1、高考资源网（） 您身边的高考专家618 The One Where Ross Dates A StudentScene: Monica and Chandlers, Chandler, Rachel, and Joey are there as Ross enters.Ross: Hey! I just got uh, my teacher evaluations! Check out what this one student wrote, I loved Dr. Gellers class. Mind blowing lectures! Dr. Geller, you are defini
2、tely the hottie of the paleontology department!Chandler: Ahh, Hotties of the Paleontology Department, theres a big selling calendar, eh?Rachel: Who wrote it?Ross: Oh, I wish I knew, but the evaluations are all anonymous.Joey: Oh hey, do you still have their final exams?Ross: Yeah.Joey: Oh, cause you
3、 can just match the evaluation to the exam with the same handwriting and boom, theres your admirer. (Ross is stunned.)Chandler: A hot girls at stake and all of the sudden hes Rain Man.Rachel: Okay, wait a minute, wait a minute, why are we so sure that this is a girl?Ross: Its a girl! Anyway, it woui
4、t wouldnt matter. Okay? Because Im a teacher and shes a student.Chandler: Oh, is that against the rules?Ross: No, but it is frowned upon.Chandler: I see.Ross: Besides, theres a big age difference.Joey: Oh, well think of it like this, when youre 90Ross: I know when Im 90 shell be like 80 and it wont
5、seem like such a big difference.Joey: No thats not what I was going to say at all. No, what I was going to say is when youre 90 youll still have the memory of what it was like to be with a 20-year-old.Opening CreditsScene: Monica and Chandlers, Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler are eating breakfast as Jo
6、ey enters.Joey: Hey Chandler! Yknow that girl you went to college with who-who became a movie director?Chandler: Oh yeah, Dana Keystone. She was in my Movement class.Phoebe: Whats a Movement class?Monica: Its Chandlers way of pretending he didnt take mime.Joey: Oh well listen, anyway shes directing
7、the new Al Pacino movie. You gotta get me an audition!Chandler: Oh, I dont know man. I havent talked to her in like ten years.Joey: No-no-no, please-please Chandler I-I-I would owe you so much!Chandler: You do owe me so much. You owe me three thousand, four hundredJoey: Hey-hey dude, why are you cha
8、nging the subject? Why? Will you make the call or what?Chandler: Oh okay, Ill-Ill try.Joey: All right! Thanks! Youre the best! Now listen, the last day of auditions is Thursday. Okay? So I gotta get in there by Thursday. Okay? Just remember Thursday. Thursday. Can you remember Thursday?Chandler: Yea
9、h so, Tuesday?Joey: (angrily) Thursday! Look if you need help remembering think of like this, the third day. All right? Monday, one day. Tuesday, two day. Wednesday, when? Huh? What day? Thursday! The third day! Okay?!Chandler: (sarcastically) Thank you.Joey: Okay.Rachel: (entering from the bathroom
10、) Hey Mon? Im gonna check my messages.Chandler: You just thought of that in there?Monica: Yeah sure, nature called, she wanted to see who else did.(Rachel dials her number.)Rachel: (on phone) Hello? (Shocked that someone answered.) Uh, Rachel. (To the gang.) Great, someone is in our apartment. Call
11、the cops!Monica: Youre on the phone!Rachel: (on phone) Oh my God! Oh my God! Thank you! (Hangs up) That was the fire department, there was a fire at our place!Phoebe: Oh my God! How bad was it?Rachel: Well, he didnt say, but it was a fire. Im guessing not very good. Come on, we gotta go!Monica: Come
12、 on! (The girls all run out and Joey holds up Chandler by smiling.)Chandler: What are you smiling about? What is so funny?Joey: The part I want to audition for is a fireman, this is so meant to be!Scene: N.Y.U. Paleontology department, Ross is putting up the grades on the message board.Burt: (anothe
13、r professor) Wow! It looks like you were very generous with your grades this semester! (Ross frantically starts to change some as a female student, Elizabeth, approaches.)Elizabeth: Professor Geller?Ross: (startled) Yeah?Elizabeth: I wanted to say how much I enjoyed your class.Ross: Oh thank you. Th
14、anks very much. (Leans up against the board and on a thumbtack.) Ow! (He pulls away.)Elizabeth: Uh, Im a little embarrassed about calling you a hottie on my evaluationRoss: That was you?Elizabeth: Yeah. I felt a little weird about it. Youre a teacher. Im a student. But would you maybe want to go out
