1、419 The One With All The HasteScene: Rachels bedroom; Rachel is awoken by a man singing in the next apartment.The Singing Man: (singing, duh) Mornings here! Sunshine is here! The sky is clear, the mornings here! The mornings here!Rachel: HEY! Do you have to do that? Its Saturday!The Singing Man: Oh
2、come on! Mornings here! (Starts singing) Mornings here! The morning is here! Sunshine is here!(Rachel slams shut her window and storms into the living room, where Joey and Monica are eating breakfast.)Rachel: I hate this apartment! I hate the color of these walls! I hate the fact that this place sti
3、ll smells like bird! I hate that singing guy!Joey: Are you kidding? I love that guy! (Starts singing) Mornings here! Morning is hereRachel: Stop it! I will kill you. I hate the fact that my room is so small.Monica: Hey, I have all the space I need. Just do what I did.Rachel: Monica, you dont even ha
4、ve a bed, you sleep in a ball on the floor!Monica: Yknow what? I am really tired of your bellyaching! Okay, I-I worked really hard at making this a nice place for us to live!Rachel: Im sorry. Im so sorry.Monica: Okay.Joey: See, this is a great apartment.Monica: Shut up! This place is a hole!OPENING
5、CREDITSScene: Rosss bedroom; Ross and Emily are making out. Ross as a new feature.Emily: Oh, blimey, I still cant believe youve got an earring!(Yep, its a little gold loop.)Ross: Huh? I know, I know. Who am I? David Bowe? (Shakes his head around, pretending like hes jamming.)Emily: He does that?!Ros
6、s: Uh, I dont know, whatever.Emily: I think it makes you look really dangerous.Ross: Oh, I know. Yknow what, I never wouldve gotten this if it werent for you. No really, when Im with you Im-Im like this whole other guy, I love that guy! I mean, I love you too, a lot, but that guy! I-I love that guy!
7、Emily: I love both of you!Ross: Yeah?(They kiss.)Emily: I wish I didnt have to go.Ross: Then dont. Stay here. Just dont go so soon to London, just one more day.Emily: Ohh, Ross, please!Ross: One more day, seriously/Emily: Dont do this to me, again. Youd know Id stay here in a minute, but Id really m
8、iss so much work, theyll fire me.Ross: So, then you can stay as long as you want.Emily: I wish I could.Ross: Oh no. Dont, dont, dont start packing. Come on! (She puts some clothes into her bag, and Ross throws them out.)Emily: I dont think you understand packing. Look, I just dont want to leave it t
9、o the last minute. Last time I left in such a rush, I left my knickers here.Ross: Yeah, I know, I uh, I tried them on.Emily: You didnt!Ross: No. No, I didnt. I didnt want to be that guy.Scene: Monica and Rachels erm, Chandler and Joeys, Joey and Chandler are watching one of those Kung Fu movies and
10、imitating the moves.Phoebe: (entering, wearing Santa pants) Hello!Chandler: Ho! Ho! Ho!Phoebe: Excuse me.Chandler: Your pants!Phoebe: Oh, yeah! You like em? I just, I went to a used clothes store and got a bunch of maternity stuff. These are sooo comfortable!Joey: Uhh, Pheebs, those are uh, those ar
11、e Santa pants.Phoebe: What?Chandler: Santa pants. (Phoebe still doesnt get it.) Santa Clauss pants.Phoebe: Nuh-uh! Theyre maternity pants. They even came with a list of baby names. (Pulls out a sheet of paper which lists whos been naughty and whos been nice.) See, these names are good, and these nam
12、es are bad. (Finally, she figures it out.) Ohh.Rachel: (entering) Hey!Monica: (entering) Hey!Rachel: SoHey, Pheebs! So, how are the elves?Phoebe: I dont know! How are the-the-the-the, yknowYoure clothes arent funny.Monica: Hey, guys, what-what should I wear to a Knicks game?Chandler: Uhh, a T-shirt
