1、218 The One Where Dr. Remore DiesScene: Monica and Rachels apartment. Everyone except Ross is there watching Days of Our Lives.AMBER: Oh Drake.DR. REMORE: Im sorry Amber. Its just like Brad to have to have the last word.Ross entersROSS: Im sorry Im late, what happened?MONICA: We, we just wanna see t
2、he end.AMBER: I want you Drake.DR. REMORE: I know you do but you and I can never be together that way.AMBER: What?DR. REMORE: Theres something I never told you Amber. Im actually your half- brother.Everyone gasps. The show ends.RACHEL: So what happens next?JOEY: Well, I get the medical award for sep
3、arating the siamese twins. Then Amber and I go to Venezuela to meet our other half-brother, Ramone. And thats where I find the worlds biggest emerald. Its really big but its cursed.CHANDLER: God that is good TV.OPENING TITLESScene: Chandler and Eddies apartment. Chandler is at the foosball table try
4、ing to get Phoebe to play a game with him.CHANDLER: Phoebs, play with meeee.PHOEBE: No. This game is grotesque. Twenty armless guys joined at the waist by a steel bar, forced to play soccer forever. Ahh, hello, human-rights violation.CHANDLER: Ya know Phoebs, dont feel so bad for em. After theyre do
5、ne playing, I break out the little plastic women and everybody has a pretty good time.PHOEBE: Why dont you play with your roommate?CHANDLER: Ah hes a, hes not a big fan of foosball.PHOEBE: Uh oh, ooh, are we not getting along with the new boy?CHANDLER: No hes, hes alright, just uh, he spends most of
6、 his time in his room.PHOEBE: Maybe thats because you havent taken the time to get to know him. Lets remedy that, shall we?CHANDLER: We dont need to remedy that.PHOEBE: Oh yeah, itll be fun. throws a tennis ball at Eddies bedroom doorEDDIE: What was that?PHOEBE: Hi, um, I just thought that it would
7、be fun if the three of us had some beers and got to know each other.EDDIE: Yeah alright, that sounds alright.PHOEBE: Oh good, ok. Oh nooo, I have to go because Im late for my um, Green Eggs and Ham discussion group. Um tonight its why he would not eat them on a train. Have fun bye.CHANDLER: That was
8、 so lame.PHOEBE: I know, yeah. Ok, talk to him. leavesCHANDLER: So, you uh, you think that Speed Racer guy gets a lot of tickets er?Scene: Chandler and Eddies apartment. Chandler and Eddie are talking.EDDIE: Thats good, thats good. So, so, so who broke up with who?CHANDLER: Whatre you kidding? I bro
9、ke up with her. She actually thought that Sean Penn was the capital of Cambodia.EDDIE: Thats good man, when everybody knows that the uh, the capital of Cambodia is uh.CHANDLER: Well its not Sean Penn.EDDIE: Not Sean Penn. Alright, I, Ive got a funny one, alright. My last girlfriend Tilly. Ok, were e
10、ating breakfast, right, and I made all these pancakes, there was like 50 pancakes right. And all of the sudden she turns to me, alright, and she says, Eddie. I say, yeah, she says, Eddie, I dont want to see you anymore. And it was literally like she had reached into my chest, ripped out my heart, an
