1、高考资源网（） 您身边的高考专家303 The One With the Jam Scene: Chandler and Joeys, Chandler is sitting reading a book and hears the bed in Joeys room creaking, and does a Oh no, not again look on his face.Joey: (from bedroom) WHOAA!Chandler: (going to the bedroom) See Joe, thats why your parents told you not to ju
2、mp on the bed.Opening CreditsScene: Monica and Rachels, Ross and Rachel are enteringMonica: Hey, look at me. Im making jam, been at it since 4 oclock this morning.Ross: Whered you get fruit at four in the morning?Monica: Went down to the docks. Bet ya didnt know you could get it wholesale.Rachel: I
3、didnt know there were docks.Joey and Chandler enterJoey: Hey.Chandler: Hey.Ross: Aww, is it broken?Joey: No, I gotta wear this thing for a couple weeks. (points to the sling he is wearing) Rachel: Did you tell the doctor you did it jumping up and down on your bed?Joey: Nooo. I had a story all worked
4、 out but then Chandler sold me out.Chandler: Well, Im sorry Joe. I didnt think the doctor was gonna buy that it just *fell* out of the socket.Joey: What is this? Fruit?Rachel: Monicas making jam.Joey: Whoa, jam! I love jam! (to Chandler) Hey, how come we never have jam at our place?Chandler: Because
5、 the kids need new shoes.Monica: Im going into business people. Im sick and tired of being depressed about Richard. I needed a plan, a plan to get over my man. Whats the opposite of man? Jam. (sees Joey trying some jam from the pot) Oh Joey dont! Its way to hot. (Joey realizes this and spits what he
6、 had in his mouth back into the pot.) Joey: This will just be my batch.Scene: Street, Phoebe is being followed by some guy, as they pass a flower vendor. Phoebe turns around and the guy quickly picks up some flowers and continues following her.Phoebe: (turns around) Um, thats it. No. Hey! You! J. Cr
7、ew guy. Yeah. Why have you been following me? I mean, all week long everywhere I look theres you.Guy: You wouldnt return my calls, you sent back my letters.Phoebe: What?Guy: One more chance Ursula, please?Phoebe: Oooh. Oh, well this is awkward. Guy: Wh.Phoebe: Um, yeah, you want Ursula, and Im Phoeb
8、e. Twin sisters! Seriously.Guy: Oh, thats great. Im stalking the wrong woman. I am such a dingus!Phoebe: Oh, youre not a dingus.Guy: I just, I want you to know I didnt used to be like this. Before I meet your sister I was like this normal guy who sold beepers and cellular phones.Phoebe: Well, I mean
9、 look its, its not your fault, you know. I mean this is just what, what she does to guys, okay.Guy: Well thanks. (starts to leave) Phoebe: Wait, (grabs him) you know what, I got a little story. When I was in Junior High School I went through this period where I thought I was a witch. And there was t
10、his guidance counselor who said something to me, that I think will help you a lot. He said okay, youre not a witch youre just an average student. See what Im saying?Guy: Not really.Phoebe: Um, well, get over it. So, I mean you, you just seem to be a really nice guy, you know. Dont be so hard on your
