干燥水果的疯子乔伊，要我帮你打开行李吗?不用了我只是想让你知道我是不得已才搬回来的是不得已没错但是在那个地方并不是真的我是说，这里欢迎回家，老兄小试一下身手?没问题这颗球怎么了?那是颗哈蜜瓜乔伊，每次罗斯来我们都要把这玩意拖出来吗?他付了很多钱买这个我要用不同的方式来抱它你真的那么讨厌这个那当初为何要买它呢?我那边有一整个陶磁动物园嘛现在少了其他动物看起来就很俗了它会控制大小便吗?还是会到处留下小磁器便便?别动别动好（假）狗10 版权所有高考资源网
