1、高考资源网（） 您身边的高考专家619 The One With Joeys FridgeScene: Joey and now Rachels apartment, Joey has the fridge pulled out away from the wall and is in the process of pulling off the cooling grate behind it.Joey: Well that thing is clearing in the way! All right. Ah-ha! (He grabs a screwdriver and starts to
2、 attack the compressor, only he causes a small short circuit and shocks himself.) Ah-ah! Damn fridge! (Rachel enters from her new room.)Rachel: Hi Joey, how ya doin?Joey: Great! Roomie!Rachel: Huh, yeah I guess we are roommates now.Joey: Yeah! Well, now that you brought it up, our fridge is broken.
3、We have to get a new one. Now, I checked around and your half is $400. Thanks a lot.Rachel: Im not paying for half of that! Im only staying here until my apartment gets fixed.Joey: Look Rach, my parents bought this fridge just after I was born, okay? Now, I have never had a problem with it. Then you
4、 show up and it breaks! What does that tell ya?Rachel: That refrigerators dont live as long as people.Joey: All right, now you know that the ATM will only lets you take out 300 at a time, Ill take a check for the other hundred.Rachel: Youre jokin right?Joey: Of course Im jokin! I dont take checks.Ra
5、chel: Thank God youre pretty. (Exits.)Opening CreditsScene: Central Perk, Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there as Rachel enters.Rachel: Hey!All: Hi! Hey!Rachel: Do you guys know any cute guys?Chandler: Well, of course I do! My good friend Joey over here. (Pats Joeys arm, Joey pats Chandlers
6、shoulder, and Chandler motions for Joey to say the same about him.)Joey: Oh, Im sorry. Thank you Chandler.Rachel: Anyway, theres this big charity ball this weekend and Ralph Lauren bought a table, so I kinda have to goMonica: Whats the charity?Rachel: I dont know, something either trees or diseaseRa
7、lph mumbles a lot.Monica: Does Ralph mumble when youre not paying attention?Rachel: Yeah! Its weird. But the thing is need to find a date.Phoebe: Well, what kind of guy are you looking for?Rachel: Well, someone that has his own tux, or has the ability to rent a tux.Chandler: So he has to be a male w
8、ho has at least $50.Joey: Ooh! So close.(Ross and Elizabeth enter.)Ross: Hey everybody!All: Hi!Ross: Hey uh, this is Elizabeth.Elizabeth: Oh hi!All: Hi!Elizabeth: Im the student.Chandler: (laughs) Isnt she cute? (On Monicas death stare) No!Phoebe: Yknow, this is probably none of my business, but wer
9、ent you guys supposed to not be seen in public together?Elizabeth: Oh, were not together.Ross: Oh no-no-no, were just two people who happen to run into each other here at the coffee house. (He winks at her.)Phoebe: Oh, sly.Elizabeth: Well, I really wanted to meet you guys, but I have to run. Ill see
10、 you later?All: Okay!Elizabeth: Bye Ross.Ross: Bye.(They kiss.)Elizabeth: Oops! I did not mean to run into you like that sir.Ross: Oh that is quite all right maam. (Elizabeth exits.)Chandler: So, why is she leaving? Is it a school night and she has a lot of homework to do?Ross: Yes, her molecular ep
11、idemiology paper is due tomorrow.Chandler: Oh, tell her good luck with that.Ross: Anyone else? Huh? Bring em on!Rachel: Oo! Whens her birthday?!Ross: I dont know Rachel, why?Rachel: Well, yknow its just been so long since Ive been to Chuckie Cheese.Monica: Oh, I like Elizabeth.Ross: Well thanks!Moni
12、ca: Yeah. In fact, I like her so much you tell her I want my cookies early this year! Yknow, a box of Thin Mints and some Tag-a-Longs.Joey: Hey-hey come on you guys, give him a break. Ross, seriously, hows it going with her?Ross: Well, actually its been great. Shes 20 so shes not looking for anythin
13、g too serious, which is perfect for me right now.Monica: Well that is great. And seriously, she seems very nice.Ross: Thanks. I know you guys like to give me a hard time and all, but it really means a lot to me that you like her. Just knowing that you guys arePhoebe: (interrupting) Okay, I got a goo
14、d one. Okay, umm, what is she? Like 12?Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebes, Chandler is sitting at the table and Monica is doing something in the kitchen.Monica: Chandler, do you think we talk about our relationship enough?Chandler: Yeah. Do we have any Fruit Roll-Ups?Phoebe: (entering) Hey!Monica:
15、 Hey!Phoebe: Okay, I just thought of the perfect guy for Rachel to take to her thing.Chandler: Oh thats so funny because we found someone too.Phoebe: Oh thats good, I guess shell have a choice between my guy and your weirdo.Chandler: Why would our guy be a weirdo?Phoebe: Cause thats just your taste.
