1、104 The One With George StephanopoulosScene: Central Perk, everyone is there except Joey. Monica: Alright. Phoebe? Phoebe: Okay, okay. If I were omnipotent for a day, I would want, um, world peace, no more hunger, good things for the rain-forest.And bigger boobs! Ross: Yeah, see. you took mine. Chan
2、dler, what about you? Chandler: Uh, if I were omnipotent for a day, Id. make myself omnipotent forever. Rachel: See, theres always one guy. (Mocking) If I had a wish, Id wish for three more wishes. (Joey enters.) All: Hey Joey. Hi. Hey, buddy. Monica: Hey, Joey, what would you do if you were omnipot
3、ent? Joey: Probably kill myself! Monica: .Excuse me? Joey: Hey, if Little Joeys dead, then I got no reason to live! Ross: Joey, uh- OMnipotent. Joey: You are? Ross, Im sorry. Opening CreditsScene: Central Perk, Ross and Monica are watching Phoebe sleep.Monica: How does she do that? Ross: I cannot sl
4、eep in a public place. Monica: Would you look at her? She is so peaceful. Phoebe: (waking and startling them) Oh! What what what! .Hi. Ross: Its okay, yknow, you just nodded off again. Monica: Whats going on with you? Phoebe: I got no sleep last night! Ross: Why? Phoebe: My grandmother has this new
5、boyfriend, and theyre both kind of insecure in bed. Oh, and deaf. So theyre constantly, like, having to reassure each other that theyre having a good time. You have no idea how loud they are! Monica: Well, if you want, you can stay with Rachel and me tonight. Phoebe: Thanks. (Chandler and Joey enter
6、. Joey is counting his steps.) Joey: .Ninety-five, ninety-six, ninety-seven. See, I told you! Less than a hundred steps from our place to here. Chandler: You got waaaay too much free time. Joey: (to Ross) Hey! Heres the birthday boy! Ross, check it out: hockey tickets, Rangers-Penguins, tonight at t
7、he Garden, and were taking you. Chandler: Happy birthday, pal! Joey: We love you, man. (Kisses Ross) Ross: Funny, my birthday was seven months ago. Joey: So? Ross: So, Im guessing you had an extra ticket and couldnt decide which one of you got to bring a date? Chandler: Well, arent we Mr. The glass
8、is half empty. Ross: Oh my God, oh- is today the twentieth, October twentieth? Monica: Oh, I was hoping you wouldnt remember. Ross: Ohhh. Joey: Whats wrong with the twentieth? Chandler: Eleven days before Halloween. all the good costumes are gone? Ross: Todays the day Carol and I first. consummated
9、our physical relationship. (Joey is puzzled.) Sex. .You know what, I-Id better pass on the game. I think Im just gonna go home and think about my ex-wife and her lesbian lover. Joey: The hell with hockey, lets all do that! Chandler: (trying to stop Ross leaving) Cmon, Ross! You, me, Joey, ice, guys
10、night out, cmon, whaddya say, big guy, (Pretending to punch him in the stomach.) Huh? Huh? Huh? Ross: What are you doing? Chandler: (stops) I have no idea. Joey: Cmon, Ross! Ross: Alright, alright, maybe itll take my mind off it. Do you promise to buy me a big thumb finger? Chandler: You got it.(Rac
11、hel runs up cluching an envelope.) Rachel: Look-look-look-look-look, my first pay check! Look at the window, theres my name! Hi, me! Phoebe: I remember the day I got my first pay check. There was a cave in in one of the mines, and eight people were killed. Monica: Wow, you worked in a mine? Phoebe:
12、I worked in a Dairy Queen, why? Rachel: God, isnt this exciting? I earned this. I wiped tables for it, I steamed milk for it, and it was totally(opens envelope)not worth it. Whos FICA? Whys he getting all my money? I mean, what- Chandler, look at that. Chandler: (looking) Oh, this is not that bad. J
