1、高考资源网（） 您身边的高考专家408 The One With Chandler in a BoxScene: Chandler and Joeys, Joey is sitting at the counter reading a magazine as the phone rings.Joey: (answering phone) Hello.Chandler: (on phone) Hey, its me. I know you cant stand to be in the same room as me, so I just thought Id try and apologize
2、 over the phone. All I (Joey hangs up the phone in disgust.)(Pause)(The phone rings again.)Joey: (answering phone) Hello.Chandler: Look I never should have kissed your girlfriend, but Im (Joey hangs up the phone again.)(Pause)(The phone rings yet again.)Joey: (answering phone) Stop callin!Voice: (on
3、 phone) Hey! Hey! Hey! This is 92.3, WXRK, K-Rock for our $1,000 daily challenge.Joey: All right!Voice: What is the name of your roommate who is very, very sorry and would do anything (Joey realizes its Chandler and hangs up the phone in anger.)OPENING CREDITSScene: Monica and Rachels, everyone but
4、Joey and Chandler are there getting ready for Thanksgiving.Chandler: (entering) Aww, turkey! Aww, giving thanks! Aww!Phoebe: Look everyone, its the spirit of Thanksgiving!Rachel: So are things with you and Joey any better?Chandler: They couldnt be worse. I spent eight hours calling him last night, j
5、ust trying to get him to talk to me.Rachel: Oh wow, eight hours? So you could probably really use one of those plug-in telephone headsets huh?Ross: Should we all expect Christmas gifts that can be stolen from your office?Rachel: You shouldnt.Phoebe: Speaking of Christmas, umm since Monica and I are
6、starting a new business and have like no money, umm, this year maybe we could do secret Santa, and then we each only buy one gift. And-and theres the added mystery of who gets who.Ross: Who gets whom. (They all look at him.) I dont know why I do that.Cut to later, the gang, minus Joey, is watching t
7、he Thanksgiving Day parade.Rachel: Well, Im gonna take a nap, turkey makes me sleepy.Monica: We havent eaten yet!Rachel: I know, but all that work youre doing to get it ready, I just (goes into her bedroom.)Chandler: Hey, by any chance did either of pick uh Rachel for your secret Santa, cause I wann
8、a trade for her.Phoebe: I picked her! Oh thank God you want her! Ooh!Chandler: Wow! Why do you want to get rid of her so badly?Phoebe: Because she exchanges every gift she ever gets, its like impossible to get her something she likes. Come on, lets trade!Chandler: Oh thats not true! Thats not true!
9、I got her that backpack and she loved it! I remember how much she was crying the day when that big dog ran off with it (notices the look on Monica and Phoebes faces.) Oh, there was no big dog. All right this sucks! I already got her this briefcase, and I had R.G. put on it (Phoebe looks confused.) H
10、er initialsPhoebe: Ohh.Monica: Well, maybe you could give to somebody else. Ooh, like Ross Geller.Chandler: Op, yknow what though, its kindve a girlie briefcase.Monica: Who cares? He works in a museum!Chandler: Hey, what time is it? The big game is about to start!Phoebe: You dont have to do that, Ro
11、ss and Joey arent here, you can watch the parade if you want.Chandler: Thanks.Monica: What is wrong with this freezer?! (She jabs her arm into the freezer and a piece of ice flies into her eye.) Ow! Ow!Phoebe: God, what happened?!Monica: Oh my God, ice just got in my eye!Rachel: (standing in her doo
12、rway) People are trying to sleep in here!Chandler: Monica got ice in her eye, and it hurts.Phoebe: Open it up, let me see.Monica: Oh, yknow what, I cant, it really kills.Chandler: Well maybe you should put some ice on it.Phoebe: Ooh, God it looks bad.Rachel: Honey, maybe we should take you to a doct