11、self okay.Guy: Wait. Youre right. I know youre right. And, thanks for being so nice. Here (gives her the flowers he bought.) Phoebe: Oh, thanks a lot. Do you want to get a cup of coffee?Guy: Yeah, okay.Phoebe: Okay. (they start to leave, he is still following her) Okay, you dont have to walk behind
12、me any more.Guy: Sorry.Scene: Monica and Rachels, Ross and Rachel are enteringRachel: Mon?Ross: Mon?Rachel: (reading) Gone for more jars. Back later. Monica Geller.Ross: Wait a minute, look.Rachel: What?Ross: Look, look, look.Rachel: What, what, what?Ross: Its an empty apartment.Rachel: Oooh.Ross: W
13、ere all alone in an empty apartment.Rachel: Honey, come on, I have to be at work in like ten minutes (Ross starts kissing her neck) Oh, all right, well its not like Im employee of the year or anything. (they fall onto the couch) (Chandler enters and they both jump up and pretend that Ross is showing
14、 her something in the couch.) Ross: There it is.Rachel: Oh, oh, thats what youre talking about. (to Chandler) Hey.Ross: Hey.Chandler: Do I look fat?Ross and Rachel: Noo.Chandler: Okay, I accept that. When Janice asked me and I said no, she took that to mean that I was calling her a cow. Rachel: Okay
15、, walk us through it, honey, walk us through it.Chandler: Okay, well. Janice said Hi, do I look fat today? And I, I looked at her.Ross: Whoa, whoa, whoa. You looked at her. You never look. You just answer, its just a reflex. Do I look fat? Nooo! Is she prettier than I am? Noo! Does size matter?Rache
16、l: Nooo!Ross: And it works both ways.Chandler: Okay, so you both just know this stuff?Rachel: Well you know, after about thirty or forty fights, you kinda catch on.Ross: Okay, for instance. Lets say, Janice is coming back from a trip and she gives you two options. Option number 1 shell take a cab ho
17、me from the airport. Option 2 is you can meet her at baggage claim. Which do you do?Chandler: Thats easy, baggage claim.Ross: (buzzes) Wrong! Now youre single. Its actually secret option number three, you meet her at the gate. That way she knows you love her.Chandler: Okay, this is good, this is goo
18、d. All right listen, I have one. Janice likes to cuddle, at night, which, you know Im all for. But, uh, you know when you want to go to sleep, you want some space. So, uh, how do I tell her that without, you know, accidentally calling her fat or something.Rachel: Oh honey, Im sorry we cant help you
19、there, cause were cuddlily sleepers. (Chandler makes an Ewww face) Okay, Im late for work.Ross: Oh.Rachel: All right are you guys gonna come down?Ross: Uh, yeah, yeah Ill, Im right behind you.Rachel: Good luck Chandler.Chandler: Thank you Rachel.Ross: Bye sweetie.Rachel: Bye hon.Ross: (blows her a k
20、iss) Okay the sleeping thing. Very tricky business, but there is something you can do.Chandler: Well, I thought you guys were cuddlily sleepers.Ross: Noo! No, not cuddlily, not me, just her. Im like you, I need the room. Okay, come here. (they sit on the couch and Ross puts his hands on Chandlers sh
