1、402 The One With The CatScene: Chandler and Joeys, Joey is eating breakfast as Chandler comes out of his bedroom, ripping his coat in the process.Chandler: Wow! That ripped! That ripped real nice!Joey: How many times do I have to tell you! Ya, turn and sliiiide! Yknow, turn and slide.Chandler: You d
2、ont turn and slide, you throw it out! Im tired of having to get a tetanus shot every time I get dressed!Joey: Look, were not throwing it out! I built this thing with my own hands!Chandler: All right, how about we, how bout we sell it.Joey: All right. But, youre gonna have to tell them. (He opens the
3、 cabinet to reveal the chick and the duck living inside with Christmas lights and a disco ball as decorations.)Chandler: (nods his head) Do you mind if we stick you in another cabinet? (to Joey) They seem all right with it!OPENING CREDITSScene: Monica and Rachels, Monica and Ross are there. Monica i
4、s checking the messages.Chip: (on machine) Hey Monica, its Chip.Monica: Yesss!Ross: Whos Chip?Monica: Shhh!Chip: (on machine) Good runnin into you at the bank today, so ah, heres my number, 555-9323. Give me a call. Later.Monica: Chip, is Chip Matthews.Ross: The guy who took Rachel to the prom? Why
5、is he calling you?Monica: Cause I ran into him at the bank, he is still soo cute.Ross: Monica, youre so lucky! Hes like the most popular guy in school!Monica: I know! (calls him) (on phone) Chip? Hi! Its Monica. (listens) Kay. (listens) Kay. (listens) Okay. (listens) Okay, good-bye. (hangs up) Oh my
6、 God, we just had the best conversation! (goes into her room as Rachel enters)Ross: (to Rachel) I was just leaving.Rachel: Good! Cause Ive got a product report to read, its like eight pages, I hope I dont fall asleep.Ross: Why? Did you write it?Rachel: (sees Chips phone number) Wow! Look at that, Ch
7、ip Matthews called. I wonder what he wants?Ross: Well ah, actually.Rachel: (interrupting) I bet he sensed that I was ready to have sex with another guy.Ross: Well, umm, why dont you give him a call?Rachel: Okay. (picks up phone) Are you sure you wanna hear this?Ross: Oh, Im sure.Rachel: (on phone) C
8、hip! Hi, its Rachel. (listens) Rachel Green. Yeah, umm, you left me a message. (listens) Yes you did, my roommate wrote it down. (listens) Monica Geller. (listens) Ohh.Ross: (whispering in her ear) Oh, thats right! He called to ask out Monica! That-thats gotta be embarrassing! Scene: Central Perk, P
9、hoebe is finishing up a song.Phoebe: (screaming, angrily) .DUMB, DRUNKEN, BITCH! (applause) (happily) Thank you, thanks.Ross: (reading the newspaper) Hey, heres a question; where did you guys get the finest oak East of the Mississippi?Chandler: Uh-huh, first you tell us where you got the prettiest l
10、ace in all the land.Ross: Im reading your ad.Joey: Looks good, uh?Ross: Yeah.Chandler: (reading the ad) Stunning entertainment center. Fine, (pause) fine Italian craftsmanship. (Joey is very proud of himself)Phoebe: Oh my God, you guys are selling the entertainment center?Rachel: Why? I love that th