16、Monica: (laughs sarcastically) Rachel is not going to pick your stupid guy.Phoebe: Oh yeah?Monica: Yeah!Phoebe: My guy is a lawyer who has volunteer work. And, he has one of these (She squeezes the skin on her chin together to form)Chandler: A face ass?Phoebe: A chin dimple!Monica: Well, uh yknow, o
17、ur guy works with Chandler and hes really nice and smart and hes a great dresser!Phoebe: Have you seen your guys body?Chandler: No, our guy is just a floating head.Phoebe: Well my guy is spectacular. Okay? Hes a massage client and one time umm, when he was on the table, I looked at it. And I mean al
18、l of it.Monica: Youre not supposed to look!Phoebe: Oh yeah, like there are police for that!Chandler: (horrified) Wait! You look? You-you massaged me.Phoebe: I know. (Laughs.)Monica: All right fine, your guy may have a great body, but our guy is really funny.Phoebe: Oh, Chandler funny?Monica: Our guy
19、s a great dancer!Phoebe: My guy is well read.Chandler: Our guy has great hair.Phoebe: My guy has great teeth!Chandler: Our guy smells incredible.Monica: (To Chandler) Do you want our guy to be your guy?Scene: Joey and Rachels apartment, Chandler is entering to find Joey bingeing on the food from the
20、 fridge. Joey isnt doing all that well.Chandler: Hey.Joey: Huh.Chandler: Well, youdont look good Joe.Joey: The fridge broke. I have to eat everything. Cold cuts, ice cream, limesHey, what was in that brown jar?Chandler: Thats still in there?!Joey: Not anymore. So anyway, how do you want to pay me?Ch
21、andler: Is this a service youre providing me?Joey: No! No! No! For my new fridgeour new fridge!Chandler: Our new fridge? I dont live here anymore.Joey: So what? Look, suppose we were a divorced couple.Chandler: Uh-huh.Joey: And I got custody of the kid, right? Now suppose the kid dies and-and I gott
22、a buy a new kid.Chandler: (not quite sure where Joeys going and is a little worried) OkayJoey: (pause) Give me $400!Scene: Rosss office, hes unlocking his office door as Elizabeth walks up.Elizabeth: Professor Geller?Ross: Hmm? (Turns around and sees that its Elizabeth) Oh, a student I dont know.Eli
23、zabeth: I was wondering if I could talk to you for a moment?Ross: Yes, yes of course, what-what would this be regarding?Elizabeth: Making out in your office.Ross: Shh! (Laughs then composes himself) Of course, why dont we go inside?(They go inside and Ross closes the door. When he turns around Eliza
24、beth walks up to him, pushes him back against the door, and starts kissing him.)Ross: Oh-ooh!Elizabeth: What?Ross: Doorknob! Doorknob!Elizabeth: Oh! Sorry! Umm, I actually do need to talk to you.Ross: Oh, okay. What-what about?Elizabeth: Spring vacation.Ross: Spring vacation.Elizabeth: Yeah, we have
25、 time off and a lot of people are going on trips(Another professor barges in.)Professor Feesen: Professor Geller!Ross: (quickly jumping away from Elizabeth) Yes, professor Feesen-sen-stenlger Ill be with you in one moment. (To Elizabeth) So, I will take one box of the Thin Mints. (And he ushers Eliz
26、abeth out of the office.)Scene: Joey and Rachels apartment, Ross, Chandler, and Joey are entering.Ross: You dont understand! Elizabeth was about to ask me to go on a trip with her! Is that taking it slow?! No, Im not ready for this! Okay? What-what do I tell her?Chandler: Just tell her the truth! Te
