1、高考资源网（） 您身边的高考专家409 The One Where Theyre Gonna PARTYScene: Outside Central Perk, Monica and Phoebe are showing everyone the van they bought for the catering business. Its an old Dodge van, that has a cartoon woman riding on a dragon painted on the side of it.Phoebe: Okay!Monica: Come on, no peeking!
2、 (They are leading the gang out with there hands over their eyes.)Chandler: Our eyes are closed and were about to cross the street. Very good.Phoebe: Okayyyyy, open up! (They open their eyes and are stunned at the van.)Ross: What did you want to show us? Because all I can see is this bitchin van!Pho
3、ebe: Yeah, its for our catering business!Joey: I think I know that girl.Monica: All right, umm, were not gonna really keep it this way though.Rachel: No?Phoebe: No, were gonna paint over the sword, and replace it with a baguette. Rachel: Oh!Phoebe: And also, we dont know what to do with this. (She t
4、urns on a switch and the girls nipples light up.)Joey: Oh yeah, I definitely know her.OPENING CREDITSScene: Monica and Rachels, the gang is all there.Monica: (to Phoebe) Remember that guy from cooking school I told you about that put cilantro with everything?Phoebe: Oh sure, Cilantro Larry.Monica: W
5、ell, Im gonna fill in for him as food critic for the Chelsea Reporter.Monica: Wow, Monica! What an amazing opportunity to influence dozens of people.Phoebe: How could you say yes, what about our catering business?Monica: Oh no-no-no, its only one night a week, and plus I get to take all of you out f
6、or a lot of free dinners.All: Yay!Phoebe: Oh, in that case(hops up and down in joy)Yay! (Monica looks confused) That was me hopping on board.Monica: Oh.Chandler: (entering) Hey, you guys! Hey, Ross, quick question for ya. Are you ready to party?Ross: I dont know, I could maybe go out for a couple of
7、 beers, but theres this thing about bumblebees on The Discovery Channel that I was planning to watch.Chandler: No-no, I dont think you heard me. Are you ready to party?!Ross: Nooo! Gandolf?! Gandolf is coming to town?Chandler: Kathys with her parents, I have nothing to do, so tomorrow we are partyin
8、g with Gandolf dude!Ross: Dude, we are sooo gonna party!Phoebe: Wow! Okay, dude alert! And who is this guy?Ross: Mike Gandolf Ganderson, only like the funest guy in the world.Chandler: Im gonna call and get off work tomorrow!Ross: Im gonna call after you!Chandler: This is gonna be soo cool, dude, we
9、 never party anymore!Chandler and Ross: Woooo!Monica: All right, were you guys smoking something in the back of our van?Joey: Really. And what do you mean you never have fun anymore? You have fun with me, remember that time we saw those strippers and you paid me 50 bucks to eat that book?Ross: Joey,
10、 you are gonna love this guy. Gandolf is like the party wizard!Joey: Well, why do you call him Gandolf?Ross: Gandolf the wizard. (Joey is still confused) Hello! Didnt you read Lord of the Rings in high school?Joey: No, I had sex in high school.Scene: Rachels office, Rachel and Sophie are sitting at
11、their desks working as Joanna walks in.Rachel: Oh, uh, Joanna I was wondering if I could ask you something. Theres an opening for an assistant buyer in Junior MissJoanna: (interrupting) Okay, but that would actually be a big step down for me.Rachel: Well, actually, I meant for me. The hiring committ
12、ee is meeting people all day andJoanna: Oh. Well, I wish I could say no, but you cant stay my assistant forever. Neither can you Sophie, but for different reasons.Rachel: God, I am so glad you dont have a problem with this, because if you did, I wouldnt even consider applying.Joanna: Really? Well, i
13、n that caseRachel: (interrupting) And thats Im so glad theres no problem.Joanna: Thats fine, actually Im on the hiring committee, so therell be at least one friendly face.Rachel: Ohh! Thats great!Joanna: You know, Junior Miss is where I started. Oh, I had to sleep with the ugliest guy to get that jo
14、b.Rachel: Really?!Joanna: No-ho-ho! (pause) Yeah. (pause) I mean, no-no-no-no-no, dont you worry, Im sure with your qualifications you wont need to sleep with some guy to get that job. Although, I might need some convincing.Rachel: Well, I, ummJoanna: Kidding! God, I feel wild today!Scene: Chandler