13、that says, I dont belong here.Joey: You have Knicks tickets?Rachel: Yeah, my mom got my dads season tickets in the divorce, so she just gave them to me.Monica: Yeah, apparently, theyre pretty good seats.Rachel: Yeah.Joey: (examining the tickets) Oh my God! Those are almost right on the floor!Rachel:
14、 Do you guys want these?Joey: Yeah!Chandler: Yeah we do!Rachel: Ohh, well you got em.Both: All right!Rachel: Just give us our apartment back!Phoebe: Boy! I didnt see that coming!Chandler: Are you serious?Rachel: Oh, come on! We know what these are worth.Monica: Yeah, what, do you think were stupid?J
15、oey: Youre not stupid. Youre meaner than I thought.Monica: What do you say?Chandler: Forget it! Okay, Im not giving up my bachelor pad for some basketball seats!Rachel: Youre bachelor pad?!Monica: Have you even had a girl up here?Chandler: No. But uh, Joey has, and I usually talk to them in the morn
16、ing time.Joey: Yeah, you do!Scene: Central Perk, Joey is whining to Chandler about the tickets.Joey: Come on!Chandler: (ignoring him) Yes, Gunther, can I get two cups of chino, please?Gunther: Good one.Joey: Come on, season tickets! Season tickets, do you know what that means?Chandler: Forget it! Ok
17、ay, Im not giving up the apartment.Joey: Oh comelook, when I was a kid my dads company gave season tickets to the number one salesman every year, all right? My dad never won! Of course, he wasnt in the sales division, but still, I never ever, ever forgot that!Ross: (entering) Hey, guys! (They both n
18、otice his new little friend)Joey: Hey!Chandler: Oh my God!Joey: We dont make enough fun of you already?Ross: Oh yeah, Emily convinced me to do it.Chandler: You do know that Wham broke up?Ross: I like it, and Emily likes it, and thats what counts. So uh, how are you guys doing?Joey: Oh-no, dont try a
19、nd talk all normal with that thing in your ear.Chandler: Where is Emily?Ross: Ugh, shes saying good-bye to her uncle.Chandler: Man, didnt she like just get here?Ross: Yeah! Yeah!Chandler: Easy tiger.Ross: I just, I hate this so much! I mean, every time I go pick her up at the airport, its-its so gre
20、at. But at the same time Im thinking, Well, Im gonna be right back there in a couple of days, dropping her off.Chandler: So what are you going to do?Ross: Nothing! Theres nothing to do! I mean, she lives there, I live here. I mean, she-shed have to uh, move here. She should move here!Joey: What?Ross
21、: I could ask her to live with me!Chandler: Are you serious?Ross: I mean, why not! I mean, I mean why not?!Chandler: Because youve only known her for six weeks! Okay, Ive got a carton of milk in my fridge Ive had a longer relationship with!Ross: Look guys, when Im with her its-its-its like she bring
22、s this-this-this great side out of me. I mean I-I-I love her, yknow?Chandler: And I love the milk! But, Im not gonna some British girl to move in with me! (Realizes that made no sense.) Joey, you say things now.Joey: All right look, Ross, hes right. Emilys great, shes great! But this way too soon, y
23、oure only gonna scare her!Ross: I dont want to do that.Joey: No! You dont want to wreck it, you dont want to go to fast!Ross: Yeah, no, youre right, I know, youre right, Im not, Im not gonna do it. All right, thanks guys. (Gets up to leave.)Chandler: Okay, no problem, just remember to wake us up bef
24、ore you go-go.Scene: Monica and Rachels erm, Chandler and Joeys, later that same day. Joey and Chandler are eating pizza, and Phoebe is trying to knit something.Phoebe: Thats too hard. Too hard!Monica: (entering with Rachel) All right boys, last chance for the tickets!Rachel: Or Ill give them to my
25、new boyfriend, Joshua.Chandler: No thank you.Joey: Wait-wait-wait-wait! (To Chandler) Come on! Come on, lets trade! The timings perfect, I just clogged the toilet! Chandler: Look, I want those basketball seats as much as you do! Okay, but we cant leave in the small apartment after weve lived here! D