15、 with me sometime?Ross: Oh I, I dont-I dont think that would be the best idea.Elizabeth: Oh, because I was thinking, the semesters over; youre not my teacher anymore.Ross: What time?Elizabeth: (checks her grade) Oh, yknow what? Forget it, you already gave me an A.Ross: Gotcha. (Starts to leave.)Eliz
16、abeth: Im kidding!Ross: Oh! So-so seriously, what time?Scene: Phoebe and Rachels, everyone minus Ross are arriving to inspect the damage. The fire department is still there.Phoebe: Coming through! (Has to dodge a fireman) Oh! Coming through! (Sees a cute one.) Oh! Hello! Hi! (Smiles then realizes) N
17、o! Right! Coming through! (They start to look around seeing that the living room is undamaged.)Monica: Oh well, its not so bad. Fireman #1: Yeah, most of the damage is pretty mostly contained in the bedrooms.Phoebe: Oh!Rachel: My God! (They both run into the bedrooms.)Joey: (to the fireman) Hey budd
18、y, do you think I can borrow your uniform this Thursday?Fireman #1: Excuse me?Monica: Joey! Hes working! (To Chandler) You would look good in that.(Phoebe and Rachel return)Joey: Oh, how bad is it?Phoebe: Oh, its bad. Its really bad. The only thing in there that isnt burned is an ass. Which I do not
19、 remember buying!Chandler: Hows your room Rach?Rachel: Everythings ruined. My bed. My clothes. Look at my favorite blue sweater. (Hold it up.)Monica: Isnt that mine?Rachel: Fine! Im sorry for your loss! (Hands it back to her.)Fireman #1: So uh, youre not gonna be able to live here for a while, you l
20、adies have a place to stay?Rachel: (stands up) Wow! Oh-okay, look pal, I am not in the mood to be hit on right now! But if you give me your number I will call you some other time.Monica: (pulling Rachel back down) Yes, they can stay with us.Chandler: Have you figured out what started the fire Mr. Fi
21、reman?Fireman #1: Well uh, do either of you smoke?Phoebe: No, not usually. But yeah, I could use one right now.Fireman #1: No-no-no, do you uh light candles? Burn incense?Phoebe: Yes! I do! All the time! I love them! Oh my God! I did it! Its me! Its me! I burned down the house! I burned down the hou
22、se!Rachel: Okay Phoebe calm down, theres no need to place blame. Okay? (To the fireman) I warned her about those candles.Scene: Monica and Chandlers, Chandler is on the phone as Joey enters.Chandler: God, its great to catch up! I cant believe how long its been!Joey: Chandler, is that (Mimes someone
23、using a movie camera and Chandler nods yes.)Chandler: (on phone) Oh thats great! Good for you.Joey: Hey-hey listen (Chandler waves him away.)Chandler: Okay! So yeah, maybe we can get together umm (Joey mimes throwing something in the air, catching it, rolling it out, putting it in an oven and cuttin
24、g it.) Can you hold for one second please? (To Joey) What?!Joey: When youre off the phone, do you wanna get a pizza?Chandler: (on phone) Hi! Im back. (Goes to hang up the phone.) Yeah, that sounds great. (Listens) Okay. Well, well do it then. (Listens) Okay, bye-bye. (He hangs up the phone and turns
25、 around to see Joey standing close to him and screams.)Joey: Hey listen, so whens-whens my audition? I mean I know its Thursday, but what time?(Monica enters.)Chandler: Hi.Monica: Hey!Chandler: (To Joey) We didnt get to the audition. Im gonna take her to coffee and then well do it then.Joey: Ah-ha!M
26、onica: Wow! So, now youre going on a date with this girl?Chandler: Honey, it is not a date! I havent talked to her in ten years! You cant just call up somebody you havent talked to in ten years and ask them for a favor. There are rules, yknow? You gotta, you got to put in some time.Monica: Youre rig
27、ht, Im sorry. Its not like youre yknow, going out with an ex-girlfriend.Chandler: No, we only went out once.Monica: You dated her!Chandler: Not once!Monica: All right, well why dont I go out with an ex-boyfriend and do Joey a favor?!Joey: Hey, you wanna do Joey a favor, maybe you go out with Joey. (
28、He turns around to see Chandler glaring at him.)Scene: Central Perk, Chandler is having coffee with Dana.Chandler: (laughs) Oh thats great, my friend Joeys in the movie business.Dana: Yknow who I ran into from school? Howie.Chandler: (giggles) My friends name is Joey.Dana: Apparently Howies editing
29、now. Yeah, he-he-he calls me up and asks me if he can edit my new movie. Can you believe that?! Yknow I-I-I havent spoken to him in like ten years and he asks me for a favor!Chandler: Yeah, Ive always hated that Howie.Dana: No, no How you doing? Man, I mean not even a cup of coffee first!Chandler: T