21、oulder and thigh.) Okay, youre in bed.Chandler: Yeah. (they both notice where his hands are) Ross: Im gonna use the cushion.Chandler: Yeah.Ross: Okay, youre in bed. Shes over on your side, cuddling. Now you wait for her to drift off, and then you hug her (demonstrates on the cushion) and roll her ba
22、ck over to her side of the bed. And then you rollll a-way. Hug for her! Roll for you.Chandler: Okay, the old hug and roll.Ross: Yep.Chandler: Okay, one question.Ross: Shoot.Chandler: Youre pretending the pillows a girl right?Scene: Central Perk, Joey is putting jam on his muffin, lots of jamJoey: Re
23、member when you where a kid and your Mom would drop you off at the movies with a jar of jam and a little spoon?Rachel: (Looks at him) Youre so pretty.Phoebe: (entering) Hi!All: Hey, Phoebe.Phoebe: Hey, oh, you know that guy whos been following me? I talked to him today.Joey: (with food in his mouth)
24、 You talked to him. Are you crazy?Phoebe: Okay, first Im not crazy. And second, say it dont spray it. Anyway his name is Malcom, and he wasnt following me, I mean he was, but cause he thought I was Ursula, ick. And, thats why, thats why he couldnt just come up and talk to me. Cause of the restrainin
25、g order.Chandler: Umm, not feeling better bout Malcom.Phoebe: Ooh! No, no, no, no, hes not like a kook, no. Hes just like this, this very passionate, incredibly romantic guy, that got like a tinsy bit carried away, you know. And we just get along really well, and hes so cute.Ross: Oh my God, youve g
26、ot a crush on your sisters stalker.Phoebe: No, Im just gonna help him, you know, get de-Ursula-ized, like you know, like I did for Joey after he went out with her.Joey: (with his mouthful) Hey, I didnt stalk her. I mean (he sprays Phoebe with crumbs) Phoebe: Okay, I asked for the news, not the weath
27、er.Monica: (entering) Hey guys.All: Hey Mon.Monica: Joey, this is for you. (gives him a jar of jam) Its blackberry curin.Joey: Aww. (tastes it) Ohh!Chandler: Hey, Joe, I gotta ask. The girl from the Xerox place buck naked (holds up one hand) , or, or a big tub of jam. (holds up the other hand) Joey:
28、 Put your hands together.Monica: Joey, take your time with that. Thats my last batch.Joey: No more jam?!Rachel: Well, what happened to your jam plan?Monica: I figured out I need to charge seventeen bucks a jar just to break even. So, Ive got a new plan now. Babies.Chandler: Well, your gonna need muc
29、h bigger jars.Ross: What are you talking about?Monica: Im talking about me having a baby.Ross: What?Rachel: Are you serious?Monica: Yeah. The great thing about the jam plan was, I was taking control of my life. So I asked myself, what is the most important thing to me in the world and thats when I c
30、ame up with the baby plan. Ross: Well, arent you forgetin something? What, what, what is uh, what is that guys name? Dad!Monica: It took me 28 years to find one man that I wanna spend my life with, if I have to wait another 28 years then, Ill be 56 before I can have a baby, and thats just stupid.Cha
