1、高考资源网（） 您身边的高考专家502 The One With All The KissingScene: Chandler and Joeys Bathroom, Chandler and Monica are sharing a candlelight bubble bath while drinking champagne and they clink their glasses.Monica: You look cute in bubbles.Chandler: Ehh, youre just liquored up.(They move into kiss but are inte
2、rrupted by Joey knocking on the door.)Joey: Hey, its me! Im comin in!(Monica quickly dives under the water as Joey enters. He looks a little shocked at what Chandlers doing.)Chandler: Ive had a very long, hard day.Joey: Ahh, Im gonna go get some chicken. Want some?Chandler: Ahh, no thanks. No chicke
3、n, bye-bye then.Joey: Okay.(Joey turns to leave but stops at the door.)Joey: You sure? Some extra crispy? Dirty rice? Beans?Chandler: For the last time no! Get out! Get out, Joey!Joey: All right!(Joey leaves and Monica comes up for air.)Chandler: Are you okay? Im so sorry, he wouldnt leave. He kept
4、asking me about chicken.Monica: Chicken? I could eat some chicken.Chandler: Hey Joe!(Monica goes back underwater as Joey re-enters.)Chandler: Yeah, can I get a 3-piece, some cole slaw, some beans, and a Coke-(Yelps in pain as Monica grabs him underwater)-Diet Coke.(Joey gives him a thumbs up and hea
5、ds for the chicken.)Opening CreditsScene: Monica and Rachels, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are eating breakfast.Phoebe: (entering) Hey!Chandler: Hey, Pheebs!Joey: Mornin Pheebs!Phoebe: I have to tell you this story. Okay, I was coming over here and this driverJoey: (interrupting) Was his name Angus? (
6、Monica and Chandler laugh.)Phoebe: What?Joey: Oh, he was this cab driver we had in London.Phoebe: Oh. Ha-ha-ha. All right, anywayMonica: Wait, what that place, that pub he took us too?Chandler: Uh, The Wheatsheaf.Joey: Yeah-yeah-yeah, and they had that beer! That uhMonica: Bodingtons!All: Bodingtons
7、! Woohoo! (And they all high-five each other.)Chandler: Ooh! Ahh, Pheebs, was gonna tell a story.Phoebe: Yeah, so, he had a really funny hatI dont want to talk about it.Ross: (entering) Hey!All: Hey!Joey: Hey, Ross, Bodingtons!Ross: Yeah! (They high-five.)Joey: That was good beer.Ross: OhhJoey: Ykno
8、w, Id walk back to London for another frosty one of those bad boys.Ross: Yknow, I think they have those at that British pub near the trade center.Joey: Later! (Exits.)Ross: Isnt Rachel supposed to be back by now?Monica: Yeah, but her plane got delayed in Athens. But actually, (Checks watch) she shou
9、ld be here by now.Ross: Oh, so-so you talked to her. Did she, did she sound mad?Monica: No, but she likes me. You abandoned her on a plane to Greece.Ross: Okay, I did not abandon Rachel! Okay? Emily showed up at the airport! I had to go after her! I mean, I-I did what I had to do! Shes my wife! Rach
10、el is my wife! YknowEmily! Emily, is my wife! Man, what is that?Phoebe: So you still hadnt heard from Emily?Ross: No, not since I lost her at the airport.Chandler: I cant believe she can out run you man!Ross: HEY, SHES FAST! OKAY?! (Chandler is so shocked at Rosss outburst that he drops his spoon an
11、d backs up) Oh! You-you think you can be beat me? Lets go! Outside!Rachel: (entering) Hi!All: Hey! (They all go hug her, except for Ross.)Ross: Rach, Rach, I am so sorry. I am so-so sorry.Rachel: Oh Ross, come on! You just did what you had to do.Ross: Thats it? Youre not mad? I mean, it mustve been
12、terrible.Rachel: Terrible? Hell, I was in Greece! That was a nice hotel! Nice beach, met the nice people. Not to shabby for Rachel. (Goes and puts her luggage away.)Ross: So, what? Thats it?Rachel: Well, yeah! Were cool. Totally cool.Ross: Oh, thanks. Oh, youre the best. (They hug.)Rachel: Oh no, yo
13、ure the best.Ross: (breaking the hug) Ohh, I gotta go to the flower store! (Runs to the door.) Check it out, no one will tell me where Emily is, so Im gonna send 72 long-stem, red roses to Emilys parents house, one for each day that Ive known and loved her. That oughta get her talking to me again.Ch
14、andler: Oh, Ross, when you make out card; be sure to make it out to, EM-I-LY.(Ross bangs his fists together to tell Chandler off, like what was learned last season. Read about it here.)Monica: Rach, thats great! Its so good that you had a good time in Greece!Rachel: What?! I didnt have a good time i
