1、高考资源网（） 您身边的高考专家319 The One With The Tiny T-shirtScene: Central Perk, Gunther is pouring Rachel coffee.Gunther: Here you go.Rachel: Thank you.Gunther: (In his head) Say Rachel, I was wondering if youd like to go to a movie with me sometime. As my lover! Nnnsch, too out there. Maybe youd just like to
2、 ah, get something to eat with me sometime? As my lover.Mark: (entering) Hi!Rachel: Hi! All right, lets go shoppin!Mark: Um, yknow, before we go ah, theres something I need to say.Rachel: Oh, okay.Mark: Ive kinda of had this ah, this crush on you. (Rachel is shocked) But since you were with Ross, I-
3、I didnt do anything about it. But, now that youre not, Id really like to ask you out sometime. So-so thats-thats what Im doing, now.(Gunther gets this hurt expression on his face and goes into the back room) Rachel: Wow! Umm.(Shes interrupted by a loud crash and the sound of braking dishes. Followed
4、 quickly by another crash. Everyone turns and looks at the back room, as Gunther emerges.) Gunther: I dropped a cup.Opening CreditsScene: The hallway between the two apartments, Pete and Monica are returning from their date.Pete: .so yknow, thats why, within a few years, that voice recognition is go
5、nna be pretty much standard on any computer you buy. Yknow, so you could be like-like, Wash my car. Clean my room. Its not gonna be able to do any of those things, but itll understand what youre saying.Monica: Oh, this is so great.Pete: Yeah, it was.Monica: All right then. (He leans in to kiss her g
6、oodnight, but she quickly kisses him on the cheek and pats his shoulder.) Bye.(She goes into her apartment and sees Chandler, Phoebe, and Ross sitting there.) Monica: Hello, people who do not live here.All: Hi! Hello!Monica: I gave you a key for emergencies!Phoebe: We were out of Doritos.Ross: Hey,
7、howd the date go with Mr. Millionaire?Chandler: Mr. Millionaire, new from Snooty Playthings! Third wife sold separately.Monica: Hes great! I mean we have such a good time together! Hes so funny, and sooo sweet, and Im not attracted to him at all!Ross: Still?!Monica: Noo! Its driving me crazy. I mean
8、 every other way hes like the perfect guy, he has everything. Plus! He actually has everything.Chandler: Life-sized Imperial Storm Troopers from Sharper Image?Monica: Two.Chandler: Wow! Can Joey and I put them on and fight?Joey: (entering, dancing and singing) Oh mommie, oh daddie, I am a big old ba
9、ddie! Oh mommie, oh daddie, I am a big old baddie! (He dances around the dinner table and exits) Ross: I guess he musta gotten the part in that play.Monica and Phoebe: Oh.Chandler: Yeah, either that, or Gloria Estefan was right, eventually, the rhythm is going to get you.Scene: A Theatre, Joey is ar
10、riving to rehearse the play hes in.The Director: Joe. Hows it going?Joey: Good. (He sets his stuff down and starts talking to Kate, another cast member.) Hey.Kate: Hi.Joey: Oh, so youre playing Adrienne, huh?Kate: Yes. Are you one of the retarded cousins?Joey: Oh, no. Ah, I playing your husband, Vic
11、tor. Im Joey Tribianni.Kate: Hi, nice to meet you. Kate Miller. (She goes over to the snack table, and Joey quickly runs over and pours her a cup of coffee.) Joey: So the ah, plays pretty great, huh?来源:学科网Kate: Oh, yeah. I love Jennifer Van Murrays work. Shes so brilliantly incisive when it comes to
12、 deconstructing the psyche of the American middle class.Joey: Oh, forget about it. She rocks!Kate: Where do I know you from?Joey: Dr. Drake Remoray. Days of Our Lives. Voted most datable neurosurgeon by Teen Beat.Kate: No, thats not it. So, youre a soap actor? Well this must be pretty exciting for y
13、ou to be in a real play, hmm?Joey: Hey, Ive done plays before. Im a serious actor.Kate: That info-mercial! For the milk carton spout thing! Youre-youre-youre the guy that doesnt know how to pour milk!Joey: See, I actually can pour milk, but I got you believing that I couldnt. Now, see, thats acting.