11、ing.Chandler: You want it?Phoebe and Rachel: Oh no.Chandler: Ahh, Gepeto, $5,000 dollars? Are you insane?Joey: Hey, the ad alone cost 300 bucks!Chandler: All right look, Im changing it to 50 bucks, or your best offer.Joey: What kind of profit is that?! And you call yourself an accountant.Chandler: (
12、looks at him) Nooo.Joey: Oh. What do you do?Chandler: I cant believe you dont know what I do for a living!Phoebe: Yeah, I actually dont know.Ross: Good, so do IRachel: Something to do with numbers?Cut to someone entering Central Perk which lets a cat in. The cat then runs over to Phoebes guitar case
13、 and starts sniffing around.Phoebe: Oh my God! No! Shoo! Kitty! No! No-no-no! Shoo! Come on, you! (goes over and picks up the cat) Come on. Crazy. (looks into the cats eyes) Oh my God.Rachel: What?Phoebe: Nothing. Nothing.Joey: What? Whats wrong?Phoebe: I just, I just have this really strong feeling
14、 that this cat is my Mother.Rachel: You mean the mom you met in Montauk. She was a cat?!Phoebe: No, no-no, she was a human lady. This is the spirit of my Mom Lily, the one who killed herself.Ross: Are you sure shes in the cat, or have you been taking your grandmas glycoma medicine again?Phoebe: No D
15、r. Skeptismo! Im sure. First of all, okay, theres the feeling. (Chandler shrugs) Okay, and for another, how about the fact that she went into my guitar case which is lined with orange felt. (Rachel nods her head in unsure agreement) My Mothers favourite fish is Orange Roughy. (Joey thinks he underst
16、ands, but then nods that he has no clue.) Cats.like.fish! (Ross and Rachel are totally lost) (to the cat) Hi, Mommy. (Rachel covers her mouth, in an “Oh my God.” gesture) Oh, I havent seen this smile in 17 years!Joey: (to Chandler) Dude, Phoebes mom has got a huge peni.Chandler: (interrupting) Let i
17、t go!Scene: Monica and Rachels, Rachel is working as Monica enters.Monica: Hey!Rachel: Umm, when were you gonna tell me that youre going out with Chip Matthews?Monica: Now? Is it okay if I go out with Chip Matthews?Rachel: Nooo! Its not okay! I cant believe you would want to after what he did to me!
18、Monica: What, that little thing at the prom?Rachel: Monica! I couldnt find him for two hours! He was having sex with Amy Welch!Monica: Come on, that was back in high school! How could that still bother you?Rachel: I mean why, of all people would you want to go out with Chip?!Monica: Look, you and I
19、went to different high schools.Rachel: Okay, that doesnt help me, because we went to the same high school.Monica: You went to one where you were popular, and you got to ride off Chips motorcycle, and wear his letterman jacket. I went to one where I wore a band uniform they had to have specially made
20、.Rachel: (shocked) They had to have that specially made?!Monica: It was a project for one of the Home Ec classes.Rachel: (stunned) Oh my God, they told us that was for the mascot!Monica: Back then, I thought that I would never, ever get the chance to go out with a Chip Matthews, and now hes-hes call
21、ed me up and asked me out. And the fat girl inside of me really wants to go. I-I owe her this. I never let her eat.Rachel: Oh, you go out with him. (goes over and hugs her) Monica: Oh, really?!Rachel: Yeah. Just, if its possible, could you leave him somewhere and go have sex with another guy?Monica:
22、 Ill try.Scene: Monica and Rachels, the next morning, they are all there eating breakfast.Ross: So you guys having any luck getting rid of the entertainment center?Joey: Well, there were a couple of calls last night, but ah, I dont think any of them are gonna work out.Chandler: Yes, Joey has a very
23、careful screening process. Apparently, not everyone is qualified to own wood and nails.Phoebe: (is struggling with the cat) Stop it! Stop it! She keeps squirming, trying to get away! Just like when she was alive.Ross: So Pheebs, how long is your mom gonna be with us?Phoebe: Well, Im not sure. I mean
24、, I guess until she yknow, gets used to the fact that theres yknow, a new mom. Yknow, I think shes worried that yknow, shes gonna, shes gonna be replaced. (to the cat, in a funny voice) Well, thats not gonna happen is it? Noo. (gets up) Okay, I have to return a call in the other room.Monica: Why can
25、t you use the phone in here?Phoebe: Well, Im returning a call from a certain mom at the B-E-A-C-H. I just spelled the wrong word. (goes into Monicas room)Ross: So, guys, am I crazy, or does Phoebes mom remind anyone of a cat?Monica: Ross, dont start.Ross: Come on, you-you cant tell me you actually b
26、elieve that-that theres a woman inside that cat!Rachel: I believe it.Ross: No you dont. Rachel: Yes, I do.Ross: No you do-yknow what, youre not gonna suck me into this.Rachel: Oh sure I am, because you always have to be right.Ross: I do not always have to be-okay, okay. (starts to leave)Rachel: Jura
27、ssic Park could happen.(Ross wants to say something, but just smiles and leaves.)Scene: Chandler and Joeys, Joey and Chandler are showing a couple of guys (Tony and Peter) the entertainment center.Tony: Wow! Thats ah, thats pretty nice!Joey: Pretty nice?Chandler: Youll have to pardon my roommate, he
28、 wanted to marry this.Tony: We dont have 50 bucks, but would you be willing to trade for it? Weve got a canoe.(Joey jumps up in excitement and without turning around Chandler holds out his hand stopping him, and ushering him back into his seat. Joey sits down, dejected.)Chandler: Yknow, I, I really
29、dont think we need a canoe.Tony: You gotta take the canoe!Chandler: All right, just, just take the entertainment center, and then when you get home, throw the canoe away!Peter: Were not throwing it away! I built that canoe! (starts to leave as Tony chases after him)Joey: (to Peter) Good for you!Scen
30、e: Central Perk, Chandler, Joey, Monica, and Ross are there.Rachel: (entering) You guys, youre never gonna believe what I just found tacked up on a telephone pole! (Shes holding a flyer.) Look kinda familiar?Ross: (taking the flyer) Apparently Phoebes mother also goes by the name Julio.Rachel: You g
31、uys, theres a little girl in Soho looking for this cat. I mean, you know what that means?!Joey: (looking at the flyer) Yeah-eah! 200 dollar reward, split five ways!Rachel: Do we have to tell her?Ross: Yes, we have to tell her!Monica: Oh, but its made her so happy.Ross: (holds up a hand) Little girl