11、d smeared it all over my life, ya know. And now theres like this incredible abyss, ya know, and Im falling and I keep falling and I dont think Im ever gonna stop. finishes laughing That uh, wasnt such a funny story, was it?Scene: Central Perk. Phoebe is singing. Monica, Richard, Ross, and Rachel are
12、 listening.PHOEBE: And a crusty old man said Ill do what I can and the rest of the rats played moroccas. Thats it, thanks, good night.RICHARD: Phoebes got another job, right?RACHEL: Great set tonight Phoebs. PHOEBE: I know.ROSS: Well, we should probably get going.RICHARD: Um, we should go too, I got
13、 patients at 8 in the moring.MONICA: Ya know, I was thinking. Ya know how we always stay at your apartment? Well, I thought maybe tonight wed stay at my place.RICHARD: I dont know, I dont have my jammies.MONICA: Well, maybe you dont need them.ROSS: My baby sister, ladies and gentlemen.MONICA: Shut u
14、p, Im happy.PHOEBE: Oh, this is so nice. Alright I have to make a speech. I just wanna say that of all the guys that Monica has been with, and that is a lot, I like you the best.RICHARD: Oh, thank you Phoebs. Thats very sweet.PHOEBE: Ok.RICHARD: Hear that? She likes me best, and apparently thereve b
15、een a lot.MONICA: Not a lot, Phoebes kidding, Phoebes crazy.RACHEL: Phoebes dead.Scene: Chandler and Eddies apartment. Chandler is there. Theres a knock at the door. He answers it to see a young woman holding a fishtank.TILLY: Hi.CHANDLER: Hi.TILLY: Im looking for Eddie Minowick.CHANDLER: Oh, uh, he
16、s not here right now, uh, Im Chandler, can I take a message, or, or a fishtank?TILLY: Thanks.CHANDLER: Oh, oh, cmon in.TILLY: Im Tilly.CHANDLER: Oh.TILLY: I gather by that oh that he told you about me.CHANDLER: Oh yeah, your uh, name came up in a uh, conversation that terrified me to my very soul.TI
17、LLY: Hes kind of intense huh?CHANDLER: Yes. Hey, can I ask you, is Eddie a little.EDDIE: walks around corner A little what?CHANDLER: Bit country? Cmon in here you roomie.EDDIE: Hello Tilly.TILLY: Eddie, I just came by to drop off your tank.EDDIE: Thats very thoughtful of you. Its very thougtful.TILL
18、Y: Well, ok then. Im gonna go. Bye.EDDIE: Bye-bye.CHANDLER: Bye.Tilly leavesCHANDLER: So, we gettin a fish?EDDIE: You had sex with her didnt you?Scene: Central Perk. Joey enters with several magazines and runs up to Phoebe.JOEY: Phoebs, check it out, check it out, check it out, check it out.PHOEBE:
19、Oh, ooh, Soap Opera Digest, oh thats one of my favorite digests.JOEY: Page 42, page 42, page 42.PHOEBE: Ok, ok, ok. Ooh, hey new doc on the block, Days of Our Lives Joey Tribbiani. Ooh, cool picture.JOEY: Ooh, I look good.PHOEBE: Hey is this true, that you write a lot of your own lines?JOEY: Uh, wel
20、l, kinda yeah. Like, remember last week when Alex was in the accident? Well the line in the script was, If we dont get this woman to a hospital, shes going to die. But I made it, If this woman doesnt get to a hospital, shes not gonna live.PHOEBE: Ohh, ok, I see what you did there. Arent you afraid t