15、n Greece! Ross abandoned me! Okay, I couldnt get a plane out, so I had to stay in their honeymoon suite with people coming up to me all the time going, Oh, Mrs. Geller, why are you crying? I mean, it was sooo humiliating. I felt like such an idiot! I mean, its all my fault! And you know why, because
16、 I make very bad decisions.Chandler: Oh thats not true.Rachel: Yes it is! It is true! I went, I went after Ross in stupid London.Phoebe: London is stupid! Stupid!Rachel: Phoebe, you were right. I shouldve never gone to London, and from now on you make all of my decisions for me.Phoebe: Oh No, I did
17、that for someone once and Im not comfortable having that kind of power and control over someones life.Monica: Ill do it!Rachel: Thats fine. So Monica, you are now in control of my love life.Chandler: Okay, I gotta go to work.(He gets up and gives Monica a rather passionate kiss as Rachel and Phoebe
18、look on in amazement. After the kiss ends, Chandler suddenly realizes what he just did, so he decides to do something rather rash.)Chandler: And uh, Rachel, glad to have you back. (He goes over and gives Rachel the same treatment he gave Monica, only Rachel is shocked.)Chandler: Pheebs! (He goes ove
19、r and kisses Phoebe, who is also stunned.) Always a pleasure. (And he struts out leaving the girls to stare at each other.)Scene: Central Perk, Monica, Rachel, Chandler and Joey are there looking at pictures from the trip to London.Monica: Oh, Rachel, sweetie, look, heres a really cute picture of Jo
20、ey and you at the reception.Rachel: Ohh, hes married! Ross is married. I cantI still cant believe it. (Rachel grabs the picture from Monica)Monica: Honey, sweetie, by the edges.Rachel: I mean, yknow Im just gonna have to accept it (She grabs the rest of the pictures)Monica: Ohh. (Monica covers her e
21、yes in horror.)Rachel: I mean its my fault.Monica: Sweetie! Edges! Fingers! Smudgey! Pictures!Rachel: Oh my God! (She licks the top picture and hands them back.)Monica: Okay. Thats okay. I-I know that youre very upset right now. I know, I know that wasnt about me.Joey: (To Chandler) I bet it was abo
22、ut her a little.Monica: If you would stop thinking about Ross for one minute you would notice that there are great guys everywhere! I mean, look! Look, Gunther! (Gunther turns to listen in.) I mean, hes nice, hes cute.Rachel: Yeah, I guess Gunther is kindaMonica: (Interrupting) Oh, what about that g
23、uy over there? (She points at another guy and Gunther is deflated.) Remember? That is the guy you flirted with at the counter that time.Rachel: Oh, I dont know. I dont know.Monica: Youre going to talk to him! Yknow what? We made a deal, I make your decisions and I say youre going to talk to him.Rach
24、el: All right, youre the boss. I guess I gotta do what you tell me.Joey: Say that to him and youre golden. (She just glares at him.)Phoebe: (entering) Hey!Rachel: Hey!Joey: Hey, Pheebs!Monica: We got out pictures back from London. (Shows her one.) Heres all of us at the Tower of London.Phoebe: (Grab
25、s the pictures) Oh! Here we all are! Yeah, theres Ross and Joey and you and me. (She picks up a magic marker and draws herself in. Monica cant watch.)Chandler: All right, yknow what, weve been talking about London too much havent we?Phoebe: No. Im sorry. Its just cause I couldnt be there. Cause all
26、I ever get to do now is pregnant stuff, it just bums me out.All: Sorry.(Rachel returns.)Monica: What happened?Rachel: Well, yknow, a little of this, a little of that. Got myself a date tomorrow night.Monica: See, didnt I tell you?! Youre getting over Ross already!Rachel: Well(Gunther goes up to the
27、guy and holds a sign that reads, We reserve the right to refuse service to anyone.)Gunther: (To the guy) Get out!Scene: Monica and Rachels, Chandler enters to find Monica waiting patiently for him. He closes the door and they start kissing.Monica: What took you so long?Chandler: I got caught up and