15、and Joeys, Chandler is getting ready to party.Chandler: Oh man! I am so excitedI may vomit!Joey: Will you calm down, hes just a human guy.Chandler: Look you dont understand, Gandolf is amazing. Yknow youre never know whats gonna end up happening, you go out for a couple of beers and end up on a fish
16、ing boat to Nova Scotia! Joey: Really?!Chandler: Oh yeah, its beautiful country up there.Ross: (entering) Hey! Okay! I got my passport, fresh socks, and a snake bite kit!Chandler: Its not gonna be exactly like last time.Joey: All right, Ill see you guys.Chandler and Ross: Whoa-whoa-whoa!Chandler: Wh
17、oa-wh-wh-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa!Joey: I have an audition, but Ill definitely hook up with you later. Where are you gonna be around noon?Ross: Somewhere maybe along the equator?Joey: Okay. (leaves as the phone rings)Chandler: (answering it) Hello. (listens) (to Ross) Its Gandolf! (on phone) So, are you
18、in town? (listens) (disappointed) Oh, well, well maybe next time then. (Hangs up)Ross: What happened?Chandler: Hes not gonna make it, hes stuck in Chicago.Ross: Ohh, man! Chicago, is sooo lucky!Chandler: Stupid, useless Canadian money!Scene: Bloomingdales, Rachel is meeting with Mr. Posner, Mrs. Lyn
19、ch, and Joanna the hiring committee.Mr. Posner: You have a very impressive resume, Ms. Green. I especially like what I see here about implementing a new filing system.Rachel: Thank you.Joanna: Filing system? Oh-oh! You mean those-those little colored labels you put on all the folders? (to the commit
20、tee) It certainly did brighten up the inside of the filing cabinets. Rachel: Well, they uh, they-they do more than that.Mrs. Lynch: I notice that youve been trusted with a lot of rather important responsibilities.Rachel: Yes, Joanna really has been an incredible mentor to me.Joanna: Oh. And Rachel h
21、as been really incredible in getting my morning bagel for me. Its amazing how she gets it right almost every time!Rachel: I-I-I of course, I have more responsibilities than that.Joanna: Oh yes, well theres the coffee too. (to the committee) Rachel can carry two things at once!Mr. Posner: Yes, thats
22、very good. Now a uh, big part of this job is cultivating personal relationships, especially with designers.Rachel: Yes, I realize thatJoanna: (interrupting) And Rachel shouldnt have any problem with that. The only problem might be getting a little too friendly, if you know what I mean.Rachel: I love
23、 working with designers!Joanna: With them, under them, whats the difference? Eh, Rach?Scene: Monica and Rachels, Phoebe is there as Monica enters carrying a huge stack of newspapers.Monica: Hey! My first review is out!Phoebe: Ohh! Oh, the Chelsea Reporter, ohh, this used to keep me so warm.Monica: A
24、ll right, look at my on the back page.Phoebe: Oh, okay! (reading) Would I go back to Allesandros? Sure, but Id have to order two meals, one for me and one for the guy pointing the gun to my head. (to Monica) Wow! You really laid into this place.Monica: Hey, they dont pay me a penny a word to make fr
25、iends.Phoebe: Ooh, I gotta go. I found a guy that who could fix up the van for catering.Monica: Oh! Do you need me to go with you?Phoebe: No-no, its okay. But are we sure we dont want the waterbed?Monica: Havent we made this decision?Phoebe: Yeah, all right. (starts to leave)Monica: Bye!Phoebe: Bye!
26、(The intercom buzzes.)Monica: (answering it) Who is it?Allesandro: Its Allesandro, from Allesandros.Monica: Oh my God.Allesandro: I want to talk to you about your review.Monica: Oh my God, oh my God. (on intercom) Call me on the phone!Allesandro: Why? So you could hang up on me?Monica: Look, I-Im ne
27、ver gonna let you up so you may as well just go away.Allesandro: Just give me a chance tooPhoebe: (on intercom) Hey, do you need to get in? Here you go.Monica: No! Phoebe!Phoebe: Hey, Monica!COMMERCIAL BREAKScene: Monica and Rachels, continued from earlier.Allesandro: (entering) I want a retraction!