21、hough, that the writers are gonna be kinda mad when they read this?JOEY: Huh? Never really thought about the writers. The scripts just kinda come to my house. But you know what? This makes me look good, which makes the show look good, which makes the writers look good so how could they be mad about
22、that?Scene: At a writers desk. The writer is working on a script for Days of Our Lives.WRITER: Makes up most of his lines. Son-of-a-. Yeah, well, write this jerkweed.Scene: Joeys apartment. The next script is being delivered.JOEY: I fall down an elevator shaft? What the hell does this mean, I fall d
23、own an elevator shaft?DELIVERY GUY: Uhh, I dont know, I just bring the scripts.JOEY: They cant kill me, Im Francescas long lost son.DELIVERY GUY: Right. Could you sign this?JOEY: No. No way, Im not signing that.DELIVERY GUY: I dont think thats gonna affect the plot of the show.JOEY: How can they do
24、this to me?DELIVERY GUY: Er, uh, Im just gonna go. Sorry.Scene: Monica and Rachels apartment. Monica, Richard, Ross, and Rachel are returning.MONICA: Well it wasnt that many guys. I mean, if you consider how many guys there actually are, its a very small percentage.RACHEL: Hey, its not that big a de
25、al, I was just curious.ROSS: Gnight.RICHARD: Night Richard. Good luck Mon.MONICA: Alright, before I tell you, uh, why dont you tell me how many women youve been with.RICHARD: Two.MONICA: Two? TWO? How is that possible? I mean, have you seen you?RICHARD: Well, I mean what can I say? I, I was married
26、to Barbara for 30 years. She was my high school sweetheart, now you, thats two.MONICA: Two it is. Ok, time for bed, Im gonna go brush my teeth. goes in the bathroomRICHARD: Woah, woah, no wait a minute now. Cmon its your turn. Oh cmon. Ya know, I dont need the actual number, just a ballpark.MONICA:
27、Ok, it is definitely less than a ballpark.Rachels bedroomRACHEL: Wow, I am so glad Im not Monica right now.ROSS: Tell me about it. So what, whats your magic number?RACHEL: Uhhhooo.ROSS: Cmon, you know everyone Ive been with. All, both of them.RACHEL: Well, theres you.ROSS: Better not be doin these i
28、n order.RACHEL: Ok, uh, Billy Dreskin, Pete Carney, Barry, and uh, oh, Paolo.ROSS: Oh yes, the weenie from Torrini.RACHEL: Oh honey, are you jealous of Paolo? Oh, cmon, Im so much happier with you than I ever was with him.ROSS: Really?RACHEL: Oh please. That Paolo thing was barely a relationship. Al
29、l it really was was just, ya know, meaningless animal sex. Ok, ya know, that sounded soooo much better in my head.Scene: Chandler and Eddies apartment.CHANDLER: Eddie, I didnt sleep with your ex-girlfriend.EDDIE: Thats very interesting, ya know, cause thats exactly what someone who slept with her wo