28、work, but Im quitting tomorrow.Monica: Oh, good. (They start kissing and turn around so that Chandler is facing the door. And Chandler sees Rachel, Phoebe, and Joey walk in and quickly ends the kiss with Monica.)Chandler: So, thanks for having me over! Rach. (Goes over, grabs her, and kisses her.) P
29、heebs. (After a moment while he decides how to kiss her around her belly, grabs her and kisses her.)Joey: (Jumping out of his way) See ya! (To the girls.) What the hell was that?!Monica: Probably some yknow, European good-bye thing he picked up in London.Rachel: Thats not European!Phoebe: Well, it f
30、elt French.(Joey is intrigued.)Scene: The hallway between the apartments, Rachel is returning from her date with Dave.Rachel: Oh God, I really had a good time!Dave: Yeah, me too. (They reach her door.) So, I guess this is it.Rachel: Yeah. Umm, unless you wanna come inside?Dave: Yeah!Rachel: Okay. Oh
31、, uh, wait a minute, yknow what? I uh, I cant decide this. Umm, okay, just hold on a second.Dave: Okay, yeah!(She enters the apartment, leaving Dave in the hallway, to find Ross sitting on the couch with a big box.)Rachel: Umm, hi!Ross: Hi.Rachel: Is Monica around? I-I have to ask her something.Ross
32、: Shes doing her laundry.Rachel: Whats that? (Points to the box.)Ross: It came in the mail today, its uh, 72 long-stemmed red roses, one for each day that Ive known and loved Emily, cut up into mulch!Rachel: Oh, honey thats awful.Ross: Oh, its not so bad. Monicas gonna make potpourri! I think Im gon
33、na go wander out in the rain for a while.Rachel: But, its not raining.Ross: I cant catch a break!Rachel: Yknow what Ross? Youre not going anywhere. Youre gonna sit right here. Im gonna make you a cup of tea and were gonna talk this thing whole out. All right? (She goes out to talk to Dave) Hey, Dave
34、!Dave: Yeah?Rachel: Umm, listen, Im gonna need to take a rain check, my roommate is just really sick. Okay? Bye! (She goes back in to talk to Ross.) Honey, listen, I know, I know things seem so bad right now.Monica: (Poking her head in) Rach? Can I talk to for just a minute? I-I dropped some socks.R
35、achel: Yeah. (She goes out to join her in the hall and starts looking for the dropped socks.)Monica: What is the matter with you?! Do you want to fall into the trap? Do you want to fall into the trap?!Rachel: Ohh! You did not drop any socks!Monica: I just ran into Dave and he told me that you blew h
36、im off! I mean, you listen to me! Now, Im calling the shots! I say you leave Ross alone and go get Dave! What the hell were you trying to do?Rachel: Well, ultimately, I was trying yknow, I-I wantedtell him yknow, that Im still in love with him.Monica: (Gasps) What?! You cannot tell him that!Rachel:
37、Why? Why not?! People love to hear that!Monica: I make the decisions, and I say no.Rachel: Well, yknow what, no, you do not make my decisions because yknow what, youre fired.Monica: You cant fire me. I make your decisions and I say, Im not fired! Ha!Rachel: Well (At a loss for words, she grabs some
38、of Monicas laundry and throws it on the floor as a diversion to allow Rachel to run back inside and close the door. Monica chases her to find that Rachel had locked the door.)Monica: Rachel! Come on! Let me in!Joey: (Poking his head out.) Havin some trouble?Monica: Rachel locked the door.Joey: Ill k
39、ick that door in if you give me a little sugar.Commercial BreakScene: The hallway, continued from earlier. Monica is still locked out.Monica: Rachel! Let me in! Rachel!Cut to inside the apartment, Ross decides to let Monica in and goes over and opens the door in mid-pound.Monica: Thank you. Rachel,
40、can I talk to you outside for a sec?Rachel: No.Monica: I really need to talk to you.Rachel: Well, then talk!Monica: Okay, I will. Remember that thing that we just discussed that you wanted to do?Rachel: Yes!Ross: What thing?Monica: Well, Rachel wants to take swing dance lessons. Which I think is a r
41、eally stupid idea! Its dangerous, shes never gonna get what she wants, and who knows who she might (Turns to look at Ross) end up hurting.Ross: Monicas right, swing dancing can be tricky. Im gonna use the phone. I gotta cancel those five giant teddy bears I sent to Emily. (Looks at the rose mulch.)