31、ndler: That, thats whats stupid.Monica: I dont need an actual man, just a couple of his best swimmers. And there, there are places you can go to get that stuff.Rachel: Down at the docks again?Scene: Chandlers bedroom, Janice and him are cuddlingJanice: Night-night Bing-a-ling.Chandler: Night-night.J
32、anice. (he starts thinking to him self) Look at all that room on her side, you good fit a giant penguin over there. That would be weird though. Okay, hug and roll time. Im huggin, Im huggin, your rollin, and.yes! Freedom! (his one arm is still under her) Except for this arm! Im stuck. Stuck arm! Oka
33、y, time for the old table cloth trick, one fluid motion. Quick like a cat, quick like a cat! And 1.2.3! (Pulls his arm out from under her and she is spun off of the bed.) Commercial BreakScene: Central Perk, Malcom is giving Phoebe all of his spy stuffMalcom: Heres my binoculars.Phoebe: Oh, great. G
34、reat. Youre doing great, you know real strong. Going strong. Keep going.Malcom: These are my night vision goggles. This is the book I pretend to read when Im watching her in the park. And these are Mad Lips, theyre just for fun.Phoebe: Oh, yeah. Whats this? (picks up a book) Malcom: Oh, this is log
35、I kept, recording her every movement. Do you wanna here something from it?Phoebe: Um, not even a little bit.Malcom: Its about you.Phoebe: Oh, okay then.Malcom: (reading) I met Phoebe today. She was really nice to me eventhough Im such a loser. And, then when I was walking home I thought about her a
36、lot, it was weird, but kinda cool.Phoebe: Good. So what were you thinking?Malcom: I was thinking what it would be like to kiss you.Phoebe: Really?Malcom: No.Phoebe: Oh.Malcom: See thats just something I said now, so that maybe I could kiss you.Phoebe: Oh, okay. (he kisses her) Scene: Monica and Rach
37、els, Joey is eating jam straight out of the jar, and Chandler is staring at him in amazement. Joey offers him some.Chandler: No, thats all right. I just had a jar of mustard.Monica: (entering from her bedroom) Okay, sperm donor number 03815, come on down! Okay, hes 62, 170 pounds, and he describes h
38、imself as a male Geena Davis.Chandler: You mean theres more than one of us.Ross: Look, you cant do this Mon. All right, if you do this, Im, Im gonna, Im, Im gonna.Monica: Youre gonna what?Ross: Im gonna tell Mom.Rachel: Honey, Im sorry, but hes right. I love you, but youre crazy.Ross: Crazy.Monica:
39、What?! Why? Why is this crazy? So this isnt the ideal way to something.Ross: (interrupting her) Oh, its not the ideal way.Monica: Lips moving, still talking. I mean it may not be ideal, but Im so ready. No, I-I-I see the way Ben looks at you. It makes me ache, you know?Joey: Check it out! Jam cracke
40、rs!Monica: Okay, all right, hows this? 27. Italian-American guy. Hes an actor, born in Queens. Wow, big family, seven sisters, and hes the only.boy. (they all turn and look at Joey) Oh my God, under personal comments: New York Knicks, rule!Joey: Yeah, the Knicks rule!Monica: Joey, this is you!Joey:
41、Let me see. (goes over and looks at the form) Oh, right.Rachel: When did you go to a sperm bank?Joey: Well, right after I did that sex study down at NYU. (to Chandler) Hey, Remember that sweater I gave you for your birthday?Chandler: And thats how you bought it?Joey: Noooo, thats what I was wearing
42、when I donated. Im kinda surprised theres any of my boys left.Monica: Well, honey, it is pretty competitive. I mean Ive got an actual rocket scientist here.Joey: Maybe, I should call this place and get them to put my Days of Our Lives on here. You know, juice this puppy up a little.Phoebe: (entering
43、) Hellooo!All: Hey.Ross: Hows the maniac?Phoebe: Oh, well hes yummy. We did a little kissin.Rachel: Phoebe, what are you doing?Phoebe: Oh, no, no, no, no. You know what, hes not into that stuff anymore. He quit for me.Rachel: Pheebs, this guy has been obsessed with your sister, for God knows how lon
44、g, okay, you dont just give up something like that.Phoebe: Look, he gave me his night vision goggles and everything.Ross: Youre taking the word of a guy who has night vision goggles?Phoebe: What, hes not still following her. Do you think he is still following her?Chandler: Pheebs, wake up and smell
45、the restraining order.Phoebe: What are you saying I should do?Monica: I think, that if you really like this guy, you should just trust him.Phoebe: Thank you, Monica.Joey: Orrr, you could follow him and see where he goes.Monica: Oh, thats what I would do, forget mine.Scene: Central PerkRachel: Oh my
46、God, what happened? (points to the cast on Janices wrist) Janice: Oh. God, crazy Chandler. He spun me.off.the.bed!Rachel: Wow! Spinning that sounds like fun.Janice: Oh, (laughs) I wish. No, you know he was just trying Rosss Hug and Roll thing. Rachel: (turns around, not amused) Rosss what?Janice: Yo
47、u know what, where he hugs you and kinda rolls you away and. Oh. my.God.Scene: Subway station, Phoebe is following Malcom by finding behind the pillars until she comes up to one with a wire mesh garbage can next to it. Malcom stops and starts walking the other way and passes Phoebe, who quick tries
48、to hide behind the garbage can. But, Malcom sees her.Malcom: Phoebe?Phoebe: Yes? Yes! Oh.Malcom: What are you doing?Phoebe: Oh, I was just here looking for, um, my um, my part of an old sandwich. Oh, here it is! Oh. (picks one up out of the garbage can.) Malcom: Were you following me?Phoebe: Um, per
49、haps. Yes! Yes, Im sorry, Im sorry. I was just afraid that you were still hung up on my sister.Malcom: So you spied on me. I cant believe you dont trust me. (Ursula walks past, and Malcom finds behind the pillar) Phoebe: Oh well, what do you know, there goes my identical twin sister. Just walkin alo
50、ng looking like me. What, is this just like a freakish coincidence, or did you know she takes this train?Malcom: Im sorry. Im sorry. I tried to stop, but I couldnt. Im so pathetic.Phoebe: No, no, its not your fault. You know its partly my fault, cause I made you quit cold turkey. Sorry, no. Okay, we
