1、616 The One That Could Have BeenTranscribers Note: This is where Part II begins, which means this is now episode 616.Scene: Ross and Carols, Carol is working on something at the table and Ross is reading a newspaper on the couch.Ross: So honey this uh, this threesome thing umm, I mean how-how are yo
2、u gonna start to findCarol: Ooh, actually Ive been making a list of all the women I know who might be into doing this!Ross: Oh. (He takes the notepad she was using and looks at it.) Wow! (Flips to another page.) Huh. (Flips another page.) Boy! (Flips another page.) Well, someones been doing their ho
3、mework. (Flips two more pages.)Carol: Yeah. Ooh, and I know Gail Rosten is in there twice, but she is soRoss: Oh, I know. (Laughs) Yknow, just-just talking about it is getting me kindaCarol: Oh, me too.Ross: Yeah? Well, I-I think Bens asleep.Carol: Oh umm, yknow I think it would be better if we just
4、 save it.Ross: Yeah. Right. Save it. I can do that. (Gets up and does a little kara-tay.)Scene: The hospital, Chandler and Monica are there with Phoebe as Ross enters.Ross: Hey, Pheebs!Phoebe: Hey.Ross: Hey, hows it going?Phoebe: Well, Ive got to get out of this bed, Im going crazy here. Crazy!Monic
5、a: (handing her a cup) Here you go sweetie.Phoebe: What the hell is this, herbal tea? I hate herbal tea!Monica: But, I put some honey in it.(Phoebe mocks what Monica just said. Ross pulls Chandler aside.)Ross: She doesnt know she was fired yet, does she?Chandler: No, the doctors say it may kill her.
6、Phoebe: What are you two girls whispering about over there?!Chandler: (To Ross) But I think we should tell her.Ross: Hey Pheebs, maybe this whole heart attack thing is a sign, that-that you should start think about getting a different job.Phoebe: Okay, what is this? A stupid contest? Because we got
7、a winner here! (Points at Ross.)Chandler: Listen Phoebe, hes right. People are not supposed to have heart attacks at 31.Phoebe: I know! But if I didnt work there, what else would I do?Monica: Well, you used to like playing the guitar.Phoebe: Yeah that was lucrative! Smart like your brother!Chandler:
8、 Uh, what about yknow the massage thing? That never gave you a heart attack.Phoebe: Hmm, pulling in a salary in the high six figures or rubbing gross naked people for chump changeooh, what do I do?! What will I do?!Scene: Joeys apartment, (The one he had when he was Dr. Drake Remoray, because he sti
9、ll is.) Rachel is there and admiring the big ceramic fake dog.Rachel: Ohh, I mean its just so realistic!Joey: I know. (Joey is sitting in this tall chair that is made up of balls on polls. Youll have to see it to know what I mean.) Yeah, his name is Pat.Rachel: Pat the dog. Oh! Oh! I get it! (Laughs
10、 and finishes her drink.)Joey: (climbing down from his chair) Do you uh, do youready for a refill?Rachel: Oh, I probably shouldntso I will! (Joey starts making her refill and Rachel notices that rain thing Joey has.) Oh! Wow! Its like its raining!Joey: Pretty cool, huh? But if youre thinking you can
11、 put a fish in there and it wouldnt get sucked up into the mechanism, well youd be wrong.Rachel: Umm, can I use your bathroom?Joey: Its uh, right through there. (Points.)Rachel: Okay. (Starts to go.) God yknow, if someone told me a week ago that I would be peeing in Joey Tribbianis apartmentJoey: Ye
12、ah, lifes pretty great isnt it?Rachel: Yeah, it sure is!Scene: Monica and Phoebes, Monica is pouring wine for her boyfriend, Dr. Roger.Monica: I hope youre hungry, were starting with oysters. And yknow what they say about oysters, dont you?Dr. Roger: They have parasites?Monica: No! Umm well, some pe
13、ople say that Oysters are an aphrodisiac. Dr. Roger: What people?Monica: People! People say it! Come here! (She grabs him and kisses him.)Dr. Roger: So oysters, huh?Monica: And then were gonna have a little Middle Eastern cous-cous. Something we can eat, with our hands.Dr. Roger: Yknow, its funny, b
14、ut when we were studying communicable diseasesMonica: No-no-no, no! Its sensual!Dr. Roger: Ohh! Didnt know! Okay! Monica: Okay! (They kiss again and his beeper goes off.) Ohhh no!Dr. Roger: Im sorry sweetie, its the hospital. The food looks great, maybe save me some?Monica: I cant promise anything.