13、or.Monica: No, my eye doctor is Richard! I cant go to him when I dont have a boyfriend!Chandler: Hes really picky about his patients.Phoebe: Honey, youve got to go. Whats his office number?Monica: Like I remember his office number! (Pause) Speed dial 7.Phoebe: (on phone) Hi! Yeah, Im calling on beha
14、lf of Monica Gellers eye, and is um, is Richard Burke in today. (Listens) (to Monica) Hes out of town, but does she want to see the on-call doctor?Monica: Yes!Phoebe: Yes! Shes very excited about that.Cut to later, Phoebe is adding butter to something and Ross is watching.Phoebe: This is so cool, ti
15、l Monica gets back, its like Im head chef and I get to make all the decisions. (She looks at the remaining butter, and then decides to add it to the dish.)Ross: Hey-hey, I thought she told you to follow the recipe exactly!Phoebe: Okay, get out of my kitchen!Chandler: (entering) All right! Okay! I th
16、ink I am making some progress with Joey, when I went into the apartment he went straight into his bedroom but he only slammed the door once! (Ross is pleased.) I mean yeah, he gave me the finger while doing it.Phoebe: All right I I gotta call my mom and ask her a left handed cooking question.Ross: S
17、o listen ah, I picked Monica for secret Santa, but Im already getting her something for Chanukah, I was wondering if you wanna switch.Chandler: Oh yknow what, I was already trying to trade for ah, well, you.Ross: Really?! Wow! Thats-thats so nice, what are you gonna get me?Chandler: I dont know R.G.
18、, I was thinking something girlie for your office.Ross: Yeah, well maybe Phoebe will switch with me.Chandler: Oh no-no-no, you dont want to do that, then youre gonna get stuck with Rachel and she exchanges every gift she ever gets.Ross: Oh, thats not true! Ive got her lots of stuff she never took ba
19、ck.Chandler: Like?Ross: Like uh, that gold necklace I got her last year.Chandler: When was the last time you saw her wear it?Ross: Well, she wore it all Christmas day, and then uhChandler: Big dog?Scene: Chandler and Joeys, Joey is repacking the furniture into boxes to return it.Ross: (entering) Hey
20、!Joey: Hey!Ross: What are you doing?Joey: Im sending back all this stuff that Chandler bought out of guilt.Ross: Everything? Even the TV?Joey: No! Im putting that in my room.Ross: Listen, Joey, I know what he did was wrong but dont you think you could at least hear the guy out?Joey: Back when you an
21、d Rachel were together, if Chandler had kissed her, would you hear him out?Ross: Thats a good point. So uh, how long are you gonna punish him?Joey: Five years. Ross: Youve sentenced him?!Joey: Hey! Dont do the crime if you cant do the time.Ross: Joey, the guys your best friend.Joey: No, was my best
22、friend. Anyway, I dont know why youre pushing for him so hard. With him out of the way as my best friend, theres a spot open.Ross: Oh, who? Me?Joey: Yeah!Ross: Wow! Im honored! And yknow what Im gonna do as my first act as your best friend?Joey: What?Ross: Im gonna get you to talk to Chandler.Joey:
23、All right. But if you werent my best friend.Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Kathy are sitting at a table and talking about Joey.KATHY: Oh my God, is it really that bad?Chandler: I walk into a room and he wont even talk to me, he just mumbles something in Italian. And I know he only knows the bad w