27、ll her youre not ready.Ross: I can do that. Oh-oh, what if she gets upset?Chandler: Then you distract her with a Barbie doll.Joey: Or! You can just, yknow (He walks up close to whisper in Rosss ear and when he gets there he pushes Ross into the fridge.)Ross: What the hell are you doing?Joey: What? W
28、hat the hell am I doing? You just broke my fridge!Ross: What?! What? How do you, how do you even know its broken?!Joey: Oh-ho-ho, you think I dont know what breaks my fridge? Excuse me! (He opens the door and feels inside.) Well what do you know! Broken! Thatll be $400!Chandler: Joey, I saw you push
29、 him!Joey: (pause) You pushed him!Ross: Joey, I did not break this! Okay? (He opens the freezer and smells inside and recoils in disgust.) That has been broken for a while.Joey: All right. Chandler, do you remember how I told you about our fridge?Chandler: Uh-huh.Joey: I still havent gotten a check
30、for your half yet.Ross: Do not give him any money!Joey: Im not talking to you! You broke my fridge!Scene: Rosss office, hes opening the door to Elizabeth.Elizabeth: You wanted to see me Professor Geller?Ross: Yes. Yes! Please, come in.(She does so, he closes the door, and she pushes him against the
31、doorknob again.)Ross: Oo-oo!Elizabeth: Doorknob?Ross: Yeah, it kinda grows on you. (They both laugh.) Actually, I wanted to finish talking to you about uh, spring vacation.Elizabeth: Oh good.Ross: Look, I (He has trouble sitting in his chair.) Look, Im having a great time with you and I just dont wa
32、nt us to move to fast or put to much pressure on us. So, Im sorry I just dont think we should go away together yet. Its-its too soon.Elizabeth: Ross, I think you misunderstood what I was saying. I just wanted to tell you that Im going to Florida for a couple weeks.Ross: No. I think you misunderstood
33、 what I was saying. What I meant wasElizabeth: You are so adorable.Ross: That! Lets talk about that.Scene: Central Perk, Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters.Ross: Hey!Chandler: Hey!Phoebe: Hey!Monica: Hey! How did it go with Elizabeth?Ross: Huh? Oh-oh, it was fine. Uh, it was just
34、a misunderstanding. She didnt want me to go with her. She just wanted to let me know that shes going to Florida for spring vacation.Chandler: Wait a minute, is she going for spring vacation or is she going for spring break? (Does a little whooping/party noise.)Ross: Whats-whats the difference?Monica
35、: Well, spring vacation is doing nice things with your grandparents. Spring break youre doing frat guys.Ross: Hey, yknow what? Not all spring breaks are like that.Phoebe: What did you do on yours?Ross: I went to Egypt with my dad.Chandler: I can see it now, Look dad, its the Sphinx! (Does that party
36、 noise again.)Ross: Hey, I think Elizabeth is a little more serious than, Spring break! (Imitates the party noise.) All right? I mean shes taken my class!Monica: And slept with the professor.Ross: Im gonna call her.Chandler: Yeah.(Ross leaves to do so and Rachel enters with a guy.)Rachel: Hey! You g
37、uys umm, I want you to meet Sebastian.Sebastian: Hi.Rachel: We just uh, we just met at the newsstand. We both grabbed for the last Field & Stream. (Chandlers shocked.) What? I read that.Sebastian: Can I get you a cup of coffee?Rachel: Oh yes! Thank you! (He does so and Rachel sits down on the couch.
