1、103 The One With the ThumbScene: Central Perk, everyone but Phoebe is there. Phoebe: (entering) Hi guys! All: Hey, Pheebs! Hi! Ross: Hey. Oh, oh, howd it go? Phoebe: Um, not so good. He walked me to the subway and said We should do this again! All: Ohh. Ouch. Rachel: What? He said we should do it ag
2、ain, thats good, right? Monica: Uh, no. Loosely translated We should do this again means You will never see me naked. Rachel: Since when? Joey: Since always. Its like dating language. Yknow, like Its not you means It is you. Chandler: Or Youre such a nice guy means Im gonna be dating leather-wearing
3、 alcoholics and complaining about them to you. Phoebe: Or, or, yknow, um, I think we should see other people means Ha, ha, I already am. Rachel: And everybody knows this? Joey: Yeah. Cushions the blow. Chandler: Yeah, its like when youre a kid, and your parents put your dog to sleep, and they tell y
4、ou it went off to live on some farm. Ross: Thats funny, that, no, because, uh, our parents actually did, uh, send our dog off to live on a farm. Monica: Uh, Ross. Ross: What? Wh- hello? The Millners farm in Connecticut? The Millners, they had this unbelievable farm, they had horses, and, and rabbits
5、 that he could chase and it was- it w- .Oh my God, Chi Chi! Opening Credits Scene: Chandler and Joeys, Chandler is helping Joey rehearse for a part.Chandler: So how does it feel knowing youre about to die? Joey: Warden, in five minutes my pain will be over. But youll have to live with the knowledge
6、that you sent an honest man to die. Chandler: Hey, that was really good! Joey: Thanks! Lets keep going. Chandler: Okay. So. Whaddya want from me, Damone, huh? Joey: I just wanna go back to my cell. Cause in my cell, I can smoke. Chandler: Smoke away. (Joey takes out a pack of cigarettes and a lighte
7、r. He fumbles and drops the lighter. Then he lights a cigarett, takes a drag, and coughs.)Chandler: I think this is probably why Damone smokes in his cell alone. Joey: What? Chandler: Relax your hand! (Joey lets his wrist go limp.) Chandler: Not so much! Joey: Whoah! Chandler: Hey! Joey: Hey! Chandl
8、er: Alright, now try taking a puff. (Joey tries and visibly winces.) Chandler: Alright. okay. No. Give it to me. Joey: No no no, I am not giving you a cigarette. Chandler: Its fine, its fine. Look, do you wanna get this part, or not? Here. (Joey reluctantly gives him the cigarette.) Chandler: Dont t
9、hink of it as a cigarette. Think of it as the thing thats been missing from your hand. When youre holding it, you feel right. You feel complete. Joey: Ymiss it? Chandler: Nah, not so much. Alright, now we smoke. (Takes a puff.) Oh. my. God. (He continues to smoke.) Scene, Central Perk, everyone exce
10、pt Phoebe and Rachel is there. Monica: No, no, no. They say its the same as the distance from the tip of a guys thumb to the tip of his index finger. (The guys stretch out their fingers.) Joey: Thats ridiculous! Ross: Can I use. either thumb? Rachel: (carrying a tray of drinks) Alright, dont tell me
11、, dont tell me! (Starts handing them out.) Decaf cappucino for Joey. Coffee black. Late. And an iced tea. Im getting pretty good at this! All: Yeah. Yeah, excellent. Rachel: (leaving to serve others) Good for me! (The gang swaps all the drinks for what they ordered as Phoebe enters. She sits down wi
12、thout saying hi.)Joey: Yokay, Phoebe? Phoebe: Yeah- no- Im just- its, I havent worked- Its my bank. Monica: What did they do to you? Phoebe: Its nothing, its just- Okay. Im going through my mail, and I open up their monthly, you know, STATEMENT- Ross: Easy. Phoebe: - and theres five hundred extra do