15、(She starts to dig in.)Scene: Ross and Carols, Ross and Carol are waiting anxiously for their new partner to arrive.Ross: Were really gonna do this, huh?Carol: Looks like it.Ross: Yknow, if, if this is too weird for you, we can still back out at (A knock on the door interrupts him.)Carol: (jumping u
16、p to get it) I got it!Ross: Okay.Carol: (opening the door) Susan! Hi! (Whod you think it was gonna be?)Susan: Hey! (They hug.)Carol: Thank you so much for coming.Susan: Oh, I wouldnt miss it for the world.(They start moving towards the bedroom, never taking their eyes off each other. They move past
17、Ross and stop.)Ross: Im-Im Ross by the way.Susan: (not taking her eyes off Carol) Hello Ross. (Takes off her coat and hands it to him.) I love what youve done with this space.Carol: Thank you so much.(They disappear into the bedroom leaving Ross standing in the living room holding Susans coat.)Ross:
18、 How hot is this?!Scene: Monica and Phoebes, Chandler and Monica are eating Monicas dinner.Chandler: Im sorry youre here with me instead of Roger.Monica: Yeah, me too.Chandler: Well, I could make it seem like hes here. (Imitates him.) Heres some little known facts about cous-cous. They didnt add the
19、 second cous until 1979. (Mumbles something further.)Monica: Stop it! Thats not funny!Chandler: Okay.Monica: Im sorry, okay? It justtonight was supposed to be yknow, it was supposed to be a big deal.Chandler: What was tonight?Monica: You dont want to know what tonight was.Chandler: Okay. (Pause.) Wh
20、at was tonight?Monica: Well, tonight waswas going to be my first time.Chandler: With Roger? (Monica shyly looks away.) Not just with Roger?! (Monica shrugs.) Oh my God!Monica: All right relax Mr. Ive Had Sex Four Times!Chandler: Four different women! Ive had sex way more times!Monica: How many?Chand
21、ler: Nine.Monica: I was just waiting for the perfect guy.Chandler: Well good, good for you. You really think that Roger is the perfect guy?Monica: No. Hes not a horrible guy.Chandler: Hey thats what I tell girls about me.Monica: Chandler, Im gonna die a virgin!Chandler: No you are not! You are sweet
22、 and wonderful and this is gonna happen for you.Monica: Oh really? When? Do you wanna do it with me?Chandler: Okay. (They both realize what he just said.)Monica: I was kidding.Chandler: So was I.Scene: Joeys apartment, Rachel is now three sheets to the wind and Joey is watching her.Rachel: Joey, you
23、re such an amazing actor! (He smiles.) How do you know where Dr. Drake Remoray leaves off and Joey Tribbiani begins?Joey: Well, with Dr. Drake they always tell me what to say. And with Joey, I pretty much have to make it up on my own.Rachel: Wow! Tell me something Joey(She falls off the couch)Whoa!
24、I just fell right off the couch there.Joey: Yeah you did.Rachel: Okay. (She climbs back onto the couch.) Joey: Here you go. Let me ask you a question.Rachel: Yeah?Joey: When was the last time someone told you just how beautiful you are?Rachel: Wow! I cant, I cant feel my hands.Joey: Come, come here.