28、 Our food is not inedible swill!Monica: I couldnt eat it! I had five friends who couldnt eat it, and one of them eats books.Allesandro: Well our service is not grossly incompetent.Monica: The waiter carried the breadsticks in his pants!Allesandro: Well, you said that we except the Discover Card, whi
29、ch we do not!Monica: All right, that Ill retract. But I stand by my review, I know food and that wasnt it. Youre marinara sauce tasted like tomato juice! You should serve it with vodka and a piece of celery. Allesandro: Hey! Im proud of that sauce, its delicious.Monica: Oh my God! You own an Italian
30、 restaurant and you think that tastes good?! Where are you even from?Allesandro: (shyly) Lebanon.Monica: Hand me those tomatoes, Im gonna show you what it should taste like! Come on, hand me them.Allesandro: How long is this gonna take? Cause I got another critic to go yell at.Scene: Rachels office,
31、 Rachel is confronting Joanna about her interview.Rachel: (entering Joannas office) Umm, Joanna? I wanna talk about that interview.Joanna: I thought it went very well.Rachel: No! It didnt! Thats what I want to talk to you about. (starts to break up) Now, just to brief you (starts to cry) I may cry,
32、but they are not tears of sadness or of anger, but just of me having this discussion with you.Joanna: Rachel, please, dont make a scene.Rachel: Theres nobody here!Joanna: Sophie, get in here! (Sophie enters) You see! Now youre making Sophie uncomfortable!Sophie: Shes not making me uncomfortable.Joan
33、na: Congratulations! You now just crossed the line into completely useless. Get out. (Sophie starts to cry and leaves)Rachel: Do you want me to quit?Joanna: What?! What would make you think that?Rachel: Well of those things that you said in the interview, I mean if you believe any of them, I must no
34、t be a very good assistant. Yknow what? I am just gonna pack up my desk, (She goes over to get all of her belongings from the desk, which amount to a muffin and a pen) and I will be gone by the end of the day! (Realizes she has nothing.) Well, I guess theres no use to me sticking around til the end
35、of the day! (Starts to leave.)Joanna: Wait-wait-wait-wait! You can put your sad little muffin back in its drawer. If you must know the truth, I didnt want to lose a perfectly good assistant.Rachel: What?Joanna: Thats why I said all those things about your flirting and your drinkingRachel: My drinkin
36、g? Joanna: Oh, I mustve said that after you left.Rachel: Said what? Exactly.Joanna: That you enjoyed the occasional drinking binge.Rachel: Oh my God! Ohh, that is it! Im leaving! You are just a horrible person!Joanna: Wait-wait-wait-wait-wait-wait-wait-wait! If youre gonna get all sensitive about it
37、! I dont want to lose you. What if I, create a position for you? Ill make you an assistant buyer in this department.Rachel: Say more things like that.Joanna: You can have your own office, and a raise! Effective tomorrow.Rachel: Id need an expense account.Joanna: Done!Rachel: And an assistant.Joanna:
38、 Sophie, get in here! (Sophie peeks in around the corner)Scene: Chandler and Joeys, Ross and Chandler are watching TV as Joey enters.Joey: Hey! What are you guys doing here? I thought youd be out partying with Gandel-worf.Ross: Its Gandolf, and hes not coming.Joey: So youve been sittin around here a
39、ll mornin?Ross: No! I balanced my checkbook. Chandler: Yeah, and I-I gave first names to all of the foosball players.Ross: I cant believe he didnt come!Joey: So what if he didnt come! We can still go out and party ourselves!Chandler: Oh-no, yknow with Gandolf wed be out all night!Ross: Yeah! Wed mee
40、t, wed meet total strangers, and hang out with them!Joey: Well, we could do that! Ross: Theres other stuff too.Joey: Well do it all, and better! Look, after tonight, Gandolf will want to party with us, dude! Come on!Ross: Yeah!Joey: Yeah!Ross: Yeah!Joey: Yeah! Ross: Its not like we dont know how to
41、party!Joey: Yeah! All right? Lets go!Chandler: And may-maybe we could end up on a boat again?Joey and Ross: Yeah!Chandler: All right!Ross: (to Chandler) Hey-hey-hey, when uh, when were we on a boat?Chandler: Remember that really cold morning, you woke up and those dogs were licking your face?Ross: Y
42、eah.Chandler: Well, those were seals, man.Scene: Monica and Rachels, Rachel is entering, excited.Rachel: Hey Mon, little question for ya! How do you think this suit will look on an assistant buyer?Monica: Okay, the owner of Allesandros came over to yell at me, but instead I made him some sauce, and
43、he offered me the job as head chef!Rachel: Oh my God! You just ruined the thing I was practicing the whole way home, but Im soo happy!Monica: Can you believe it? I finally get to run my own kitchen!Rachel: Ohh, youve waited soo long. Phoebe: (entering) Hey!Rachel: Hey, Pheebs, quick question for ya.