13、oey: Oh, youre fine, yeah, for a first job. Ross: You can totally, totally live on this. Monica: Yeah, yeah. Ross: Oh, by the way, great service tonight. All: Oh! Yeah! (They all get their wallets out and give generous tips.)Guys: Hockey! (They go to leave but are blocked by three of Rachels friends
14、, Leslie, Kiki, and Joanne. The guys pause to stare at them.) Hockey! Hockey. (The guys.) Leslie: (looking around) Rachel? Rachel: Oh my God! (Rachel, Leslie, Kiki, and Joanne all scream and hug each other. Monica: (to Phoebe) I swear Ive seen birds do this on Wild Kingdom. Rachel: What are you guys
15、 doing here? Kiki: Well, we were in the city shopping, and your mom said you work here, aaand its true! Joanne: Look at you in the apron. You look like youre in a play. Rachel: (to a pregnant Leslie) Look at you, you are so big I cant believe it! Leslie: I know. I know! Im a duplex. Rachel: (to Joan
16、ne) So whats going on with you? Joanne: Well, guess who my dads making partner in his firm? (She points to herself and they all scream again.) Kiki: And while were on the subject of news. (She holds up here finger to show off her engagement ring and they all scream again.) Phoebe: (to Monica) Look,
17、look, I have elbows! (They scream.)Scene: A Street, Chandler and Joey are kicking a can to each other.Chandler: .Poulet passes it up to Leetch! (Passes it to Joey.) Joey: Leetch spots Messier in the crease- theres the pass! (He kicks it to Ross, but Ross is staring into a shop window.) Chandler: Wel
18、l take a brief time out while Messier stops to look at some womens shoes. Ross: Carol was wearing boots just like those the night that we- we first- yknow. Fact, she, uh- she never tookem off, cause we-we- (off Chandlers look) Sorry. Sorry. (They walk on. Chandler and Joey start to talk but Ross sto
19、ps and whines.) Joey: What? Ross: Peach pit. Chandler: Yes, Bunny? Ross: (points) Peach pit. That night we, uh- we had- Joey: -Peaches? Ross: Actually, nectarines, but basically. Chandler: (to Joey) Couldve been a peach. Ross: Then, uh, then we got dressed, and I-I. I walked her to the- (looks up, r
20、ealises, and points) -the bus stop. Im fine.Joey: Hey, that womans got an ass like Carols! (They turn to stare at him.) What? Thought we were trying to find stuff. Scene: Central Perk, Rachel, Lesile, Kiki, and Joanne are talking.Rachel: So cmon, you guys, tell me all the dirt! Kiki: Well, the bigge
21、st news is still you dumping Barry at the altar! Joanne: Alright. Lets talk reality for a second. Rachel: Okay. Joanne: When are you coming home? Rachel: What? Guys, Im not. Joanne: Cmon, this is us. Rachel: Im not! This is what Im doing now. Ive got this job- Kiki: Waitressing? Rachel: Okay, Im not
22、 just waitressing. Im. I, um. I write the specials on the specials board, and, uh. and I, uh. I take the uh dead flowers out of the vase. Oh, and, um, sometimes Artelle lets me put the little chocolate blobbies on the cookies. Leslie: Well. Your mom didnt tell us about the blobbies.Scene: Monica and
23、 Rachels, Phoebe and Monica are in pajamas and Monica is making something in the blender as Rachel enters. Monica: Hey, Rach. How was it with your friends? (She and Phoebe scream.) Okay! How would you like some Tiki Death Punch? (She pours the contents of the blender into some glasses.) Rachel: What
24、s that? Monica: Weeeell, its rum, and- Rachel: Okay. (Grabs the blender and starts to drink.) Monica: We thought since Phoebe was staying over tonight wed have kinda like a slumber party thing. We got some trashy magazines, we got cookie dough, we got Twister. (The phone rings and Monica answers it.