25、 (He takes her hands in his and kisses each one, then kisses her on the lips. When the break the kiss, Rachel starts to get nauseous and throw up. Joey backs away in horror.)Scene: Monica and Phoebes, continued from earlier. Monica and Chandler are still discussing the previous question.Chandler: We
26、 cant do this.Monica: No! (They both laugh.) Oyster?Chandler: Yeah! (Takes it.) If-if-if we did do this there would be a lot of pressure on me, yknow? Because youve been waiting a very long time and I wouldnt want to disappoint you.Monica: Yeah but see I have nothing to compare it too. So even if yo
27、ure horrible, how would I know?Chandler: I do like that.Monica: Its harder for me! I have those four other women to compete with!Chandler: Well, if it helps there were only three. So it would just be for tonight, right?Monica: Absolutely! It would just be one friend (Points at Chandler) helping out
28、another friend. (Points at herself.)Chandler: Stop it! Were doing this! Lets do it!Monica: Noo! Okay!Chandler: Okay! (They both get up.)Monica: Umm, do you have any uhh, moves?Chandler: I have some moves.Monica: I have no moves. (He moves in to kiss her and she laughs and backs away.) Okay, whatcha
29、doin there?! (Giggles.) Oh yknow what? Im sorry, this is just too weird.Chandler: Yeah, lets just forget it.Monica: What if I turn out the lights? (Runs to shut them off.)Chandler: Okay!(She turns out the lights and in the darkened room Chandler starts to moan.)Chandler: Oh yeah.Monica: Chandler?Cha
30、ndler: (sexily) Yeah?Monica: Thats the couch.Commercial BreakScene: Monicas bedroom, she has just lost her flower to Chandler.Chandler: Oh my God!Monica: I know! Ill tell you something, we are gonna do that again!Chandler: Oh, okay! (He rolls over to do that again.)Scene: Joeys apartment, the next m
31、orning, Rachel is passed out on the couch.Joey: (entering) Morning!Rachel: (wakes up suddenly and realizes where she is) Oh right.Joey: Yeah.Rachel: (groans) Oh God. Oh I cant believe Joey Tribbiani heard me throw up!Joey: Well he actually saw you a little bit too.Rachel: Noo! Oh God we didwe didnt,
32、 we didnt uhhJoey: No! No! No, not after seeing that.Rachel: God Im just a horrible person.Joey: Wh-why?Rachel: Because Im married. Thats right, I am a married woman! And I came to a TV stars apartment to have an affair! Uck!Joey: Thats ridiculous! Im not a Star, just a regular famous actor.Rachel:
33、Yeah and Im a horrible, horrible person.Joey: Rachel, would you stop saying that?! Hey-hey look, remember on the show when-when Caprice was dying and she gave meRachel: The ring from the cave, yeah.Joey: Wow! Uh okay, well uh (He gets up, opens a drawer, and pulls out the ring.)Rachel: (seeing the r
34、ing and gasping) Oh my God, they let you keep that stuff?!Joey: Sure! As long as they dont find out you can keep whatever you want! And I want you to have it.Rachel: No! No-no-noJoey: Yes! Yes! And every time you look at it, I want you to remember that you are a good person. Okay, youve had the chan
35、ce to cheat, and with me, but you didnt. And thats what this ring stands for.Rachel: But I thought that ring stood for Caprices undying love for her brother.Joey: Look, do you want the ring or not?!Rachel: Yeah!Scene: Phoebes hospital room, Joey and Ross enter as Phoebe comes out of the bathroom wea
36、ring her robe.Ross: Hey!Joey: Hey!Ross: Look at you! Youre up!Joey: All right!Phoebe: I thought Id try to take a walk. Would you pour me some water? Ill be back soon.Joey: Whoa-whoa-whoa! Youre not gonna use the pay phone to call work, are ya?Phoebe: No. Ive learned my lesson.(She goes out into the
37、hall and when shes there and the door is closed; she rips off her robe to reveal her work clothes.)Phoebe: Lets go! Come on! Move it! (Grabs her coat.) Come on! (To an old man whos holding her shoes and briefcase.) Shoes! Briefcase! (Takes them both.) Thanks Lou, good luck with the gall bladder. (Sh
38、e leaves.)Cut back to her room, Joey and Ross are sitting there waiting for her.Ross: Hey Joe did Did you ever have a threesome?Joey: (not quite sure of how to answer that) Well uh, look Ross I uh, I think Carols great and Im sure youre a very attractive man, but I.Ross: No! The reason Im asking is
39、that I sorta had one last night.Joey: You?Ross: Yeah!Joey: Wow!Ross: Yeah!Joey: All right! So, was it amazing?Ross: It was, it was okay.Joey: Just okayDid you do it right?!Ross: Look, its just did, did you ever go to a party and think, Would really anyone miss me if I werent here?Joey: Huh. But stil
40、l Ross, youre worst day with two women, pretty much better than any other day! Yknow what I mean?Ross: Oh-oh, absolutely!(They both laugh.)Ross: Its just, my part seemed to be over pretty quickly and then, and then there was a lot of waiting around.Joey: But you got to be with both of them, right?Ro
41、ss: Not-not really. Th-th-there was just Carol.Joey: Not the other one?Ross: No, she kept kicking me away!Joey: Yeah, you dont want that.Ross: No!Joey: Well hey, at least you got to see a lot of stuff, right?Ross: Oh I a lot of stuff!Joey: You got a little bored?Ross: A little. Yeah. I made a snack.