30、he nerve huh?Dana: Yeah!Chandler: Refill?Scene: Monica and Chandlers, Monica is about to debut Hotel Monica (formerly known as Rachels Room) to Phoebe and Rachel.Monica: Now, this is last minute so I want to apologize for the mess. Okay?(They walk into a completely redecorated and repainted room. An
31、d of course, the room is immaculate. Only an obsessive-compulsive like Monica could find fault with the room.)Rachel: Oh my God! It sure didnt look this way when I lived here.Monica: I know! Now look, theres only one problem though. Theres only room for one, so I guess one of you will have to stay a
32、t Joeys.Phoebe: Well, since the fire was kinda my fault I guess (To Rachel) you should get to stay here.Rachel: Hey! Hey-hey, now this was no ones fault Pheebs. Okay? It was an accident.Phoebe: Well no, it was my fault so you should get the nice room.Rachel: Okay! (She jumps on the bed.)Monica: So R
33、ach! Youre the first guest at Hotel Monica! Umm, youll just have to tell me how you like your eggs in the morning. And I thought I would bring them to you, yknow, in bed. Oh, you have been through so much.Rachel: I have.Scene: Joeys apartment, Joey is showing Phoebe around.Joey: This right here is w
34、here I keep the pizza. (He points to the chair.) And uh thats where the napkin is. (Points to the floor next to the chair.)Phoebe: Whats that smell?Joey: I know! (Shrugs his shoulders.)Scene: A street, Ross is walking with Elizabeth on their date.Elizabeth: Oh please! It was such a big class! You ne
35、ver even noticed me!Ross: What? Of course I did! You uh, you sat next to Sleepy Sleeperson.Elizabeth: Who?Ross: Oh uh, I had trouble remembering everyones name, so I-I kinda came up with nicknames. Like the guy on the other side of you was Smelly von Brownshirt.Elizabeth: Oh yeah. So umm, did you ha
36、ve a nickname for me?Ross: Umm, no. No.Elizabeth: Yes you did! What was it?Ross: Umm, its Cutie McPretty.Elizabeth: Ohh thats so sweet!Ross: Listen, I gotta tell ya, I-Im having a great time! Yknow how before you said it might be weird, the whole student teacher thing, and to be frank I thought it w
37、ould be too, but its not. I mean its not at all.Burt: (exiting from a restaurant) Dr. Geller!Ross: (pushing Elizabeth into a doorway) Burt!Scene: Phoebe and Rachels, Phoebe and Rachel are cleaning up the mess.Phoebe: So did you sleep well last night?Rachel: I did. Phoebe: Yeah?Rachel: I did, Monica
38、was so sweet she left a little mint on my pillow.Phoebe: Yknow what Joey left on my pillow?Rachel: What?Phoebe: Gum!Fireman #2: Well, we determined the cause of the fire.Phoebe: Yeah I know, it was my candle. My candle!Fireman #2: No, there was an appliance left on in the bathroom. Its looks like a
39、curling iron.Phoebe: I dont use a curling iron.Fireman #2: Well someone does.(Phoebe looks at Rachel.)Rachel: Well, dont look at me! My hairs straight! Straight! Straight! Straight!Fireman #2: It couldve been a hair straightener.Rachel: Oh.Scene: Joeys apartment, Joey is now showing Rachel around.Jo
40、ey: This is where I keep the pizza. (Its the same location as before.) AndHey! Where did the napkin go?! (The napkin is not in its spot.)Commercial BreakScene: Monica and Chandlers, Phoebe is reading and Monica runs over and turns on the lamp behind Phoebe.Monica: Now there you go! I wouldnt want my
41、 best guest to strain her eyes!Phoebe: Thanks Monica!Monica: Does that smell bother you?Phoebe: What the smell from Joeys? No, I can hardly smell it over here.Monica: Well you let me know if you can, because yknow I can bake a pie to cover it.Phoebe: I can smell it a little, bake the pie.Monica: Oka
42、y!Phoebe: Okay.(The phone rings and Monica answers it.)Monica: Hello? (Listens) Oh yes, one minute please. (To Phoebe) Its for you. Its the fire inspector.Phoebe: Oh! (Takes the phone.) Hello? (Listens) Yeah this is Phoebe. (Listens) Really?!Cut to Joeys, hes on the phone.Joey: (in a funny voice) Ye
43、ah, so it turns out that it wasnt the hair straightener that started the fire. (Rachel prompts him on what to say next.) No-no, it was the candles. Its very not good leaving candles unattended. In fact, one of the first things they teach you in fire school is (Phoebe suddenly enters.) Uhh Uhh Okay.