24、ords.Joey: (entering) Hey Gunther, have you uh, have you seen Chandler?GUNTHER: I thought you were Chandler. But umm, one of who is over there.(Joey turns around and sees them kissing.)KATHY: Oh.Chandler: Hey Joe.Joey: (Something in Italian.) (Storms out.)Scene: Dr. Burkes office, Rachel and Monica
25、are waiting as the doctor arrives.Doctor: Ill be right with you. Okay? (to the nurse) Thanks, Wendy.Monica: Oh my God! How cute is the on-call doctor?Rachel: Ooh, so cute, that Im thinking about jamming this pen in my eye.(The intercom buzzes.)Nurse: Dr. Burke will see you know.Monica: Oh no-no-no,
26、not Dr. Burke. Dr. Burke is out of town. The-the on-call doctor will see me now.Nurse: Dr. Richard Burke is out of town. Dr. Timothy Burke, his son, will see you now.Dr. Timothy Burke: Ready?(Monica looks at Rachel, who gives her the thumbs up.)Scene: Chandler and Joeys, Joey is packing as Chandler
27、rushes in.Chandler: Hey! Im sorry! That(sees that Joey is about to leave) where are you going?Joey: My folks.Chandler: Oh, uh, when-when are you coming back?Joey: I dont know. I might stay there for a few days while I look for an apartment.Chandler: What?!Joey: Yeah, yknow at first I thought we coul
28、d talk about this yknow, work it out, but uh, seeing you two together I dont think IChandler: Hey, look, what do you want me to say? Do you want me to say that Ill stop seeing her?Joey: Look, its not about her. Okay? But seeing you two together just reminds me of what you did. And I dont want to liv
29、e with some one who doesnt know what it is to be a friend. So, Ill see ya. (He starts to leave, but Chandler grabs his bag and stops him.)Chandler: Hey, look, I know what it is to be a friend, I just-I just screwed up!Joey: Yeah! You did! And thats why Im leaving.(The chick and the duck walk into th
30、e living room.)Chandler: All right look, if youre not gonna stay for me, then at least stay for them! Okay, they have had a very difficult year! What with the robbery and all!Joey: When that guy was robbing us, and I was locked in the entertainment unit for like six hours, you know what I was doing
31、in there all that time? I was thinking about how I let you down! Chandler: What?Joey: Yeah! But if wouldve know what kind of friend you were gonna turn out to be, I wouldnt have worried about it so much! See you around!Chandler: All right, wait! Come on! Just wait one second! There has to be somethi
32、ng that I can do! Something! If we still had that entertainment unit I would get in it for six hours and think about how I let you down. (Joey looks intrigued) What?Joey: Weve got a box. (Motions to a large wooden box next to him.)COMMERCIAL BREAKScene: Dr. Burkes office, Tim is examining Monica.Tim
33、: Last time I saw you, it was the morning I left for college. And you were just standing outside The Dairy Queen.Monica: I was probably waiting for it to open.Tim: I gotta tell you, you look great now.Monica: You look great too.Tim: Youre an excellent patient!Monica: So how does it look?Tim: Well, y
34、ouve got a little scratch on your cornea, your gonna have to wear a patch for a couple of days.Monica: Like a pirate?!Tim: If that helps you. Monica: Umm, so how long have you been working with your dad? (He looks at her) Come on, one of us had to mention him.Tim: I moved back here a couple of month
35、s ago.Monica: Oh. Big family dinner tonight?Tim: Uh. (He holds up a brown lunch bag.)Monica: No way!Tim: I was gonna have Thanksgiving at my girlfriends.Monica: (disappointed) Oh.Tim: But we broke up.Monica: (happy) Oh. Tim: She-she wasnt ready for a serious commitment.Monica: (sympathetic) Oh. (in