42、Joey: Yeah? What did ya have?Ross: Just a sandwich. Turkey, a little mustardJoey: Sounds good.Ross: It really was!Scene: Monica and Phoebes, Monica is making a sandwich as Chandler enters.Chandler: Hey!Monica: Hey!Chandler: Let me tell you about this chick I scored with last night! Oh no wait a minu
43、te that was you!Monica: Hey, check me out, Im a slut!Chandler: So you uh, want to do something tonight?Monica: Oh I cant. Dr. Roger is coming over again.Chandler: Oh. Oh right! Right! Because youre still seeing him and uh, hes a good guy. I mean, I remember a time when (He fakes falling asleep.)Moni
44、ca: Are you okay?Chandler: Yeah! Totally! Totally, and you?Monica: Great! Its so amazing! I mean, last time Dr. Roger came over, I was so nervous, but then after being with you Im all like, Can the doctor see me now?Chandler: I bet he can.Monica: Yknow, I dont have an appointment, but I sure could u
45、se a physical. (He laughs halfheartedly) Are you sure youre okay?Chandler: Oh yeah! Yeah! Dont worry about me, Ill be fine! (Does a kara-tay move.)Scene: Rachel and Barrys bedroom, Rachel is returning from her disastrous attempt at an affair to find that Barry was much, much more successful with his
46、.Rachel: Ohh! My God! Barry!Barry: You-you-you said you were gonna be away all weekend!Rachel: Oh thats right! Im sorry! I-I am early! Finish! Please!Scene: Phoebes office, she is arriving without the knowledge that shes been fired.Phoebe: Surprise! Look whos back!Arthur: Hey Pheebs! Phoebe: Hey! Ar
47、thur: (To another coworker) Call security. (To Phoebe) Pheebs, didnt you get fired?Phoebe: Uh, I dont think so!Jack: Phoebe?Phoebe: Jack! Hey!Jack: What are you doing here?Phoebe: All better! Back to work! Except this clown from research told me I was fired. He should do his research, huh?Jack: Well
48、, you were fired.Phoebe: Nu-uh!Jack: I told that guy who answered your phone.Phoebe: Oh, okay I didnt get that message. So this doesnt countAnyway, Ill be in my office.Jack: Uh, Phoebe you-you dont have an office.Phoebe: Thats all right, Ill work here. This is goo, next to this plant. (She picks a p
49、lace in the lobby next to a plant.)Jack: (approaches her) Phoebe, listenPhoebe: Youre in my office! Look, I have made a lot of cash for this company! Okay? I am talking big bucks! Pesos! Yen! Rubles! You make one little mistakeJack: You lost 13 million dollars.Phoebe: Oh, so this is all about money!