30、uld say.CHANDLER: This is nuts. This is crazy. She came over for like two minutes, dropped off a fish tank, and left, end of story.EDDIE: Wheres Buddy?CHANDLER: Buddy?EDDIE: My fish, Buddy.CHANDLER: There was no fish when she dropped it off.EDDIE: Oh, this is, this is unbelievable. I mean, first you
31、 sleep with my ex-girlfriend then you insult my inteligenct by lying about it and then you kill my fish, my Buddy?CHANDLER: Hey I didnt kill your fish. Look Eddie.puts his hand on Eddies shoulder Would you look at what Im doin here. That cant be smart. So were just gonna take this guy right off ya a
32、nd put him here in Mr. Pocket. Tangellon? picks up the fruit an tosses it to Eddie, it hits Eddie in the chest and fallsScene: Monica and Rachels apartment. Monica and Richard are in Monicas bedroom.RICHARD: Thats it? Thats the giant number you were afraid to tell me?MONICA: Well yeah.RICHARD: Well,
33、 thats not bad at all. I mean, you had me thinkin it was like a fleet.MONICA: You really ok with it?RICHARD: Oh honey, Im fine.MONICA: Oh, yay. Ok about that two.RICHARD: What? Alright, what about my two?MONICA: Well, it just seems like a really small number.RICHARD: Right, and.MONICA: And, well, do
34、nt you have a lot of wild oats to sew? Or is that what youre doing with me? Oh my God, am I an oat?RICHARD: Honey, you are not an oat. I, I mean I dont know, I, I guess Im just not an oat guy. Ive only slept with women Ive been in love with.MONICA: But youve only slept with two people.RICHARD: Right
35、.MONICA: Wow. Oh wow. You know I love you too, right.RICHARD: Now I do. they kiss and fall to the bedRoss and Rachel are in Rachels bedroomRACHEL: Ross, Ross, please listen to me. Ross, you are so much better for me than Paolo ever was. I mean you care about me, youre loving, you make me laugh.ROSS:
36、 Oh, hey, if I make you laugh, heres an idea, why dont you invite Paulo over and have a little romp in the sack and Ill just stand in the corner and tell knock-knock jokes.RACHEL: God, Ross, look, what you and I have is special, all Paolo and I ever had was.ROSS: Animal sex, animal sex? So whatre yo
37、u saying, I mean, youre saying that like, theres nothing between us animal at all. I mean theres not even like, uhm, a little animal, not even, not even like, like chipmunk sex?RACHEL: Ok, Ross, try to hear me. Ok, I, hey, Im not gonna lie to you. Ok, it was good with Paolo.ROSS: Knock-knock.RACHEL:
38、 But, what you and I have is so much better. Ok, we have tenderness, we have intimacy, we connect. Ya know, I swear, this is the best I have ever had.ROSS: Until now. jumps on Rachel on the bedlater in the bathroom Monica is looking in the drawer, Rachel runs upRACHEL: Oh, hi.MONICA: Hi. Richard jus
39、t told me he loves me.RACHEL: Oh my God, honey thats great.MONICA: I know. I just cant find.RACHEL: Oh theyre in the top drawer. Hurry.MONICA: You need one too?RACHEL: Ooooh yeah.they pull out the box of condoms but theres only one leftMONICA: Theres only one.RICHARD: Monica.MONICA: Hi. Uh, well be