38、)Phoebe: Rachel, what the hell is this?!Rachel: (shocked) What?Phoebe: You ask us to find you a guy and you come traipsing in here with your own!Rachel: You found me a guy?Monica: Yes! We found you a really cute and funny guy from Chandlers work!Phoebe: Yeah and I-I found you one too who is not a we
39、irdo.Rachel: Well, yknow what though you guys? I really appreciate that but I think Im just gonna take Sebastian to the charity.Chandler: Are you sure?! Because our guy smells incredible!Monica: Uh, would you stop it with that already?!(Sebastian returns with the coffee.)Sebastian: Here you go. (Han
40、ds her, her cup.)Rachel: Oh, thank you.Sebastian: Sure.Phoebe: So, Sebastian, do you do any volunteer work?Sebastian: Uh, no not really. Why?Phoebe: No reason, its just I know a single guy that cares about other people.Chandler: Are you funny?Sebastian: Excuse me?Rachel: What are you guys doing?Moni
41、ca: Are you funny? Tell us a joke!Sebastian: Look, I just wanted to have coffee with Rachel.Phoebe: Well, so do a lot of people.Sebastian: Actually, I uh, I gotta get going. (To Rachel) Give me a call sometime.Rachel: Oh, but yknow, no, you didnt give me your phone number.Sebastian: Okay! See you la
42、ter! (Exits.)Chandler: (To Monica) Turns out he is kinda funny. Commercial BreakScene: Central Perk, continued from earlier.Rachel: I cannot believe you guys! He was really nice and he left because of you!Chandler: Yeah, but Sebastian? What is that? A cats name?Phoebe: Yeah, yknow what I noticed Rac
43、hel? He scares easy. Is that the kind of guy youd like to take to a ball? Hey Sebastian, would you like to dance? (Imitates him.) Uhh, okayI gotta go!Monica: All right guys stop it. Rachel, were very sorry that is a very insensitive thing for us to do. And yknow what? Let us make it up to you, we ha
44、ve two really great guys for you.Phoebe: Yeah! What have you got to lose? Yknow you might even end up with someone really special (whispers) if you pick my guy.Rachel: All right.Chandler: Okay, so you will meet our guys?Rachel: Yes, Ill meet em.Chandler: Okay now it doesnt matter which one you choos
45、e, yknow? Its completely up to you. Our guy is perfect, or you can go out with the guy Phoebe deemed not good enough to go out with herself.Joey: (entering) Pheebs! There you are! Okay, you broke my fridge; you owe me 400 bucks!Phoebe: Okay sure!Joey: Really?!Phoebe: Ooh, technically you owe me $600
46、 for sending out happy thoughts on your last ten auditions.Joey: Call it even?Phoebe: Okay.(Ross returns.)Chandler: (To Ross) Well, there you are! So what did Elizabeth say?Ross: Well, it turns out that she is going to Daytona for spring break woo-hoo. That means, that means wet T-shirt contests, gu
47、ys doing shots off of girls bodies, waking up next to people you dont even knowJoey: Man, she is going to have a great time! Is she staying at the Hotel Corona?Chandler: You know the hotels?Joey: Sure! I was there! Spring Break 81! Woo-hoo!Monica: In 1981 you were 13!Joey: So what? I drove down, sol
48、d T-shirts, had a blast. And yknow who knows how to party? Drunk college chicks.Ross: Okay, she cant go.Phoebe: Ross, you cant tell her not to go. You just started dating.Ross: Then what am I supposed to do?Phoebe: Nothing, you just have to be cool with it.Ross: Well, what is she goes down and-and s
49、leeps with a bunch of guys?Chandler: Well, maybe you dont marry this one.Scene: Elizabeths apartment, she is packing for her trip as Ross watches.Ross: Im so glad youre going on this trip!Elizabeth: Yeah! Ive been working so hard this semester. I really need to go crazy yknow, blow off some steam.Ro
50、ss: Sure. Sure. Look I dont, I dont know if your plans are finalized yet, but umm, hey I-I know another great way to blow off steam.Elizabeth: What?Ross: Are you into crafts at all?Elizabeth: Ross, are you okay?Ross: Well, yeah, of-of course Im okay! What? Im just being supportive. Supportive of you