44、Well, I have to go now. (Phoebe leaves.)Scene: Joeys apartment, Ross is telling Monica and Joey about his date with Elizabeth.Ross: We had such a great time! Shes-shes incredible! I thought the-the age difference might be a problem, but it wasnt. It wasnt at all. Elizabeth is very mature for her age
45、. (Joey makes the international sign for big boobies.) (To Monica) A concept lost on some people!Monica: So its okay to date a student.Ross: Well, not really. I mean technically its-its not against the rules or anything, but it is frowned upon. Especially by that professor we ran into last night, Ju
46、dgey von Holierthanthou.Monica: Well Ross, you be careful now. You dont want to get a reputation as yknow Professor McNailshisstudents. Ross: Yeah. What-what should I do?Joey: Well Ross, it seems pretty clear. I mean whats more important? What people think or how you feel, huh? Ross, you gotta follo
47、w your heart.Monica: Joey that is so sweet.(He turns his back to Monica and does the international sign for big boobies again.) Chandler: (entering) Hey.Joey: Hey-hey-hey! So, how did it go with Dana? Any reason I should leave a block of time open say Thursday?Chandler: I couldnt do it.Joey: You cou
48、ldnt do it?!Chandler: Hey, relax I just need more time. Were going to dinner tonight.Monica: What?! Youre going out with her again!Ross: Going out with who?Chandler: Uh, Dana Keystone from college.Ross: Oh yeah! Wasnt she uh (Does the international sign for big boobies.)Chandler: No, that was Dana C
49、aplin.The Guys: Ohhhh! (They all look up in a moment of reflection.)Monica: Joey! You didnt even know her!Joey: Ah whatever!Scene: A Restaurant, Chandler is having dinner with Dana.Chandler: Great story again! The yarns that you weave! Woo-hoo-hoo!Dana: Yknow uh, actually I-I-I should get going.Chan
50、dler: Oh no-no-no! Stay! Stay! Because you-you should you-you-you should stay!Dana: Wow. Oh, I am really flattered, but I just I dont feel that way about you.Chandler: Oh no-no-no, thats notNo-no-no!Dana: Im sorry Chandler, yknow you are such a sweet guy and I, I dont want to hurt you. Oh, I wish th
51、ere was something I can do to make you feel better.Chandler: No-noReally?!Dana: Of course!Chandler: (breaking up) Well, it just hurts so bad. I uhDana: Ohh, Im sorry.Chandler: Well maybe there is one thing you can do.Dana: What?! Anything! Anything! Chandler: Well, I umm, I mean this is just off the
52、 top of my head now, umm but I have this friend. This actor friend and he would kill me if he thought I was doing this umm, but umm would it be possible for him to get an audition for your movie say on Thursday?Dana: Absolutely! But you-you would really feel better about me rejecting you if your act