44、Phoebe: Yeah.Rachel: How do you think this suit would look on an assistant buyer at Bloomingdales?Phoebe: I dont know, it would totally depend on her coloring and (realizes) You got the job!Rachel: Yes!Monica: You got the job?! Why didnt you tell me?Rachel: Ohh, its gonna be so great! Im gonna get t
45、o help decide what we sell, Im gonna have an office with walls and everything. (turns to Monica) Im gonna have walls!Phoebe: Okay, is this the day of good news or what? I got us a job! The wedding reception.Monica: Ohh! Umm, Phoebe, I kinda need to talk to you about that. (Rachel excuses herself) Um
46、m, well I-I-I think it might be time for me to take a step back from catering.Phoebe: But weve only had one job.Monica: I know, but now we have this second one and it just, it feels like its snowballing, yknow?Phoebe: Yeah! What are you saying?Monica: I got offered the head chef job at Allesandros.P
47、hoebe: What?Monica: Its okay, cause yknow what? You dont really need me for the business.Phoebe: Youre the cook! With out you its just me driving up to peoples houses with empty trays and asking for money!Monica: All right. But umm, I-I-Ill pay you back all the money you invested, and you can keep t
48、he van.Phoebe: For what? I cant believe this! I gotta get out of here. (leaves) Monica: Phoebe, wait a minute! (runs after her, leaving Rachel alone)Rachel: Im an assistant buyer!Scene: Central Perk, Joey, Ross, and Chandler are making a pit stop on their party tour.Joey: All right, so well get a li
49、ttle coffee, and get energized, and well head back out.Chandler: Yeah, all right.Ross: Okay.Joey: So, were having fun, right?Chandler and Ross: Yeah.Joey: We dont need that wizard guy. We hit a couple of clubs, talked to some strangers, and uh, after this, well head down to the docks and see about t
50、hat boat thing.Ross: Im kinda beat.Chandler: Actually, me too.Joey: Are you serious?!Chandler and Ross: Yeah.Joey: Thank God! Im exhausted!Gunther: So you guys want coffees?Joey: Yeah, but uh, I dont want to be up too late, so uh, Ill have a decaf. Ross: Yeah, me too.Chandler: Actually, can I get so
51、me hot water with a little lemon? I think I strained my voice screaming in there. Does it have to be so loud?Joey: I cant hear a word youre saying, my ears are ringing so bad.Ross: Im just glad I brought that extra pair of socks, yknow? I used them as mittens, I didnt want to touch a thing in that l