36、a pirates voice) So you made her walk the plank? Aye, matie?Tim: Youre not wearing the patch yet.Monica: I know.Scene: Monica and Rachels, Its closer to dinner. Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner.Ross: Hes coming here for Thanksgiving!Rachel: I know, its sick.Monica: Why is i
37、t sick?Rachel: Because its Richards son! Its like inviting Greek tragedy over for dinner!Monica: Hey, come on, Phoebe, you understand dont you?Phoebe: Yeah, I can see where Id be your best shot but, no. Im sorry, but I think its twisted.Ross: Yeah.Joey: (coming out of the bathroom) Whats twisted?Mon
38、ica: Me going out with Richards son.Joey: Ewwwww! Ew! Ew! Ew!Chandler: (He is now in the box, in their living room.) Sounds like a really bad idea to me.Rachel: Is he okay in there?Joey: Hes fine!Ross: Hey, yknow, Mon, if things wrong out between you and Richards son, youd be able to tell your kids,
39、 that you slept with their grandfather.Monica: Fine! Judge all you want to but, (points to Ross) married a lesbian, (points to Rachel) left a man at the altar, (points to Phoebe) fell in love with a gay ice dancer, (points to Joey) threw a girls wooden leg in a fire, (points to Chandler) livin in a
40、box! (goes to her room)Rachel: So now, what exactly is the point of the box?Joey: Chandler?Chandler: The meaning of the box is three fold. One (holds a finger up through the air hole), it gives me the time to think about what I did. Two (holds up another finger), it proves how much I care about my f
41、riendship with Joey. And three (holds up a third finger), it hurts!Ross: (to Rachel) Oh hey! Hey uh, you remember the necklace I gave you last year? Can I see it?Rachel: (worried) Why?Ross: I just wanna check something.Rachel: Okay. (She goes into her bedroom)Ross: (He puts his hand over the hole on
42、 the box.) (to Chandler) Now, well see.Chandler: Air hole! Air hole! (Ross retracts his hand quickly.)Rachel: (coming out of her bedroom with a necklace) Here it is! I love it. I wear it all the time.Ross: (grabbing the necklace) The necklace I got you was gold, this one is silver.Rachel: Huh, well
43、maybe it uh, it changed. Ross: Oh my God! You actually exchanged it!Rachel: Well isnt it better that I exchanged it for something that I enjoy and that I can get a lot of use out of?Ross: What did you get?Rachel: Credit. (Theres a knock on the door.)Monica: (running in from her bedroom) Ill get it!
44、Ill get it! Ill get it! Ill get it! Ill get it! Ill get it! Ill get it! Ill get it! Ill get it! Ill get it! Ill get it! Ill get it! Ill get it! Ill get it! (opens the door) Hi, Tim.Tim: Hi. (gives her a bottle of wine)Monica: Thank you. Come meet my friends. This is uh, Phoebe. Tim: Hi, nice to meet
45、 you.Monica: And Joey.Joey: Hey!Tim: Hi, Joey.Monica: My brother, Ross.Ross: Hey.Monica: And Rachel. (Chandler clears his voice loudly) And thats Chandler.Chandler: How do ya do.Tim: WhatsMonica: Umm, well, hesJoey: Hes doin some thinkin!cut to later, Joey, Rachel, Ross, and Tim are watching the foo
46、tball game, and they all cheer loudly.Chandler: What happened? What happened?!Joey: You kissed my girlfriend!(A commercial for sunglasses comes on.)Rachel: Ooh, I like those sunglasses.Ross: Like em, like em? Or, Id like to get store credit for that amount like em?Rachel: (Swears in Italian, its the
47、 same term used by Joey earlier and Joey nods his approval.)Monica: All right everybody, this turkey is ready!Tim: Where can I wash up?Monica: Here, let me show you. Okay, the towels are hanging next to the sink, and umm, you can use the fancy soap.Tim: Thank you.Rachel: Fancy soap? I thought we wer