53、or friend can audition for my movie?Chandler: Well, the heart wants what it wants. Ill see you later. (He runs off and leaves her with the bill, which the waiter promptly delivers.)Scene: Hotel Monica, Phoebe is on the bed playing her guitar as Monica enters.Monica: Hey! Hows it goin?Phoebe: Well, n
54、ot much has changed in the last five minutes.Monica: Yes it has! I made cookies!Phoebe: Oh thats all right. Im still full from your homemade potato chips.Monica: But you should eat them now because theyre hot from the oven.Phoebe: Okay. (Reaches for one.)Monica: (pulling the plate back) Oh-ho! But n
55、ot in here! Cant eat em in bed, remember? No crumbies!Phoebe: (gritting her teeth) Okay, Ill be out in a second.Monica: Okay!(Monica leaves and Phoebe closes the door behind her and tries to lock it.)Monica: (opening the door) What are you doing?Phoebe: That doesnt lock does it?Scene: Joeys apartmen
56、t, Joey and Rachel are eating spaghetti in the living room while watching TV and Rachel drops some on the floor.Rachel: Oh, Joey! Sorry!Joey: No thats all right. Dont worry about it.Rachel: Oh but look! Thats gonna leave a stain! Joey: Rach! Hey! Its fine! Youre at Joeys!Rachel: Really?Joey: Yeah! L
57、ook! (He throws some of his spaghetti on the floor.)Rachel: Ive never lived like this before.Joey: I know.(Rachel throws some of hers down.)Joey: All right, dont waste it, I mean its still food. (He picks it up and eats it.)Scene: Central Perk, Ross and Elizabeth are deciding what to do on their sec
58、ond date.Ross: What do you want to do now? Huh? You wanna go get a drink?Elizabeth: Uhh, I cant.Ross: Oh, you have some studying to do?Elizabeth: No, I have some turning 21 to do.Ross: Yknow I remember when uh, when I was in college, we used to (He sees some of his colleagues enter and puts his head
59、 on her lap.)Elizabeth: What are you doing?Ross: Nothing, Im-Im just, Im so comfortable with you!Elizabeth: Do you not want to be seen with me?Ross: What? No! Of course, of course I do! Are-are they gone?Elizabeth: Uh no, theyre still here but I think Im about to leave.Ross: What?! No! No! Wait! You
60、re right, this is stupid. Who cares what people think? I mean, I mean we like each other right? Theres nothing wrong with that. Come on. (They get up and go over to the table where his colleagues are sitting.) Burt? Lydia? Mel? This is Elizabeth.Elizabeth: Hi!Lydia: Arent you in my Popular Culture c
61、lass?Ross: Thats right Lydia, Elizabeth here is a student and uh, were dating. And you may frown upon that, but were not gonna hide it anymore.Mel: You are so fired.Ross: What?Burt: Theyre gonna fire you! You cant date a student! Its against the rules.Ross: Really? Its not just frowned upon?Scene: J