14、Kate: Right, at the end, you choked on a cookie.Joey: Yeah, that was real.Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is telling Phoebe about Mark, as Gunther eavesdrops behind them.Phoebe: Wow! I cannot believe Mark asked you out.Rachel: I know.Phoebe: What, so what are you gonna tell him?Rachel: Well, I told him
15、I would think about it, but Im gonna tell him no.Phoebe: Huh.(Gunther tries to swoop in to ask Rachel out.) Rachel: I mean I think Id say no to anybody right now. (Hearing this Gunther swoops back to cleaning tables.) Oh, but it was so strange. I mean Im standing there with this charming, cute guy,
16、whos asking me to go out with him, which Im allowed to do, and I felt guilty. Yknow, like Id be cheating on Ross or something.Phoebe: Wow. So, okay, maybe that means that, youre not over Ross yet and you have issues with your father.Rachel: I dont have any issues with my Father.Phoebe: Okay, so its
17、probably just the Ross thing then.Scene: Chandler and Joeys, Joey is telling Chandler about Kate.Joey: I hate this woman! I hate her! She told everyone in the company about that info-mercial, and now they all keep asking me to open their drinks. Okay, and whenever I cant do it, theyre all like-like
18、laughing at me.Ross: (entering) Hello.Chandler and Joey: Hey!Ross: So Rachel called. Wants to see me. Going over in a minute.Joey: Wow, what-what do you think she wants?Ross: Well, maybe the crazy fog has lifted and she realises that life without me ah sucks.Chandler: Its possible. You are very love
19、able, Id miss you if I broke up with you. (Ross glares at him) I was just trying to be supportive.Ross: Then be supportive like a guy.Chandler: (in a deep voice) If I broke up with you, Id miss you.Scene: Monica and Rachels, Rachel is there as Ross enters, walking very confidently.Ross: Hi.Rachel: H
20、i!Ross: You ah, wanted to see me?Rachel: Yeah. Ahh, heres a box of your stuff. (hands him a box) Ross: What?!Rachel: Oh, yknow, its just like hats, and a shirt, and CDs, just sort of stuff that youve left here.Ross: What are you doing? Are you trying to hurt me? Or something?Rachel: No. Ross, it, it
21、 just seems that yknow its time we-we yknow, move on. I mean, I mean dont you think?Ross: Yes. Rachel: Yeah?Ross: Yes, I do.Rachel: Good.Ross: Yeah, I-I really do. (takes a dinosaur mug out of the box) Hey! This-this was a gift?!Rachel: Ross, you got that for free from the museum gift shop.Ross: Its
22、 still a gift! I got it from the gift shop!Rachel: Okay, all right, give me the mug! Ill keep the mug.Ross: No! Yknow-yknow dont do me any favours. In fact, where, wheres the rest of my stuff?! Huh? Like-like my umm, (picks up a book) Hey, this book is mine! And-and-and, and that T-shirt you sleep i
23、n? Id like that back too. Yes, I do.Rachel: You know how much I love that T-shirt! You never even where that T-shirt!Ross: Im just trying to help you, move on.Rachel: Oh, you are a petty man. You are a petty, petty.Ross: Petty.Rachel: Petty. (goes into her room) Ross: Petty.Rachel: Petty.Ross: Petty
24、.Rachel: Small.Ross: Small. (Rachel comes back into the living room and catches Ross mocking her.) 来源:学,科,网Z,X,X,KRachel: You are so just doing this out of spite.Ross: Awwwahuh, no, no, no!Rachel: Huh?Ross: Im-Im gonna wear this all the time! I love this shirt! (he kisses the shirt) Rachel: You have
25、 not worn that T-shirt since you were 15! It doesnt even fit you anymore!Ross: Oh, yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah.Rachel: (imitating him) yeah-yeah-yeah!Ross: Oh-oh, okay, okay! (He quickly takes off his sweater in order to put on the T-shirt. Its an old Frankie says relax T-shirt, that barely fits him. Rachel