13、llars in my account. Chandler: Oh, Satans minions at work again. Phoebe: Yes, cause now I have to go down there, and deal with them. Joey: What are you talking about? Keep it! Phoebe: Its not mine, I didnt earn it, if I kept it, it would be like stealing. Rachel: Yeah, but if you spent it, it would
14、be like shopping! Phoebe: Okay. Okay, lets say I bought a really great pair of shoes. Do you know what Id hear, with every step I took? Not-mine. Not-mine. Not-mine. And even if I was happy, okay, and, and skipping- Not-not-mine, not-not-mine, not-not-mine, not-not-mine. Monica: Were with you. We go
15、t it. (Chandler leans over the back of the couch out of sight.) Phoebe: Okay. Id- just- Id never be able to enjoy it. It would be like this giant karmic debt. Rachel: Chandler, what are you doing? Monica: (puling him up) Hey. Whaddya doing? (Chandler tries to shrug nonchalantly but eventually he has
16、 to exhale a mouthful of smoke.)All: Oh! Oh, God! Ross: What is this?! Chandler: Im smoking. Im smoking, Im smoking. Phoebe: Oh, I cant believe you! Youve been so good, for three years! Chandler: And this- is my reward! Ross: Hold on a second, alright? Just think about what you went through the last
17、 time you quit. Chandler: Okay, so this time I wont quit! All: Ohhh! Put it out! Chandler: All right! Im putting it out, Im putting it out. (He drops it in Phoebes coffee.) Phoebe: Oh, no! I- I cant drink this now! Monica: Alright. Im gonna go change, Ive got a date. Rachel: This Alan again? Hows it
18、 goin? Monica: Sgoing pretty good, yknow? Its nice, and, were having fun. Joey: So when do we get to meet the guy? Monica: Lets see, todays Monday. Never. All: Oh, come on! Come on! Monica: No. Not after what happened with Steve. Chandler: What are you talking about? We love Schhteve! Schhteve was s
19、chhexy!. Sorry. Monica: Look, I dont even know how I feel about him yet. Just give me a chance to figure that out. Rachel: Well, then can we meet him? Monica: Nope. Schhorry. Scene: Iridium, Monica and Paula are at work.Monica: I mean, why should I let them meet him? I mean, I bring a guy home, and
20、within five minutes theyre all over him. I mean, theyre like- coyotes, picking off the weak members of the herd. Paula: Listen. As someone whos seen more than her fair share of bad beef, Ill tell you: that is not such a terrible thing. I mean, theyre your friends, theyre just looking out after you.
21、Monica: I know. I just wish that once, Id bring a guy home that they actually liked. Paula: Well, you do realise the odds of that happening are a little slimmer if they never get to meet the guy. Scene: Monica and Rachels, Chandler is smoking out on the balcony, Phoebe is absent.Joey: Let it go, Ros
22、s. Ross: Yeah, well, you didnt know Chi Chi. Monica: Do you all promise? All: Yeah! We promise! Well be good! Monica: (shouts to Chandler) Chandler? Do you promise to be good? (Chandler makes a Cross my heart sign. It starts to rain and he taps on the window.)Joey: You can come in, but your filter-t
23、ipped little buddy has to stay outside! (Chandler sulkilty picks up a garbage can lid and uses it as an umbrella.)(Phoebe enters, walks to the couch, sits down, and begins to read a letter without saying hi.)Ross: Hey, Pheebs. Phoebe: Dear Ms. Buffay. Thank you for calling attention to our error. We
24、 have credited your account with five hundred dollars. Were sorry for the inconvenience, and hope youll accept this- (Searches in her purse) -football phone as our free gift. Do you believe this?! Now I have a thousand dollars, and a football phone! Rachel: What bank is this? (The intercom buzzes.)