62、oeys apartment, Joey and Rachel are throwing huge spitballs at the entertainment center.Rachel: I love it at Joeys!Joey: Hey, here you go. (Hands her another one.)Chandler: (entering, sees Rachels throw) Ni-hi-ice! Rachel: Thanks!Chandler: (To Joey) So, you busy Thursday?Joey: Oh, very funny. I dont
63、 know if you remember, but my audition was supposed to be Thursday. (Chandler doesnt say anything until Joey figures it out.) You got me the audition?! Lets hug it up! (They hug.)Chandler: Okay. Okay. (Joey puts him down.) What are you gonna do to me if you get the part?Phoebe: (entering) Hey! Hi!Ra
64、chel: Hi!Phoebe: (To Rachel) Listen umm, yeah okay, I need to talk to you!Rachel: Uh-huh.Phoebe: Now I know that they said that the umm, the hair straightener started the fire but I think Im partly at fault. You see, I didnt, I didnt tell you but umm, but I-I had recently refilled the tissues and so
65、 yknow lets just face it, thats just kindling! So I think its better that I stay at Joeys.Rachel: No, no-no-no. Phoebe, this was my fault and besides yknow what? Im fine here.Phoebe: Okay. Oh umm, Chandler, Monica is looking for you.Chandler: Really?Phoebe: Yeah she said something about crumbies.Cha
66、ndler: No! No! No! I was so careful! (Runs out.)Phoebe: (To Rachel) Okay, you have to switch with me! Monica is driving me crazy!Joey: Thats right, all the ladies want to stay at Joeys.Rachel: No! No! Phoebe, come on! I dont want to switch! Please come on! I can throw wet paper towels here!Phoebe: N
67、o but at Monicas you can eat cookies over the sink!Rachel: I know. Im sorry.Phoebe: All right fine! This looks like so much fun. (Examining the bowl of wet paper towels.)Joey: Yeah. Phoebe: God, what a mess. (She grabs the bowl and heads for Monicas.)Scene: Rosss apartment, Ross is looking at his ha
68、ndbook. Elizabeth is also there.Ross: Wow! It actually is in the handbook. I cant date you or have a hot plate in my office. I cant believe we have to stop seeing each other.Elizabeth: For what its worth I did appreciate you standing up for me. It felt really nice. It kinda made me like you even mor
69、e.Ross: I know, I know I really like you too. But we-we cant date. Its against the rules. Its forbidden.Elizabeth: Wow!Ross: What?Elizabeth: Just hearing you describe it as forbidden, its really hot.Ross: Really?Elizabeth: Yeah.Ross: Well I-I-I dont care how hot it is its-its uh, its wrong.Elizabeth
70、: Stop it! (She starts to get all worked up.)Ross: (feeling it too) No! No! Its wrong! Its-its-its naughty. Its taboo.Elizabeth: Shut the book!(They frantically start making out.)Ross: Lets also get a hot plate!(They start making out again.)Ending CreditsScene: Joeys apartment, Joey is eating pizza
