1、高考资源网（） 您身边的高考专家113 The One With the BoobiesScene: Monica and Rachels, Chandler walks in and starts raiding the fridge. Then Rachel comes out of the shower with a towel wrapped round her waist, drying herself with another towel. Chandler and Rachel startle each other and she drops the towel for a se
2、cond and snatches the rug off the couch.Rachel: That is IT! You just barge in here, you dont knockChandler: Im sorry!Rachel: You have no respect for anybodys privacy!Chandler: Rachel, wait, wait.Rachel: No, you wait! This is ridiculous!Chandler: Can I just say one thing?Rachel: What? What?!Chandler:
3、 Thats a relatively open weave and I can still see your. nipular areas.Rachel: Oh!(She storms off)Opening CreditsScene: Central Perk, Phoebe is there with her boyfriend Roger, talking to Rachel and Monica.Phoebe: Oh, honey, honey, tell them the story about your patient who thinks things are, like, o
4、ther things. Yknow? Like, the phone rings and she takes a shower.Roger: Thats pretty much it.Phoebe: Oops!Roger: But you tell it really well, sweetie.Phoebe: Thanks. Okay, now go away so we can talk about you.Roger: Okay. Ill miss you.Phoebe: Isnt he great?Rachel: Hes so cute! And he seems to like y
5、ou so much.Phoebe: I know, I know. So sweet. and so complicated. And for a shrink, hes not too shrinky, yknow?Monica: So, you think youll do it on his couch?Phoebe: Oh, I dont know, I dont know. I think thats a little weird, yknow? Vinyl.Rachel: Okaaay. (To the guys, on the couch) Any of you guys wa
6、nt anything else?Chandler: Oh, yes, could I have one of those. (Points)Rachel: No, Im sorry, were all out of those. Anybody else?Chandler: Okay.Roger: Did I, uh, did I miss something?Chandler: No, shes still upset because I saw her boobies.Ross: You what? Wh what were you doing seeing her boobies?Ch
7、andler: It was an accident. Not like I was across the street with a telescope and a box of donuts.Rachel: Okay, okay, could we change the subject, please?Phoebe: Yeah, cause hello, these are not her boobies, these are her breasts.Rachel: Okay, Pheebs, I was hoping for more of a change.Chandler: Ykno
8、w, I dont know why youre so embarrassed, they were very nice boobies.Rachel: Nice? They were nice. I mean, thats it? I mean, mittens are nice.Chandler: Okaaay, (Gestures) rock, hard place, me.Roger: Youre so funny! Hes really funny! I wouldnt wanna be there when when the laughter stops.Chandler: Who
9、ah whoah, back up there, Sparky. Whatd you mean by that?Roger: Oh, just seems as though that maybe you have intimacy issues. Yknow, that you use your humour as a way of keeping people at a distance.Chandler: Huh.Roger: I mean hey! I just met you, I dont know you from Adam. .Only child, right? Parent
10、s divorced before you hit puberty.Chandler: Uhhuh, how did you know that?Roger: Its textbook.(Joey enters with his dad)Joey: Hey you guys. Hey, you all know my dad, right?All: Hey! Hey, Mr. Trib!Monica: Hey, how long are you in the city?Mr. Tribbiani: Just for a coupla days. I got a job midtown. I f
11、igure Im better off staying with the kid than hauling my ass back and forth on the ferry. (Sees Roger) I dont know this one.Phoebe: Oh, this is my friend Roger.Roger: Hi. Mr. Tribbiani: Hey, hey. Good to meet you, Roger.Roger: You too, sir.Mr. Tribbiani: (To Phoebe) What happened to the, uh, puppet
12、guy?Joey: Dad, dad. (Shakes his head)Mr. Tribbiani: Oh, scuse me. So Ross, uh, hows the wife? (Ross whines and lays his head on Chandlers shoulder) Off there too, uh? Uh, Chandler, quick, say something funny!(Chandler stays stonefaced)Scene: Chandler and Joeys, Mr. Tribbiani is on the phone.Mr. Trib
13、biani: Gotta go. I miss you too, I love you, but its getting real late nowJoey: (Snatches the phone) Hey Ma. Listen, I made the appointment with Dr. Bazida, and. Excuse me? (To his dad) Did you know this isnt Ma?(His dad nods. Cut to later. Joey is chopping mushrooms)Mr. Tribbiani: Her names Ronni.