25、) Phoebe: Ooh! Ooh! And I brought Operation! But, um, I lost the tweezers, so we cant operate. But we can prep the guy! Monica: Uh, Rach, its the Visa card people. Rachel: Oh, God, ask them what they want. Monica: (on phone) Could you please tell me what this is in reference to? (Listens) Yes, hold
26、on. (To Rachel) Um, they say theres been some unusual activity on your account. Rachel: But I havent used my card in weeks! Monica: That is the unusual activity. Look, they just wanna see if youre okay. Rachel: They wanna know if Im okay. Okay. they wanna know if Im okay, okay, lets see. Well, lets
27、see, the FICA guys took all my money, everyone I know is either getting married, or getting promoted, or getting pregnant, and Im getting coffee! And its not even for me! So if that sounds like Im okay, okay, then you can tell them Im okay, okay? Monica: (pauses then on the phone) Uh- Rachel has lef
28、t the building, can you call back? Rachel: Alright, cmon! (Miserably) Lets play Twister!Scene: Madison Square Garden, the guys are trying to find their seats. Ross: (squeezing past people) Sorry, sorry. Uh-oh. Chandler: What? There was ice there that night with Carol? Plastic seats? Four thousand an
29、gry Pittsburgh fans? Ross: No, actually I was just saying it looks like were not sitting together. But now you mention it, there was ice there that night. It was the first frost. Joey: Cmon, sit. Just sit down, sit. Scene: Monica and Rachels, theyre all hanging out in the living room.Monica: You sho
30、uld feel great about yourself! Youre doing this amazing independence thing! Rachel: Monica, what is so amazing? I gave up, like, everything. And for what? Phoebe: You are just like Jack. Rachel: .Jack from downstairs? Phoebe: No, Jack and the Beanstalk. Monica: Ah, the other Jack. Phoebe: Yeah, righ
31、t! See, he gave up something, but then he got those magic beans. And then he woke up, and there was this, this big plant outside his window, full of possibilities and stuff. And he lived in a village, and you live in the Village. Rachel: Okay, but Pheebs, Pheebs, Jack gave up a cow, I gave up an ort
32、hodontist. Okay, I-I-I know, I know I didnt love him- Phoebe: Oh, see, Jack did love the cow. Rachel: But see, it was a plan. Yknow, it was clear. It was figured out, and now everythings just kinda like. Phoebe: Floopy? Rachel: Yeah. Monica: So what, youre not the only one. I mean, half the time we
33、dont know where were going. Youve just gotta figure at some point its all gonna come together, and its just gonna be. un-floopy. Phoebe: Oh, like thats a word. Rachel: Okay, but Monica, what if- what if it doesnt come together? Monica: .Pheebs? Phoebe: Oh, well. cause. you just. I dont like this que
34、stion. Rachel: Okay, see, see, you guys, what if we dont get magic beans? I mean, what if all weve got are. beans? Scene: Madison Square Garden, the guys are watching the game.Ross: Get him! GET HIM! Get him! Get- YESSS! Not laughing now, are ya pal! Chandler: (to Ross) See buddy, thats all you need
35、, a bunch of toothless guys hitting each other with sticks. Ross: Pass it! Pass it! Chandler: Hes open! All: Shoot! Shoot! Shoot! (The player shoots and the puck flies off the rink and hits Ross in the face. Chandler looks concered until he notices.) Chandler: Hey, look, were on that TV thing! (Chan
36、dler and Joey hold the puck and wave at the TV thing.) Commercial BreakScene: An Emergency Room, Chandler and Joey are leading Ross in.Chandler: (to the receptionist)Scuse me. Receptionist: (holds up her handshe is on the phone) It says to call this number if youre not completely satisfied with this
37、 candy bar. Well, Im not completely satisfied. Chandler: Listen, its kind of an emergency. Well, I guess you know that, or wed be in the predicament room. (The receptionist glares at him.) Receptionist: (on phone) Hold on. (To Chandler) Fill these out, sit over there. (Tosses him some forms.) Ross:
38、(jumping to his feet) Look, I dont wanna make any trouble, okay, but Im in a lot of pain here, alright? My face is dented. Receptionist: Well, youll have to wait your turn. Joey: Well, how long do you think itll be? Receptionist: (sarcastic) Any minute now. Ross: Hey, this- (she gives him a look and
39、 the guys back off) Heyy. Scene: Monica and Rachels, the slumber party continues.Rachel: Im so sorry, you guys. I didnt mean to bring you down. Monica: No, you were right. I dont have a plan. (Theres a knock on the door.) Pizza Guy: (yelling from outside) Pizza guy! Rachel: Thank God. Food. (She goe
40、s to answer the door.) Monica: Phoebe? Phoebe: What? Monica: Do you have a plan? Phoebe: I dont even have a pl. Pizza Guy: Hi, one, uh, mushroom, green pepper and onion? Rachel: (miserably) No, no, thats not what we ordered. We ordered a fat-free crust with extra cheese. Pizza Guy: Wait, youre not G
41、.Stephanopoulos? Man, my dads gonna kill me! Monica: (leaping off of the couch and runs up) Wait! Did you say G.Stephanopoulos? Pizza Guy: Yeah. This one goes across the street, I must have given him yours. Oh, bonehead, bonehead! Monica: Wait, was this a-a small mediterranean guy with curiously int