26、 nods her head in approval of the new look.) If you dont mind Im gonna the rest of my stuff, and relax, in my favourite shirt. (Starts to leave) You have a pleasant evening. (He exits and leaves the door open.) Scene: Central Perk, the gang minus Rachel and Ross are talking to Pete.Phoebe: So, youre
27、 like a zillionaire? (Pete smiles and nods) Chandler: And youre our age. Youre our age.Phoebe: Yknow what, you should like, you should buy a state and then just name it after yourself.Pete: What like Pete Dakota?Phoebe: Yeah, or, or, or, Mississ-Pete.Joey: Oh, oh, I got it! Pete-Chicago.Chandler: Th
28、ats not a state Joe.Joey: Oh, and Mississ-Pete is?Pete: I got to go, so ah, Ill see you guys later.All: Okay.Chandler: Youre our age!Pete: (to Monica, by the door) So ah, we on for tomorrow?Monica: Absolutely! (He goes to kiss her, but she stops him and rubs his head and says.) Now get out of here y
29、ou! (Pete leaves) (to the gang) Okay, Im running out of places I can touch him! Look, is there something wrong with me? I mean why am I only attracted to guys where theres no future? Either theyre too old, or theyre too young, and then theres Pete whos-whos crazy about me, and whos absolutely perfec
30、t for me, and theres like zip going on! I mean, seriously, does it sound like somethings wrong with me?!Phoebe: Yeah, kinda.Scene: The Theatre, Joey and Kate are rehearsing for the play.Kate: Happy?! Is that what Im supposed to be Vic? Happy?Joey: Well, why dont you tell me what youre supposed to be
31、! Huh? Because I sure as hell cant figure it out! I talk to you and nothin. You look at me, and its nothin. (He kisses her) Nothing.The Director: Tasty! Im really starting to feel like you guys have a history, its-its nice.Kate: I have a question about this scene.The Director: Yes?Kate: Well, I dont
32、 understand why Adriennes attracted to Victor.The Director: Peel the onion. First of all, hes good looking.Joey: Yeah.Kate: I think my characters gonna need a little bit more of reason than that.Joey: Oh, hey, how about this one. Ah, its says so in the script! Yknow ah, I-I dont know why my characte
33、r likes you either, I mean it says in the script here that youre a bitch.Kate: It doesnt say that in the script.Joey: It does in mine!Scene: The Hallway, Chandler and Ross are returning from working out.Chandler: I can blow dry it. I can put gel on it. It doesnt matter, I still wind up with this lit
34、tle (pats the flat spot on the back of his head) cowlicky thing on the middle part of my head. Its so annoying. Does it bug you?Ross: You bug me.Rachel comes out of her apartment, followed by Mark, and they leave on their date, without saying a word to Ross. Ross is stunned.Chandler: Is there any ch
35、ance you didnt see that?Commercial BreakScene: Chandler and Joeys, Chandler is watching a basketball game, Ross is staring out the peephole.Chandler: Ross! You gotta stop! Okay?! You cant just stare through the peep hole for three hours! Youre gonna get peep eye!Ross: I knew it! I knew it! I always
36、knew she liked him! Yknow, shed say no, but here we are! Right? We just broke up, first thing she does!Chandler: You didnt just break up.Ross: Hey, its been like three weeks!Chandler: You slept with somebody three hours after you thought you broke up. I mean bullets have left guns slower!Ross: Here
37、they come, here they come. Oh-ho, if she kisses him goodnight, Im gonna kill myself, I swear. I cant, I cant watch this. (turns away, then quickly turns to look again) Come on, date over! Date over! Uh-oh, here we go, shes going in.Chandler: Okay.Ross: Shes going in. Wait! Hes going in! Hes going in
38、! The doors closed! I, I cant see anything but the door closed!Chandler: And the inventor of the door rests happily in his grave.Ross: Okay, I have to do something. I mean, I have, I have to stop it!Chandler: Stop what?!Ross: I dont know, but I ah, I have the feeling that my being there will do it.