32、misses her cat. (hold up the other hand) Crazy lady thinks her mother is in a cat. (gets up) Okay, yknow what, I have to go have dinner with my son, can I trust that when you see Phoebe, you will tell her.All: (disappointed) Yeah.Ross: Thank you. Rachel: I hate when Ross is right!Monica: He is right
33、, isnt he?Chandler: Yknow what, I think this might be one of the times hes wrong.All: You think?Chandler: Oh-no, hes right.COMMERCIAL BREAKScene: Central Perk, the same scene is continued from before the break. With Joey, Monica, Rachel, and Chandler sitting on the couch.Phoebe: (entering, with Juli
34、o) Hi. (sits down in the chair)Monica: Hi!All: Hey!Joey: Uh, Pheebs, about your mom.Phoebe: Yeah?Joey: (pause) Hows that going?Phoebe: So great. Oh, we took a nap today and my Mom fell asleep on my tummy and purred.Joey: Thats so sweet. (pause) Im gonna get some coffee. (gets up and leaves)Monica: (
35、sliding into Joeys place on the couch to try and talk to Phoebe) Huh? Whatd ya say Joe? Ill be right there. (gets up and joins Joey)(Rachel and Chandler slide into position.)Rachel: Pheebs.Phoebe: I just feel so, uhh.Rachel: All right!Chandler: Im coming already!Rachel: Jeez!(They both get up and le
36、ave Phoebe alone.)Scene: Monica and Rachels, Rachel is reading at the kitchen table as there is a knock on the door.Monica: (running from the bathroom to her room, wearing only a towel) Not yet! Not yet! Not yet! Not yet! Not yet! Not yet! Not yet! Not yet! (gets to her room and closes the door, as
37、Rachel gets up to answer the door.)Rachel: Hello, Chip.Chip: Hey, Rach! How ya doin?Rachel: Im great! Im great. Ive got a great job at Bloomingdales, have wonderful friends, and eventhough Im not seeing anyone right now, Ive never felt better about myself.Chip: So ah, Monica ready yet?Rachel: Shell
38、be out in a second. So, Chip, hows umm, Amy Welch?Chip: Amy Welch? Wow! I havent seen her since. So, Monica about ready?Scene: Chandler and Joeys, Joey is showing off the entertainment center.Joey: This is the unit for you my friend. Sturdy construction, tons of storage compartments, some big enough
39、 to fit a grown man.Guy: What?!Joey: Oh yeah! I got in there myself once. My roommate bet me five bucks that I couldnt, and then he stuck a board through the handles that locked me in. Yeah. It was funny til I started feeling like I was in a coffin.Guy: No, you, you cant fit in that thing. Thats not
40、 deep enough.Joey: Oh yeah? (opens up the center and takes out the stereo) If I cant, Ill knock five bucks off the price off the unit.Guy: All right, you have yourself a deal. (shakes his hand)Joey: Okay. (he gets in the unit and closes the door) See?! I told ya! (The guys takes a hockey stick and s
41、lips it through the handles then proceeds to take the stereo and Chandlers computer and walk out.)Joey: Sometimes I get in here just to get away from it! Hey, a nickel!Scene: A street, Chip is walking Monica to his motorcycle.Chip: Here, we are.Monica: Oh my God! You still have the Chipper!Chip: The