25、Monica: Hey. Its him. (On the intercom) Who is it? Alan: (on the intercom) Its Alan. Joey: (shouting to Chandler) Chandler! Hes here! (Chandler comes in, dripping wet.) Monica: (to all) Okay, please be good, please. Just remember how much you all like me. (She opens the door and Alan enters.) Monica
26、: Hi. Alan, this is everybody. Everybody, this is Alan. Alan: Hi. All: Hi, Alan. Alan: Ive heard schho much about all you guyschh! (Everyone laughs.)Time lapse, Alan is leaving.Monica: (to Alan) Thanks. Ill call you tomorrow. (Alan exits, to all) Okay. Okay, lets let the Alan-bashing begin. Whos gon
27、na take the first shot, hmm? (Silence.) Monica: Cmon! Ross: .Ill go. Lets start with the way he kept picking at- no, Im sorry, I cant do this, cant do this. We loved him. All: Loved him! Yeah! Hes great! Monica: Wait a minute! Were talking about someone that Im going out with? All: Yeah! Rachel: And
28、 did you notice.? (She spreads her thumb and index finger.) The Guys: (reluctantly) Yeah. Joey: Know what was great? The way his smile was kinda crooked. Phoebe: Yes, yes! Like the man in the shoe! Ross: .What shoe? Phoebe: From the nursery rhyme. There was a crooked man, Who had a crooked smile, Wh
29、o lived in a shoe, For a. while. (Dubious pause.) Ross: .So I think Alan will become the yardstick against which all future boyfriends will be measured. Rachel: What future boyfriends? Nono, I th- I think this could be, yknow, it. Monica: Really! Chandler: Oh, yeah. Id marry him just for his David H
30、asselhof impression alone. You know Im gonna be doing that at parties, right? (Does the impression) Ross: You know what I like most about him, though? All: What? Ross: The way he makes me feel about myself. All: Yeah. Commercial Break Scene: Central Perk, Monica is alone as Ross, Rachel, Chandler, a
31、nd Joey enter dejectedly in softball gear. Monica: Hi. how was the game? Ross: Well. All: WE WON! Thank you! Yes! Monica: Fantastic! I have one question: How is that possible? Joey: Alan. Ross: He was unbelievable. He was like that-that-that Bugs Bunny cartoon where Bugs is playing all the positions
32、, right, but instead of Bugs it was first base-Alan, second base-Alan, third base-. Rachel: I mean, it-it was like, it was like he made us into a team. Chandler: Yep, we sure showed those Hassidic jewellers a thing or two about softball. Monica: Can I ask you guys a question? Dyou ever think that Al
33、an is maybe. sometimes. Ross: What? Monica: .I dunno, a little too Alan? Rachel: Well, no. Thats impossible. You can never be too Alan. Ross: Yeah, its his, uh, innate Alan-ness that-that-that we adore. Chandler: I personally could have a gallon of Alan. Scene: A street, Phoebe walks up to a homeles
34、s person (Lizzie) she knows. Phoebe: Hey, Lizzie. Lizzie: Hey, Weird Girl. Phoebe: I brought you alphabet soup. Lizzie: Did you pick out the vowels? Phoebe: Yes. But I left in the Ys. Cause, yknow, sometimes y. Uh, I also have something else for you. (She searches in her purse.) Lizzie: Saltines? Ph
35、oebe: No, but would you like a thousand dollars and a football phone? Lizzie: What? (She opens the envelope Phoebe has given her.) Oh my God, theres really money in here. Phoebe: I know. Lizzie: Weird Girl, what are you doing? Phoebe: No, I want you to have it. I dont want it. Lizzie: No, no, I ha-I
36、 have to give you something. Phoebe: Oh, thats fine, no. Lizzie: Would you like my tin-foil hat? Phoebe: No. Cause you need that. No, its okay, thanks. Lizzie: Please, let me do something. Phoebe: Okay, alright, you buy me a soda, and then were even. Okay? Lizzie: Okay. Phoebe: Okay. Scene: Chandler
37、s office, Chandler looks around, opens his desk drawer, takes a puff of a cigarette, sprays around some air freshener, and takes some breath spray. He types for a little while, opens the drawer again, and takes another drag of the cigarette. While not paying attention, he sprays the breath spray aro
38、und the room, takes a squirt of air freshener and gags.Scene: A Street, Phoebe and Lizzie are at a hot dog vendor.Lizzie: Keep the change. (To Phoebe) Sure you dont wanna pretzel? Phoebe: No, Im fine. Lizzie: (leaves) See ya. (Phoebe opens the can and reacts.) Phoebe: Huh! Scene: Central Perk, Phoeb
39、e is telling everyone about her discovery.Ross: A thumb?! (Phoebe nods.) All: Eww! Phoebe: I know! I know, I opened it up and there it was, just floating in there, like this tiny little hitch-hiker! Chandler: Well, maybe its a contest, yknow? Like, collect all five? Phoebe: Does, um, anyone wanna se
40、e? All: Nooo! (Chandler lights a cigarette.)All: Oh, hey, dont do that! Cut it out! Rachel: Its worse than the thumb! Chandler: Hey, this is so unfair! Monica: Oh, why is it unfair? Chandler: So I have a flaw! Big deal! Like Joeys constant knuckle-cracking isnt annoying? And Ross, with his over-pron