51、ll, I mean, I cant date you anymore, cause your, you know (in a high pitched voice) Wow! But um, but I will definitely, definitely help you get over my sister. Okay, stalk me for a while. Huh? Yeah, and, and, and, Ill be like an Ursula patch.Malcom: Uh-huh, I dont know.Phoebe: Yeah, just, okay, look
52、 Im going. Um, come on. Op, op, behind the pillar, which way am I gonna go? Scene: Monica and Rachels, Joey is enteringJoey: Hey.Monica: Hey.Joey: Where you going?Monica: To the bank.Joey: Sperm or regular?Monica: Sperm.Joey: So youre really doing this, huh?Monica: Oh yeah, picked a guy, 37135. Joey
53、: Sounds nice.Monica: Fraid so. Brown hair, green eyes.Joey: No kiddin, hmm. Monica: What?Joey: No, I-I figured you wouldve picked a blond guy.Monica: Really? Why?Joey: I dont know, I just always pictured you ending up with one of those tall, smart blond guys, name like. Hoyt.Monica: Hoyt?Joey: Its
54、a name, yeah. I saw you, you know, in this great house with a big pool.Monica: Really, is he a swimmer?Joey: Hes got the body for it.Monica: I like that. (Joey starts laughing) What?Joey: You guys have one of those signs that says: We dont swim in your toilet, so dont pee in our pool., you know.Moni
55、ca: We do not have one of those signs.Joey: Sure you do, it was a gift from me. Oh! And you have these three great kids.Monica: Two girls and a boy?Joey: Yeah!Monica: And, and, and they wear those little water wings, you know. And theyre, theyre running around on the deck. Then Hoyt wraps this big t
56、owel around all three of them.Joey: Sure! (Monica gets very depressed) But hey, you know this way sounds good too. Monica: Yeah.Joey: Oh Monica. (goes over and hugs her, then looks at the form and stops hugging her.) Wow, this guys an astronaut. That wouldve been cool, (sees Monica) for like a day.
57、(hugs her again) .Closing CreditsScene: Monica and Rachels, Joey is finishing off the last of the jamJoey: I called the sperm bank today, they havent sold a single unit of Tribianni. Nobody wants my product. I mean, I-I-I dont get it (tries to drink the rest of the jam out of the jar and gets it all
58、 over his face, on his chin, nose, etc.) Maybe if they met me in person.Rachel: Honey, you got a little thing on your. (points to her whole face) Joey: (wipes a little jam from the corner of his mouth) Did I get it?Rachel: Yeah.Ross: (entering) Hello. Rachel: Hello.Ross: (sees Joey) Hey. (walks into
59、 the living room) Uh, Chan, can I uh, can I talk to you for a second?Chandler: Sure. Whats up?Ross: Just one uh, one additional relationship thought. Probably something your already familiar with, uh, women talk! (smacks Chandler over the head with a magazine) End303 果酱乔伊，这就是你爸妈叫你不要跳上床的原因看看我，我在做果酱我早
60、上四点就起来了。那么早你怎么买得到水果?在码头那儿买的。你一定不知道可以买到批发价我根本不知道有码头手臂断了吗?不，但得挂着这玩意几个星期你有没有告诉医生你是因为跳上床才受伤?不，我编的故事本来有用的但是钱德出卖了我抱歉，我想医生不会相信你说的“手臂就自己脱落了”这是什么?水果吗?摩妮卡在做果酱我最爱果酱了!我们家怎么从来没有果酱?因为孩子们需要买新鞋我得做正事了我不想再为理查的事伤神我需要一个计划来忘记我的男人什么事跟男人相反?就是果酱!乔伊别！太烫！那么这一份就算我的到此为止喂，那个穿杰克鲁牌的家伙你为何跟踪我?这一周来，我往哪儿看就会看到你你也不回我电话又把我的信退回来再给我一次机会拜托