50、 Yknow its bad enough thatOw! Oh, you have got to be kidding!Jack: Are you all right?Phoebe: Im having another heart attack!Jack: What?!Phoebe: Im having another heart attack! Call 9-1-1!Jack: Take it easy. (Sits her down.)Phoebe: (to Arthur, hes the guy calling 9-1-1) Dumbass!Woman: Hey Pheebs! How
51、s it going?!Phoebe: Well, they fired me and Im having heart attack.Woman: Wow! Well, welcome back!Phoebe: Yeah.Scene: Central Perk, Ross is there as Rachel storms in.Rachel: Hi Ross!Ross: Hey Rachel.Rachel: Is Joey Tribbiani here?Ross: Umm, no.Rachel: Well, if you see him, will you please tell him t
52、hat Im looking for him and that this I am not gonna throw up!Ross: That-thats always good news. Are you okay?Rachel: Me? Im great! Im fine! Im sooo good! But, you know whos not great?! Men! Youre a man right Ross?!Ross: Yeah.Rachel: Sit down! Ross: Okay. (He does so.) Rachel: Let me uh, let me ask y
53、ou something, do wedding vows mean squat to you people?! And why is it that the second we tell you were going out of town, bamn there you are in bed with the neighbors dog walker?!Ross: Were sorry.Rachel: No seriously! Seriously! What has happened to the sanctity of marriage?Ross: Didnt you spend la
54、st night at Joeys?Rachel: Aw what are you?! A detective?Ross: Look I-I dont know whats going on with you and your husband and what is hopefully an adult dog walker, look can I just say not all men are like that.Rachel: Oh. (Doesnt believe it.)Ross: Hey! There are some men who will do whatever it tak
55、es to make their marriage work! Okay? There are some men who will stand by and-and watch as their wives engage in-in what only can be described as a twosome with some-some woman she barely knows from the gym!Rachel: Who are these men?Ross: Men. I guy I know.Rachel: Well, you might want to tell him i
56、t sounds like his wife is (whispers) gay.Ross: She is not (Realizes) Shes gay. Oh my God. She is so gay! I cant believe this.Rachel: Good day for married people huh?Ross: Im sorry your husband cheated on you.Rachel: Im sorry your wife is gay. I guess women arent that great either.Ross: Try telling m