41、ouncing every single word? And Monica, with that snort when she laughs? I mean, what the hell is that thing? .I accept all those flaws, why cant you accept me for this? (An awkward silence ensues.)Joey: .Does the knuckle-cracking bother everybody? Rachel: Well, I-I could live without it. Joey: Well,
42、 is it, like, a little annoying, or is it like when Phoebe chews her hair? (Phoebe spits out her hair.)Ross: Oh, now, dont listen to him, Pheebs, I think its endearing. Joey: Oh, (Imitating Ross) you do, do you? (Monica laughs and snorts.) Ross: You know, theres nothing wrong with speaking correctly
43、. Rachel: Indeed there isnt. I should really get back to work. Phoebe: Yeah, cause otherwise someone might get what they actually ordered. Rachel: Ohh-ho-hooohhh. The hair comes out, and the gloves come on. (They degenerate into bickering and Chandler happily starts to smoke, undisturbed.)Scene: Iri
44、dium, Monica and Paula are working.Monica: Did you ever go out with a guy your friends all really like? Paula: No. Monica: Okay. Well, Im going out with a guy my friends all really like. Paula: Waitwait. we talking about the coyotes here? All right, a cow got through! Monica: Can you believe it? .Yk
45、now what? I just dont feel the thing. I mean, they feel the thing, I dont feel the thing. Paula: Honey. you should always feel the thing. Listen, if thats how you feel about the guy, Monica, dump him! Monica: I know. its gonna be really hard. Paula: Well, hes a big boy, hell get over it. Monica: No,
46、 hell be fine. Its the other five Im worried about. Scene: Cental Perk, Joey and Ross are persecuting Chandler about his smoking.Joey: Do you have any respect for your body? Ross: Dont you realise what youre-youre doing to yourself? Chandler: Hey, yknow, I have had it with you guys and your cancer a
47、nd your emphysema and your heart disease. The bottom line is, smoking is cool, and you know it. Rachel: (holding the phone out to Chandler) Chandler? Its Alan, he wants to speak to you. Chandler: Really? He does? (taking the phone) Hey, buddy, whats up! Oh, she told you about that, huh. Well, yeah,
48、I have one now and then. Well, yeah, now. Well, its not that big- .well, thats true,. Gee, yknow, no-one- no-ones ever put it like that before. Well, okay, thanks! (He hands the phone back and stubs out his cigarette.) Rachel: (to Ross, who has wandered up) God, hes good. Ross: If only he were a wom
49、an. Rachel: Yeah. (They give each other a dubious look.)Scene: Monica and Rachels, everyond except Monica and Joey is watching Lambchop. Chandler: Ooh, Lambchop. How old is that sock? If I had a sock on my hand for thirty years itd be talking too. Ross: Okay. I think its time to change somebodys nic
50、otine patch. (Does so.) Monica: (entering) Hey. Wheres Joey? Chandler: Joey ate my last stick of gum, so I killed him. Do you think that was wrong? Rachel: I think hes across the hall. Monica: Thanks. (Goes to fetch him.) Ross: (finishing changing Chandlers nicotine patch) There ygo. Chandler: (dead
51、pan) Ooh, Im alive with pleasure now. Ross: Hey Pheebs, you gonna have the rest of that Pop-Tart?. Pheebs? Phoebe: Does anyone want the rest of this Pop-Tart? Ross: Hey, I might! Phoebe: Sorry. .Yknow, those stupid soda people gave me seven thousand dollars for the thumb. All: Youre kidding. Oh my G
52、od. Phoebe: And on my way over here, I stepped in gum. .What is up with the universe?! Joey: (dragged in by Monica, he has just gotten out of the shower) Whats going on? Monica: Nothing. I just think its nice when were all here together. Joey: Even nicer when everyone gets to wear their underwear. R
53、achel: Uh, Joey. Joey: Oh, God! (Hurriedly closes his legs.) Monica: (turns off the TV) Okay. All: Oh! That was Lambchop! Monica: Please, guys, we have to talk. Phoebe: Wait, wait, Im getting a deja vu.no, Im not. Monica: Alright, we have to talk. Phoebe: There it is! Monica: Okay. Its-its about Ala
54、n. Theres something that you should know. I mean, theres really no easy way to say this. uh. Ive decided to break up with Alan. (They all gasp and clutch each other.)Ross: Is there somebody else? Monica: No, nononono. its just. things change. People change. Rachel: We didnt change. Joey: So thats it
55、? Its over? Just like that? Phoebe: You know. you let your guard down, you start to really care about someone, and I just- I- (starts chewing her hair) Monica: Look, I- I could go on pretending- Joey: Okay! Monica: -but that wouldnt be fair to me, it wouldnt be fair to Alan- It wouldnt be fair to yo
56、u! Ross: Who-who wants fair? Yknow, I just want things back. Yknow, the way they were. Monica: Im sorry. Chandler: (sarcastic) Oh, shes sorry! I feel better! Rachel: (tearful) I just cant believe this! I mean, with the holidays coming up- I wanted him to meet my family- Monica: Ill meet somone else.