71、as Chandler enters.Chandler: Hey!Joey: Hey!Chandler: So?!Joey: So?Chandler: Its Thursday! How was the audition?!Joey: Wh? Monday, one day. Tuesday, two day. Wednesday, when huh what? Thurs(He gasps in horror.) Oh! (Runs out and Chandler just shakes his head. After a second Joey runs back in to grab
72、a piece of pizza and runs back out.)End618 罗斯约会学生 嘿! 我刚刚拿到我的教师考评! 看看这个学生写的什么我喜欢盖勒博士的课 令人兴奋的讲课!盖勒博士, 你绝对是古生物学系的帅哥!啊, 古生物学系的帅哥, 看来有人要好好推销一下自己了, 嗯?谁写的?哦, 我也想知道, 但是所有的评语都是匿名的哦 嘿 还没期末考试吧?是的哦, 你可以把评语上和期末考卷上的字迹比较一下 然后boom仰慕者出现一个美女正打算往火坑里跳，突然发现原来他是个天才白痴等等, 等等, 为什么你们那么肯定是个女生?她是个女生!不管怎么说, 这.这没什么关系 好吗? 因为我是老师，
73、而她是学生哦, 违反规定吗?不, 但这会让人非议我明白还有，年龄也差得太多哦, 好吧 你这样想 当你九十岁的时候我知道，我九十她就快八十了这看起来没什么太大的区别不 我想说的不是这个不, 我想说是 当你九十岁的时候你还会想起和二十岁女生约会的感觉嘿 钱德!你知道那个和你一起上大学的女生？她现在当上了电影导演哦 对 Dana Keystone 她是我动作班的同学什么是动作班?那是钱德假装他没学过搞笑剧的方式好吧 听着 不管怎么说 她现在正在执导艾尔帕西诺的新电影你得帮我安排一个试镜的机会!哦 我不知道行不行 我已经十年没和她打过交道了不-不-不, 拜托 拜托 钱德 我会欠你很多的!你是欠我很多你
74、欠我三千美元, 四百美元嘿-嘿 先生,为什么扯开话题? 为什么?你会打电话或别什么的吗?好吧, 我试试好吧! 谢谢! 你是最好的人!听着, 星期四是试镜的最后一天所以我得在星期四之前得到试镜的机会 好吗? 记着 星期四 星期四你记得住吗? 星期四是的, 星期二?星期四!看，如果你需要帮助记忆的话 你就这样想 第三天 好吗?星期一, 一天 星期二, 二天 星期三, 三天? Huh? 哪一天? 星期四! 第三天! 好吗?!谢谢好嘿 莫尼卡? 我看一下有没有我的留言？这是你在厕所里想到的吗?是啊 当然 生理反应 她想知道还有谁在做同样的事哈罗? 啊 瑞秋？坏了 有人在我们的公寓里 快打电话给警察!你
75、占着线呢!哦 我的天! 哦 我的天! 谢谢你!是消防局, 我们的公寓着火了!哦 我的天! 情况有多糟?他没说, 但是着火了 我猜情况不妙快点, 我们得赶快走! / 快点!你在笑什么? 什么事这么有趣?我想去试镜的角色是个消防员,多好的兆头啊!哇喔! 看起来你这个学期打分很慷慨!盖勒教授?嗯?我想说我很欣赏你的课哦 谢谢 非常感谢 噢!呃, 有点不好意思，在评语里面把你叫做帅哥是你写的?是的 我觉得有点怪怪的 你是老师 我是学生但是也许你想和我约会?哦 我 我想-我想那不会是个好主意哦, 因为我想, 这个学期已经结束了 你不再是我的老师了什么时候?哦, 你知道吗? 还是算了,你已经给我A了明白了
76、开玩笑的!哦! 那说真的, 什么时候?借过! 哦! 借过! 哦! 哈罗! 嗨!不! 借过! 借过!哦, 好吧，不是太糟是的, 大部分的损失差不多都集中在卧室哦! / 我的天!嗨 伙计 这个星期四我能借你的制服用用吗?对不起?乔伊! 他在工作!你穿上它一定很帅哦, 情况有多糟?哦, 糟透了 真的是太糟了 惟一没烧坏的东西是个笨蛋 我忘了买了!你的房间怎么样 瑞秋?所有的东西都毁了 我的床 我的衣服 看看我最喜欢的蓝色毛衣.那不是我的吗?好吧! 对你的损失我感到抱歉!你们有段时间不能在这住了 你们有地方可住吗?哇喔! 哦-好吧, 听着伙计 我现在没心情和人搭讪!但是如果你留能下电话的话 下次我会打
77、电话给你是的, 她们可以和我们住在一起你们找到起火原因了吗，消防员先生?好吧 呃 你们两个当中有人抽烟吗?不, 不是很经常 是的 不过现在可以来一根不-不-不, 你们点蜡烛或者熏香吗?是的! 我一直用熏香! 我喜欢熏香!哦 天呐! 是我干的! 是我! 是我点着了房子! 我点着了房子!好吧 菲比 冷静点 你没必要责备自己 好吗?我早就警告过她天呐, 能再联系上真是太好了! 不敢相信我们有多久没见过面了!钱德, 是在哦 太好了!嘿-嘿 听着好的! 也许我们可以再聚一聚 umm你能稍等一会儿吗? 干什么?!打完电话,你想不想来份比萨?嗨! 我回来了是的, 听起来很不错好的，到时候见好的, 再见嘿 听
78、着 什么时候试镜? 我是说我知道是星期四，但是几点?嗨嗨!我们还没谈到试镜 我先请她喝咖啡，然后再跟她说啊-哈!哇喔! 那么你打算跟那个女人约会?亲爱的, 这不是约会! 我已经十年没和她说过话了! 你不能打个电话给一个你十年没说过话的人要她帮忙你知道，这是原则? 明白吗, 你得，你得花点时间你是对的, 对不起 你知道，这不像你和前任女友约会不, 我们就约会过一次你和她约会过？！一次也没有!好吧,为什么我不和前任男朋友约会顺便帮乔伊一个忙呢?!嘿, 如果你想帮乔伊忙, 也许你可以和乔伊约会哦 太好了 我的朋友乔伊也在干电影这行你知道我碰到学校里谁了吗? 豪伊我朋友叫乔伊很明显，豪伊现在在干编剧
79、是的，他打电话给我，问他能不能给我的新电影编写剧本你能相信吗？我有差不多十年没和他说过话了他居然要我帮他的忙!是啊, 我一直不喜欢那个豪伊不, 不 就这么一句你现在怎么样?天, 我是说他甚至没先请我喝杯咖啡!真说得出口 啊?是啊!再来一杯?现在,这是我们等待已久的时刻所以我想为房间里乱七八糟表示歉意 好吗?哦 天呐! 我住这的时候肯定不是这个样子我知道!看, 但是现在只有一个问题这里只有一个房间 所以我想你们当中的一个得和乔伊住好吧,既然火灾是我引起的，我想你应该住这嘿! 嘿-嘿, 这不是谁的错,好吗? 那是意外哦 不 这是我的错 所以你应该得到这个漂亮的房间好吧!那么 瑞秋! 你是莫妮卡旅馆