40、right there, were just trying to decide something. shuts the bathroom doorROSS: comes out of the bedroom Rachel. growls then sees Richard standing there Hey.RICHARD: Hey. Theyre just trying to decide somehting.ROSS: Good, good, good. So, is uh, was your moustache, did, used to be different?RICHARD:
41、No.ROSS: Oh. How do you uh, ya know, keep it so neat?RICHARD: I have a little comb.ROSS: Oh. And what do you call that?RICHARD: A moustache comb.RACHEL: Ok, I, I will do your laundry for one month.MONICA: No.RACHEL: Ok, ok, ok, I will, I will, I, hey, I will clean the apartment for two months.MONICA
42、: Alright, I tell you what, Ill give this to you now if you can tell me where we keep the dustpan.RACHEL: Agghhh.ROSS: So were you in Nam?RACHEL: Rock-paper-scissors?MONICA: Yeah.RACHEL and MONICA: One two three. Rachel picks rock, Monica picks scissorsRACHEL: Yeesss.MONICA: Fine, go have sex.RICHAR
43、D: No. You have got it completely wrong. John Savage was deerhunter, no legs, John Voit was coming home, couldnt feel his legs.ROSS: No, no way. Youve got it totally the other way around my friend. John Voit was.RACHEL: Honey.ROSS: What, what oh.Ross and Rachel go into her roomRICHARD: Shall we?MONI
44、CA: Its not gonna happen. Theyre doing it tonight, we can do it tomorrow.RICHARD: Uh, in the future, if I could see the schedule beforehand.Scene: Monica and Rachels apartment. All but Joey are present.CHANDLER: So, when I woke up this morning, hed stolen all the insoles out of my shoes.MONICA: Why?
45、CHANDLER: Because he thinks I slept with his ex-girlfriend and killed his fish.PHOEBE: Why would you kill his fish?CHANDLER: Because sometimes, Phoebe after you sleep with someone, you have to kill the fish.RACHEL: Chandler honey, Im sorry. Ok, can we watch Joeys show now please? they turn on the TV
46、ROSS: Yeah.MONICA: Wait, hes not here yet.RACHEL: So, hes on the show, he knows what happens.ROSS: Yeah.MONICA: Alright.CHANDLER: Oh, Im fine about my problem now, by the way.RACHEL: Oh good.DR. REMORE: Amber, I want you to know that Ill always be there for you, as a friend and as your brother.AMBER
47、: Oh Drake.DR HORTON: Hard day huh? First the medical award, this.DR. REMORE: Some guys are just lucky I guess. INTERCOM: Dr. Remore, report to first floor emergency, stat.DR. REMORE: Well then, uh, I uhh, guess thats me. Anyone else need to go on the elevator? Dr. Horton, Dr. Wong?DR. HORTON: No, n
48、o, they only said you.DR. REMORE: Oh, ok. Alright.AMGER: I love you Drake.DR. REMORE: Yeah, whatever. Oh no.AMBER: Drake, look out.DR. REMORE: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.MONICA: Did they just kill off Joey?ROSS: No. sound of Dr. Remores body hitting the bottom of the shaft Now maybe.Scene: Joeys apa
49、rtment. Everyone is outside knocking.ROSS: Cmon.RACHEL: Joey.ROSS: Open up. We want to talk to you.JOEY: I dont feel like talkin.RACHEL: Oh cmon Joey, we care about you.CHANDLER: Were worried about you.MONICA: And some of us really have to pee.Joey opens the doorMONICA: Sorry Joey runs to the bathro