57、 Therell be other Alans. All: Oh, yeah! Right! Monica: Are you guys gonna be okay? Ross: Hey hey, well be fine. Were just gonna need a little time. Monica: (dubious) I understand. Scene: A Restaurant, Monica is breaking the news to Alan.Alan: Wow. Monica: Im, Im really sorry. Alan: Yeah, Im sorry to
58、o. But, I gotta tell you, I am a little relieved. Monica: Relieved? Alan: Yeah, well, I had a great time with you. I just cant stand your friends. Closing Credits Scene: Monica and Rachels, everyone is mopping around and eating ice cream. Rachel: Remember when we went to Central Park and rented boat
59、s?. That was fun. Ross: Yeah. He could row like a viking. Monica: (entering) Hi. All: Mmm. Ross: So howd it go? Monica: Oh, yknow. Phoebe: Did he mention us? Monica: He said hes really gonna miss you guys. (dubious look) Ross: You had a rough day, huh. cmere. (She sits down and Ross strokes her fore
60、head.) Chandler: .Thats it. Im getting cigarettes. All: No no no! Chandler: (leaving) I dont care, I dont care! Games over! Im weak! Ive gotta smoke! Ive gotta have the smoke! Phoebe: (shouting as he leaves) If you never smoke again Ill give you seven thousand dollars! Chandler: (returns) Yeah, alri
61、ght.End103 飞来横财嗨,各位!嘿, 菲比! 嗨!嘿. 哦,哦,你的约会怎么样?不是很好,他送我到地铁然后说:我们应该再来一次!哦,喔.怎么啦?他说要再来一次?那不是很好吗?不，他说我们应该再来一次代表你将无法再见到裸体的我什么时候这样子的?一直都是这样,这是约会用语.就像.”问题不是出在你”代表”就是你”你真好”代表”我要和皮革族的酒徒约会然后向你抱怨.还有还有,”我们该试试别人”代表”我已和别人约会了”大家都懂?对,这是善意的谎言没错，就像父母使小孩的狗安乐死时他们会说它跑到别人家农场去住了真有意思不过我爸妈是真的把我们的狗送到别人农场去养了呃, 罗斯米纳家在康乃迪克州的农场米纳家
62、他们家的农场好棒有马还有可供追逐的兔子噢,我的天,芝芝“知道自己不久人世有何感受?”“华顿，我的痛苦将在五分钟内消除但你得承受埋葬一个老实人的痛苦！”嘿,表演得真好!是吗? 谢了，咱们继续吧好，“你要我怎么做，迪默，嗯？”我只想回到我的牢房内因为这样我才可以抽烟你就在这里抽吧.我想这就是迪默自己一个在牢房里抽烟的原因什么?手放轻松,手腕自然点别太过火-哦! 嘿!-嘿!好, 吐口烟给我来不,我不能给你烟无所谓的，你到底想不想演这个角色?好，别把它当成是支烟，把它当成是你想念多时的东西夹着它你感到自在你感到满足你很想它没那么严重.抽烟噢,爽呀!不,不是这样的.他们说和拇指尖到食指尖的距离一样这太荒