52、ast place.(pause)Ross: How sad are we?Joey: Yeah, I know.Chandler: Yknow what? Were not sad, were not sad, were just not 21 anymore. Yknow? Im 29 years old, damnit! And I want to sit in a comfortable chair, and watch television and go to bed at a reasonable hour!Joey and Ross: Yeah!Joey: Yeah! And I
53、 like to hang out in a quiet place where I can talk to my friends.Chandler and Ross: Yeah!Ross: And so what if I like to go home, throw on some Kenny G, and take a bath!Joey: Were 29, were not women.Scene: Central Perk, the next day, Phoebe is there.Monica: (entering) Ohh, here you are. Yknow, Im-Im
54、 glad you decided to hear me out.Phoebe: Okay, Im hearing.Monica: Ive been doing a lot of thinking. A lot! And umm, well, I came up with a whole bunch of businesses you can do with your van. Okay umm, you could be flower delivery person.Phoebe: What?!Monica: Or! A bakery delivery person.Phoebe: I wa
55、-I wa-I waMonica: Pizza?!Phoebe: Monica! Monica: All right, Ive got a whole bunch of uh-uh, stuff in this area, but umm, Im getting the feeling that you dont want to deliver.Phoebe: No.Monica: Okay. Im guessing that if you dont want to deliver, you probably dont want to pick stuff up either.Phoebe:
56、No.Monica: Yknow what, lets do the catering business.Phoebe: Really?! Are you sure?Monica: Yeah, yknow I-I made a commitment to you. Yknow what, itd be, itd be fun.Phoebe: Oh! It will be fun! Ohh! Yay! Oh! Okay, ooh, lets plan the wedding reception. (She grabs the notebook which Monica used for her
57、ideas and starts flipping page after page after page after page after page to find a blank one.) Wow! You really wanted me to do something with this van. (pause) Yknow what, I want you to take the chef job.Monica: Really?!Phoebe: Yeah. Thats what you really want. Yeah, I dont want to be the reason y
58、oure unhappy, that would just make me unhappy, and I really dont want to be the reason Im unhappy.Monica: Thank you.Phoebe: Besides, it might be kinda fun to form the new A-Team.Scene: Rachels office, she is coming in for the day carrying a picture for her new office. Mrs. Lynch is coming out of Joa