51、 and this whole trip, and-and (notices something) what-what is uh, whats this? (He holds up a rather skimpy bathing suit.)Elizabeth: Its a bathing suit?Ross: To wear in front of people?Elizabeth: Is that supportive?Ross: Is this?!Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is reading as Monica and Chandler enter.Mo
52、nica: Hey!Chandler: Good-good-good-good.Monica: Hey!Chandler: Hey!Rachel: Hi!Monica: Were really glad you decided to meet our guy.Rachel: OhMonica: Youre gonna like him so much. So umm, when do you want to meet him?Rachel: I dont know. I know I dont work late tomorrow night.Chandler: Tomorrow night
53、is good. Tomorrow night is good, but uh, yknow what? Why put off something till tomorrow that you can do right now? (Laughs) Eldad come here! (He stands up from the next table.)Rachel: What?Monica: Eldad, this is Rachel.Eldad: How are you?Rachel: Well-well a little blind sided but yknow good.Chandle
54、r: Eldad, sit down. (To Rachel) Move over! Move over now!Rachel: IOhh! (Moves over and lets Eldad sit on the couch.)Chandler: There you go! There you are! (Rachel stares at Monica and Chandler)Monica: Okay! Okay! We can take a hint! (They start to leave but run into Phoebe with her guy in tow.) (To
55、Phoebe) What are you doing here?!Phoebe: This is Patrick. (Points to him.)Patrick: Hi.Chandler: Hi. (To Phoebe) Okay, youre too late okay? Because shes already with our guy.Phoebe: (looks) Oh my God, youre right! I am too late; theyre sitting on the couch and talking! (To Patrick) Come on! (They go
56、over to the couch.) Rachel?Rachel: Yeah?Phoebe: This is Patrick.Rachel: Oh, hi.Patrick: Hi.Phoebe: Yeah, this is the guy I was telling you about. Rachel: Yeah?Phoebe: Yeah. And believe me, this suit does not do justice to whats underneath it.Rachel: Oh-okay, but Pheebs?Phoebe: Yeah?Rachel: Im just s
57、ort of in the middle of something.Phoebe: Oh! Okay! Yeah, thats okay. (To Patrick) Have a seat. (Sits Patrick down next to Rachel.)Monica: No! You cant do that!Eldad: Maybe I should go!Monica: (stopping him) Sit down! Were winning!Rachel: Okay, yknow what? Maybe I should go!All: (Chandler stops her)
58、 No-no-no-no! Have a seat! Have a seat!Monica: Rachel! Rachel! You havent touched Eldads hair!Chandler: It is the softest hair! Touch it! (Both he and Monica do so.)Rachel: Yeah, Im good.Phoebe: Rachel? Patrick is really rich. (To Patrick) Give her some money.Patrick: Yknow what Phoebe? This isnt re
59、ally worth the free massage.Monica: Thats right Patrick, bye-bye!Chandler: (To Rachel) Eldad is much more cooperative! And he can dance! (To Eldad) You dance for Rachel!(He starts to get up, but Rachel stops him.)Rachel: No-no! Dont dance for me! Please? Dont! (She gets up to yell at her friends.) W
60、hat is the matter with you guys?Phoebe: Yeah, okay, lets talk it out.Rachel: I Am I the only one that this is embarrassing for?Eldad: Im a little embarrassed. (Chandler shushes him.)Rachel: Ill tell ya who should be embarrassed! Its you guys! Come on! This is ridiculous! Thank you very much, but I d
61、o not need you to get me a date!Phoebe: Then why did she ask us toRachel: I am still talking! And then you chase away the one guy that I actually liked! I mean, no offense to you guys. Really! I mean (To Patrick) congratulations on all the cash, (He nods) and-and yknow(Feels Eldads hair)Wow! You do
62、have very soft hair! But I would much rather go to the ball all by myself than go through anymore of this! Good-bye! (Grabs her stuff, starts to leave, then turns back suddenly, and to Eldad) Now do you use some sort of special conditioner on that hair?!Eldad: Yes, Papaya Extract.Rachel: Thank you!
63、(Storms out.)Scene: The airport, Elizabeths flight is about to leave and Ross is there to send her off.Ross: So uh, have a great time down there.Elizabeth: I will.Ross: Yeah. And did you, did you pack that bathing suit?Elizabeth: Yeah.Ross: It was pretty funny when I, when I hid it for a while, huh?