57、y wife that.Scene: Monica and Phoebes, Monica is blowing out a candle as Chandler enters.Chandler: (sticking his head in the door) Okay to come in?Monica: Yeah, come on, eat, whatever you want. Dr. Roger got beeped again.Chandler: Yeah I know, guess who beeped him?Monica: What?!Chandler: Im the rupt
58、ured spleen. (Laughs.) Monica: Why would you do that?Chandler: Because you shouldnt be with him. (Pause.) You should be with me.Monica: Really?Chandler: Yeah! When you were talking about Roger, that was killing me! Look, things like last night they dont just happen. Yknow? Or at least not to me. Or
59、with the other two women, in the morning yknow I was just lying there and I couldnt wait to just go hang out with my friends, but with you I always yknow with a friend.Monica: Chandler!Chandler: I know you probably dont want to go out with me, yknow because I make too many jokes and Ive never been i
60、n a serious relationship and I guess Im not technically a doctor(Monica runs over and kisses him.)Monica: There was just one woman, wasnt there?Chandler: No, there were two.Monica: Including me?Chandler: Oh yeah.Ending CreditsScene: Central Perk, Phoebe is singing a new song as the gang looks on.Pho
61、ebe: (singing)It only takes two heart attacks to finally make you seeOne of them wont do it, but the second one will set you freeTell all your hate and anger, its time to say good-byeAnd that is just what I will do, soon as those bastards I work for die!La, la-la-la, la-la-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-laE
62、nd616 假 想 篇 外 篇（下集）宝贝，关于三人行的事，你准备怎么约人呢我列了张表，把准备约的女人都列出来了哇天啊!有人真没少做功课我知道葛尔拉丝藤出现了两次，但她实在太辣了光嘴上说说，已经让我蠢蠢欲动我也是班睡着了我认为我们应该留到下次一块做好的，留着嘿，菲比！嘿嘿，恢复得怎样？我得下床，让人发疯！喝点这个，甜心这是什么鬼东西，中草药？我讨厌中草药！但我有放糖她还不知道她被解雇了？医生说这会要她的命的你们两个妞在那边嘀咕什么呢?!我想告诉她太逼真了！我知道。他名叫帕特（拍拍）拍拍狗狗，哦！我懂你的幽默！你要再加满吗？好象不能再喝了? 满上！哇，好象下雨一样！很酷吧？但如果你想放鱼进去，你
63、就错了能上一下洗手间吗？请便天啊，一星期前要是有人告诉我，我会在乔伊崔比昂尼的公寓里尿尿生命够奇妙吧是啊！你饿了吧，头盘上牡蛎；你听说过关于牡蛎的传言吧？有寄生虫？不！有人说牡蛎可以壮阳谁说的?有人! 有人说的！过来!食牡蛎，呃？之后来一些东方风味的蒸粗麦粉，我们可以用手抓着吃这很有趣，不过会传染疾病不！这很性感！哦！是吗，好！好！别!对不起，甜心，医院找我。食物很棒，能给我留点吗？难说！真做？好象是如果你觉得古怪，我们可以取消来了！好苏删！嗨！嗨你来了我很高兴我说什么也不会错过顺便提一下，我是罗斯哈罗，罗斯.感谢你所做的一切谢谢你好辣?!很遗憾是我坐在这里，而不是罗杰我也很遗憾我可以装成他关