42、 what?Monica: Thats what we used to call your ah, your motorcycle in high school. Yknow how a motorcycle is a Chopper, and youre Chip. Nevermind.Chip: No, I think its cute. (kisses her)Monica: Wow! A lipper from Chipper.Chip: So you still in touch with anyone from high school?Monica: Umm. Well, ther
43、es Rachel, and umm, I think thats it. How bout you?Chip: Oh yeah, I still hang with Simmons and Zana, yknow. I see Spindler a lot. Devane, Kelly, and I run into Goldie from time to time. Steve Brown, Zuchoff, McGwire, J.T., Breadsly.Monica: Is that all?Chip: Ehh, yknow after high school, you just ki
44、nda lose touch. Oh yeah! I ran into Richard Dorfman.Monica: Ohh, how is he?Chip: Not so good, Simmons and I gave him a wedgie.Monica: Isnt he an architect now?Chip: Yeah, they still wear underwear.Scene: Chandler and Joeys, Chandler is coming home. As we walks through the door, and without looking u
45、p, he goes to throw his keys on the foosball table, only, its gone and the keys it the floor. He then looks up at an empty apartment; everything is gone except for the entertainment center and that ceramic dog. Even the food in the fridge!Chandler: OH MY GOD!Joey: (still trapped in the entertainment
46、 center) WHAT?! Chandler: Are you all right?!Joey: Yeah.Chandler: (lets him out) What happened?!Joey: (getting out) Awww, man! He promised he wouldnt take the chairs!Chandler: What the hell happened?! How were you locked in?! And where the hell is all of our stuff?!Joey: Well, this guy came by to lo
47、ok at the unit and-and he said he didnt think big enough to fit a grown man!Chandler: So-You got in voluntarily?!Joey: I was tryin to make a sale! Oh, man, if I ever run into that guy again, do you know what Im gonna do?Chandler: BEND OVER?!Scene: Dots Spot, Chip and Monica are on there date, eating
48、 dinner. Chip is telling a story.Chip: .and then Zana, just let one rip! (laughs histerically)Monica: Look, not that I enjoy talking about people who I went to high school with, cause I do, but umm, maybe we could talk about something else? Like you, I dont even know where you work?Chip: You know wh
49、ere I work!Monica: I do?Chip: The movie theatre, you used to come in all the time.Monica: You still work at the multiplex?Chip: Oh, like Id give up that job! Free popcorn and candy, anytime I want. I can get you free posters for your room.Monica: Thanks, Im set. Do you still live with your parents?C
50、hip: Oh yeah, but I can stay out as late as I want.(Monica takes a big swig of her martini.)Scene: Chandler and Joeys, Rachel, Phoebe, and Julio are consoling Joey and Chandler.Rachel: Wow! They really got you guys. Your T.V. The chairs.Phoebe: Oh yeah, your microwave. The stereo.Joey: (looking thro
51、ugh a deck of cards) Aww, man, he took the five of spades! Oh, no-no-no, here it is!Monica: (entering) Oh my God! What happened?Chandler: Oh, umm, Joey was born, and then 28 years later, I was robbed!Rachel: (to Monica) So, how was your date?Monica: Well, yknow how I always wanted to go out with Chi
52、p Matthews in high school?Rachel: Um-hmm.Monica: Well, tonight, I actually went out with Chip Matthews in high school.Rachel: Oh honey, Im sorry.Monica: No, its okay, not only did I get to go out with Chip Matthews, I got to dump Chip Matthews.Rachel: Ohh! Thats so great!Monica: I know!Ross: (enteri