39、Ill go over and I will borrow something. Juice! I need juice!(He starts to exit, but Chandler tries to stop him by climbing on his back and grabbing hold of the foosball table.) Chandler: No! You cant! Ross: Look, they must be stopped!Chandler: I am your friend, and I am not gonna let you do this! (
40、Ross is now dragging Chandler and the foosball table to the door) You are surprisingly strong!Ross: I need juice! People need juice!Chandler: Look man!Ross: People need juice!Chandler: Listen to me! (Chandler turns him around and closes and holds the door shut with his feet.) Ross: Juice, I need.Cha
41、ndler: Shes moving on! Okay, if its not this guy, its gonna be somebody else! And unless youre thinking about subletting my peep hole, you are going to have to get used to the fact that the relationship is over! Okay, man? Its over.Ross: Yeah, okay. Chandler: Okay. Ross: Its just I miss her so much.
42、Chandler: I know. (He rubs Rosss head) Scene: Monica and Rachels, Rachel is pouring Mark some coffee.Mark: Why do all youre coffee mugs have numbers on the bottom?Rachel: Oh. Thats so Monica can keep track. That way if one on them is missing, she can be like, Wheres number 27?!(She sits down, and Ma
43、rk leans over and kisses her. Rachel doesnt react. He tries it again, and Rachel jumps back quickly.) Rachel: Yknow what?Mark: No. And I dont think Im gonna want to.Rachel: I cant do this.Mark: Yep. Yep, thats what I didnt want to know.Rachel: Well, oh, Mark, Im doing this for the wrong reasons, ykn
44、ow? Im just doing it to get back at Ross. Im sorry, its not very fair to you.Mark: Ahh! Fair, schmair! Yknow? Look, if you want to get back at Ross, I am here for you. Really? No-no, I say-I say, I say we get back at him right on this couch. Right here!Rachel: Oh God. Im sorry about this.Mark: Thats
45、 okay.Rachel: You sure?Mark: Yeah. I can just go home and get back at him by myself.Scene: A Hospital Reception, Monica and Pete are there.Spokeswoman: .has become the penicillin of the twenty-first century. And so today, this hospital is about to take major steps toward leading that revolution. It
46、is truly ironic, on one hand consider the size.Pete: (to Monica) Hey, can I ask you something?Monica: Sure.Pete: Where are we? Monica: (looks around) Well, with all these doctors and nurses, Im gonna say, midget rodeo.Pete: Just tell me the truth.Monica: Okay. Umm, yknow, I dont think, I dont think
47、I told you this, but umm, I just got out of a really serious relationship.Pete: Oh, yeah. Wasnt that like a year ago?Monica: So I did tell you. Okay, yknow, that really isnt the thing. Umm, the thing is that, right now Im just in a place in my life where I need to focus on me. Yknow what I mean?Pete