14、Shes a pet mortician. Joey: Sure. So how long you been. (Goes back to chopping)Mr. Tribbiani: Remember when you were a little kid, I used to take you to the navy yard and show you the big ships?Joey: Since then?!Mr. Tribbiani: No, its only been six years. I just wanted to put a nice memory in your h
15、ead so youd know that I wasnt always such a terrible guy. .Joe. Yever been in love?Joey: .I dknow.Mr. Tribbiani: Then yhavent. Youre burning your tomatoes.Joey: Youre one to talk. (Puts the mushrooms in a saucepan)Mr. Tribbiani: Joe, your dads in love big time. And the worst part of it is, its with
16、two different women.Joey: Oh man. Please tell me one of em is Ma.Mr. Tribbiani: Of course, course one of ems Ma. Whats the matter with you.Scene: Monica and Rachels, Joey is lamenting to everyone about hid dads affair.Joey: Its like if you woke up one day and found out your dad was leading this doub
17、le life. Hes like actually some spy, working for the C.I.A. (Considers) Thatd be cool. This blows!Rachel: I know, I mean, why cant parents just stay parents? (She walks over near Chandler and his gaze stays very obviously on her chest) Why do they have to become people? Why do they have. (Notices Ch
18、andler) Why cant you stop staring at my breasts?Chandler: (Without looking up) What? (Looks up) What?Rachel: Did you not get a good enough look the other day?Ross: Alright, alright. Were all adults here, theres only one way to resolve this. Since you saw her boobies, I think, uh, youre gonna have to
19、 show her your peepee.Chandler: Yknow, I dont see that happening?Rachel: Cmon, hes right. Tit for tat.Chandler: Well Im not showing you my tat.(Door buzzer goes)Monica: Hello?Phoebe: (Intercom) Its Phoebe.Roger: (Intercom) And Rog.Monica: Cmon up.Chandler: (Sarcastic) Oh, good. Rog is here.Joey: Wha
20、ts the matter with Rog?Ross: Yeah.Chandler: Oh, its nothing, its a little thing. I hate that guy.Ross: What, so he was a little analytical. Thats what he does, yknow? Cmon, hes not that bad.(Cut to Chandler, Ross and Roger sitting at the table. Ross is upset)Ross: Ysee, thats where youre wrong. Why
21、would I marry her if I thought on any level thatthat she was a lesbian?Roger: I dunno. Maybe you wanted your marriage to fail.Ross: Why? Why would I why? Why? Why? Why?Roger: I dont know. Maybe maybe low self-esteem, maybe maybe to compensate for overshadowing a sibling, maybe you.Monica: Wait-wait,
22、 go back to that sibling thing.Roger: Well, I dont know. I mean, its conceivable that you wanted to sabotage your marriage so that the sibling would feel less of a failure in the eyes of the parents.Ross: That thats ridiculous! I dont feel guilty for her failures!Monica: Oh! So you think Im a failur
23、e!Phoebe: Isnt he good?Ross: Nonono, thatthats not what I was saying.Monica: Yknow, all these years, I thought you were on my side. But maybe what you were doing was sucking up to Mom and Dad so theyd keep liking you better!Ross: Hey, I married a lesbian to make you look good!(Cut to later. Rachel i
24、s in tears)Rachel: Youre right! I mean youre right! It wasnt just the Weebles, but it was the Weeble Play Palace, and and the Weebles Cruise Ship. Oh, which had this little lifeboat for the Weebles to wobble in. Roger: Thats tough. Tough stuff. Cmon, Pheebs, were gonna catch that movie, we gotta get
25、 going. Phoebe: Oh, okay. Feel better, Rachel, kay?Roger: Geez, were gonna be late, sweetie.Phoebe: Oh, okay. Listen, thanks for everything, Mon.Monica: Youre welcome.Roger: Listen guys, it was great seeing you again. Mon, um, easy on those cookies, okay? Remember, theyre just food, theyre not love.