64、 Anyway, umm, I-I am worried about that bathing suit, not because its revealing which Im fine with, no Im concerned about your health, sun exposure.Elizabeth: Oh, dont worry I have plenty of sun block, its SPF-30.Ross: Well, if whats in the bottle is actually 30. I mean sometimes you get 30, sometim
65、es its-its get 4, and I swear to God more often than not its just milk.Elizabeth: Ross, its going to be okay. Im not going down there to hook up with a bunch of guys. I really like you. I like how things are going between us.Ross: Really?Elizabeth: Yeah! Im just going down there to relax and hang ou
66、t with my friends.Ross: Okay. Cool.Elizabeth: Oh hey! Here they are!(A group of about 10 guys and no women come running around the corner.)Guy: Elizabeth!(The guys pick up Elizabeth and carry her onto the plane as she waves bye.)Ross: Call me!Ending CreditsScene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebes, Rache
67、l, Chandler, and Phoebe are there.Phoebe: Rachel, were sorry for pushing those guys on you.Rachel: Oh thats all right! Yknow, I ended up having a really good time. Yknow, the charity was a big success and they raised a lot of money and awareness.Chandler: So what was it for anyway?Rachel: I wanna sa
68、y a disease.Joey: (entering) Hey!All: Hey!Joey: I just got this really weird message from Ross. He said turn on MTV.Rachel: Huh. All right.(Rachel does so and its one of those dance party shows they have during spring break and we see)Phoebe: Oh my God, look! Thats Elizabeth!(Suddenly Ross jumps in
69、and starts dancing with her.)Rachel: Oh-oh Professor Geller.Joey: Ahh, to be 13 again.Chandler: Yeah.End619 乔伊的冰箱好啦，现在总算干净了搞定。啊啊！该死的电冰箱！嗨乔伊，过的怎么样非常好！室友！呃，现在我们的确算室友了对，所以该你做点事了我们的电冰箱坏了，得买台新的我算了算，你付一半400块谢谢！我才不付呢，等我的公寓修好了我就搬回去了我爸妈在我出生后不久就买了它它从来就没出过问题你一来，它就坏了这说明什么呢？说明电冰箱不能和人一样长寿好吧，我知道取款机一次最多只能取300块，我来付1