48、: Oh, yeah. I know that.Monica: I so wanna be attracted to you.Pete: But youre not. Okay, good.Monica: Im sorry.Pete: Yknow what, dont be. This is not, dont be, cause its not so bad.Monica: Its not?Pete: I know Im no John Bon Jovi, (Monica laughs) or someone who find attractive, Im just, I think, yk
49、now, that you might end up feeling differently.Monica: Well, um, look I-I dont want this to come our wrong, but ah, you seem awfully confident for a guy I just told I wasnt attracted too.Pete: Yeah, stupidly charming isnt it? Well listen lets, you wanna get something to eat? Cause this place is kind
50、a depressing. (they start to leave) Spokeswoman: And the man who made all this possible. Mr. Peter Becker.Pete: (to Monica) One second.(He takes the scissors, cuts the ribbon, shakes her hand, posses for the picture, and leaves.) Scene: Chandler and Joeys, Chandler is sitting in one of the black cha
51、irs, and turns to face the other one.Chandler: I dont think this town is big enough for both of us to relax in. (He blows on his hand) Draw! (He quickly pulls the lever to raise the foot rest, like a gunfighter in a Western.) (Joey enters.) Chandler: (to Joey) I wasnt doing anything. (Joey starts an
52、grily throwing his stuff down.) Uh-oh, what did she do now?Joey: Just because she went to Yale drama, she thinks shes like the greatest actress since, since, sliced bread!Chandler: Ah, Sliced Bread, a wonderful Lady MacBeth.Joey: God, I just, I hate her! I hate her! With her, Oh, Im so talented. and
53、 Oh, Im so pretty, and Ooh, I smell so good.Chandler: I think somebody has a crush on somebody.Joey: Hey, Chandler, can we please stay focused on my problem here?! Yknow?Chandler: Im talking about you. You big, big freak.Joey: Oh. (realises) Ohh. Ohh, youre out of your mind.Chandler: Hey, you have n
54、othing but talk about her for the last 48 hours! If you were in a school yard youd be pulling her pigtails and pushing her down now!Joey: Oh, yeah?! Then how come I keep thinking about her in all these sexual scenarios and stuff huh?!Scene: The Theatre, Kate and Joey are rehearsing the same scene as
55、 before. Kate: Happy?! Is that what Im supposed to be Vic? Happy?Joey: Well, why dont you tell me what youre supposed to be! Huh? Because I sure as hell cant figure it out! I talk to you and its nothin. You look at me, and nothin. (He kisses her, more passionately this time) Nothing.The Director: Yo
56、u guys make me fly! High! Okay, were gonna pick it up here, tomorrow.Kate: Well, that was ah.Joey: Better?Kate: Yeah! Yeah, it was definitely an improvement. Gnight.Joey: Ah, Kate? Kate: Yeah?Joey: You ah, you forgot your shoes.Kate: (she giggles) Im probably gonna need those. Huh? (she giggles some
57、 more) Joey: Hey, listen you ah.Kate: Hmm?Joey: .feel like getting a cup of coffee?Kate: Umm.The Director: (leaning in) Kate?Kate: Yep.The Director: You ready to go?Kate: Yeah.The Director: (to Joey) Very nice. Very nice. (he walks away) Kate: So umm, Ill see you tomorrow, huh?Joey: Yeah, yeah sure,