26、idnt you ever read Flowers for Algernon?Joey: Yes! Didnt you ever read Sports Illustrated?! No! I didnt read yours! But come on, we can go to the game tonight!Chandler: Look, the only way I will even consider this is if they offer a lot more than just season seats.Joey: Its the Knicks!Chandler: Scre
27、w the Knicks!Joey: Whoa!Chandler: I didnt mean that. I just meant that the apartment is worth so much more.Joey: Huh.Chandler: And the Knicks rule all.Joey: Yeah, the Knicks rule all!Phoebe: Hey, so? Are you gonna do it?Chandler: No. No. Were not gonna do that, yknow why? Because its not an even tra
28、de.Rachel: All right, okay, look, what if you could keep the apartment and get the tickets?Joey: Done!Rachel: Let me finish. Joey: Oh. Rachel: Im talking about a bet, winner takes all.Joey: Ooh, we could end up with nothing.Phoebe: Or you could end up with everything.Joey: Ooh, I like that.Monica: A
29、ll right, so what do you say?Chandler: No!Monica: Oh, just do it!Chandler: Op, op, Im convinced!Joey: Come on man, you know Id do it for you! Because, youre my best friend.Chandler: All right, but you cant use that again for a whole year. Im in.Joey: All right!Phoebe: Ooh, this is so exciting! Ooh,
30、God, what are you going to bet?Rachel: Oh, okay, well, I think we should let Phoebe decide, because shes the only whos impartial, and shes so pretty.Phoebe: Okay. Umm, ooh, oohoh, I have a game!Joey: Okay! Chandler: Okay!Phoebe: This is great!Joey: Whats the game?! Whats the game?!Phoebe: Oh, well,
31、it doesnt have a nameoh, okay, Phoebeball! No, it doesnt have a name. Umm, okay, Monica, what is your favourite thing about trees?Monica: Theyre green?Phoebe: Good! Good! Five points!(They both rejoice; Chandler is totally confused.)Phoebe: All right, Joey, same question.(He looks to Chandler, who d
32、oesnt have a clue.)Joey: Uhh, theyre tall.Phoebe: Ooh, three points. Both fine answers, but we were looking for leafy, leafy.(Joey turns and is angry that Chandler didnt come up with the answer.)Monica: Thats not even a game!Rachel: What? Shut up! Were winning!Monica: You wanna finish this right now
33、? All right, we get a deck of cards, high card wins. What do you say?Chandler: Fine, lets do it.Phoebe: Oh, I have cards!Joey: Oh.Monica: Oh, good.Phoebe: Yeah! Here! (She grabs a deck out of her purse) Oh no, these are the trick deck. Okay. Here yes. Okay.Chandler: Okay, you guys uh, you guys pick
34、firstRachel: Okay.Monica: Okay. (She picks a card.) Four.Chandler: Thats a low one!Joey: Yeah! Okay. (Joey picks a card.) Phoebe, you look, I cant.Phoebe: What make you think I can?! (Shields her eyes from it.)Joey: Okay. Okay. (He looks at the card.) Ace!(Both Joey and Chandler and Monica and Rache
35、l jump up and down for joy.)Chandler: Why are you screaming and hugging?Monica: Because we won our apartment back!Joey: What? Ace is high! Jack, queen, king, ace!Monica: No! Ace is low! Ace, two, three, four!(They all look to Phoebe to settle this.)Phoebe: I dont know. Ooh! Ooh! Look it! (She fans o
36、ut the trick deck.) Ah-ha!Rachel: All right, cut, lets pick again, pick again.Joey: Okay.Rachel: Come on apartment! Come on apartment! (Picks a card.) Oh! I know queen is high!Joey: Uh-huh, not as high as(picks a card) It worked! King!Chandler: Yeah baby!Monica: But, we pick again! We pick again!Joe
37、y: Why?!Monica: I dont know!Chandler: Tickets please! (Rachel hands over the tickets) Thats courtside baby!Joey: Seriously, good game though. Good game. (He tries to congratulate them, but they pull away.) (To Chandler) What are they so mad about? They get the apartment back!Chandler: No they didnt!