59、nnas office, carrying a box.Rachel: Oh, hi Mrs. Lynch! Is Joanna in already?Mrs. Lynch: Oh my goodness! You havent heard!Rachel: Heard what?Mrs. Lynch: Joanna passed away last night.Rachel: Oh my God! How?!Mrs. Lynch: Well, she was leaving work and she was hit by a cab.Rachel: Oh my God! Oh, I canno
60、t believe it!Mrs. Lynch: I know!Rachel: Oh, God. Oh, God. (gets worried) Oh God.Mrs. Lynch: I didnt realize that she was so close.Rachel: Yes, so close. Mrs. Lynch, I know that this is an emotional and difficult time, for all of us. But by any chance did Joanna send any paperwork your way before it
61、happened.Mrs. Lynch: No. Nothing. Imagine, if she had just stepped off that curb a few seconds later.Rachel: Yes-yes, just a few seconds and shed still be with usnothing about an assistant buyer?Mrs. Lynch: (starting to cry) No, Im sorry. I have to go. (She leaves as Sophie arrives.)Sophie: (happily
62、) Good morning!Rachel: Oh, Sophie, I guess you didnt hear about JoannaSophie: I sure did! (smiles)CLOSING CREDITSScene: Monicas new kitchen, Allesandro is introducing her to her new employees.Allesandro: Im so excited about having Monica come on board with us. Although I do feel bad about having fir
63、ed chef Emillio, its like losing a member of the family. Of course, that literally is the case for several of you. Tony, Carlos, Marie, please, tell your father how much were gonna miss him. Now, I know that Monica has a lot of great ideas for this place, well, you all read the review. So without mu
64、ch further ado, I present to you our new head chef.Monica: Umm, I just wanna say, uh (reads from a 3 X 5 card) that with a pinch of exictement, a dash of hard work, a dollup of cooperation, we can have the recipe. (Looks up and sees eveyone glaring at her) Are you gonna kill me?END409 参加派对好的！- 喂， 别偷
65、看!我们闭上眼睛了然后穿过大街，呣，很好好， 可以睁开了！你要让我们看什么？因为我们看到的只有这辆棒极了的货车！那是我们备办伙食用的嘿，我想我见过那女孩噢，我们不会让它一直那样的什么?我们会用棍子面包代替那剑- 噢!噢！而且我们还不知道准备拿这个怎么办噢，现在想起来了，我肯定见过她！还记得我跟你说过的，那个在厨艺学校时甭管做什么都放芫荽叶的那人？噢，当然，“Larry”！我是切尔西报道为他选定的食评家喔, Monica! 你可以影响好几十号人了！多棒的机会呀！你同意了？那我们的包办伙食生意呢？噢不要紧的，只是每周一晚，而且我还可以带你们大家去吃免费晚餐啊!- 噢,如果这样的话?Yay!我只是单
66、脚跳一跳.- 噢.嘿,伙计!嘿，Ross, 回答我：要去舞会吗？我不知道，我也许能出去喝点啤酒，但我打算看Discovery频道的”大黄蜂“节目不不,我想你没听清楚我说什么.要去舞会吗啊! Gandolf?! Gandolf要来吗Kathy要陪她爸妈, 而我就没事可干了,所以明天我们要跟Gandolf去舞会， 花花公子！花花公子, 我们要去舞会!喔， 好了。花花公子们注意！他是谁?Mike Gandolf Ganderson,世上最有趣的家伙！我得打电话，明天请假!你请完我也请假!这太cool了,我们不再需要去其他什么舞会了喔!记不记得那次：我们去看脱衣舞，然后你付了50块因为我果然吃掉了那本