58、 goodnight.Scene: Monica and Rachels, Monica is in the kitchen chopping vegetables. Chandler and Phoebe are sitting in the living room.Phoebe: (to Chandler) Hey! (Chandler looks up, startled) Why isnt it Spiderman? Yknow like Goldman, Silverman.Chandler: Cause its-its not his last name.Phoebe: It is
59、nt?Chandler: No, its not like, like Phil Spiderman. Hes a spider, man. Yknow like ah, like Goldman is a last name, but theres no Gold Man.Phoebe: Oh, okay. There should be Gold Man!Rachel: (entering) Hey!Monica: Hey, Rach, how was work?Rachel: Oh, great. Although I did sit down where there wasnt a c
60、hair.Monica: By the way, Ross dropped by a box of your stuff.Rachel: Oh, well, I guess I had that one coming. Im just gonna throw it out, its probably just a bunch of shampoo and. (she opens the box and stops) Monica: Something wrong?Rachel: (She takes the T-shirt out of the box and holds it to her
61、chest and take a deep breath.) No. Nothing. (She smiles and goes into her room.) Closing CreditsScene: Chandler and Joeys, Phoebe and Chandler are sitting in the black chairs.Chandler: So, ahh, what kind of powers would Gold Man have?Phoebe: Okay well, he would turn things to gold.Chandler: What abo
62、ut things that are already gold?Phoebe: Ahh, his work is done.Chandler: Okay, lets play my game now.Phoebe: Okay. All right you yellow-bellied-lilly-livered-DRAW! (they both kick up the foot rests like an old fashioned gun fight.) End319 小小T恤你的咖啡谢谢.瑞秋，有空要不要一起去看电影.以情侣的身份！太明显了.或者改天一起去吃饭.以情侣的身份！- 嗨！嗨!好
63、,买东西去走之前我有话要说哦，好的我很喜欢你以前有罗斯，我不方便行动既然你们分手了，我想约你出去所以，我现在就是在.约你我掉了一个杯子再过几年，语音辨别系统将成为电脑的基本配备你可以说“去洗车”、“去打扫房间”电脑办不到，但是听得懂好棒哦是啊就这样吧再见嗨，不住在这里的人嗨！你好！备用钥匙是有急事时才用的我们没有 Doritos 玉米片了跟百万富翁的约会如何？“百万富翁先生”最新玩具组合三老婆单独发售他很棒，我们在一起很开心他风趣又体贴而我对他没兴趣还是没兴趣？不我快疯了，他各方面都很完美什么都好，而且什么都有是的，他真的什么都有！有真人大小的“星际大战”人物模型吗？两套！哇乔伊和我可以拿来对
64、打吗？老妈，老爸，我是超级坏小子老妈，老爸，我是超级坏小子他一定接到那个舞台剧了或正如葛萝莉亚.伊丝特芬所唱来源:学科网ZXXK人迟早会随节奏起舞乔,你好吗？很好嘿！嗨那么，你演爱莉安咯？对，你演智障堂哥？不是，我演你的丈夫维克我是乔伊.崔比亚尼很高兴认识你，凯特.米勒这个剧本很棒吧？是啊，我好喜欢珍妮佛.班.贝利的作品她尤其能精确的解构中产阶级废话那么多，总之她特厉害我在哪里见过你？拉莫瑞医生？“我们的岁月”？“少女杂志”票选为最想跟他约会的神经外科医生不是那个原来你是连续剧演员能演出舞台剧，你一定很兴奋咯来源:Zxxk.Com我也演过舞台剧我是专业演员那个公益广告倒盒装牛奶的那个你是.那个
65、不会倒牛奶的人我会倒牛奶，我把你骗倒了这就是演技你还被饼干噎到了哦，那是真的不敢相信，马克居然约你出去是啊你要怎么回答？我说我会考虑，但是我会拒绝我目前不想约会好奇怪，这样一个.迷人、英俊的男人约我出去而且我也可以去但我却有罪恶感仿佛那样是背叛罗斯的也许这代表，你还没忘情罗斯而且还有父女问题我没有父女问题那就是罗斯的问题了我恨这个女人，我恨她！她到处宣扬公益广告的事现在大家都跑来找我开饮料每次我打不开，他们就.就笑我你好嘿！瑞秋打电话来说想见我我待会就要过去你觉得她有什么事么？也许她茅塞顿开，发现没有我的人生.是黑白的有可能，你很可爱要是我跟你分手，也会想你的我只是想表达支持那么，就以男人的方
66、式来表达要是我跟你分手，也会想念你嗨.- 嗨？！你找我？是的这一盒是你的东西什么？！就是帽子、衣服、CD、一些你留在这里的东西你想干什么？想伤害我吗？不是罗斯，只是.我只是觉得我们应该往前走了你不同意吗？同意啊那就好是的，我真的同意这是我送你的罗斯，那是博物馆礼品部的赠品一样是礼物我是从“礼品部”拿到的好，给我，我留着就是了不必假好心，既然如此.我的其他东西呢？像.嘿！，这本书是我的你当成睡衣穿的T恤呢？我要拿回来你明知我很喜欢那件衣服的你根本没在穿！我是在帮你往前走哦，你真小气小气.小气.小心眼.小心眼.你是故意要气我的我会一直穿着，我爱这件衣服你15岁后就没穿过了根本塞不下哦？是吗-是吗-
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