38、Scene: Rosss apartment, Emily has packed as Ross returns.Ross: Hey!Emily: I packed while you were gone. I left some knickers under your pillow.Ross: (laughs) Move in with me.Emily: What?!Ross: Dont be scared, I-I know it sounds crazy and-and people will say its too soon, but just-just think, think h
39、ow great it will be.Emily: Ohh, no. Ugh. Oh, leaving London, my whole family lives there.Ross: I know.Emily: My job!Ross: Well, so, you-youll get a job here! I mean, Im always hearing about uh, them foreigners coming in here and stealing American jobs; that could be you!Emily: Yeah, but it-it-its my
40、 whole lifeyou come to England.Ross: No, I cant. I would, I really would, but my son is here; I cant leave him. Isntyou dont think theres any way?Emily: Ohh, I dont think so. I mean it would be different if it was way into the future and-and-and we were getting married or something.Ross: What?Emily:
41、 Oh no, no, right I shouldnt have said married. Uh, please dont go freaky on me. I didnt mean it. Well, I didnt say it; I take it back!Ross: No, no, dont. Why dont we?Emily: Why dont we what?Ross: Get married.Emily: You are mad!Ross: No! No! Im not! Its-its-its perfect! I mean its better than you ju
42、st-just moving here, cause its us together forever, and thats-thats what I want.Emily: Weve only known each other for six weeks!Ross: Yeah, I know, so what? I mean, whos-whos to say? Does that me we-we cant do it? Look, huh, I was with Carol for four years before we got married and I wound up divorc
43、ed from a pregnant lesbian. I mean, this, this makes sense for us. Come on! I mean, on our first date we ended up spending the whole weekend in Vermont! I mean, last night I got my ear pierced! Me! This feels right. Doesnt it?Emily: My parents are going to be really mad.Ross: Is thatare you saying y
44、es? Is that yes?Emily: Yes.(They kiss and hug.)Emily: Yes!Ross: Yes! Were getting married?!Emily: Oh my God! Ross: Yes!Emily: Were getting married!Ross: Come here, come here. Uh, (He takes the earring out.) ow! Emily, will you marry me?Emily: Yes.(He tries to put it on her finger.)Emily: Ohh, its a
45、bit small.Ross: Damn! I thought that was going to be romantic as hell!Emily: It was.(They kiss.)COMMERCIAL BREAKScene: The hallway, Joey and Chandler are coming back from the game.Chandler: Those were like the best seats ever.Joey: Oh yeah. Hey! Should we give these shirts to the girls? Yknow, kinda
46、 like a peace offering.Chandler: Oh yeah, thats very nice. Plus, yknow they were free and theyre too small.(He knocks on the girls door and walks in. Surprise! The girls, obviously using Star Trek technology, have completely moved everything in both apartments back to their original positions, all i
47、n the time it took for the guys to go to a basketball game. Wow! Anyhoo, Chandler is stunned, and Joey doesnt even realise it.)Chandler: Oh. Oh, God! (He starts running around like a chicken with his head cut off.)Joey: Hey, want a beer? (Hands him a beer and sits down in one of the chairs.) (Jumpin
48、g up.) WHOA!Chandler: I KNOW!(They both sprint to what used to be their apartment.)Chandler: Open up! Open up! Open up!(A very angry Monica opens the door with the security chain still on.)Monica: Well discuss it, in the morning! (Slams the door shut.)Chandler: What the hell is going on?!(Its Rachel
49、s turn to open the door.)Rachel: We took our apartment back! (Slams the door shut.)Phoebe: (opening the door) I had nothing to do with it. (Closes the door.) (Opens the door.) Okay, it was my idea, but I dont feel good about it.(She goes to close the door, but Chandler puts his foot it in.)Chandler:
50、 We are switching back, right now!Monica: No, were not! Were not leaving!Chandler: Well, youre gonna have to leave sometime, because you both have jobs, and as soon as you do, were switching it back! Theres nothing you can do to stop us! Right, Joe?Joey: I dont know.Chandler: What?Joey: I dont want
51、to move again! Chandler: I dont care, this is our apartment! And they stoleyou stole itour apartment, and we won that apartment fair and square, twice! And I am getting it back right now. Im getting back right now!(They open the door.)Rachel: All right. We figured you might respond this way, so we h
52、ave a backup offer.Chandler: Oh no-no-no, no more offers. You cant offer anything to us!Rachel: Let us keep the apartment andMonica: As a thank you, Rachel and I will kiss for one minute.Time lapse. The guys are entering their apartment.Chandler: Totally worth it!Joey: That was one good minute!Chand
53、ler: Good night.Joey: Good night.(They both go back into their old rooms and shut the doors. Of course, Chandler has to close both sections of his door.)Cut to the girls apartment.Monica: Men are such idiots.Rachel: Yeah! Can you believe that something that stupid actually got us our apartment back?