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71、见？好！再见罗斯再见噢，很抱歉我不是故意的别放心上她干吗走了？要上晚自习去赶作业？是的她的分子流行病学论文明天交那帮我助她好运还有么？呃？说吧她的生日是几号？我不知道瑞秋，干吗问？因为我已经很多年没去儿童乐园过生日了我喜欢伊丽莎白谢谢我太喜欢她了，所以我准备为她提前做今年的曲奇饼给她一大盒薄荷饼和其他的拜托你们这些家伙，别整他了罗斯，你们相处的如何？很不错，不过她只有20所以她比较喜欢玩闹，这很适合我那太好了，说实话，她看起来不错谢谢。我知道你总喜欢涮我不过你们是否喜欢她对我真的很重要，你们是好，我来问一个她是不是跟12岁一样？钱德，你觉得关于我们的关系的讨论够了吗？是。我们有没有水果卷？嘿嘿
72、我刚刚为瑞秋选了个完美的男孩很有趣我们也找了一个那很好，看来她得在我的人和你们的怪人中挑一个了为什么我们的就是怪人？因为那就是你们的品味嘛瑞秋才不会选你的傻瓜人选呢噢是吗？没错！我选的是个做义工的律师他还有这个脸屁股？下巴窝我们选的是钱德的同事他人好又聪明还会化妆你们看过他的身子吗？没，我们的朋友只是一颗浮头我的朋友是个彪形大汉他是我的一个按摩客户，一次他在按摩台上，我看了他的身体全部身体你怎么能这么做？那怎么，警察难道会抓我？等等，你也给我按摩过我知道好吧，你朋友也许是个猛男但我们的人，他很风趣像钱德这样？我们的是舞林高手我的是学富五车我们的有一头靓发我的有两排洁牙我们的浑身异香我们说的是一
73、个人吗？嘿嘿你看起来很糟，乔伊冰箱坏了，我不得不把东西都吃了冷盘，冰淇淋，橙汁嘿，棕瓶子里装了什么？它还在？现在不在了你准备付我多少钱？你在为我吃这些东西？不不，我说新冰箱，我们的新冰箱我们的新冰箱？我都不在这里住了那怎么,假设我们是离婚的夫妻呃而且我抚养了孩子现在孩子死了而我则要买一个新孩子好给我400美元盖勒教授？呣？噢，同学，我不知道我想问，能不能和你谈一会儿当然，当然可以你想谈些什么？见识一下你的办公室嘻当然，我们进去谈如何？噢哦怎么门把手！门把手！抱歉事实上我有点事好，关于什么？春游春游？对，我们要放假一段时间很多人都出去旅游盖勒教授费森教授请等我一分钟那么，给我拿盒薄荷饼你们不明白
74、伊丽莎白请我和她去春游这样是不是太快了，我还没准备我该怎么给她说？对她说实话，说你还没准备好我不能这样这样会让她难堪的那你就拿个巴比娃娃哄她或者，你可以你知道你这是在干吗？什么？我干吗？你弄坏了我的冰箱！什么？你怎么你怎么知道它坏了？噢，你认为我不知道你弄坏了我的冰箱？你看看坏了赔我400美元乔伊，我看到是你推他的你推他的？乔伊，这不是我弄坏的它早已经坏了钱德,记得我对你说这是我们的冰箱？呃我到现在还没收到你那一半钱别给他钱！没跟你说！弄坏冰箱的家伙！你要见我，盖勒教授？对，是的，进来吧噢哦门把手？你看起来成熟了不少事实上，我想和你谈谈春游的事哦，好听着，我我们相处的时间还不长，所以我我不想太
75、快，那样会给大家压力很抱歉，我不能一起出去旅游这样太快了罗斯，我想你误会了我只是告诉你我准备去佛州两周不我想你误会了我的话我的意思是你真是可爱好吧，我们谈谈可爱嘿！和伊丽莎白的事怎么样？没问题，只是一场误会她不是要我一起去她只是告诉我她准备去佛州春游等等，她是去春游还是去度春假？有什么不同吗？嗯，春游就是和家人出去而度春假就是和男孩子出去未必吧，度春假不都是那样的那你是怎么度过的？我和我爸爸去了埃及我能想象：“爸爸看，狮身人面像！”我像伊丽莎白才不会像你这样“度春假噢噢”她是一个选了我的课的学生而且还和教授上床我给她打电话这就对了伙计们，这是塞巴斯蒂嗨我们刚刚在报摊认识我们同时抓起了一本田野与