63、谬了随便哪个姆指都行?别告诉我无咖啡因卡布其诺是乔依的纯咖啡拿铁和冰茶我进步神速对, 对, 真好我真行菲此,你没事吧我还好只是太不值得了我的银行他们对你怎么了?我看我的信件时看见他们的每月“通知”别激动.我的户头多了五百元撤旦的奴才又开始活跃了没错，因为我得到银行找他们处理别傻了，留着自己用吧这些钱不是我的不是我赚来的我留下来就如同偷窃如果你拿来花就如同购物好吧，就比方说我买了一双很棒的鞋你们知道我每踏出一步都会听到什么吗?不是我的即使我再快乐再雀跃都会听到不是我的我们知道你的意思了我无法享受非份之财的乐趣这就像是业报一样钱德，你在干什么?嘿，你在干什么?噢,我的天!这是什么?!我在抽烟我真不
64、敢相信你你这三年来一直表现良好这是我的奖励等等，想想你戒烟后是怎么活过来的所以这一次我不再戒了熄掉好吧,我熄掉就是拜托，我现在喝不了它了.(难道待会可以-_-!)我要去换衣服了我有个约会又是亚伦?进展得如何?进展的还不错.我们在一起很开心我们何时能见到他?对啊!今天是星期一永远别想哦, 来嘛!不,不要再来像史提夫那次的事你在说什么?我们都爱史.提夫史.提夫很性.感抱歉我连自己对他有何感觉都还不知道给我一点时间想清楚那么到时我们可以见他罗?不行，抱歉我为何要让他们见他?我带他回去后五分钟他们便蜂拥而上他们就像郊狼一样找弱者下手不愉快的场面我见多了告诉你这并不是一件坏事他们是你的朋友他们只是关心你
65、我知道我只希望带一个他们真正喜欢的男人回家你知道如果他们没见过他机会就更渺茫-不要这样子,罗斯,别再想了!你又不认识芝芝.你们都保证?对，我们保证我们会很乖的钱德，你保证会很乖?你可以进来了,但你的滤嘴屁股朋友得呆在外面.嘿, 菲比亲爱的巴菲小姐谢谢你提醒我们的错误我们已将五百元存人你的户头造成不便之处请多包涵请接受此足球电话作为礼物你们懂意思吗?现在我多了一千元和一个足球电话这是哪家银行?他来了是谁啊?亚伦钱德，他来了拜托，别乱来记得你们有多么爱我嗨，亚伦，这是大家各位，这是亚伦嗨嗨，亚伦我对各位已如雷灌耳谢谢，我明天再打电话给你好了，开始攻击亚伦吧谁先开始?来呀我来我们从他一直.抱歉，我办
66、不到.我们爱他他太棒了.等等，我们谈的是我约会的对象吗?是啊你们都有注意到?是啊.知道他什么最棒吗?他的微笑有点邪邪的对，就像是鞋里的男人什么鞋?童谣里的有个驼背的人有着扭曲的微笑他住在鞋子里，一阵子我想亚伦将成为日后男友被丈量的标准什么日后男友?不，我想他就是了真的呀?光凭他学海滩游侠的样子我就想嫁给他了”我要去参加派对”知道我最喜欢他哪一点?哪一点？他改变我看待自己的方式嗯.嗯.嗨！比赛如何?怎么说呢.我们赢啦! 谢谢! 太棒啦!太好了! 我有一个问题: 这怎么可能呢?亚伦真是太不可思议了他就像兔宝宝卡通里,兔宝宝守每个位置我们虽没有兔宝宝但我们有一垒手亚伦、二垒手亚伦、三垒手亚伦.他使我
67、们形成一个团队对，我们让对手见识到什么叫垒球没错能问你们一个问题吗?你是否曾感觉亚伦有时有时怎样?我说不上来，有点太亚伦了?不，不可能他不可能太过于亚伦没错我们欣赏的是亚伦的内在我个人可以喝下一加仑的亚伦嘿,露西嘿,古怪女孩我带字母汤来给你你挑掉有母音吗?但我把“Y”留下来了因为有时你会用的上,为什么(Why,音同Y)我还带了其他东西给你咸鱼吗?不, 但你想要一千元和足球电话吗?什么?天啊，这里真的有钱怪女孩，你在干什么?我要给你，我不想要不，我得拿点东西给你不，不用了你要我的锡箔纸帽帽吗?不要，因为你需要它不用了，谢谢求你让我表示我的谢意好，这样吧你请我喝汽水，我们就扯平了，好吗？好吧好吧不
68、用找了谢谢你，莉兹你真的不要椒盐卷饼?不,不用了,谢谢再见一个拇指?!我知道我打开时它就浮在里面像个搭便车的或者这是一场竞赛集满五个有奖?你们想看看吗?不,不,不.嘿，嘿，别那样！拜托！这比拇指更坏！嘿，这很不公平啊！为何不公平?好，我有个缺点，怎么了?乔依常扳指关节就不惹人厌?罗斯把每个音发得太清楚摩妮卡大笑时的鼻音搞什么嘛？！我接受大家所有的缺点为什么大家就不肯接受我的这个缺点呢?扳指关节很惹人厌吗?我觉得有点点烦那声音只是一点点惹人厌.还是像菲此咬她的头发一样惹人厌?菲此，别介意我觉得那样很可爱哦，真的？是吗？咬字清晰又不犯法没错我该回去工作了没错，否则有人就会拿到他们真正点的东西了哦.