54、Phoebe: Thats so funny to think if youd just done that right after the last contest, no one would have had to move at all.Monica: Yeah, let-let-lets pretend thats not true.Rachel: Yeah.Phoebe: Okay, scarfs done. (Its not really a scarf, its just a bunch of yarn that Phoebe has tied together. Just th
55、en, Ross and Emily enter dragging with them Joey and Chandler.)Ross: Come on! Come on. Come on.Chandler: Okay!Phoebe: Hey!Ross: Hey!Monica: What-whats going on?Joey: Ross has some big thing to tell everyone.Ross: Uhh, okay, its uh, Emily and I, we decided to uh, to get married.(The gang is stunned.)
56、Phoebe: What? Oh, are you pregnant too?!Emily: Umm, no.Monica: When, when didhow, how did youRoss: We, we just decided to uh, to go for it.Emily: I mean, we know its a bit hasty but, uh, it just feels so right, so(Rachel slowly walks in from her bedroom. She is stunned speechless.)Ross: (turning aro
57、und.) Umm, uh, I was just telling the guysRachel: Yeah, I-I heard. (Pause, everyone looks at each other, waiting for Rachels reaction.) I think its great! (Hugs Ross.) Ohh, Im so happy for you!(Seeing Rachels apparently okay with this, the rest of the gang jumps up to congratulate Ross and Emily on
58、their pending nuptials.) Chandler: Oh, well, thats great!Joey: Yeah! Yeah!Monica: (to Ross) I cant believe youre getting married! Ross: Yeah. (They hug again.)Joey: Monica and Rachel made out. (Giggles like a schoolboy and Monica glares at him.)CLOSING CREDITSScene: Joeys bedroom, he is awoken by th
59、e singing guy.The Singing Man: (singing) Mornings here! The mornings here! (Joey joins him.)Both: Sunshine is here! The sky is clear, the mornings here!The Singing Man: Hey! Youre back!Joey: Hey! (Singing) Get into gear!The Singing Man: (singing) Breakfast is near!Both: The dark of night has disappe