80、第一个住客!Umm, 你只要每天早上跟我说你有多喜欢你的鸡蛋 我就会给你送过来你知道, 送到床上哦, 看把你熬的是啊这是我放比萨的地方还有 呃 那是放餐巾纸的地方什么味儿?我知道!哦 算了吧! 课堂那么大! 你甚至都没注意到我!什么? 我当然注意到你! 你 呃 你就坐在那个昏昏欲睡的瞌睡虫旁边谁?记住每个人的名字有点困难, 所以我给每个人取了绰号就好像坐在你另一边的那个家伙叫做臭臭冯党卫队哦 是的 没错 那个家伙 嗯那，你给我取过绰号没有?嗯, 没有 没有你肯定有! 是什么?嗯, 漂亮小宝贝哦 太可爱了!听着, 我得告诉你, 我玩得很开心!你知道，在你说这些事可能点奇怪之前什么学生啊，老师啊坦
81、白地说，我本来以为会很奇怪但是没有 我是说我一点也没感觉到盖勒博士!伯特!你昨天晚上睡得好吗?是的真的?是的, 莫妮卡太好了，她在我枕头上放了一点薄荷你知道乔伊在我枕头上放了什么?什么?口香糖!好吧，我们确定了起火原因是的 我知道 是因为我的蜡烛 我的蜡烛!不 是浴室里那个小电器 看起来像个卷发器我不用卷发器好吧，反正有人用好吧, 别看着我! 我的头发是直的! 直的! 直的! 直的!它原来可能是个直发器哦这是我放比萨的地方还有.嘿! 餐巾纸上哪去了?!现在好了! 我不想让我最好的客人伤了眼睛!谢谢你 莫妮卡!那味道是不是很烦?什么味道？从乔伊那传过来的? 不, 我在这里已经差不多闻不到了如果你
82、闻到的话请告诉我, 你知道我可以烤个馅饼盖住它的味道我还能闻到一点, 去烤吧好! / 好哈罗?哦 是的 稍等一会 你的电话 消防员打来的哦! 哈罗?是的 我是菲比真的吗?!是的,调查结果出来了，不是直发器引起的火灾不-不, 是因为蜡烛 点燃蜡烛以后不注意是非常危险的事实上, 他们在消防学校教你的第一件事就是UhhUhh好吧, 我现在必须走了我们很开心! 她让人难以置信!我原来以为年龄差别会是个问题, 但是没有 一点也没有就她的年纪来说,伊丽莎白非常成熟某些人的观点是错误的!那么，和学生约会没问题吗？好吧 不全是 我是说从理论上讲 这不违反规定或什么的但是会让人说三道四 特别是我们昨天晚上碰到的
83、那个教授 观念*冯*比你还神圣先生好吧 罗斯你要小心 你不想获得这样的名声对吧？你知道，她是我学生教授是的 我该-我该怎么做?哦 罗斯, 看起来这很清楚 我是说 哪个更重要?别人怎么想还是你的感觉, 啊? 罗斯, 你应该跟着感觉走乔伊 说的真好嘿 / 嘿-嘿-嘿!和Dana谈得怎么样? 我是不是应该给某人留一段时间,比如说星期四?我做不到你做不到?!放松点，我只是需要多点时间 我们今天晚上要一起吃饭什么?! 你还要和她一起出去!和谁一起出去?哦 Dana Keystone 大学同学哦 没错! 她是不是 嗯不是, 那是Dana Caplin哦!乔伊! 你连她是谁都不知道!啊 那又怎样!我得再说一
84、遍，故事好极了!你们编的故事! 哇-喔-喔!你知道 呃 事实上 我-我得走了哦 不-不-不! 别走! 别走!因为你-你应该 你-你-你应该留下!我真的受宠若惊, 只是我对你没有那种感觉哦 不-不-不, 不是. 不-不-不!我很抱歉 钱德 你知道你是个很好的男人我不想伤害你哦, 我希望我可以做点什么让你觉得好受些不-不. 真的?!当然!好吧, 我真的很难过 我 uh哦, 对不起好吧 有一件事你也许可以做什么事?! 任何事都行! 任何事都行!好吧, 我, 我是说 我只是随便说说但我有一个朋友 一个演员朋友 如果他知道我这么做的话一定会杀了我可以的话，能不能给他一次参加你的新电影试镜的机会比如说星期
85、四?当然可以! 但是如果你的演员朋友可以参加我的新电影试镜的话真的会让你觉得好受些吗？好吧 随心所想（歌名） 下次见嘿! 怎么样啦?过去五分钟里还没什么太大的变化当然有! 我做了甜饼!哦 算了吧 我肚子里还装满了你的自制薯片呢但是你应该现在就吃，因为它们刚刚烤好，还热着呢好吧哦! 不能在这里吃!不能在床上, 记得吗? 不能掉屑!好吧, 我马上出来好吧!你干什么?门没锁上，对吧?哦 乔伊! 对不起!不 没事 别担心哦 但是你看! 这会留下污渍!瑞秋! 嘿! 没事! 你是在乔伊这!真的吗?没错! 看!我还从来没这样过我知道好吧, 别浪费了, 我是说它还能吃呢现在想干什么? 想去喝一杯?哦,不行哦,
86、还有功课要做?不, 我还没满21岁你知道,我想起我在大学里的时候, 我们经常你在干什么?没什么, 我-我只是, 觉得和你在一起很舒服!你不想让人看见和我在一起?什么? 不! 当然, 当然不是! 他们走了吗?没有, 他们还在那，但是我想我该走了什么?! 不! 不! 等等!你是对的, 这太蠢了 谁管别人怎么想? 我是说, 我是说我们相互喜欢对方，对吧?这没什么错 来吧伯特? 琳迪尔? 梅尔? 这是伊莎贝拉！嗨!你是我流行文化课上的学生?是的 琳迪尔.伊莎贝拉是学生, 我们正在约会也许你们会不以为然, 但是我们不再会躲躲藏藏的你肯定会被解雇的什么?他们会解雇你! 你不能和学生约会! 这违反规定真的吗
87、? 不是只会让人非议吗?我喜欢住乔伊这!嘿, 继续好极了!谢谢!你星期四有空吗?哦, 非常有趣. 我不知道你是不是还记得 但是我的试镜应该是在星期四你帮我得到那个试镜?! 让我们拥抱一下!好了 好了得到那个角色的话你打算对我做什么?嘿! 嗨! / 嗨!听着 是的 我得和你谈谈!我知道他们说是那个直发器引起的火灾但是我想我也有点责任你看, 我没有, 我没有告诉你但是, 但是 我-我最近刚刚换过厕纸所以我们得正视这个问题, 那东西只是点着了火! 我想还是我住乔伊这比较好不, 不-不-不 菲比, 那是我的错而且你知道吗? 我在这很好好吧 哦 嗯 钱德, 莫妮卡在找你真的? / 是的 她好像说是关于饼
88、屑的事不! 不! 不! 我已经很小心了!好吧, 你得和我换回来! 莫妮卡快让我发疯了!没错, 所有的女士都想待在乔伊这不! 不! 菲比, 拜托! 我不想换!求你了 拜托! 在这我可以扔湿纸巾!但是在莫妮卡那你可以在水槽边吃饼干!我知道 抱歉好吧! 这看起来很有趣是的天呐, 什么乱七八糟的Wow! 手册上面真的有这条我不能和你约会或者在办公室里使用小电炉真不敢相信我们不能再见面了不管值不值得，我真的很高兴你会为我站出来这种感觉真好，我更加喜欢你了我知道, 我知道，我真的也喜欢你 但是我们-我们不能约会这违反规定 这是被禁止的哇喔!怎么啦?听到你说禁止两个字, 真的让人很冲动真的吗?真的我-我不想知道有多让人冲动 这是-这是 这是错的别说了!不! 不! 这是错的! 这是-这不合适 这是禁止的合上书!我们再来个电炉!嘿!嘿!怎么样?!什么?今天星期四!试镜怎么样?!10 版权所有高考资源网