48、e savin that for the Pope!Monica: See hes nice. Right?Phoebe: Yeah, but Monica, do you actually want to be in a relationship where you can actually use the phrase, Thats not how your dad used to do it.Tim: Wow! Everything looks great! Where should I sit?Monica: I saved you a seat. (Motions to the on
49、e next to her.)Rachel: (pouring the wine) Sick-sick-sick-sick.(Theres a loud knocking.)Phoebe: Oh, Ill get it. (goes over to the door.)Chandler: Gotcha! (laughs)Joey: That doesnt sound like thinking to me!Chandler: Sorry!Joey: Yknow I dont think you should be talking at all in there! I think youve g
50、ot to much thinking to do to be talking and making jokes!Chandler: Okay, okay, you got it!Rachel: Ross, can you pass me the yams?Ross: Sure! Oh, and Joeys got the mashed potatoes if you want to exchange them.Rachel: Would you stop?! What is the matter with you?!Monica: Oh-ho-ho, weve got company.Ros
51、s: Theres nothing the matter with me. See, Im not completely devoid of sentiment, see I have feelings.Rachel: Okay, fine. (She gets up and walks into her bedroom)(an awkward silence follows)Chandler: You cant tell, but Im trying to break the tension by mooning you guys!Joey: All right, look! If this
52、 is just a big joke to you, then forget about it, all right?! This means something to me! And if it doesnt mean anything to you, then you should get out of there, otherwise youre just an idiot in a box!Chandler: Youre right, and Im sorry! This means a lot to me! I want you to be my friend again! I s
53、wear, I wont say another word tonight.Joey: So are you gonna start taking this thing seriously?Chandler: Absolutely!Joey: That sounds like another word to me! Are you gonna take this seriously? (Theres no response from Chandler.) Okay.(Rachel comes back carrying a shoe box.)Rachel: Dont say that I h
54、ave no sentiment! (Starts to show Ross whats in the box.) This is a movie stub from our first date! This is an eggshell from the first time you made me breakfast in bed! (Holds up a bone) This is from the museum from the first time we were together. Okay, maybe I exchange gifts sometimes, but I keep
55、 the things that matter! Ross: I dont know what to say, Im sorry. Though, youre not supposed to take these. (Points to the bone) Its like a million years old, we, we actually, we had people looking for that.(Rachel glares at him.)Cut to the balcony with Monica and Tim.Monica: (putting off her coat)
56、Ooh, this always happens. (Her coat gets stuck.)Tim: Here, let me help. (Does so.)Monica: Thank you.Tim: You-you have a very beautiful eye.Monica: Yknow all my friends think this is weird. Tim: Yknow I-I thought it was gonna be weird, I mean I almost called and canceled, but it really isnt.Monica: I
57、 know! I mean its like me and your dad, thats a totally separate thing.Tim: Oh, I totally agree.Monica: Were just two people who find each other very attractive. Right?(Tim leans in to kiss her. They stop, and when he tries to kiss her again, Monica pulls away.)Tim: What?Monica: Nothing. Nothing.Tim
58、: No-no really, was-was that not okay?Monica: No-no-no that was good, it was, that was uh, that was a goood kissTim: Oh my God! It didnt remind you ofMonica: (interrupting) Dont say it!Tim: No, but it did! Didnt it?!Monica: Yeah!Tim: Oh man!Monica: I know!(They both shiver in horror.)cut to later, T