26、(He shuts the door and Ross and Monica fling cookies at it)Monica: Hate that guy! (Throws another cookie)Scene: The Hallway, Chandler and Joey are just leaving Monica and Rachels.Joey: Night, you guys.(They notice that a woman is sitting by their door)Chandler: Oh look, its the woman we ordered.Joey
27、: Hey. Can, uh, can we help you?Ronni: Oh, no thanks, Im just waiting for, uh, Joey Tribbiani.Joey: Im Joey Tribbiani.Ronni: Oh no, not you, big Joey. Oh my God, youre so much cuter than your pictures! (Joey stares at her) I-Im, Im Ronni.Cheese Nip?Chandler: Uh, Joeys having an embolism, but Id go f
28、or a Nip, yknow?Commercial BreakScene: Chandler and Joeys, Ronni is talking to Chandler. Joeys dad is not around.Ronni: Now, ysee, most people, when their pets pass on, they want em sorta laid out like theyre sleeping. But occasionally you get your person who wants them in a pose. Like, chasing thei
29、r tail, (Demonstrates) or, uh, jumping to catch a frisbee.Chandler: Joey, if I go first, I wanna be looking for my keys.Ronni: Thats a good one!(Joeys dad enters.)Mr. Tribbiani: Hey, Joe.Joey: Dad, Ronnis here.Mr. Tribbiani: Huh?Ronni: Hi.Mr. Tribbiani: Hey! Hello, babe! Wh whatre whatre you doing h
30、ere?Ronni: Oh, uh, well, you left your good hair at my apartment, I figured youd need it tomorrow for your meeting. (Hands him the hair)Mr. Tribbiani: Thank you. Uh.Chandler: So, whos up for a big game of Kerplunk?Ronni: Look, I uh, I shouldnta come. I-Id better get going, I dont wanna miss the last
31、 train.Mr. Tribbiani: I dont want you taking that thing.Ronni: Oh, wherem I gonna stay, here?Joey: Who-ah-ho.Mr. Tribbiani: Well go to a hotel.Ronni: (Shrugs) Well go to a hotel.Joey: No you wont.Ronni: No we wont.Joey: If you go to a hotel youll be.doing stuff. I want you right here where I can kee
32、p an eye on you.Mr. Tribbiani: Youre gonna keep an eye on us?Joey: Thats right, mister, and I dont care how old you are, as long as youre under my roof youre gonna live by my rules. And that means no sleeping with your girlfriend.Ronni: Wow. Hes strict.Joey: Now dad, youll be in my room, Ronni uh, y
33、ou can stay in Chandlers room.Ronni: Thanks. Youre, uh, youre a good kid.Chandler: Cmon, Ill show you to my room. .That sounds so weird when its not followed by No thanks, its late. Joey: Okay. Now this is just for tonight. Starting tomorrow, you gotta make a change. This has gone on long enough.Mr.