42、My God, think of the massacre.Rachel: Im gonna do it.Monica: All right, Rachel, I know-I know you think Im crazy, please, before you tell him you love him, just-just try to find one person who thinks this is a good idea. Because I bet you, you cant.Rachel: But IMonica: Please!Rachel: All right, fine
43、.(Theres a loud bang on the door.)Monica: Joey, Im in!Joey: (In tremendous pain) All right. Good deal.Scene: Central Perk, Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there as Phoebe enters.All: Pheebs! Hey Pheebs!Joey: Uh, okay, Pheebs?Phoebe: Yeah?Joey: Umm, yknow how the other day you were talking abo
44、ut how you didnt get to go to London and how you were kinda feeling left out?Phoebe: Yeah?Joey: All right, well, we felt really bad about that so we decided we should all take a little trip together!Phoebe: Ohh, thats so nice! How great! Well, where? Wheres the trip?!Monica: Well, we thought we woul
45、d all go to a picnic (Phoebe gasps), in Central Park!Phoebe: (excited) Central(not so excited) Park!Joey: Yeah, all of us! All day!Phoebe: That sucks! Thats not a trip! I just came from the park! What are we gonna high five about at the stupid Central Park? Well, its right by my house, all right! Ch
46、andler: Well, Im gonna go home and bask in the triumph of my Central Park idea. (Gets up to leave.)Rachel: (stopping him) Hey-whoa-whoa-whoa! Ho-ho-hold on a sec there, Mr. Kissey! Yknow, Ive been meaning to talk to you about this whole, little, new European thing you got going on, and I just need t
47、o tell you that it makes me very uncomfortable and I justyknowstop it!Chandler: I was just trying to bring a little culture to the group.Phoebe: Thats fine, just dont bring it in my mouth.Monica: Makes me wanna puke! (Chandler looks at her, quizzically.) Scene: Central Perk, Rachel, Monica, Chandler
48、, and Joey are there as Ross enters with Phoebe.Ross: Hey everybody, Pheebs is here!Joey: Phoebe!Chandler: Hey, Pheebs!Rachel: Phoebe, woo!Phoebe: Okay, woo! Hi.Chandler: Okay, Pheebs, we decided the picnic idea was a little Yknow, it didnt have any It-it, well it blew. So, we thought, that this aft
49、ernoon that we would all go away for the whole weekend to, Atlantic City!Phoebe: Ooh, Atlantic City! Oh, thats a great plan! Whos plan was that?Joey: Mine!Ross: Wait! It was my plan.Joey: Nooo, I said we needed a new plan.Ross: And, I came up with Atlantic City.Joey: Which, is the new plan!Monica: O