50、omJOEY: Hey.PHOEBE: Listen, sorry about your death, that really sucks.CHANDLER: We came over as soon as we saw.ROSS: How could you not tell us?JOEY: I dont know, I was kinda hopin no one would ever find out.RACHEL: Well, maybe they can find a way to bring you back.JOEY: Naa, they said that when they
51、 found my body, my brain was so smashed in that the only doctor that could have saved me was me. Supposed to be some kind of irony or somethin.PHOEBE: But Joey, youre gonna be fine. You dont need that show, it was just a dumb soap opera.JOEY: Phoebe, this was the greatest thing that ever happened to
52、 me.PHOEBE: Yes, I was going to incorporate that. Oh good, heres Monica, shell have something nice to say.MONICA: Um, I straightened out your shower curtain so you wont get mildew. What? To me thats nice.CHANDLER: Its gonna be ok. You know that?JOEY: No, I dont. Its like, ya know, you work your whol
53、e life for somethin and you think that when you get it its never gonna be as good as you thought it would be. But this so was. Ya know, it changed everything. Like the other day, I got this credit card application, and I was pre- approved. Huh? Ive never been pre-approved for anything in my life.CHA
54、NDLER: Im sorry man.RACHEL: Yeah, Joey honey, I dont know if thisll mean anything to you but youll always be pre-approved with us.JOEY: No, that means nothin to me.Scene: Chandler and Eddies apartment.Chandler walks in to see Eddie holding a tray of cookies.CHANDLER: Uhhhaahh.EDDIE: Pecan sandy, jus
55、t made em.CHANDLER: Yeah alright. Whatre these, raisins?EDDIE: Uh, sure, why not.CHANDLER: throws it across the room while Eddies not looking Listen Eddie, um, Ive been thinking about our current living situation and uh, why are you smiling?EDDIE: I got a little surprise, look. Theres a new fishie.
56、I named him uh, Chandler, you know, after, after you.CHANDLER: looks in the fish bowl to see a fish cracker Well thats not an, even a real fish. No, thats a goldfish cracker.EDDIE: Whats you point man?CHANDLER: Ok, good night. walks towards his room You big freak of nature.CLOSING CREDITSScene: Moni
57、ca and Rachels apartment.Ross comes out of Rachels bedroom in her bathrobe and heads for the bathroom. On his way back, Richard comes out of Monicas bedroom in her bathrobe.ROSS: Hey.RICHARD: Hey.ROSS: Hey.RICHARD: Ohh, brisk tonight.ROSS: Oh man.RICHARD: Lets never speak of this.ROSS: You got it. E
58、ND218 瑞摩瑞医生之死崔克，抱歉，安珀布莱就是这样子，嘴巴不认输抱歉，我迟到了，怎么样?我们在看结局我要你，崔克这个我知道但我们永远不可能会有结果的什么?有件事我一直没有告诉你我是你的异母哥哥那后来怎么样呢?我帮连体婴动分割手术得了医学奖然后我跟安珀去委内瑞拉找另外一个异母哥哥雷蒙我找到了世界最大的翡翠那真的很大伿芰俗缰好酷喔天啊，真是个好节目菲菲，跟我玩嘛不，这种游戏太畸型了居然把二十个手无寸铁的男人串成一长条被迫无止境地踢足球简直是侵害人权嘛不要为他们难过等他们踢完足球之后我把小塑胶妞拿出来大家都会非常开心的呀你干嘛不跟你室友玩?他不爱玩桌上足球你跟那个新来的处得不好吗?不是啊，他很好
59、，只是多数的时间都关在房间里我想那也许是因为你没有花时间去了解他我们来补救，好不好?我们不需要补救要啊，会很好玩的什么事?我只是想我们三人来喝点啤酒彼此了解一下会很有意思好呀听起来不错不行，我得走了因为我还要赶去”绿蛋与火腿”的研讨会今天晚上主题是”为什么不在火车上吃呢?”好好玩，拜拜，好滥的借口我知道你跟他谈你想那个赛车手被开了多少罚单啊?好笑谁甩了谁啊?我甩了她呀她真的以为西恩潘是高棉的首都有没有搞错?大家都知道高棉的首都是不是西恩潘好，我有个好笑的好，我前任的女友叫提莉我们在吃早餐我做了很多薄松饼大概有五十多个吧突然间她转过来她就说”艾迪我不想再跟你见面了”那就好像是她把手伸进我的胸膛里