60、ared!The Singing Man: Ill see you tomorrow morning!Joey: (happily) Okay!END419 忙中出错 （唱）早晨到了，阳光美，天空蓝，早晨到了，早晨到了嗨，你非要这样做吗？今天是星期六噢，别这样！早晨到了（唱）早晨到了，早晨到了，阳光美我讨厌这套房子！我讨厌这墙上的颜色！我讨厌这个地方闻起来有种鸟的味道我讨厌那个唱歌的家伙你在开玩笑吧？我喜欢那家伙。（唱）早晨到了，早晨到了闭嘴！我要杀了你。我讨厌我的房间这么小嗨，象我这样，空间够用就好。莫妮卡，你连床都没有，你睡在地板上的球里你知道什么？我真厌烦你的抱怨。我一直在努力使我们住得
61、更好。对不起。对不起。好吧。看，这房子多好啊。闭嘴！这地方就是个洞。哎呀, 我不敢相信你居然戴了耳环我知道，我知道，我是谁？大卫.邦威？他也戴耳环吗？我不知道，管他呢我觉得你戴耳环看起来象个危险人物我知道。你要知道，我戴这个都是因为你不确切。当我和你在一起时，我就象变成另一个人，我喜欢那个家伙。我是指，我更爱你，但那家伙，我爱那家伙我爱你们两个是吗？真希望我不用走就好了那就别走。留下来。别那么快就回伦敦，再多呆一天罗斯，求你了，再多留一天，真的别那样。我也想再多留一分钟，但我搁下了很多工作没做，他们会解雇我的那么，你就可以想待多久就待多久要真是那样就好了不，不要，不要收拾。不要我不是现在走。我
62、只是不想临走时再收拾。上次，我走的很匆忙，结果把我的短裤留在这了.是，我知道。我，我试着穿了一下你，不会吧？不，不。我没有。我不想成为那家伙嗨！哈！哈！哈！什么？你的裤子！噢，是呀！你们喜欢吗？我只是，我去了二手商品市场，买了一大堆孕妇装。这些真的非常舒服菲比，那是，那是圣诞裤什么？圣诞裤，圣诞老人的裤子不！这些是孕妇穿的。这里还有一张婴儿名单看，这些是好名字，这些是坏名字。哦嗨！嗨！嗨，菲比。那，小顽皮怎么样了？我不知道。那，那，那，你的衣服很可笑。嗨，小子们。我应该穿什么去看尼克斯队的比赛？T恤说：“我不属于这里”你有尼克斯队比赛的票？是，我妈在和我爸离婚的时候拿了他这个赛季的票，然后就给
63、我了很显然，座位很好。我的上帝！就在场地的右侧你们想要吗？想！我们想！好吧，给你们。太好了把我们的房子还给我们小子们，这事跟我无关你是认真的？我们知道这值多少？你们觉得我们很傻吗？不傻。你们比我们想像的要狡猾。怎么说？忘了它。我不会因为几张篮球票而放弃我的单身住处。你这是单身住处？有女孩住过这吗？没有，但是，乔伊有过。我只是通常在早上和她们说话。是，没错来吧巩特尔，请给我两杯契诺点的不错。赛季门票！赛季门票你知道那意味着什么？别提它了。我不会放弃我的房间的。你看，当我是个孩子的时候我爸爸公司每年只有销售冠军才能得到赛季门票。我爸爸从来没有得到过。当然他不在销售部门。但是我从来没有忘记过兄弟们！
64、嗨！我的上帝！我们开你的玩笑还不够吗？艾米丽赞成我这样你不知道这要打了一个洞？我喜欢，艾米丽喜欢那就值。你们怎么样？不，不要试图觉得你耳朵上的东西很正常艾米丽在哪？她在和她的叔叔告别小子，她不喜欢住这吗？是！是！放松点，老虎我真的很讨厌这样！每次从机场接她，那感觉真好但是这个时候我在想“几天以后我又要回到这里，送她走”那你打算怎么办呢？不知道。也没办法。她住那，我住这，她最好能搬来，她应该搬来什么？我应该能要求她和我住一起你说真的吗？为什么不？我说，为什么不？因为你们只认识了六个星期我和我冰箱里的牛奶相处的时间也比你们长听着，当我和她在一起的时候她发掘了我最好的一面我的意思是，我爱她我爱牛奶！
65、但我不会让某个英国女孩搬来和我住乔伊，现在你说罗斯，他是对的。艾米丽很好。她很好。但是这样太快了，你只会吓着她我不想那样你不想搞砸了，不想太快是的，我知道，你们是对的。我不这么做。好了，多谢你们没关系。在你们跳戈戈舞之前，别忘了叫醒我们那太难了。太难了好了，得到门票的最后机会否则我就给我的新男友Joshua.不用了，谢谢等等，等等，我们谈谈。时机正好，我刚刚把厕所给堵了我和你一样想得到门票但是我们回来以后不能住在一套小公寓里你没有读过“阿尔杰农之花”吗？是啊，你没有读过体育杂志吗？我是没有读过你那本书，但我们今晚能去看比赛唯一可以考虑的是她们能否给出别的什么超过门票价值？那是尼克斯队！管他什么