67、书Joey, 你会喜爱这个人的.Gandolf 就像是“舞会魔法师”!你们为什么叫他Gandolf?Gandolf魔法师.喂! 你高中的时候难道没看过指环王?没有, 在高中我倒是“嘿咻”来着.喔，Joanna，能不能请教你一点事？有一个将初级文员提升到助理采购人员的机会.不错，但是好像对我来说是个退步.事实上，我是说我挺合适的.招聘委员会将整天都接见有意向的人员，而且.噢，我希望我能说不，但是我不能一辈子把你留在我助理的位置上.Sophie你也不能去,但是原因就不是这个了天！我真高兴你这么宽容大量！因为如果你稍有微辞的话，我就不会去报名了真的么？那么.- 我非常高兴你同意了. 没什么问题了。那
68、好吧, 其实我也是招聘委员会的一员,所以你去的时候至少可以看到张熟面孔噢! 太好了!你知道，我也是从初级文员干起的.噢,那时候我为了得到那份工作,不得不跟最丑的男人上床真的?!假嗯是真的.我是说假的！别担心，我可以肯定，以你的资历，肯定不用跟男人上床来得到这份工作虽然我对此并不十分信服.哦,我,呣.- 开玩笑的! 天,我今天还真有点兴奋！噢，哥们!我太激动了! 我都紧张得快吐了!你能不能冷静点？他不过是个普通人而已.你不明白的, Gandolf是不同于常人的.你将无法知道下一步将发生什么,你开始只不过是跟他去喝两杯，但当你醒来时你却发现躺在加拿大Nova Scoti省的一条渔船上！真的?!噢,
69、是的。那儿还真是个漂亮的地方。嘿!我拿了护照、干净袜子还有蛇伤药！这次不会跟上次一样，又到那去的！好吧伙计们，过会见！喔-喔-喔!喔-喔-喔-喔-喔!我有一个试听课，但我迟点再找你们；你们中午会去哪？大概不会是赤道附近吧?好吧.Hello.是Gandolf!那么,你到了么?噢,那么下次吧！怎么了?他没法来了, 他被绊在芝加哥了噢! 芝加哥可太幸运了!我还蠢得去换了这些tmd加拿大元！你的工作经历还不错,Green小姐.我认为您这里提到的文件归档系统非常棒。谢谢.文件归档系统?噢! 就是你弄在文件夹上那些有色的标签?那倒是的确给档案柜增色不少哦，那些标签的作用不止于此我注意到你被委托了不少重要的
70、职责哦是的，Joanna确实是对我有知遇之恩哦.Rachel确实把每天早上给我送百吉饼这件事做得非常不错更惊人的是，她每次给的数目竟然都刚好！我我我当然，我还有其他更多的职责喔对了，还有咖啡！Rachel可以一次就把两样都拿来!那很好. 现在这个工作的很大一部分，是建立同他人的关系，特别是同设计人员是的，我意识到.Rachel她不会有任何问题的她唯一的问题是太热情了，如果你们知道我说的是哪方面的话我喜欢与设计人员一起工作和他们工作,和他们上床,有什么区别? 哦, Rachel?嘿! 我的第一篇评论出炉了!哦! 切尔西报道，我流浪的时候常拿它来盖在身上御寒.我的评论在反面.喔，好的!我还会再去A
71、llesandro餐厅么? 我不确定。但是如果我再去的话，我肯定会点两份肉，一份给我，一份给那个用枪指着我的头，逼我再到这个餐厅的人.哇! 你可真是在控诉这家餐厅呀！嘿,他们又不是付给我1元/百字来跟餐厅交朋友的.喔，我得走了，我找到一个可以修咱们货车的人要不要我跟你一块去?不用,没事. 但我们真的不要张水床了么？我们有决定要买水床么?哦，是没有，算了.Bye!Bye!这是谁?这是Allesandro,就是那家Allesandro餐厅的老板.哦，天！我想跟你谈谈你的那篇评论.哦天啊天啊！请打电话，勿访!为什么?那样让你可以随时挂掉电话?你瞧，我只是让你别放松要求，你走吧给我一个机会吧.嘿，你要
72、进去么，来吧- 不! Phoebe!嘿, Monica!我要你收回你的评论!我们的菜不是无法下咽的泔水!我根本没法吃! 而且我至少有5个朋友不会去吃那种东西，虽然他们中的一个连书都吃那么，至少我们的服务不太差.你们的服务员竟然用裤子拿面包！那么这句，你说我们反对Discover Card，但我们并不是这样的!那么，我收回这句. 但我坚持我的观点,我知道怎么做菜，但决不是你们那样.你们的意式沙拉尝起来就像是番茄汁! 你们应该加些伏特加酒与芹菜末嘿！我为那果汁骄傲,很美味.哦天啊! 你拥有自己的意大利餐厅，但你竟然认为那样很美味？你从哪来的？黎巴嫩.把那些西红柿递给我, 我让你看看该是什么味道!来
73、,把那些递给我.这得花多少时间? 我还得去吼下一个评论家.呣, Joanna? 我想跟你谈谈那个面试.我想那个面试不错呀.不，它很差! 那正是我想跟你说的.现在，简单点说.我要哭了，并不因为伤心和生气,只因为我要跟你继续下面的谈话Rachel, 请不要这样.这儿没其他人!Sophie, 进来!你看! 现在你弄得Sophie不快了!她没有让我不快了.恭喜! 你总算有点作用了.出去！你是要我辞职么?什么?!你怎么会这么想?那些你在面试时说的话。如果其中有任何一件你确是如此认为的话，那我都不是一个好助理.你知道么? 我正在整理我的桌子,而且今天之后我就不再在这里了!现在，我想我没有必要继续赖在这里直
74、到今天结束了。等等等等!你可以把那些糟糕的小松饼放回抽屉假如你要知道那真相, 我不想失去个好助理什么?这就是为什么我说你轻浮和酗酒.我酗酒?哦, 那我一定是在你离开后说的.到底你说了什么？你时不时的喜欢酗酒.然后狂欢噢， 天!我得离开这！! 你可太可怕!不要不要. 等等等等!如果你真的在意这个职位的话.我不想失去你.如果我给你创造这么个职位怎样?我会让你在这部门里当个助理采购员说更多的来听听.给你升职，让你有自己独立的办公室! 从明天开始.我还要公费报销单.成交!还有助手.Sophie,进来。嘿! 你们在这干吗?我以为你们和Gandel-worf去舞会了拜托，是Gandolf, 他不来了.你们