34、 Tribbiani: What kinda change?Joey: Well, either you break it off with RonniMr. Tribbiani: I cant do that!Joey: Then you gotta come clean with Ma! This is not right!Mr. Tribbiani: Yeah, but this isJoey: I dont wanna hear it! Now go to my room!Scene: Chandler and Joeys, night. Chandler and Joey are s
35、haring the sofabed in the living room. Joey is restless.Chandler: Hey, Kicky. Whatre you doing?Joey: Just trying to get comfortable. I cant sleep in my underwear. Chandler: Well, youre gonna.Joey: Ive been thinking. Yknow, about how Im always seeing girls on top of girls.Chandler: Are they end to en
36、d, or tall like pancakes?Joey: Yknow what I mean, about how Im always going out with all these women. And I always figured, when the right one comes along, Id be able to be a stand-up guy and go the distance, yknow? Now Im looking at my dad, thinking.Chandler: Hey, youre not him. Youre you. When the
37、y were all over you to go into your fathers pipe-fitting business, did you cave?Joey: No.Chandler: No. You decided to go into the out-of-work actor business. Now that wasnt easy, but you did it! And Id like to believe that when the right woman comes along, you will have the courage and the guts to s
38、ay No thanks, Im married.Joey: You really think so?Chandler: Yeah. I really do.Joey: Thanks, Chandler. (Snuggles up to him)Chandler: Get off!Scene: Monica and Rachels, morning. Someone knocks on the door and Monica gets it.Ronni: Hi.Monica: Hi.May I help you?Ronni: Yeah, uh, Joey said I could use yo
39、ur shower, since, uh, Chandlers in ours?Monica: Okay.who are you?Ronni: Oh, Im Ronni. Ronni Rappelano? The mistress?Monica: Oh, cmon in.Ronni: Thanks.Rachel: Hi, Im Rachel.Ronni: Hi.Rachel: Bathrooms up there.Ronni: Great.Rachel: Hey, listen, Ronni, how long would you say Chandlers been in the showe
40、r?Ronni: Oh, like, uh, five minutes?Rachel: Perfect. Fasten your seatbelts, its peepee time. (She goes into Joey and Chandlers apartment, where Mr. Tribbiani is reading the paper) Hey, Mr. Trib. Mr. Tribbiani: Hey. Morning, dear.(Rachel goes up to the door of their bathroom)Rachel: Chandler Bing? It
41、s time to see your thing.(She opens the door and whips back the curtain. Its Joey. They both scream)Joey: (Runs out in a towel) Whats the matter with you?!Rachel: I thought it was Chandler!Chandler: (Comes out of his room) What? What?Rachel: You were supposed to be in there so I could see your thing
42、!Chandler: Sorry, my my thing was in there with me.Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there as Phoebe enters.All: Hey, Pheebs.Phoebe: Hey. Monica: Hows it going?Phoebe: Good. Oh oh! Rogers having a dinner thing and he wanted me to invite you guys.(Chandler laughs)Phoebe: So whats going on?Monica: Noth