69、全都发泄出来了你曾和一个你朋友都喜欢的男人约会吗?没有我在和一个我朋友都喜欢的男人约会我们在谈郊狼吗?一头牛居然全身而退你能相信吗?你知道吗? 我毫无感觉.他们有感觉.而我却毫无感觉！你应该要有感觉的啊！听着，如果你对他没感觉就把他甩了呀！我知道，但很难没错，但他是大人了，他会熬过去的不，他没事我担心的是其他五人难道你不尊重你的身体吗?你不知道你在残害你的身体?我受够你们了还有你们的癌症，肺气肿和心脏病至少抽烟很酷这点你们也很清楚钱德，亚伦找你真的？他找我？老兄，什么事?她告诉你了?对，我偶尔会犯烟瘾对，现在没那么糟这倒是真的天啊，没人这么说过好的，谢谢天啊，他真神如果他是个女人那该有多好是啊
70、.小羊排那袜子到底有多旧了?如果我手上戴着袜子三十年它也会开始说话了有人该换尼古丁贴片了嘿，乔依在哪儿?乔依吃了我的最后一片口香糖所以我就把他杀了你认为这样不对吗?我想他在对面好啦.哦，我又重拾快乐的生活了菲此，你还想吃那个吗？菲比？谁想吃剩下的?我要抱歉汽水公司那些笨蛋给我七千元当姆指的补偿金天啊！七千元！别闹了！然后在来这的路上我又踩到口香糖了这世界到底怎么了?怎么啦?没什么，只是觉得大伙儿在一起很温馨如果大家都有穿内裤会更好Joey,你那里.天呀 好.哦！那是小羊排！好了,大家,我们必须得谈谈.等等，我有似曾相识的感觉,不,好像没有好吧,我们需要谈谈.瞧,来了是有关亚伦的事有件事应该让你
71、们知道真的很难启齿我决定和亚伦分手有第三者?没有.只是世事难料，人都会变我们没变啊就这样.就这样结束了？就这样了？当你放下防御，真心对待一个人我可以继续伪装好啊！不，这样对我不公平对亚伦不公平对你们大家也不公平是吗?谁要公平?我只想要回失去的，回到往日我很抱歉哦,她说抱歉,我感觉好多了我真是不敢相信假期就要来临了我还想带他去见我的家人我会找到新欢的，会有另一个亚伦是呀,另一个.你们不会有事吧?嘿，嘿，我们会好起来的我们只是需要一点时间我了解哇.我真的很抱歉我也很抱歉但我也真的松了一口气.松了一口气?对，我和你在一起很开心只是我受不了你朋友记得我们到中央公园划船吗?那真好玩是啊，他划得就像维京人一样嗨.嘿.情况如何?嗯，你知道.他有提到我们吗?他说他会想念你们的悲惨的一天?你无法体会来.我受够了,我要抽烟不行我管不了那么多了我投降，我是懦夫，我要抽烟，我要抽烟！如果你不再抽烟我就给你七千块好吧,没问题.