75、在这里坐一整天了不! 我结算了自己的支票簿.Yeah, 我我给所有的足球桌里的小人都起了名字难以相信他不来了!那又怎样! 那我们也可以自己出去找乐子!哦不, 有了Gandolf我们可以呆一整晚!是的! 我们可以去约会,跟完全陌生的人, 然后跟他们待在外面不回来!我们也可以呀!还有别的事情.我们都会做得更好!瞧着吧,今晚以后Gandolf会希望跟我们一起去舞会的。兄弟们，走!Yeah!- Yeah!- Yeah!- Yeah!我们也知道怎么找乐子!Yeah! 好了么? 我们走!也也许我们也可以最后到一艘船上?是呀!好吧!嘿嘿嘿, 什么时候，什么时候咱们在船上?记得那寒冷的早上, 你醒来发现那些“
76、狗”在舔你的脸?记得.Well, 那些是海豹,老兄.嘿 Monica,问你个小问题!你看一个助理采购员身上的这套套装怎么样？Ok, Allesandro餐厅的老板来见我,我做了些沙拉给他, 他就雇我当他的首席大厨了!哦天! 你没理睬我在回家路上练了好久的表演，但我还是为你高兴！你能相信吗?我终于可以回我心爱的厨房了!噢,你等了好久了.- 不嘿!嘿, Pheebs, 问你个小问题.- 好.你看一个Bloomingdale商场的助理采购员穿上这套套装怎么样?我不知道, 这完全取决于颜色和.你升职了!是的!你升职了?! 你怎么不告诉我?噢, 那太好了! 我将决定我们商场卖什么,我会拥有独立的办公室和
77、一切我将有墙了!Ok,今天是什么好日子?我替咱们找到工作了! 婚礼招待会！噢!呣, Phoebe, 我得跟你谈谈这个问题.呣, 我想是时候我该从伙食包办行业退出来了但我们刚刚才有了一份工作我知道, 但是我们现在马上有了第二份，然后第三份.就像滚雪球一样，嗯你明白?是的!你要说什么?我得到了Allesandro餐厅的主厨工作.什么?没什么, 你知道为什么么?你可以自己干拜托，你是厨师!没了你,我只有拿空盘子开车到人们的家里然后管人要钱？！噢对. 但我会还你所有你投资的钱,而且你还可以保留那货车为什么? 我简直不能相信!我要离开这里.Phoebe, 等等!我是助理采购员了!好吧, 我们来点咖啡,
78、补充点动力,然后扭头走人.好的.- Ok.那么, 我们玩的很开心,对不?- 是.我们不需要那个什么“魔法师”.我们去了几个club,和一些陌生人交谈,然后呣，之后, 我们掉头去码头看船.我有点精疲力竭.事实上我也是.你们是说真的?!Yeah.谢谢上帝!我也累坏了!你们要咖啡吗?是的, 但我不想太晚睡, 来一杯低咖吧.对， 我也是.事实上， 我能要些热柠檬水吗？我在那里喊得伤了喉咙一定要那么大声吗？我一个字也没听到你说什么,我耳鸣得厉害我很高兴我还多带了双袜子,你知道么?我把它们当手套使,在最后那地方我不想碰任何东西我们太可悲了！对， 我知道.你们知道吗? 我们一点都不可悲,我们只是不再是21岁
79、了.对呀? 我都29了,去他的!我想坐在舒服的椅子上，看看电视，然后到时间去睡觉!是呀!没错! 我只想在安静的地方歇歇，跟朋友谈心对呀!而且如果我回家了,就来首Kenny G的萨克思曲，然后洗个澡!我们29岁了，我们也不是女人.噢，你在这.我很高兴你愿意听我说完好， 我在听.我想了很久. 想了很多事情!而且我想出一番你能用上你货车的事业Ok，呣你可以去送花.什么?!或者送面包.我 哇.- 要不pizza?!Monica!好吧, 我想出能在这个区做的很多生意,但我估计你不是很想作外卖之类的事.当然不.Ok. 我猜你不想送外卖的话就更不会去拉货了不想.那么,我们还是做伙食包办吧.真的么?! 你确定
80、?是的，我答应过你的，那会-那会挺有意思的噢! 是会挺有意思的! 哦!是的!Ok,那我们来计划一下婚礼招待会的事.喔! 你还真是替我想了好多用那货车的办法呀。你知道么,我想你应该去当大厨.真的?!没错. 那是你真正想做的.而且, 我不希望让你不快, 那样我也会不高兴的所以我真的只不过是不想让自己不快罢了谢谢你.此外,组织新的一个队伍也许会挺有趣哦，Lynch太太! 乔安娜回来了吗?噢， 我的天! 你还不知道!知道什么?乔安娜，她昨晚过世了噢， 天! 怎么回事?!她下班后出了车祸噢， 天！我简直无法相信!我也是!噢,天!噢,天!噢,天！我还不知道你们原来如此亲密对，很亲密！Lynch太太, 我知
81、道对于我们大家来说现在都是悲伤的时候但是Joanna有没有给你关于什么任命文件之类的东西，在.那件事发生前？没有.没给过.想象一下, 假如她在路边能停留一会.是呀, 只要慢几秒钟，她就可以再跟我们一起了真的没有关于助理采购员的消息?哦，真的没有。抱歉。 我要走了.早!噢，Sophie, 我想你还没听说Joanna出事.我已经知道了!我非常高兴能邀请到Monica到我们餐厅来工作.虽然我非常遗憾解雇了原来的大厨Emillio, 就像失去了家庭的一成员.当然, 对你们几个来说，确实就是失去“家庭”一员：Tony, Carlos, Marie,请告诉你们的爸爸我有多想他.我知道Monica对本餐厅有很多很好的建议,当然，你们都看过那篇评论了所以我就不再多说什么题外话了,我将给你们介绍新的主厨Monica.呣, 我只想说，少一点轻浮，多一点辛勤劳动，多一些密切合作，我们就可以把餐厅搞得更好.10 版权所有高考资源网