60、挖出了我的心把我的生活搞得乱七八糟的那就像我面前有一个深渊我就一直往下掉我就一直往下掉永无止境地往下掉这个故事不太好笑，是不是?中央公园个坏脾气老头说我尽量其他老鼠开始摇响葫芦唱完了，谢谢，晚安菲此有别的工作吧?唱得很好，菲菲我知道我想我们该走了我们也该走了明天早上八点还有病人知道吗?我在想我们老是在你那边过夜或许今晚改住我那边啊我不知道，我没有带我的睡衣或许你不需要我的小妹妹，各位先生女士闭嘴，我很快乐这太棒了我必须说几句话我只是想说，在摩妮卡交过的为数众多的男友当中我最喜欢你了谢谢你，菲菲，嘴真甜听到了吗?她最喜欢我而且你显然阅人无数没有啦菲此在说笑吧，菲此是疯子菲此死定了我来找一位曼艾迪
61、他现在不在，我叫钱德要我帮你留话还是拿鱼缸呢?谢了请进我叫提莉看你这个样子他一定跟你提过我了提过，你的大名在一段令我惊心动魄的对话哮曾经出现过了他这人有点激烈吧对呀，请问你艾迪是不是有一点有一点怎么样?有点乡村?快进来呀，室友提丽艾迪，我只是把鱼缸送过来你想得真是周到非常体贴就这样了我要走了，再见那么我们养鱼了，是不是?你们上床了，是不是?菲菲，你看”肥皂剧文摘”我最喜欢的文摘之42页，医界新秀”我们的日子”崔乔伊好酷的照片我好帅这是真的吗?很多台词都是你自己写的吗?可以这么说啦像你记得上礼拜亚历出了事那一集吗?剧本上的台词是”我们不送这女人去医院的话，她会死的”被我改成了”这个女人不去医院就
62、医的话她会活不成的”我懂你做了什么了那你不十的6些编剧看到这篇文章会有点生气吗?我倒没有考虑到那些编剧剧本总是送来我家但你知道么？这样让我很有面子也因为这样子，节目有面子也因为这样子，编剧有面子他们怎么可能会生我的气呢?我们的日子他编了自己大部份的台词很好写这个，混蛋我跌下了电梯井这什么意思?我跌下了电梯井我不知道，我只是送剧本过来他们不能杀我我是兰琪失散的儿子呀对请你签收，好吗?我才不签呢我不认为对那个节目的剧情会有影响啊他们怎么能这么对我?我要走了很遗憾也没有那么多个啦我是说，如果你考虑到全世界有多少男人那个比例非常小没什么大不了的我只是好奇罢了晚安，晚安，理查祝你好运，摩妮卡好，我说之前
63、你先说你有过几个女人两个两个？那怎么可能?你知道你长得有多帅吗?我能说什么呢?我跟芭芭拉做了三十年的夫妻我们在高中就认识了加上你，一共两个那就两个吧我要去刷牙了你先等一等来啊，换你了快说呀我也不需要知道确实的数目只要差不多就可以了绝对比一个”大厦”还要少真庆幸现在我不是摩妮卡那还用说你的神奇数字是多少?来嘛，我交过的你都认识两个你都认识有你最好不要说我是第一个崔此利，柯彼得贝利还有保罗对，托里尼来的蠢蛋蜜糖，你嫉妒保罗吗?跟他从没像跟你在一起这么快乐过真的？拜托跟保罗那一段根本就不能算那只能算是无意义的野兽的性关系我这么说让我自己觉得好多了艾迪我没有跟你的前任女友上床有意思，因为跟她上过床的人
64、都会这么说你疯了，你疯了，是不是?她只来了两分钟而已丢下鱼缸就走了就是这样巴迪在哪里?巴迪?我的鱼巴迪她根本就没有带鱼来里面没有任何东西这真令人难以置信你先跟我的前任女友上床以为我会笨到去相信你的谎言然后你杀了我的鱼我的巴迪?我没有杀你的鱼啊你听我说，艾迪你看我在做什么，好不好?那样太不聪明了所以我们要把那个家伙给拿开把它放到我的口袋先生里来个橘子吧就这样吗?害怕告诉我的庞大数目吗?那还好嘛我是说，你害我以为你有一”托拉库”的人你真的觉得没关系?亲爱的，没关系对了，关于那两个什么?好吧我的”两个”怎么样?只是听起来真的好少喔对呀我是说，难道你没有欲望到处去采花吗?你现在就是在那样对我吗?天啊，
65、我是花吗?亲爱的，你不是被采的花我不知道我猜我不是那一型的我只跟我爱的女人上床但是你只跟两个人上过床对你一定知道我也爱你吧?现在我知道了罗斯拜托听我说罗斯，你此保罗好太多了我是说，你关心我我心中有爱，你会逗我笑那样的话，我有个主意你可以邀请保罗过来在床上野兽一下而我就站在角落讲敲门的笑话罗斯，我们的感情很特别我跟保罗有的只是”野兽的性关系”?所以你什么意思呢?你是说我们之间就没有任何”兽性”的东西吗连一点点一点兽性都没有?甚至连像花粟鼠性拜托，你听我说我不想对你说谎跟保罗的性很好敲敲门但我们两个之间的比那好多了我们有温柔，我们有亲密我们灵犀相通而且我发誓我从来没有过像你这么棒的直到现在理查刚说
66、他爱我我知道太棒了我知道我只是找不到在第一个抽屉你也要啊？对呀找到了只有一个我马上来我们在决定事情她们两个在决定事情好，很好你的你的小胡子跟以前有不同吗?你怎么能够保持得那么整齐?我有一把小梳子那个梳子叫什么?胡子梳谢谢我帮你洗一个月的衣服我会我会我打扫两个月的房子，如何?只要你告诉我我们把畚箕放在哪里，这个我现在给你你有没有打过越战?剪刀石头布，没问题一、二、三太棒了很好，上床吧不对，你完完全全搞错了强沙维奇是”越战猎鹿人”，没有腿强沃特是”归乡”，腿瘫痪了你完完全全搞反了，朋友强沃特是亲爱的，什么？进去吧今晚不可能了今天晚上他们做我们可以明天再做下一次的时间表可不可以先让我看看?我今天早上
67、醒过来的时候发现他偷了我所有的鞋垫为什么?那家伙以为我睡了他前任女友而且还杀了他的鱼你干嘛杀了他的鱼?菲此，因为有时候你跟人上床之后就必须要杀条鱼钱德，宝贝抱歉可以看乔伊的节目了吗?等等，他还没有到他知道情节对了，我不在乎我的问题了安珀你需要的时候永远有我我是你一辈子的朋友跟兄弟崔克辛苦了先是医学大奖，然后是这个是呀，我猜有些人天生好运雷大夫，请到一楼急诊室报到那么我猜在叫我了还有谁想坐电梯的?何大夫?华大夫?他们只叫你一个人啊好吧我爱你，崔克是呀，随便啦不是呀，随便啦他们刚刚甩了乔伊，不好像真的开门，我们想跟你谈一谈我不想谈别这样了，乔伊我们关心你我们很关心你我们有些人真的很急呀抱歉，乔伊听
68、着，很遗憾你的死真的很惨耶我们一看到就赶过来了你怎么不告诉我们呢?我不知道我有点希望没有人会发现或许他们可以让你起死回生他们说当找到我尸体的时候我的脑袋已经摔得稀巴烂了而唯一救得了我的人是我说是故意要看起来讽刺什么的乔伊，你不会有事的你不需要那个节目那只是个蠢的肥皂剧嘛菲此，那是我这辈子最棒的事没错，我本来还要那样说的很好，摩妮卡来了她会说句好听的啦我把你的浴帘拉直了以免发霉怎么了?那是好事啊不要紧的，你也知道嘛不，我不知道像你奋斗了一辈子去追求当你认为你办到的时候永远不会像你想的一样好不过这个是啊它改变了一切前几天呢，我去申请信用卡我竟然被保送过关了我这辈子从没被保送过关过很遗憾，老兄乔伊我不知道这对你有没有意义但我们总是会保送你过关不，那对我没有意义大胡桃饼，刚出炉的对，好这是什么?葡萄干吗?当然了，有何不可?听我说，艾迪我想过我们目前住在一起的情况了你为什么要笑?我有个小小的惊喜我买了条新鱼我叫它钱德，以你为名那根本不是一条真鱼啊那是金鱼饼干耶你要说什么?晚安了大自然爱好者今天晚上好冷，老兄我们都不要提了没问题