42、elligent good looks? Pizza Guy: Yeah, that sounds about right. Monica: Was he wearing a stunning blue suit? Phoebe: And-and a power tie? Pizza Guy: No, pretty much just a towel. Monica: (staggered) Oh God. Pizza Guy: So you guys want me to take this back? Monica: Are you nuts?! Weve got George Steph
43、anopoulos pizza! (Rachel pays him, Monica grabs some binoculars, and runs to the window.) Rachel: Uh, Pheebs? Whos George Snuffalopagus? Phoebe: Big Birds friend. Monica: I see pizza! Phoebe: Oh, I wanna see! Lemme see! Lemme see! (She runs up and takes the binoculars.) Rachel: Hello? Who are we spy
44、ing on? Monica: White House adviser? Clintons campaign guy? The one with the great hair, sexy smile, really cute butt? Rachel: Oh, him, the little guy? Oh, I love him! Phoebe: Ooh, wait. wait, I see a woman. Monica: Please tell me its his mother. Phoebe: Definitely not his mother. Monica: Oh, no. Ph
45、oebe: Oh, wait, shes walking across the floor. shes walking. shes walking. shes going for the pizza- (Yelling) Hey, thats not for you, bitch! (Phoebe covers her mouth with her hand walks away from the window.) Scene: The Emergency Room, Joey is miming hockey pucks kitting foreheads. Chandler realise
46、s its getting tense and goes to the receptionist again.Chandler: Excuse me, look, weve been here for over an hour, and a lot of people less sick than my friend have gone in. I mean, that guy with the toe thing? Whos he sleeping with? (She slides the gladd panel over and Chandler talks through it in
47、a loud voice.) Oh, cmon Dora, dont be mad. I know we both said some things we didnt mean, but that doesnt mean we still dont love each other. (To the waiting room.) Yknow, I feel like Ive lost her. (She slides the panel back, he turns, and it takes him by surprise.) Ba-! Scene: Monica and Rachels, t
48、he girls are all out on the balcony.Monica: Light still out? Rachel: Yeah. Monica: Oh. Maybe theyre- napping. Rachel: Oh please, theyre having sex. Monica and Phoebe: Shut up! Rachel: So, whaddya think George is like? Monica: I think hes shy. Phoebe: Yeah? Monica: Yeah. I think you have to draw him
49、out. And then- when you do- hes a preppy animal. Scene: The Emergency Room, Ross is still going on about his first night with Carol.Ross: I remember the moonlight coming through the window- and her face had the most incredible glow. Chandler: Yes, the moon, the glow, the magical feeling, you did thi
50、s part- Could I get some painkillers over here, please? Joey: Hes right, enough, already. What is the big deal about today? So you slept with her for the first time, so what? You slept with her for seven years after that. Ross: Look, its just a little more complicated. Chandler: Well, what? What? Wh
51、at is it? That she left you? That she likes women? That she left you for another woman that likes women? Ross: Little louder, okay, I think theres a man on the twelfth floor in a coma that didnt quite hear you. Chandler: Then what? Ross: My first time with Carol was. (He mumbles the last part) Joey:
52、 What? Ross: It was my first time. Joey: With Carol? (Ross gives him a look.) Oh. Chandler: So in your whole life, youve only been with one(He gets a look too)oh. Joey: Whoah, boy, hockey was a big mistake! There was a whole bunch of stuff we couldve done tonight! Scene: Monica and Rachels, the girl
53、s are still out on the balcony.Monica: Okay. Okay, I got one. Do you remember that vegetarian pate that I made that you loved so much? Phoebe: Uh-huh. Monica: Well, unless goose is a vegetable.ha haaaah! Phoebe: Oh! Oh! Oh! Okay, fine, fine. Now I dont feel so bad about sleeping with Jason Hurley. M
54、onica: What?! You slept with Jason? Phoebe: Youd already broken up. Rachel: How long? Phoebe: A couple hours. Monica: Oh, thats nice! Rachel: Okay, okay, okay, I got one! (She sits up and the cushion she was leaning against falls off of the balcony.) Anyway- The valentine Tommy Rollerson left in you
55、r locker was really from me. Monica: Excuse me?! Rachel: Hello? Like he was really gonna send you one? (To Phoebe) She was a big girl. Monica: Really. Well, at least big girls dont pee in their pants in seventh grade! Rachel: I was laughing! You made me laugh! (Monica and Rachel start to squabble) P
56、hoebe: There he is! There he is! Monica: Where? Phoebe: Right- where weve been looking all night! Rachel: He is so cute! Monica: Oh, George, baby, drop the towel! All: Yeah, drop it! Drop the towel! Please drop the(pause)wowww. Scene: The Emergency Room, Ross is absent.Joey: Man. Can you believe hes
57、 only had sex with one woman? Chandler: I think its great. Yknow, its sweet, its romantic. Joey: Really? Chandler: No, you kidding? The guys a freak. (Ross enters off camera) Both: Hey, buddy. Ross: Hi. (He is wearing a piece of steel bandaged to his nose. He tosses some forms onto reception desk.)
