1、For Lovers of WordsFOR ALL YOU LEXOPHILES (LOVERS OF WORDS)这些英语句子大多运用了谐音双关的修辞方法，又融合了脑筋急转弯的因素，读起来趣味十足，又能从中体会到英语的魅力！大家试试看:1. A bicycle cant stand alone because it is two-tired.2. Whats the definition of a will? (Its a dead giveaway).3. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.4. A backward
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3、 name and a dress.10. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and Ill show you A-flatminor.11. When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.12. The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.13. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in LinoleumBlownapart.14. Yo
4、u feel stuck with your debt if you cant budge it.15. Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.16. He often broke into song because he couldnt find the key.17. Every calendars days are numbered.18. A lot of money is tainted. Taint yours and taint mine.19. A boiled egg in the morning is har
5、d to beat.20. He had a photographic memory which was never developed.21. A plateau is a high form of flattery.22. The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small mediumat large.23. Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.24. When youve seen one shopping cente
6、r, youve seen a mall.25. Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.26. When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair, she thoughtshed dye.27. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.28. Santas helpers are subordinate Clauses.29. Acupuncture is a jab well done.30. Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of defeat. .