50、kay, well, why dont we all meet upstairs in an hour?Phoebe: Okay! Ooh-ahh, Im gonna go pack. Im gonna go pack my ass off!(They all go pack except for Ross.)Monica: Come on Rach, lets go.Rachel: Yeah, yknow what? Im-Im gonna meet you upstairs in a minute.Monica: No! Rachel, you didnt find anyone so y
51、ou cant tell him.Rachel: Well, yknow what, that doesnt matter.Monica: Okay, Rachel, do you have any idea how painful it is to tell someone that you love them and not have them say it back?Rachel: Yeah, I-I dont care.Monica: Okay. I-I cant watch. (Leaves as sits down to read the paper.)Rachel: What c
52、ha readin?Ross: The paper.Rachel: Yeah, whats it about?Ross: Events from around the globe.Rachel: Okay. Uhh, Ross, yknow what, theres something that I-that I have to talk to you about and everybodys saying that I shouldnt tell you, but I think theyre wrong. I mean, and you know how people can be wro
53、ng.Ross: Sure. Once, at work I-I thought carbon dating was fossilizedRachel: Okay, Ross, Im really trying to tell you something here.Ross: Yeah. Rachel: Okay.Ross: Go ahead.Rachel: Umm, okay, I think Im-Im just gonna-just gonna say it. Just gonna say it. Uhh, (pause) Im still in love with you Ross.(
54、Ross is stunned.)Ross: Wow. Umm Huh Im-Im not sure what to do with that right now.(Rachel starts laughing hysterically.) Ross: What? What? Was that a joke? Cause its mean.Rachel: (Laughing) Im so dead serious. Im totally serious.Ross: Why are you laughing?Rachel: Because (laughs), because, I just he
55、ard it. I heard it, and its ridiculous! I mean, youre married. Youre-youre married and its just ridiculous, and its like, its like when said it, I sort of like, I floated up out of my body, yknow? And, and-and then I heard myself say it and then the floating Rachel (laughs) was like, You are such an
56、 idiot!Ross: Well, well I am married. Even though I havent spoken to my wife since the wedding.Rachel: (laughs) Im sorry, thats not funny.Ross: Actually, it kinda is. My wife wont return my calls. I dont know where my wife is. (Laughs) Hey Ross, wheres the Mrs.? Dont know! Rachel: Oh God, ohh, okay,