58、Receptionist: (sarcastic) Oh, thats attractive. Chandler: Oh, I thought you were great in Silence of the Lambs. Oh come on, admit it! All things considered, you had fun tonight. Ross: Fun? Where was the fun? Tell me specifically, which part was the fun part? Wheres my puck? Joey: Oh, ah- the kid has
59、 it. Ross: The kid.? (To the kid) Excuse me, uh, thats, thats my puck. Kid: I found it. Finders keepers, losers weepers. (Ross looks at Chandler for help.) Chandler: You gotta do it, man. Ross: (to the kid) Oh yeah? Well, Im rubber, youre glue, whatever(to Chandler)cant do it. (to the kid) Listen, u
60、h- gimme back my puck. Kid: No. Ross: Yes, how about. Cmere. Gimme! Kid: No! No! (They start to fight over it.) Receptionist: Hey! Hey! No rough holding in my ER! Ross: (tries to snatch it from the kid) GIVE ME MY PUCK! (but it files out of his grasp and knocks out the receptionist) Ross: .Now that
61、was fun. Closing CreditsScene: Monica and Rachels, Joey and the girls are playing twister.Ross: (Doing the spinning) Okay, Monica: Right foot red. Monica: Couldve played Monopoly, but nooooo. (Theres a knock on the door, Chandler opens it, and silently hands back the cushion.) Chandler: Thanks. (The
62、 guy nods and leaves) Ross: Okay, Pheebs: Right hand blue. (Phoebe has to bend over.)Good. (Joey stares at her butt appreciatively) (The phone rings and Chandler answers it.) Chandler: Hello? Oh, uh, Rachel, its the Visa card people. Rachel: Oh, okay. Will you take my place? Chandler: Alright. (on p
63、hone) Yes, this is Rachel. Rachel: Nooo! (She grabs the phone and Chandler takes her place on the mat.) (On phone) Hello? (Listens) Oh, yeah, no, I know, I-I havent been using it much. (Listens) Oh, well, thanks, but, Im okay, really. Ross: Green. To the green. Rachel: (on phone) Ive got magic beans