66、尼克斯！哇噢！我不是这个意思。我只是想说我们的公寓价值远远超出门票哼！尼克斯决定一切。是，尼克斯决定一切。怎么样？你们换吗？不，不，我们不换。你们知道为什么吗？因为那根本不是交易。好吧。那你们保留公寓票也归你们，如何？成交！让我说完我说的是打赌，是赢家才行我们一无所获你们也可以满载而归我喜欢你这么说那好，怎么说？不噢，不行我，我，我坚持来吧，我来替你，因为你是我的好朋友好吧，但你一年之内不能再利用这种关系了。我加入好啊真是让人兴奋啊！噢，天，你们赌什么？好吧，我们让菲比决定因为她是唯一中立派，并且很漂亮好吧，噢，噢，我有个游戏好啊！好啊！太好了！什么游戏？什么游戏？哦，这，没有名字好，就叫菲比
67、球。不，它没有名字莫妮卡，你最喜欢树的什么？绿色？好，好，五分好了，乔伊，同样问题。它们很高？三分。都是好答案，但是我们要的是枝繁叶茂这根本不是游戏什么？闭嘴。我们赢了你想现在停止吗？那好，我们现在拿一副牌，大的赢，你们说呢？好吧哦，我有牌哦，好这，噢，不，这是骗人用的这里，对，好了好，你们先选四是张小牌菲比，你看，我不能看你怎么会认为我能？好吧，好吧，A你们为什么也尖叫拥抱？因为我们赢回了我们的公寓什么，A是大牌！J,Q,K,A不，A是小牌！A,2,3,4我不知道。看这个，啊哈！打住，我们重选，重选好来吧，公寓，来吧，公寓我知道，Q是大牌不，不会比.成了，K宝贝！我们重来，重来为什么我不知道
68、票！那是场边的位置，宝贝好游戏，好游戏。她们为什么生气？她们拿回了公寓不，她们没有中文字幕版权归六人行网站和翻译者Jean所有嗨！我在你不在的时候收拾好了我在枕头下面留了一些短裤搬来和我一起住？什么？不要害怕。我知道这听上去很疯狂人们会说这太快了但是想想，这样会多好不，哦！我不知道离开伦敦，我的家人都在那我知道我的工作那么，你在这也能找到工作我常听说那些外国人来美国得到了工作你也可以是，但那，那是我的生活你去英国不行，我想去，我真的想。但我的儿子在这里我不能离开他。你觉得没有其他办法了吗？我不这么认为。我是说如果有个将来的结果比如结婚或别的什么，事情就会不一样了。什么？不，不，我不应该说结婚。
69、别把我看成怪物我不是这个意思。我什么也没说，我收回。不，不，我们为什么不呢？什么？结婚你疯了不，我没疯。这很完美。我的意思是这比你搬进来住更好因为我们俩可以永远在一起，我，我也正这么想我们才认识了六个星期我知道，那又怎么样？谁会说？我们不能结婚吗？你瞧，我和卡萝认识了四年才结婚最终我还是受到伤害，和一个怀孕的同性恋离婚这，这使我们有意义我们的第一次约会就在佛蒙特州渡过了整个周末昨天晚上，我穿了耳洞，是我！这感觉很对，不是吗？我父母真的会疯了这是不是意味着你同意了？你同意了？是的是的是的，我们结婚？！噢，我的上帝！是的我们要结婚了到这来，到这来。噢呜！艾米丽，你愿意嫁给我吗？我愿意！哦，这有点小
70、该死！我原本想这会很浪漫这的确是那是我们曾有过最好的座位是的。我们应该把这些T恤给那帮女孩吗？就算讲和很好。再说它们也是免费的而且太小了噢，上帝！想喝啤酒吗？哇噢！我知道了！开门！开门！开门！我们明天再说到底怎么回事？我们把我们的公寓拿回来了这跟我没关系，我什么也没做这是我的主意，但是我觉得并不怎么好我们换回来，就现在！不，我们不换。我们不走。好吧，你们还可以再多待一会儿，因为你们都有工作你们一上班，我们就把它换回来。没有什么能阻止我们，对不对，乔？我不知道什么？我不想再搬了我不管，这是我们的公寓她们偷了你们偷了我们的公寓我们很公平的赢了那套公寓，两次！我现在就要拿回来，我现在就要拿回来好吧。
71、我们猜到了你们可能会这样所以我们有一个事后补救。不，不，不，没有补救。你们什么也补偿不了。让我们住这套公寓，并且.作为答谢，瑞秋和我接吻一分钟简直太值了！那一分钟太棒了！晚安晚安男人就这么傻是呀！你能相信我们这样就把公寓给拿回来了？想想如果在上次赌牌后你们就这么做那根本就没有人会想搬家了。太可笑了！那，那，那我们都假装什么都没发生好吧好了，围巾织完了。来，来。好！嗨嗨怎么回事？罗斯要告诉大家一件大事啊，好吧。是，艾米丽和我，我们决定，结婚！什么？噢，你也怀孕了？没有什么时候，你们怎么.我们，我们就是决定，要这么做我们知道这很匆忙，但是，觉得这么做是对的，所以.我只是来告诉大家.是，我，我听见了。这太棒了。我为你们感到高兴这太好了是啊，是啊我真不敢相信你们要结婚了是啊莫妮卡和瑞秋好上了.（唱）早晨到了，阳光美，天空蓝，早晨到了，早晨到了嗨，你回来了！嗨，开始唱！早餐要来了深夜的黑暗消失了