53、ng) Hey! So ah, what did the insurance company say?Chandler: Oh, they said uh, “You dont have insurance here, so stop calling us.”Ross: (seeing Phoebe still with cat) You didnt tell her?! (They all kinda shy away.) Okay, fine! Pheebs?Phoebe: Yeah? (sees Ross) Hi!Ross: Hi! Listen uhh, this cat belong
54、s to a little girl. There are flyers all over the place.Rachel: Im sorry, sweetie. (shows her the flyer)Monica: Hey, we can take her back with you if you want.Phoebe: Ohh. Um-hmm. But yknow, she choose to find me. I mean, I have to respect her decision. Right?Chandler, Monica, Joey, and Rachel: That
55、s a good call. Right.Ross: No! No! Look-Hey, enough is enough! Look, I am sorry that you feel guilty or whatever about spending time with your new mom, but this is not your old mom. This is a cat! Okay, Julio the cat! Not mom! Cat!Phoebe: (she turns around and puts the cat on the entertainment cente
56、r) Ross, how many parents have you lost?Ross: None.Phoebe: Okay, then you dont know what it feels like when one of them comes back. Do you? I believe this is my Mother. Even if Im wrong, who cares? Just be a friend. Okay? Be supportive.Ross: Im sorry.Phoebe: Okay.Ross: I dont know what to say.Rachel
57、: You could. say youre sorry to her mom.Phoebe: I think she would like that.Ross: (goes over to Julio) Come here, here, come here, come here, (pause) Mrs. Buffay. Sorry, about what I said, umm, it was, it was insensitive of me to say that you were just a cat. When clearly you are also the reincarnat
58、ed spirit, of my friends mother.Phoebe: Thank you. We both forgive you.Rachel: So honey, what are you gonna do about the little girl?Phoebe: Yeah, okay, listen, umm, Mom, I hope you know you still mean a lot to me. And youre welcome to come back anytime.Chandler: Pheebs, if she could come back as a
59、couch, wed really appreciate it. (Joey nods in agreement)Phoebe: Come on, Mom, Ill take you home.Rachel: Ill go with you.Monica: Me too. (they all leave)Ross: Oh! Yknow, Ive got an extra futon.Joey: Dude, you dont have to brag! We got nothing here!CLOSING CREDITSScene: Chandler and Joeys, Joey and C
60、handler have trading the entertainment center for the canoe. Joey is sitting in the bow, staring off into space as to envision his future full of possibilities. Chandler is sitting at the stern, staring into space and is looking at an uncertain future.END 402 转世灵猫 哇撕破了！撕的真不错我告诉你多少次了！侧身、划步！知道吗，侧身然后划步
61、你不必侧身加划步，你要扔它出去！我已经厌倦了每次穿衣服都得打破伤风针！我们不会把它扔出去的它是我自己做的！那么，不如.不如我们把它卖了吧好吧.不过我们得告诉它们你们介意搬到其它的橱柜吗？看来它们没问题！你好，莫尼卡！我是切普好啊切普是谁？嘘真高兴今天在银行重遇到你我的电话是555-9323，联系我是切普.马休斯那个带瑞秋去舞会的男人？他为什么打电话找你？因为我在银行里撞上他了他依然很可爱莫尼卡，你真幸运在学校里他是最受欢迎的！我知道！切普？是我，莫尼卡好.好的.好的，再见天！我们刚刚进行了一次最好的谈话我要走了好！我要阅读一份生产报告好像有8页，希望我不要睡着为啥？你写的么？呀看啊，切普.马休
62、斯打电话来过，他想怎样呢？其实.我打赌他感觉到我正准备和其他男人“嘿咻”那么，嗯.不如你打个电话给他？当然你确定想听？当然是啦嗨！切普，我是瑞秋瑞秋.格林是的.嗯，你留了个口信给我对啊，我的室友留的莫尼卡.盖勒哦.是的，没错他打电话来约莫尼卡真让人为难.DUMB（哑巴）！DRUNKEN（酒鬼）！BITCH（婊子）！谢谢大家问个问题：你们在哪里找到密西西比河东部最好的橡木？首先你先告诉我们哪里可以找到最漂亮的带子我正在读你们的广告看起来不错，嗯？是啊极好的娱乐中心，不错.不错的意大利人手艺你们要卖掉娱乐中心？为什么？我喜欢那东西你想要么？不要呃.5, 000美元？！你疯了？嘿！这广告花了我300