57、 yknow what, do you think ah, do you think that you just forget that I told you this?Ross: Well, I kinda half to. I mean, because the thing isRachel: The thing is yknow, that youre married to Emily.Ross: That is what the thing is.Rachel: Ross, things arent gonna be weird between us, right? I mean wa
58、s that just the stupidest thing, me telling you that?Ross: No. No. No, Im-Im glad you did. Look, if nothing else, its-its always great when someone tells you they love you.Rachel: Thats what I said! Thank you for being so nice. (They hug.)Ross: No thank you for Thank you.Scene: Monica and Rachels, t
59、he gang is about ready to leave for Atlantic City.Ross: Okay, lets go!Chandler: Atlantic City!Phoebe: Atlantic City, baby! Lets roll some bones! Hey Joey, high-five for rolling bones! (They high-five and howl, but Phoebe suddenly stops and the guys gasp and retreat in shock.)Joey: Uh, Pheebs, youre
60、leaking?Monica: Oh my God! Youre water broke!The Guys: Ohh!Phoebe: All right. Well, dont worry, I call shotgun! (She starts out the door.)All: Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa! Wait-wait!Chandler: Pheebs! We have to take you to the hospital now!Ross: Pheebs, Pheebs, the babies are coming now.Rachel: High-five, t
61、he babies are coming! (They all high-five.)Phoebe: Wait, wait, remember when my water broke? (They all high-five again.)Ending CreditsScene: The hallway between the apartments, they are taking Phoebe to the hospital but Chandler and Monica hold back.Monica: I cant believe Phoebes gonna have her babi
62、es!Chandler: I know, its beautiful. Amazing.(They both kiss.)Chandler: Yknow what else I cant believe? I had to kiss Phoebe and Rachel every time I left a room, I mean its too bad they didnt see us having sex.Monica: Do you know anything about women?Chandler: No.Monica: Thats all right. Chandler: Ok
63、ay. (They kiss again.)End502 来吻别吧你在泡泡里看来很乖你醉得还不够厉害嘿，是我我进来了我今天太累要鸡肉吗？不了，谢谢。不要鸡，谢谢你确定？我还叫了粟米和茄汁豆我再说最后一次，不要！滚出去，乔伊!好你还好吗？他赖着不走不停问我吃不吃鸡鸡？我想吃点鸡我能要三块鸡肉凉拌卷心菜，豆和一瓶可乐吗减肥可乐早，菲比跟你们说个故事我来这儿的路上那个司机名字叫安格斯吗？什么？安格斯是我们在伦敦的出租车司机好他载我们去哪家酒吧来着？Wheatsheaf对了，那里啤酒很棒！Bodingtons！菲比要说故事对，那个司机的帽子非常好玩算了，我不想说了嘿，罗斯!Bodingtons！好啤酒
64、为了Bodington，我宁愿步行回伦敦买醉世贸中心附近的英国酒吧就有得卖回头见!瑞秋不是该回来了吗？是啊，她的飞机在雅典误点了，但是，无论如何也该到了你跟她通过电话了？她听起来火大吗不大，不过她跟我关系好；把她一个人扔上去希腊的飞机的是老兄你我没有扔下瑞秋，知道吗？爱米丽在机场出现了我必须跟着她我尽丈夫的职责她是我的妻子！瑞秋是我的妻子！爱米丽!爱米丽是我的妻子我这是怎么了？你还没有爱米丽的消息？自从她在机场跑开就杳无音信。她竟然躲你她跑得可真快！你以为你可以打击我！出去单挑！瑞秋，我很抱歉我真的很抱歉别这样你迫不得已这么平静？你不生气？你一定很难受难受！我到的可是希腊!豪华酒店，迷人沙滩，