76、河流呃，我读过我去给你拿杯咖啡？噢好，谢谢你瑞秋，这算怎么回事？什么？你让我们给你找个男伴却自己从大街上拉了一个回来我们给我找了？对，我们找了钱德的同事，他非常棒我给你找了个至少不是怪人我真的很感激你们，但是我想我还是和塞巴斯蒂一起去舞会好了你确定？我们介绍的可是浑身异香你能不能别说了这是你的噢谢谢塞巴斯蒂，你是义工吗？呃，不是，怎么？不怎么。只是我认识一个关心别人的好单身男人你风趣吗？什么？你们这是在干吗？你风趣吗？给我们讲个笑话！我只是和瑞秋来喝杯咖啡嗯，很多人这样想我想我该走了给我电话吧好，不过你没说过你的号码那好，再见！看来他还是有幽默感的我简直不能相信他这么棒，就这样被你赶跑了塞巴斯
77、蒂，听起来像猫的名字瑞秋，我注意到了，他很胆小你难道么带这样的人去舞会？“嘿塞巴斯蒂，能跳支舞吗？”“呃，好，我”够了你们，瑞秋，很抱歉我知道我们这样做很不对，不过我保证你能认识两个更出众的男孩对！你又有什么损失呢呢最后会和一个白马王子出去如果你挑的是我选的话好吧好,你答应见他们了？是,我答应了无论你选谁都没关系这完全取决于你选我们的完美男人，还是菲比剩下的一般货色菲比！你在这儿！你弄坏了我的冰箱，赔我400美元！好没问题真的？！是，不过你还欠我600美元作为我给你试镜出点子的报酬相互抵消如何？很好怎么样，伊丽莎白怎么说？她说她是去代顿度春假那意味着湿衫比赛男孩的目光会在女孩身上扫射第二天醒来
78、甚至不知道一起睡的是谁看来她要过一段好日子了她是住王冠酒店吗？你知道那酒店？当然，81年的春假我就在那里喔可81年你才13岁那有什么？我开车去，卖卖T恤，体验疯狂你们知道晚会上都是什么人吗？喝醉的女学生美眉她不能去罗斯，你不能这样命令她你们才刚开始约会那我该怎么办什么也不做，表现的冷淡些难道就由她去和一堆男人睡觉？也许你可以不娶她我真为你的旅行高兴我用功了一学期真的该去疯狂疯狂了去体验汗流浃背当然当然我不知道你的计划是否最终决定了不过我建议你去另个地方体验汗流浃背什么？我们玩过家家怎么样？罗斯，你不高兴我去？我当然希望你去，我十分支持你且哇，这、这是什么？一件泳衣穿在别人面前？你这样算支持吗？
79、这东西？！嘿好好好好嘿很高兴你同意见我们的人哦你一定会很喜欢他的那，你准备什么时候见他？我不知道，明天晚上我没事明天晚上很好、很好。不过，我们不如把今晚的事推到明晚去？艾尔达，过来！什么？艾尔达，这就是瑞秋你好。看来我侧视是瞎了，你看起来不错艾尔达，坐下移移，移个位置行了，就坐这儿吧好好，我们不做电灯泡了你到这里来干吗？这是帕特嗨嗨你来晚了，她已经在和我们的人谈了噢老天，我是来晚了他们已经谈到床上了！拜托瑞秋什么？这就是帕特噢嗨嗨他就是我对你说的人嗯？相信我，这套西装里面的身子绝对是一流的嗯好,不过菲比什么？你们这样让我很为难的好好，没问题坐下你不能这么做！也许我得走了坐下！我们赢定了！好吧，
80、那么我走不不不，坐下，坐下瑞秋，你还没有摸过艾尔达的头发非常的柔软，摸摸看！对我很好瑞秋，帕特很有钱给她一些钱！菲比，免费按摩前你可没说这条是的帕特，拜拜！艾尔达绝对是个好舞伴给瑞秋跳一个！不不，别跳，千万别！你们这是怎么拉？我们过来说两句难道这里只有我感到难为情吗？我也有些难为情你们，才是真正该难为情的！拜托，这真是可笑，非常感谢但是我不需要你们来给我安排约会！那你干吗叫我们我还没说完！你们还为此赶走了我真正看上的男孩。我不是骂你们两恭喜你那么有钱哇，你的头发的确不错但是我更愿意跟我自己选择的人去参加舞会！拜拜！告诉我你到底用什么东西洗头？番木瓜汁谢谢那么，祝你玩的开心我会的嗯还有，你还是把
81、那件泳衣包进去了吗？是的我用它跟你玩捉迷藏的游戏很有趣是吧，呃？反正，我还是担心那件泳衣并不是因为那个而是因为我关心你的健康你知道，太阳很辣别担心，我带了很多防晒霜是SPF-30谁知道30里面究竟装的什么？有些时候买30，里面却是4甚至有时候只是牛奶而已罗斯，别担心我不会在那边钓凯子的我珍惜我们俩的关系真的?是的我只是和我的朋友们去放松放松好。哦嘿，他们来了伊丽莎白！给我电话！瑞秋，很抱歉我们自做主张没关系，我在舞会玩的不错最后他们收到了很多捐款给哪捐的？好像是疾病吧？嘿罗斯给我留了条很怪的信息他说打开MTV呃，好吧哦天哪，看，是伊丽莎白！哦，盖勒教授啊哈,又回到了13岁嗯10 版权所有高考资源网