61、，乌苏拉真是太尴尬了因为你要找的是乌苏拉，我是菲比，我们是双胞胎这是真的太好了，我跟错人了我真是个糊涂蛋你不是糊涂蛋我只想让你知道我不是总是这样的在认识你姐姐之前我只是卖行动电话的普通人听着，这不是你的错这就是她对待男人的方式谢谢你等等，我有个小故事告诉你我在念国中时我以为自己是女巫有个辅导老师跟我说的话我想可以帮助你他说“你根本不是女巫你只是个普通学生”你懂我的意思吗?不太懂忘了她吧你看起来是个好人别对自己太苛刻，好吗?没错，我想你是对的谢谢你对我这么友善谢谢你你要不要去喝咖啡?你不用走在我后面了“去买罐子，等会儿回来。摩妮卡盖勒”等等，你看!整个房子里都没人这间空房子里，只有我们两个我在十
62、分钟内得去上班好吧，我又不是模范员工在这里啊这就是你要找的啊我看起来很胖吗?不胖这点我可以接受当珍妮丝问我时，我回答不。她却认为我说她像母牛重头再说一次给我们听珍妮丝说，她今天看起来胖吗。我看看她你看看她?你绝不能看你只能回答，就像反射动作“我看起来胖吗?”，“不”“她比我漂亮吗?”，“不”“尺寸很重要吗?”，“不”这点男女都适用所以你们本来就知道这些?吵了大概三四十次后你大概就记住了例如珍妮丝旅行回来她给你两种选择选择一，她从机场自己搭计程车回来选择二，你在领行李的地方与她碰面，你会怎么做?简单，领行李的地方错了，所以你没女朋友啦其实是第三个秘密绝招你在登机门与她碰面这就表现出你对她的爱好，
63、这样真不错好，我有一个问题珍妮丝晚上喜欢抱抱我当然也喜欢抱抱不过当你想睡觉时你会想要一点空间我要怎样告诉她，才不会不小心又说她胖之类的?抱歉，我们帮不了你因为我们都是抱着睡的我上班要迟到了你们要不要下来?好，等一下就去祝你好运，钱德关于睡觉那件事非常困难，但也不是没办法可想我以为你们都是“抱着睡觉”不，不是抱着睡，不是我，只有她我跟你一样，我需要空间好，到这儿来好，现在你在床上我还是用垫子好了好，你在床上她在你旁边，抱着你现在，你等她逐渐睡着然后你抱住她然后把她滚到床的另一边然后你你就滚到旁边去抱住她自己滚到旁边去就像以前的“拥抱与翻滚”只有一个问题你把枕头当作女生，对吧?记得小时候你妈会把你
64、送到电影院给你一罐果酱和一根小汤匙?你真可爱你知道那个跟踪我的人吗?我今天跟他说话了你跟他说话?你疯了吗?第一，我没有疯，第二，用说的，别用啧的反正他叫做麦尔康他也不是在跟踪我我是说，他在跟踪没错，但他跟踪乌苏拉所以他不敢上前来跟我说话因为有禁制令我还是对麦尔康没有好感不，他不是疯子他只是个非常热情极度浪漫的家伙只是有点过火了我们处得很好，而且他很可爱天啊，你竟然暗恋跟踪你妹妹的人我要帮他忘记乌苏拉的一切就像乔伊跟她约会后我为他做的一样我没有跟踪她我是问你事情乔伊，这是你的这是黑莓红醋粟酱乔伊，我得问你影印店的那个女孩，全裸还是你要一大缸果酱?你把两只手放在一起吧你慢慢吃啊，那是最后一批没有果
65、酱了?你的果酱计划呢?我算过了我每罐得卖17元才能打平所以我有个新计划就是生小孩那你可能需要很大的罐子你们在谈什么?谈我要生孩子的事你是认真的吗?是啊果酱计划让我开始掌握自己的生活所以我就想什么事对我最重要?因此我就想出生小孩这个计划你是不是忘了什么?那个家伙叫什么?叫“爸爸”!我花了28年，找到一个想与他共度终身的男人如果我还得再等28年我就得56岁才生小孩那样实在太愚蠢了那样叫愚蠢?我不需要一个真正的男人只要他几只会游泳的小家伙而且你可以在某个地方得到那些小家伙又要去码头了吗?晚安，宾宝贝晚安，珍妮丝看看她那一边的位置!都可以放一只大企鹅了不过那样会很奇怪要开始“拥抱与翻滚”了我正在拥抱你
66、在翻滚，然后太好了，自由了除了这只手臂以外我被困住了，手臂卡住了该玩以前那种盖桌布的游戏了，一个快动作像猫一样矫捷一，二三！这是我的双眼望远镜很好，你做得很好很不错，继续吧这是我的夜视镜这是我在公园里看她时假装阅读的书这些是接字游戏只是好玩用的这是我写的日志记录她的一举一动你要不要听听看?我一点也不想听是跟你有关的那好吧“我今天遇到菲比她对我很好即使我真的是个败类当我走回家时，我不断想着她虽然很怪，却是很棒的感觉”很好你在想什么?我在想亲你是什么感觉?真的？不，哦，那只是我故意说的这样我才能亲你不，不用了我刚吃了一罐芥末好，捐精者编号03815来罗!好，他是6尺2寸，170磅他形容自己是男性的
67、吉娜戴维丝你是说除了我们之外还有别人?你不能这样做，摩妮卡如果你这么做，我会我会告诉妈很抱歉，他是对的我爱你，可是你真的疯了为什么这样就叫疯了?就算这不是理想方法这根本不是嘴巴在动，我还在讲话!这样可能不太理想，但?我真的准备好了我看到班看着你的样子让我心好痛，你知道吗?你看看，果酱饼干!好吧，这个如何?27岁，义大利裔美国人他是个演员在皇后区出生哇，大家族！七个姊妹，而他是唯一的男孩天啊，个人评论写着纽约尼克队万岁!对啊，纽约尼克队万岁乔伊，这个是你让我看看哦，对你去精子银行?就在我参加纽约大学的性研究之后你记不记得你生日时我送你的毛衣?那是你用这样赚来的?不，那是我捐精子那天穿的我真惊讶他
68、们那儿还会有我的小家伙那里竞争很激烈的还有真正的火箭科学家呢或许我该叫他们把我演的连续剧放上去多增加点声势那个疯子如何了?他真迷人，我们接吻了菲比，你在做什么?不，他不会再犯了他为了我戒掉了那家伙迷恋你姐姐天晓得到底有多久了你不能就这样算了他把他的夜视镜和一切东西都交给我了一个有夜视镜的人他说的话你也敢信?他不再跟踪他了你觉得他还在跟踪她吗?快醒醒，感觉一下什么叫禁制令吧你说我该怎么办?若你真的很喜欢他应该相信他才是谢谢你，摩妮卡或者你该跟踪他，看他去哪里我也会这么做忘了我刚说的吧天啊，发生什么事?钱德发神经，把我转一圈然后推下床转圈圈啊，听起来很好玩我倒希望他只是在试罗斯的那套“拥抱与翻滚”
69、罗斯的什么?当他抱住你把你滚到旁边，再我的天啊！你在做什么?我只是在找我的吃过的旧三明治在这里!你在跟踪我吗?也许是的，我很抱歉我害怕你仍然迷恋我姐姐所以你在监视我我真不敢相信你不信任我你怎么会知道呢?我的双胞胎姐姐正好经过一直走着跟我长得一模一样这是个奇异的巧合还是你早知道她会搭这班车?对不起我试着停止，但我做不到我真可悲不，不是你的错，我也有错是我要你断然戒除这个毛病我不能再跟你约会了因为你是，你知道的哇！但我一定要帮你忘掉我姐姐试着跟踪我一阵子，好吗?我就暂时帮你戒除对乌苏拉的迷恋我不知道你就你看，我正在走路来吧我遇到柱子了我会往哪边走?嘿嘿,去哪儿上哪儿去？银行精子银行还是一般的精子银
70、行你确定要做这件事?是啊，我挑了一个男的编号37135听起来不错的确，他有棕发和绿眼睛不是开玩笑吧?我以为你会选金发的真的吗?为什么?我总是想像你和一个高大聪明的金发男子，叫“荷依”这样的名字那是个名字，没错我看到你在一间很棒的有泳池的大房子他是游泳选手吗?他可是有那种身材的我喜欢什么?“我们不在你的厕所游泳所以别在我们的池子尿尿”我们才不会有那种牌子你会有的那是我送的礼物然后你会有很棒的孩子两个女孩和一个男孩?他们戴着手臂浮围绕着泳池边跑然后荷依用毛巾围住他们三个是啊！但是，你知道这样听起来也不错是啊这家伙是太空人?这样虽然很棒也不会维持多久我打电话给精子银行崔此亚尼的小家伙一点儿也没卖出去没有人要我出产的我不懂可能他们没亲眼见到我你沾到一点在弄掉了吧?是啊哈罗钱德，我可以跟你谈一下吗?当然，什么事?还有一件关于男女之间的事这件事你大概已经知道了女人会互相传话的9 版权所有高考资源网