64、. (Listens) Never-never mind. Chandler: To the left, to the left- aww! (They all collapse) Rachel: (on phone) Ohhh. Im fine.End104 （克林顿亲信助手）乔治史特喷那彼拉斯先生菲比如果有一天我变得全能我要世界和平，不再有饥饿雨林不再遭受破坏还有更大的胸部你说了我的愿望钱德，你呢？如果有一天我变得全能我要让自己变得永远全能看吧，总有这样的人“给我一个愿望，我就要更多的愿望”乔依，如果你变得全能你希望做什么？大概是自杀吧什么？如果小乔依死了我就没再活下去的理由乔伊，全能(不
65、是无能)你是？对不起她是怎么办到的我在公共场合根本睡不着你看她，睡得那么安祥制片：陶德史帝芬什么事？没事，你只是又打瞌睡了你是怎么了？我昨晚没睡好为什么？导演：詹姆斯布罗我祖母交了一个新男友他们俩在床上翻来覆去还有耳聋于是两人不断确定彼此是否尽兴简直是吵死人了如果愿意你今晚可以和我及瑞秋睡谢了95，96，97我说得没错吧从我的住处到这儿不到一百步你可真闲他就是今天的寿星？瞧，冰球赛门票骑兵队与企鹅队今晚在花园球场我们要带你去看生日快乐,老兄我们爱你你们真幽默我的生日在七个月前所以呢？一定是你们多了一张票找不到人一起去看我们不是悲观之人天啊，今天是10月20号我正希望你没记起来20号有什么不对劲
66、吗？万圣节的前十一天？所有的好服装都被抢走？今天是我第一次和卡萝进行肉体接触作爱我不去看球赛了我还是回家想着我的前妻和她的爱人吧去他的曲棍球我们回去一起想吧罗斯，别这样你，我和乔伊，冰人夜游怎样，大个儿？你打算干吗？我不知道拜托,罗斯好吧,或许能让我忘记伤痛但你要帮我买个大手指一定大家看，我的第一份薪水看看这框框，上面有我的名字是我我记起拿到第一份薪水的那一天矿场塌陷八人惨遭活埋你在矿场工作？不，我在黛莉冰淇淋工作，干嘛问？真叫人兴奋，我赚来的每天擦桌椅蒸牛奶这真是太不值得了谁是FICA？为何他拿走我所有的钱？钱德，你看没那么糟就第一份薪水而言你已经算不错了单靠它就够你过日子了没错对了,优秀的
67、服务员没错球赛！球赛！瑞秋天呀我发誓我在动物园也看过这种场面什么风把你们吹来的？我们到市区逛街又听你妈你在这儿工作结果是真的瞧你的围裙好像在演戏一般看看你，你的肚子好大我简直不敢相信我知道，我变成两倍大你近来可好？你猜我爸和谁合伙？还有我们的话题看，我有手腕罗斯将球传给李奇李奇看见纳斯有空档一记妙传我们先暂停一下纳斯正停下来看女鞋那一夜卡萝穿着那种靴子在我们的第一次.老实说她没脱下因为我们对不起瞧什么？桃核怎么样？那天晚上我们.吃了桃子？事实上是蜜桃但基本上.可能是桃子然后我们穿上衣服我送她到公车站牌我没事那女人的臀部和卡萝的一样什么？我以为我们在找东西好了，你们快点跟我讲八卦最大的八卦还是你
68、在圣坛前抛下巴瑞好了，我们来谈点正经的你打算何时回家？什么？我不回家拜托，我们是好姐妹我不回家我要在这儿工作我有工作当女服务生？我不只是当女服务生我.写下每日特餐摘下瓶中枯死的花朵有时老板还会让我在饼干上涂上巧克力酱你妈没有提起巧克力酱瑞秋，和朋友聊得如何？想喝杯鸡尾酒吗？里面什么？是郎姆酒,还有知道了既然菲此要来过夜谈通宵我们就买了一些八卦杂志饼干面团和扭体游戏我带了”手术”游戏来不过我把镊子弄丢了,所以玩不了了不过我们可以演练下瑞秋，是信用卡的人打来的问他们想干什么请问有什么事吗？好，稍待他们说你的账户有问题可是我已好几个星期没刷卡了问题就出在这儿他们想知道你是否没事他们想知道我是否没事？