43、ing, um, its just, um. Its Roger. Ross: I dunno, theres just something about.Chandler: Basically we just feel that hes.Rachel: We hate that guy.All: Yeah. Hate him.Ross: Were sorry, Pheebs, were sorry.Phoebe: Uh-huh. Okay. Okay, dont you think, maybe, though, its just that hes so perceptive that it
44、freaks you out?All: .No, we hate him.Rachel: Were sorry.Scene: Chandler and Joeys apartment, Joey is trying to turn the sofabed back into a sofa. Someone knocks on the door and it rears up at him.Joey: Ma! Whatre you doing here?Mrs. Tribbiani: I came to give you this (Gives him a bag of groceries) a
45、nd this. (Whacks him round the ear)Joey: Oww! Big ring!Mrs. Tribbiani: Why did you have to fill your fathers head with all that garbage about making things right? Things were fine the way they were! Theres chicken in there, put it away. For Gods sake, Joey, really. (She gives the sofabed a tiny push
46、 and it folds away)Joey: Hold on, you-you knew?Mrs. Tribbiani: Of course I knew! What did you think? Your father is no James Bond. You shouldve heard some of his cover stories. Im sleeping over at my accountants, I mean, what is that? Please!Joey: So then how could you I mean, how could you?!Mrs. Tr
47、ibbiani: Do you remember how your father used to be? Always yelling, always yelling nothing made him happy, nothing made him happy, not that wood shop, not those stupid little ships in the bottle, nothing. Now hes happy! I mean, its nice, he has a hobby.Joey: Ma, I dont mean to be disrespectful, but
48、. what the hell are you talking about?! I mean, what about you?Mrs. Tribbiani: Me? Im fine. Look, honey, in an ideal world, thered be no her, and your father would look like Sting. And Ill tell you something else. Ever since that poodle-stuffer came along, hes been so ashamed of himself that hes bee
49、n more attentive, hes been more loving. I mean, its like every days our anniversary.Joey: Im.happy.for you?Mrs. Tribbiani: Well dont be, because now everythings screwed up. I just want it the way it was.Joey: Ma, Im sorry. I just did what I thought youd want.Mrs. Tribbiani: I know you did, cookie. O
50、h, I know you did. So tell me. Did you see her?Joey: Yeah. Youre ten times prettier than she is.Mrs. Tribbiani: Thats sweet. Could I take her?Joey: With this ring? (Her engagement ring.) No contest.Scene: Central Perk. Phoebe is there with Roger.Roger: Whats wrong, sweetie?Phoebe: Nothing, nothing.R
51、oger: Aaaah, whats wrong, cmon. (Pats his leg. She lies down and rests her head in his lap)Phoebe: Its, I mean, its nothing, Im fine. Its my friends. They-they have a liking problem with you. In that, um, they dont.Roger: Oh. They dont.Phoebe: But they dont see all the wonderfulness that I see. They