64、于粗麦粉，有一些鲜为人知的事实。在1979以前，它们都叫做cous而不是couscous.别说了! 这不好笑！好吧对不起，好吗？本来今晚非同寻常的有什么不同？你没兴趣知道的好吧.今晚怎么了？我的第一次和罗杰? 不只是和罗杰?! 天啊！别当真,先生！我做过四次！我和四个女人上过床！做过不知道多少次！多少次？九次我只是在等我的王子这不错。你认为罗杰是你的王子吗？不，他还不坏啦嘿，我通常跟女孩们这样形容我钱德，我到死都是处女身了！不会的！你这么可爱这么棒，你会遇到好男人的真的？几时？你会和我做吗？好我开玩笑我也是乔伊, 你演技出神入化！你怎能分辨缀克医生和乔伊崔比昂尼的界限呢？缀克医生呢，台词是现成
65、的；乔伊呢,我就得自己想台词哇!乔伊,我还想听听，哇!我摔下沙发了没错.好.我问你个问题什么?上次别人说你漂亮是什么时候?哇! 我手足无措过来不行别这样!吃点牡蛎?好我压力大，你等得太久，我不想让你失望我没法比较。就算你不够强，我又怎么知道？听来不错我才有压力呢，我要和你那四个女人竞争！你别有压力，其实只有三个。只限于今晚对吧？当然！只是朋友间的互相帮助而已还是算了；说做就做！-不!来吧！-来吧！你知道步骤？知道一些我不懂好，你在干嘛？对不起，这太奇怪了算了吧，我们忘掉这事关灯怎么样？好!耶.钱德？什么?你摸的是沙发天啊!是啊！再做一次好不好？哦，好！早上好!早上好.恩.哦，想不到乔伊崔比昂尼
66、竟看见我呕吐！看得还不少我们做了？没做吧？不!不！你呕吐，没做成我是个坏女人怎么这么说?我结过婚的。一个已婚女人！却跑到电视明星家乱来！这么讲不对！我不是什么明星，只是一般的名演员而已对，而我是个很差劲的女人瑞秋, 别这么说?! 还记得电视里Caprice死前给我的洞里魔戒，记得哇！好的天啊，竟可以带出来?!当然啦!只要不被发现，想带走什么都可以！我想把它送给你不!不拿着吧！以后你每次看到它，你就会记起自己是个好人。你本有外遇的机会和我乱来，但你克制住了。这就是戒指的含义可我本以为这戒指代表了Caprice对她哥哥至死不渝的爱你到底要不要？要!嘿!嘿!瞧瞧，你下床了！没什么!我想走走。给我倒杯
67、水，我马上回来哇，你想打电话给公司对吧？不，我听话得很快！鞋！公事包！谢谢你卢先生，祝福你的胆囊嘿，乔，你有过三人行的经验吗？罗斯，卡萝很棒，你也够吸引人，但我不！我这么问是因为我昨晚有过类似经验你?是啊!哇!没错!滋味如何？还可以啦只是可以而已?你有没有做对？是这样，你有没参加什么派对时会想，如果我离席，会不会有人挂念我呢？明白了。不过罗斯,和两个女人上床即使很糟，也比其他任何一天都棒。你明白我意思？当然明白！只是我参与的时间似乎太短，老让我干等但你和两个人都做了对吧？倒不是，只和卡萝做了。另一个没上手？她老踢开我！这可不好受不好受！至少你大饱眼福了,对吧？大开眼界！你感觉有点无聊？有一点所
68、以我去弄了点吃的你做什么了？一块三明治,火鸡和一点芥末听来很好吃是很美味！嘿!嘿!昨晚我和一个妞过夜了！哦，那不就是你吗！嘿，我成了个荡妇！今晚再做点什么好吗？今晚不行，罗杰医生要来对啊，你还跟他约会来着，他人不错。我还记得有一次你还好？很好！你呢？好得不得了！以前见到罗杰医生我特紧张;自从和你胡混过，我跃跃欲试，想立刻跟他见面他就快来了我没预约，但我可用身体引诱他你确定没有不爽?别担心我，我好得很！哦！天啊，巴利！是你说你周末不在的！我好抱歉！回来早了！请接着享受！惊喜吗！看谁回来了！嘿菲比！嘿叫保安。菲比，你不是被解雇了？才没有！菲比?杰克! 嘿!你还来干什么？我一康复就回来工作！调研科的
69、这个小丑说我被炒了，我看他没好好做功课。你的确被炒了不可能!那天我叫接电话的人转告你的反正我没听说过，不算！我回办公室菲比，你没办公室了没关系，我就在这里工作。在植物旁边菲比, 听好你侵犯我的领地！我给公司赚了那么多钱！比索! 日圆！卢布！你开除我是愚蠢的你让我们蒙受1300万美金的损失不过是损失点钱罢了！我已经够惨的了糟糕，老天爷跟我开玩笑！你怎么了?我心脏病复发！什么?!我心脏病复发！快打911求助！别急.笨蛋!嘿菲比，近来如何？我被解雇了而且心脏病复发哇!欢迎回来好吧嗨，罗斯!嘿 瑞秋.乔伊 崔比昂尼在吗？没在你看到他就转告他我在找他，这次我不会呕吐了！你没事吧?我很好！你知道谁不好？男
70、人！你是个男人对吧罗斯?!我是.坐！好我来问问你。婚姻对男人是不是狗屁？为什么女人说要出城，男人就在家乱搞？我们很抱歉婚姻的圣洁为何被践踏？你昨天在乔伊家过夜？你干什么的？侦探？我不知道你们两口子之间发生了什么，我也不了解那个第三者但男人并非全是一路货色哦。有的男人不惜一切挽救婚姻，甚至愿意眼巴巴看着老婆和她萍水相逢的女人上床；这只能算两人行罢了你说的男人是？我认识的男人你告诉他，他老婆大约是同志她才不是她是，天啊！她太同志了！难以置信！今天真是婚姻地狱很遗憾你丈夫有外遇很遗憾你老婆是同志我想女人也不全都是好东西你去跟我老婆讲我能进来吗？请进，随便吃。罗杰医生又被医院叫走了我知道，你知道谁呼的他吗？什么?!我就是那个脾破裂的病患你为什么这样做？因为我反对你同他在一起你应该和我交往说真的?你提起罗杰的语气要了我的命昨晚那件事不能过了就算了至少对我意义重大你和其他两个女人不同和她们上床，通常我都早起，急着去见朋友；但是你你就是我的朋友钱德!我知道你也许不太乐意同我交往我乱开玩笑，从不认真谈恋爱，我又不是医生你另外只有一个女人，对吧？不，两个包括我?是的.两次心脏病突发，你就会转变一次还不足以警醒你，两次就把自由还和仇恨与愤怒说再见我将要这么干等那些混蛋老板全完蛋！