69、我想看看FICA把我的钱全拿走了我认识的朋友不是结婚怀孕就是升职而我只是端咖啡而且还不是端给自己喝如果这样叫没事的话就告诉他们我没事，好吗？瑞秋刚出去，你能再打来吗？好吧，我们来玩扭体游戏吧对不起，对不起怎么了？你和卡萝那一夜有冰？塑胶座位？四千名愤怒的匹兹堡球迷？不，我是说我们可能不会坐在一起既然你已提起没错，那一夜有结冰第一次结霜坐下吧你应该感到自豪才对你正在学习了不起的独立摩妮卡，有什么了不起可言？我放弃一切到底是为了什么？你和杰克没两样楼下的杰克？不，是杰克与魔豆另一个杰克对，他放弃某些东西但是得到了魔豆他起床后发现窗外有棵大树充满一切可能他住在一个村庄你住在一个村庄菲此，杰克放弃了牛
70、我放弃了一个整牙医生我知道我并不喜欢他杰克深爱着那头牛那是有预谋的，一切都很清楚。可是现在所有事都.不顺利？对不是只有你才这样我们也常不知自己何去何从你得仔细想清楚自然就能步上轨道这样才能.诸事顺利真能拼但如果无法步上轨道呢？菲比因为你我不喜欢这个问题瞧，如果我们没拿到魔豆吗？只拿到一般的豆子呢？宰掉他笑不出来了吧，老兄那正是你需要的一群以棍子互打的无齿之徒快传，他有空档射门,射门瞧，我们上电视了我抢到了上面说不满意这条巧克力糖可以拨这个号码我并不满意这是紧急事件我想你很清楚否则我们就不会在这儿了等等，拿去填资料坐在那儿填我不想惹麻烦，好吗？可我现在很疼，我脸被打歪了你得照顺序来大概要等多久？
71、快了真是对不起我不是存心让你们不开心的不，你说得对我的人生毫无计划送Pizza的感谢上帝,食物终于来了Pheobe干吗？你有计划吗？我根本毫无计划磨菇,青椒和洋葱不,这不是我们点的我们点的是奶酪脆皮口味史先生不住这儿？没这个人惨了，我爸一定会宰掉我的等等，你是说史先生？对，他住对街我一定是送错了，笨慢着，是不是那个矮小的地中海人一幅聪明样的帅哥？对，应该就是他他穿着迷人的蓝色西装？打着领带？不，他只围一条浴巾上帝呀你们忍心让我把它带回去？什么？开什么玩笑我们要吃史先生的Pizza菲比，史先生是谁？大鸟的朋友我看见Pizza让我看我们在偷瞄谁？白宫顾问，克林顿的助选员他有迷人的头发性感的微笑带劲
72、儿的屁股是他？那个小矮人？我好喜欢他等等，我看一个女人告诉我那是他妈绝对不是他妈慢着，她走过地板她走着去拿Pizza不是给你的，臭女人蓝大夫，请接分号256抱歉，我们已等了一个小时许多情况比我朋友轻的人都走了那个脚趾上挂东西的他和谁睡觉？朵拉，别生气我知道我们都说了伤害彼此的话但那不意味着我们不再爱着对方我想她不会再理我了灯还关着，对吗？或许他们在小睡拜托,他们在做爱-闭嘴！你们认为史先生是什么样的人？我认为他很害羞真的？你必须勾引他之后他就会渐渐显露出兽性拜托我记得月光透过窗户照进来她的脸庞露出甜蜜的微笑对，月光，微笑和甜蜜说得好谁能拿点止痛药来吗？他说得对，你够了没？今天有什么大不了的？你
73、和她第一次上床，了不起？之后你又和她做了七年事情没那么简单那么问题出在哪儿？她把你甩了？她爱上女人？她为一个爱女人的女人而离开你？大声点，行吗？12楼有个昏迷的人听不清楚然后呢？我和卡萝的第一次是我的第一次什么？我的第一次和卡萝？这么说你这辈子只和一人天啊，看冰球赛真是个错误本来今晚我们可以干很多事我有了还记得你很喜欢我做的那个蔬菜面团？除非鹅也是蔬菜好吧，行和强森上床的感觉没那么糟什么？你和强森上床？在你们分手后多久之后？几小时真好我也有了情人节汤姆放在你置物箱的东西其实是我放的什么？你以为他真会送你东西？她太天真了真的？天真的女孩至少不会在七年级时还尿裤子当时我是在笑，你逗得我大笑他来了，
74、他来了在哪儿？我们看了一整夜的地方他真帅我的宝贝乔治，快拿掉浴巾快拿掉浴巾一次就好你能相信他只和一个女人上过床？这样很好啊甜蜜又浪漫你真的这样认为？才怪,这家伙是怪胎老兄真是迷人你在“沉默的羔羊”里演得真好快承认吧,纵观一切，你今晚很开心开心？哪里开心？告诉哪一点值得我开心？我的冰球在哪儿？在那小孩手里孩子球是我的我找到的谁发现归谁，丢掉的人活该争气点是吗？我是橡胶你是胶水我做不到还我,到底还不还我不还不还过来,球还我不给别在我这儿闹事给我！那才叫好玩摩妮卡，右脚红本来我们是要玩大富翁的？谢了菲比，右手蓝很好瑞秋，信用卡人员打来的好，愿意代替我吗？我是瑞秋不我知道，我很久没用了谢谢，我没事，真的绿色的，到绿色那里我有魔豆不，当我没说左转我没事