52、 dont see all the good stuff and all the sweet stuff. They just think youre a little.Roger: What?Phoebe: Intense and creepy. Roger: Oh.Phoebe: But I dont. Me, Phoebe.Roger: Well, Im not Im not at all surprised they feel that way.Phoebe: Youre not? See, thats why youre so great! Roger: Actually its,
53、its quite, yknow, typical behaviour when you have this kind of dysfunctional group dynamic. Yknow, this kind of co-dependant, emotionally stunted, sitting in your stupid coffee house with your stupid big cups which, Im sorry, might as well have nipples on them, and youre like all Oh, define me! Defi
54、ne me! Love me, I need love!.Scene: Monica and Rachels, Joey is letting everyone in on the new developments.Monica: So you talked to your dad, huh.Joey: Yeah. Hes gonna keep cheating on my ma like she wanted, shes gonna keep pretending she doesnt know even though she does, and my little sister Tina
55、cant see her husband any more because he got a restraining order.which has nothing to do with anything except that I found out today.Rachel: Wow.Chandler: Things sure have changed here on Waltons mountain.Ross: So Joey, you okay?Joey: Yeah, I guess. Its just parents, after a certain point, you gotta
56、 let go. Even if you know better, youve gotta let them make their own mistakes.Rachel: Just think, in a couple of years we get to turn into them.Chandler: If I turn into my parents, Ill either be an alcoholic blond chasing after twenty-year-old boys, or. Ill end up like my mom.Phoebe: (entering) Hey
57、.All: Hey, Pheebs.Monica: Hows it going?Phoebe: Oh, okay, except I broke up with Roger.All: Awww.Phoebe: Yeah, right.All: Aaawwwwww!Rachel: What happened?Phoebe: I dont know, I mean, hes a good person, and he can be really sweet, and in some ways I think he is so right for me, its just. I hate that
58、guy!Closing CreditsScene: Monica and Rachels. Phoebe is reading the paper and Joey enters.Phoebe: Hey, Joey. Whats going on?Joey: Clear the tracks for the boobie payback express. Next stop: Rachel Green. (He goes into the bathroom. We hear a scream and he comes out, closely followed by Monica in a t
59、owel)Monica: Joey! What the hell were you doing?!Joey: Sorry. Wrong boobies.(He leaves. Cut to Monica entering Chandler and Joeys apartment. She sneaks up to the shower door)Monica: Hello, Joey.(She whips back the curtain to reveal Joeys dad)Mr. Tribbiani: Oh! .Hello, dear. (She whips the curtain sh
60、ut in horror)End113 看胸脯抱歉 天啊，我受够了你不敲门就闯进来? 难道你不尊重别人的隐私权?瑞秋，慢着 不，你慢着，这太荒唐了我能说一件事吗? 什么事?这块布编的非常松因此我仍能看见你的胸脯亲爱的，告诉他们你的病人如何把事想成另一件事例如电话响时她就去洗澡差不多是那样但你说得很好 谢谢快走开我们才能谈你好吧，我会想念你的他很不错吧他好帅，也好像很喜欢你我知道，他人很好导演：亚伦梅尔森而且很复杂为何他们就得成为人间男女?他会在沙发上做吗?我不知道有点奇怪聚乙稀做的大家还想要别的吗?要，我要 抱歉，卖完了，其他人呢?我是否错过某事? 没有她很生气因为我看见她的胸脯你看她的胸脯干