63、美元那好，我把价钱降到50美元或者你出更好的价？那有什么利润？亏你还说自己是会计师呢我不是哦.你是做什么的？真不敢相信你不知道我是以何为生的对啊,其实我也不知道我也不知跟数字有关的工作？哦，天！不要！嘘！小猫！不！不不不！嘘！过来！过来，疯子哦，老天！怎么了？没事，没事怎么了？有什么不对劲的？我只是.只是觉得这只猫是我的母亲你的意思是你在蒙塔克遇见的母亲是一只猫？不.不是，她是位女士这是我那自杀的妈妈Lily的灵魂你确定她在猫里么还是你又吃了你奶奶的药？不是，Skeptismo博士！我很确定首先，那是感觉还有，就是它走进我那镶了橙色衬里的吉他盒子的事实我母亲最喜欢的鱼是橙色Roughy.猫.喜
64、欢.鱼！你好，妈妈我已经17年没见到这样的笑容了伙计，菲比的妈妈有一条好大的鸡.别说了！嘿！嗯.你准备什么时候告诉我你和切普出去的事？现在.？我可以和切普出去吗？不一点都不好不敢相信在他那样对我后，你还想和他就是舞会的那件小事？莫尼卡！我找了他两个小时都找不到那时他正在和埃米.韦尔奇“嘿咻”呢！得了吧，那是高中时候的事了你怎么还在为那事烦恼呢？我意思是为什么你们都想跟切普出去？你和我上的是不同的学校那对我没有帮助因为我们上的是同一所学校你在学校里受欢迎你可以骑切普的摩托车你可以穿他那件优秀运动员夹克我就只能穿特别制造的乐队制服那是特别制造的吗？那是家政课专门制作的哦，天！他们告诉我那是给吉祥物
65、的所以说，在那时我是绝对没有机会和切普约会的现在，他找我并约我出去而且我身体里的胖妞确实很想去我欠她的，我没满足过她你去吧真的吗？当然，只是，如果可能，你能把他扔下然后去和其他男人“嘿咻”吗？我会试试的你们处理了娱乐中心没有？昨晚有两个电话打来不过，我想他们不会得到的是啊，乔伊很细心地做了抛光处理的很显然，不是每个人都够资格拥有木头和钉子停下，停下！她不停地蠕动想离开，就像她在生的时候菲比，你妈妈准备和我们呆在一起多久我不确定。我猜她会呆到习惯于一个新母亲的事实我想她会担心被取代那不会发生吧？不会！好了，我必须到其他房间去回个电话为什么你不用这里的电话？我要回的是住在B-E-A-C-H(海滩)
66、的妈妈的电话我刚刚拼错了一个字伙计们，是我疯了呢还是菲比妈妈提醒别人是只猫？罗斯，别说了你.你们不会告诉我你们真的相信.相信那猫里有个女人吧？我相信不是的哦，是的不，你不.我不会被你牵扯进去的哦，我当然相信因为你一向认为自己是对的我才不.好吧，好吧侏罗纪公园会有的哇真是太好了太好了？你必须原谅我的是室友他想和这东西结婚呢我们没有50美元但你们愿意用我们的独木舟交换么？我.我想我们真的不需要独木舟你们必须要那独木舟好吧，你们拿走这娱乐中心然后回家，把那独木舟扔掉吧！我们才不会扔掉它呢！那是我自己做的！你不错嘛伙计们，你们不会相信我刚才在电话杆上发现的东西看起来有点熟悉吗？很显然菲比的妈妈也用过胡
67、利奥这个名字伙计们，那是个小女孩正在在找这只猫我的意思是，你们知道这意味着什么吗？那当然！200美元的报酬，分成5份！我们必须告诉菲比吗？是的，必须告诉她！哦，但是那只猫使她这样高兴啊小女孩丢失了她的猫疯女人认为她妈妈在猫里这样吧，我要去和我儿子吃晚饭我应该相信你们会告诉她吗？当然谢谢！我讨厌罗斯是对的时候！他是对的，不是吗？知道吗？我认为这次他错了你认为？哦，不他是对的嗨！呃.菲比，关于你妈妈.嗯？发生什么事了？真好.今天我妈妈在我肚子上睡觉还打呼噜呢！真温馨我要去倒点咖啡嗯？乔，你说什么？我这就过去菲比.我只是觉得，嗯.好吧！我来啦！还没好！没好！没好！没好！没好！.你好，切普嘿，瑞秋，你
68、好吗？我很好，很好！我有个很好的工作还有一群很好的朋友而且即使我现在没有见过任何人我也从没感觉到那么好那么，嗯.莫尼卡准备好了么？她很快就出来那么，切普，埃米.维尔奇.好么？埃米.维尔奇？哇我没见过她了，自从.嗯，莫尼卡准备好没？朋友，这很适合你坚固的结构，大量的储藏格有些还能钻进一个人呢什么？没错！我自己就进去过一次我的室友打赌5美元说我进不去然后他拿了条木板穿在把手上，把我锁在里面是的，我觉得很有趣直到我开始觉得自己像在棺材里不，你不可能进得去，那不够深是吗？如果我不行的话我就以5美元把它卖给你那好，那是你说的怎样？我就说嘛我经常进来.嘿！5分钱！我们到了喔，天！你还保留“Chipper”
69、什么东西？在学校的时候，我们经常这样称呼你.你的摩托车你知道，摩托车叫“Chopper”而你是“Chip”.别介意不，我觉得挺有趣的喔来自“Chipper”的唇那么，你和高中的同学还有联系么？嗯.有瑞秋，还有.嗯就这么多了，你呢？哦，我跟西蒙和冼娜还有联系我还经常见Spindler. Devane、 Kelly还有我常常去找Goldie，Steve Brown、choffMcGwire、J.T.Breadsly.就那么多？呃.自从高中后，你就失去联系了哦，对了，我正去找Richard Dorfman.哦他好么？不太好，西蒙和我给了他一双坡跟鞋他现在不是个建筑师吗？是啊，他们依然穿内衣哦，我的天
70、啊！什么？！你还好吗？当然.发生什么事了？啊，混蛋！他答应我不拿走椅子的！到底发生了什么事？你怎么被锁进去的？我们的东西都到哪去了？！这样的，有个男的来看组合柜而他不相信这能装下一个成年男人！所以.你就自动钻了进去？！我是在尝试把它卖出去的！如果让我再撞到那个男人，你猜我会怎样？屈服于他？！.然后冼娜，就裂了道口！其实，我对谈论高中同学不太感兴趣嗯.也许我们能谈点别的东西比如说你，我甚至不知道你在哪工作呢！你知道我在哪工作的我知道么？那间电影院，你过去经常去的你还是在打散工？哦，好像我就应该放弃那份工作？我可以随时得到免费的爆米花和糖果我可以给你免费的海报谢谢，我有了你仍然和你父母一起住吗？是
71、啊，不过我可以在外面呆到多晚都行哇他们收获真的大，电视、椅子.还有微波炉、音响啊，天！他还拿走了黑桃5！啊，没有，它还在！天啊！发生了什么事？嗯.乔伊出生了，然后28年后我被打劫了！那么，你的约会又怎样？嗯，你知道在高中时我是多么渴望和切普约会的？哦.今晚，我真的和高中的切普.马休斯约会了哦，亲爱的，我很难过不，挺好的。这次我不但可以和切普约会我还甩了他啊！那太好了！我知道！保险公司怎么说？哦，他们说：你们这里没有买保险然后就不再打电话给我们了你们没告诉她？！那么好！菲比YEAH？嗨听着，嗯.这只猫是属于一个小女孩的.我很抱歉，亲爱的我们可以在你想的时候把她带回来哦，嗯.可是，她选择了来找我我
72、的意思是，我必须尊重她的决定吧？说得对没错不！不！看！我很难过你觉得和你新妈妈在一起感到内疚但这不是你的妈妈这是一只猫！知道么，不是妈妈！猫！罗斯，你的父母死了几个？没有这么说，你并不清楚他们中的一个回来了是什么样的感觉咯，对不？我相信这是我妈妈，即使我错了谁会在乎？做朋友嘛，好吗？支持一下对不起没事我不知道该说什么你可以.对她妈妈说“对不起”我相信她会喜欢的来这里，这里，来啊，来啊Buffay夫人.我对我说的话感到抱歉嗯，是的说你是只猫，我可是一点感觉都没有而且很明显的，你是我朋友母亲的转生谢谢，我们都原谅你了那么，你准备怎样对待那个小姑娘？对了，听着，嗯.妈妈我希望你知道你对于我还是很重要的欢迎你随时回来菲比，如果她回来时是张睡椅那会更好的来吧，妈妈，我带你回家我和你一起去我也去