65、人也很友好对瑞秋还算公平那，我们和好了？好，好得很谢谢你，瑞秋你是最棒的哦，不，你才是最棒的噢，我要去花店没有人告诉我爱米丽的下落所以我要寄72枝红玫瑰到她父母家每一支代表我和她相识相恋的一个日子那样她就会理睬我了你写卡片的时候记得要写给“爱米丽”你在希腊玩得很尽兴真好什么？我在希腊糟透了!罗斯抛弃了我!我不敢出门，总呆在他们的蜜月套房人家都来问我”盖勒太太!你干吗哭呢？”羞死人了!我就像个白痴都是我的错你知道吗？因为我作了错误的决定不是那样的是真的我追罗斯追到了愚蠢的伦敦去它的伦敦!菲比你是对的我压根就不该去伦敦从现在起你帮我做所有的决定噢，不我以前试过帮人做决定掌管别人的生活可一点不自在我
66、来好。莫妮卡，从现在起，你控制我的爱情生活好。我要上班了瑞秋，你回来了真好菲比永远乐意亲你瑞秋，亲爱的，看你和乔伊在招待会上的照片，好可爱他结婚了罗斯结婚了我还是无法相信亲爱的，老实说我必须接受都是我的错亲爱的！拿边上！手脏！会有印子！噢，天!没事的。我知道你现在很伤心我也知道那不关我的事我猜那跟她有点关系假如你放弃罗斯你会发现好男人满街都是看，阿甘就不错，很可爱对，阿甘是有点那边那个人呢还记得吗？你有一次跟他在柜台调情！噢，我不知道我不知道你去跟他聊聊！我们不是说好了吗，我替你做决定，我叫你去跟他聊聊好，听你的去跟他聊天，你就能得到幸福嘿，菲比伦敦行的照片洗出来了这是我们在伦敦塔的合影全体合
67、照那是罗斯，乔伊和你和我我们是不是过多谈论伦敦了？抱歉，只是因为我没去怀孕把我害苦了抱歉抱歉如何？随便聊了聊明晚和他约会我早告诉过你！你能忘了罗斯滚出去！怎么那么久？我被逮住干活但我明天就不干了那还差不多多谢再见，伙计搞什么鬼？也许是他从伦敦学回来的欧式道别欧洲人才不那样呢法国式的感觉我真的玩得很开心我也是那，到此为止？除非你想进来？好啊！等等，我做不了主等我一下莫妮卡呢？我要找她做决定洗衣服去了那是什么？今天邮来的72枝红玫瑰每一支代表我和爱米丽相识相恋的一天切成碎片真可怕也不是那么糟莫妮可以用来做菜我想去淋雨没有下雨我不能等!你哪也别去就坐在这里我给你泡茶我们来谈谈好吗？嘿，Dave我们下
68、次再约吧。我室友不大舒服好，再见!亲爱的，听着我知道事情看来不妙瑞秋，我能跟你谈谈吗？我把袜子掉地上了你什么毛病！你想惹麻烦吗？你没把袜子掉地上嘛我碰到Dave，他说你跟他吹了!你听我说!我来发号施令！我要你离开罗斯，然后找Dave你到底在干嘛？基本上我在努力，我想告诉他，我还爱他什么？你不能那样说!为什么？为什么不？谁不乐意被爱？我做决定，我说不许!你再不能帮我做决定了因为你被解雇了你不能解雇我我帮你决定我没被解雇!哈哎瑞秋别这样，让我进来有麻烦吗？瑞秋把门锁了我可以把门踢开假如你给我点甜头瑞秋!让我进去!谢谢你瑞秋？我能去外面跟你谈谈吗？我们真的要谈谈那谈啊好，谈就谈记得我们刚商量过你的企
69、图？什么企图？瑞秋想上摇摆舞舞蹈课我想这主意很笨又危险，又不会有结果而且可能会受伤莫妮说得对摇摆舞满复杂的我要打个电话寄给爱米丽的五只巨型泰迪熊我要取消掉我的天!想想她对玫瑰花下的毒手我要去表白我知道你不信我在你对他表白前，至少找一个支持你的人，你肯定找不到但我求你好乔伊!我已经进来了!好，好你上次说没去成伦敦感觉被排斥了我们都觉得很糟所以决定一起去旅行!噢，那很好啊!太好了!到哪里去野餐在中央公园!中央公园？我们所有人，一整天没意思那不算旅行!我刚从公园回来我们要赞美那愚蠢的公园吗？就在我家旁边，太棒了那我回家独自享受去中央公园这个点子吧等一秒种，亲亲先生我想要跟你谈谈你一直玩的欧洲新把戏让
70、我非常不舒服住”嘴“吧!我只是想给我们的圈子一点文化氛围而已好别把那东西放我嘴里让我想吐！嘿，菲比来了!菲比!喔!好。喔!嗨菲比，我们认为野餐的主意有点没什么意思，不去了我们决定，今天下午出发，整个周末都在大西洋城过！大西洋城!很棒!谁想出来的我是我提议的是我建议另找地方的然后我想到了大西洋城那可不就是“另一个地方”？一小时后，楼上集合好！我要去收拾行李瑞秋，走我过会上楼找你瑞秋，你没找到支持你的人，所以你不能跟罗斯讲那无关紧要你知道表白爱意却得不到回应有多痛苦吗？我不在乎我可看不下去你在看什么？报纸有什么新闻世界大事我有话要跟你说大家都不赞成我这样做但我想他们错了人都会犯错是啊有次上班的时候
71、我把碳定年法当成了化石我真的有话跟你说，罗斯继续我想说我要说我还爱着你，罗斯我不知道如何是好你在耍我吗？那可有点卑鄙我很认真的!我真的很认真!那你干吗笑？因为我听见自己这样说真荒谬!我是说你都结婚了!这很荒谬!说完以后我就好象魂不附体一个声音飘出来骂我”笨蛋“!我结婚了婚后和新娘还没说过话很抱歉。那一点也不好笑事实上，就是这样我妻子没有回我电话我不知道我妻子的下落嘿，罗斯!你老婆呢？不知道!噢，天!你能忘了我跟你说过的话吗我不得不忘掉因为事实是是你跟爱米丽结婚了就是那样噢，天我们的友情不会泡汤吧？跟你说那些很笨么？很高兴听你那么说假如没有麻烦缠身谁不乐意被爱呢那就好！谢谢你那么好不，谢谢你一谢谢你好！出发！来！大西洋城!我们来滚球滚球菲比，你在漏水天啊，你破水了别担心，我可以坐孕妇专座菲比，我们现在就要送你去医院菲比，孩子要出生了亲爱的!孩子要出生了我的羊水破了！菲比要生孩子了!我知道这很美，很不可思议我必须在离开房间时吻菲比和瑞秋她们怎么没看到我们做爱你了解女人吗？没关系9 版权所有高考资源网