61、吗? 那是意外和拿着望远镜和甜甜圈过街的感觉不同能改变话题吗?没错，因为那不是她的胸脯而是她的胸部菲比，我要的不只是改变字眼我不知你如此介意你的胸脯很好看好看?就这样?手套也很好看我左右为难你真逗他真的很逗他不笑的时候 我也不想待在这儿等等那是什么意思?你似乎有亲密上的问题你用你的幽默和人保持距离我才刚认识你我对你毫无所知独子?父母在你青春期前离婚?你怎会知道？ 你很典型各位 乔伊你们都认识我爸吧?打算在纽约待多久?几天我在中城工作我想和儿子同住 比来回坐渡轮好我没见过他他是我朋友罗杰幸会，罗杰 彼此彼此玩布偶的那个怎么了? 爸抱歉，罗斯，你的太太呢?两人出局了?钱德，说点好笑的我得挂电话了，
62、我也想你我爱你，但现在很晚了让我向她打声招呼妈，我和包西达大夫约了时间什么?你知道这不是妈吗?她叫罗妮，宠物殡葬业者当然你和她多久了记得小时候我常带你去海军军港看大船?从那时候?不，才6年我只想勾起你美好的回忆让你不会觉得我一直是个大烂人乔伊，你爱过吗?我不知道 那就是没有你的蕃茄烧焦了别想转移话题乔，你老爸爱得无法自拔最糟的是我爱两个女人拜托你告诉我其中一个是妈当然其中一个是你妈你是怎么搞的?这就像你某天起床突然发现你爸是个双面人就像是为中情局工作的间谍那一定很酷但这个很烂我懂为何父母就不能是父母?为何他们就得成为人间男女?别再盯着我的胸部看什么?什么?那一天你还看得不够吗?我们都已是成年人
63、此事只有一个解决之道既然你看过她的胸脯你应该让她看你的小弟弟办不到拜托，他说得对以眼还眼我不会让你看的我不会让你看的快上来这下可好，罗杰来了罗杰有什么不对劲吗?没什么，小事我讨厌这家伙为什么?因为他太善于分析他就是这种人别这样嘛，他没那么糟这就是你错误的地方如果当初我感觉到她是女同志我何必和她结婚呢?我不知道或许你想让婚姻失败为什么我不知道，或许自信心不足或许是弥补你让你妹相形见绌的愧疚或许等等，回到妹妹的话题什么?我不知道你要使你的婚姻触礁让你妹在父母面前不那么抬不起头这太荒谬了她不争气我并未感到自责你认为我不争气?他不错吧我不是那个意思?多年来我以为你支持我但或许你婚姻失败目的是想巴结爸妈
64、让他们更心疼你我娶女同志是想让你建立自信你说得对那不是“威伯”的问题而是威伯游乐宫和游轮的问题它上面的救生艇让威伯能缓缓驶出那滋味不好受菲比，如果想看电影我们现在该走了打起精神来，瑞秋菲比，我们快来不及了 好谢谢 不客气各位，很高兴和各位再度见面摩妮卡，饼干别吃太多切记，那只是食物不是爱我讨厌这家伙晚安，各位这是我们订的女人需要帮忙吗?不用，谢谢，我在等乔依我就是乔依不是你，是老乔依天啊，你此照片上帅多了我是罗妮想吃起司块(夹子)吗?乔伊有“栓子”但我可以来一点大部份人在宠物过世后希望它们就像长眠一样但有些人要他们摆出姿势像追自己的尾巴跳起接住飞盘乔伊，如果我先走 我的姿势要像找钥匙一样这姿势
65、不错 乔伊罗妮来了宝贝你来干什么?你的假发留在我的住处我想你明天用得上谢谢谁想玩“科普朗克”?我不该来这儿我该走了 我不想错过最后一班地铁不，我不要你坐这么晚的车我要住哪儿?这里?我们去住饭店我们去住饭店不行 不行你们去饭店就一定会办事我要你们待在这儿这样我就可以监视你要监视我们?没错，我不管你们多大只要住在我家 切就得听我的那就是不准你们睡在一起他好严格爸，你睡我房间罗妮，你睡钱德的房间谢谢你真是个好孩子来，我带你去看我房间感觉真奇怪你没说“不，谢了，时候不早了”只有今晚 明天你们就得做出改变6年已经够久了什么改变?不是和她分手就是 我办不到不然就是向妈自首 这样是不对的对，但是 我不想听快
66、进我房里别踢了你在干什么?找寻舒适的位置穿着内裤我睡不着 你非穿不可我一直在想我总是看见女人叠在女人上面她们是首尾相接 或是像煎饼一样高懂我意思吗?我总想像自己和这些女人约会因为我总想梦中情人出现时我就会勇往直前坚持到最后但如今看见我爸你不是他，你是你自己当全天下都希望你继承你爸的事业时你有屈服吗？ 没有你决心当个演员这不是一件容易的事 但你办到了我也相信梦中情人出现时你会有勇气对她说“抱歉，我已婚”你真的这样认为?真的谢谢 滚开有事吗?乔伊说我能用你的浴室因为钱德正在用我们的 可以啊你是谁？ 我叫罗妮情妇请进 谢谢我叫瑞秋浴室在那儿 好罗妮，钱德进浴室多久了?约5分钟 太好了请系好安全带“小
67、弟弟”时间到了崔先生早安钱德，该我看你的小弟弟了你是怎么搞的?我以为你是钱德什么事?你应该在浴室 这样我才能看见你的小弟弟抱歉，我的小弟弟和我在那儿菲比如何？ 不错罗杰想邀大家一起吃晚餐怎么了？ 没事只是罗杰我说不上来，有些事基本上我们认为他我们讨厌他菲此，我们很抱歉是不是他观察入微反而吓到你们了不，我们讨厌他 抱歉妈，你来干什么?我拿这个来给你还有这个头好晕你为何讲一大堆要你爸改正的垃圾?何不顺其自然呢?里面有鸡肉，拿去放拜托，乔依，真的慢着，你都知道?我当然知道，你认为呢?你爸又不是詹姆士庞德你应该听过他的谎言“我在会计这儿睡”那是什么?拜托你怎能记得你爸以前的模样吗?总是大吼大叫总是不开
68、心连木店和瓶内的小船也无法让他开心这样也好，他总算有个嗜好妈，恕我直言你到底在说什么?你呢？ 我很好啊在理想的世界中没有她你爸也长得和史汀一样帅再告诉你别的自从那女人出现后他感到内疚而开始对我体贴每天都像我们的结婚纪念日我该为你高兴?不需要因为现在全搞砸了我只想回到从前妈，对不起我以为自己做了你想做的事我知道告诉我，你看见她没?你此她漂亮多了嘴巴真甜我斗得过她?你有戒指，她斗不过的怎么了？ 没事到底怎么了?快说嘛好吧，我没事问题出在我朋友身上他们对你有意见他们 他们？他们看不见你的好处他们看不见你好的一面他们认为你有点 什么？难以相处但我菲比不这么认为我对他们的反应毫不感到惊讶你不惊讶? 这就
69、是我欣赏你的地方当群体动力失调时这是很平常的反应这种相互依赖，情绪激动坐在那家烂咖啡屋拿着大咖啡杯抱歉，或许还有乳头在上面你们都会说“定义我这个人”“爱我，我需要爱”你和你爸谈过了?他要以我妈希望的方式继续欺骗我妈我妈要继续假装她一无所知我妹蒂娜不能再见她丈夫因为他接到禁制令这两件事没关系 但我今天才听说华登山这儿的事全变了乔伊，你没事吧?或许吧，他们是父母你不得不顺其自然即使你知道这样做不对但你还是得让他们犯自己的错误而且几年后我们就和他们一样拜托如果我像他们一样我不是变成追逐金发帅哥的酒鬼就是变得和我妈一样如何？还好，只是我和罗杰分手了没错 不怎么了？ 我说不上来他的个好人而且对我很体贴他的某些方面很适合我只是我讨厌这个人9 版权所有高考资源网