59、im has left. Monica is still shivering. Theres a knock on the door.Joey: Ill get it. (Its Kathy.)KATHY: (sees its Joey) Oh.Joey: Hey.KATHY: Hey. Listen, I want you to know how sorry I amJoey: Thats okay. Chandlers the one Im mad at.KATHY: Well, Im still sorry. Is he here?Joey: In the box.KATHY: (goi
60、ng over to the box) Chandler?Phoebe: Oh, he-he cant talk right now.KATHY: Why not? Whats going on?Phoebe: Hes just trying to show Joey how much he means to him.KATHY: By being in a box?Rachel: Joey, had reasons. Phoebe: They were threefold.KATHY: Oh. Well uh, (to Chandler) you not being able to talk
61、 may make this easier. Listen umm (She looks at the gang who are watching, they take the hint and leave them alone.) Listen I dont wanna be someone who comes between two best friends. I just, I cant stand seeing what this is doing to you guys, and I dont wanna be the cause of that. So, I dont think
62、we can see each other anymore. Im gonna go to my moms in Chicago, Im gonna stay there for awhile. I think this couldve be something really amazing, but yknow this is probably for the best. Yknow? Im gonna miss you. Good-bye, Chandler. (She gets up and leaves, Chandler waves good-bye with one finger
63、extended through the air hole. Ross glares at Joey.)Joey: (starting to cry) Open the box! (Runs over to do so.)Rachel: What?!Joey: He can still catch her! Come on, get out of there! (He opens the box) Get out of there!Chandler: So?Joey: Yeah, were gonna be fine! Get out!Chandler: Yeah?Joey: Yeah, yo
64、u did some real good thinkin in there.Chandler: Man, this is (Joey says something unintelligible and they hug.)Joey: Now go! Cause you can still catch her! And Merry Christmas from youre secret Santa! (Chandler runs out and closes the door.) (After hes gone.) Joey: All right, who got Chandler? Cause
65、 I uh, need to trade.CLOSING CREDITSScene: Monica and Rachels Balcony, the gang is all there watching Chandler.Rachel: Oh, he sees her!Monica: Oh, hes catching up to her!Phoebe: Oh, she sees him! Oh, theyre hugging!Ross: Hes taking her purse!Joey: Uhh, thats not them. Im gonna go call the police.Pho
66、ebe: Oh, there they are!(They watch them making up and sigh)Phoebe: All right, get a room.END408 钱德到箱子里过节 嘿,是我。我知道你是不愿意和我一起住了但我还是想在电话里给你道歉。我我的确不应该去吻你的女朋友，但我别再打来了！这儿是92.3，WXRK来挑战我们每日的1000美元大奖吧好啊！你室友的名字是什么，那个对你非常抱歉愿意做任何事情啊，火鸡！啊，感恩！啊！看啊，这正是感恩节的真谛。你和Joey和好了么？糟糕透了，昨晚我给他拨了八个小时的电话想让他和我说话八个小时？那你一定用的着那种配在电话上
67、的小耳机你给我们的圣诞礼物就只能是办公室里的小玩意么？没你的份。说到圣诞节，Monica和我刚开始新的生意没什么钱今年可以来个秘密的圣诞我们每人就买一个礼物。这样还多了个神秘感看谁送给谁谁送给谁我不知道为什么这么做我得睡一会火鸡让我感到困了。我们还没吃那我知道，但你们一直在准备，那我就你们谁打算送给Rachel？因为我想送她个礼物我选的她，谢天谢地你想要给她为什么你这么不想送她礼物？因为她老是把她得的礼物拿去换了根本没法送给她她想要的东西来吧，咱俩换换！不会的，不会的她很喜欢我送她的那个背包的我还记得背包被那只大狗叼走的时候她哭的多伤心原来没有什么大狗不管这个了。我已经给她买了个皮包还在上面印
68、上了R.G她名字的首字母也许你能给别人，比如Ross Geller可那是女式皮包谁在乎这个？他是在博物馆工作！嘿，几点了？比赛要开始了！你没必要这样，Ross和Joey又不在你愿意的话就看游行呗谢谢冷冻室出什么毛病了，嗷！嗷！怎么了？天啊，冰渣进我眼睛了！有人想在这儿睡觉！Monica眼睛里进去冰渣了，很疼。睁开，让我看看。不行，太疼了那或许该放些冰块在上面看上去很严重我们该带你去看医生。我的眼科医生是Richard！我不能去找他，除非我有男朋友他的确对病人够挑剔的你必须得去他办公室电话号码是多少？好像我记得似的！快捷键7我在代表Monica Geller的眼睛说话Richard Burke今
69、天值班么他出城了那她愿意见其他医生么，随叫随到的好的！好！她听到这个非常兴奋太酷了，Monica回来之前我就是主管所有决定都由我来做嘿嘿，我想她跟你说了让你按照食谱来OK，离开我的厨房！我想我和Joey之间取得进展了我进房的时候，他径直回他的卧室但他只摔了一下门摔门的时候，对我比了中指我得打电话问问我妈妈左撇子做菜的问题我选了送Monica东西，但我在光明节送过她了。你和我换换？知道么，我是想要送给你真的？有意思。打算给我什么？我不知道，R.G.本来想给你个办公室里用的女式用品也许Phoebe愿意和我换。不，不，别去。不然你和Rachel就麻烦了她总是把得到的礼物拿去换不可能我送了她很多东西她
70、都留着的比如？比如，那个金项链，我去年送她的那你最后一次看到她带着是在什么时候？她整个圣诞都带着后来大狗？你在干什么呢？我要把Chandler买的这些玩艺都送回去全部？电视也送走？不！我把它放在我房间里了听着 Joey我知道他做的不对，但你不能听听他解释么？你和Rachel在一起的时候，Chandler要是吻了她，你会听他解释？有道理你准备惩罚他多久？五年你在判他刑！嘿，若要人不知，除非己莫为Joey，他可是你最好的朋友不，曾经是而已。不知道你为啥要替他说话。他不再是我最好的朋友了。那就有另外的人来当了谁？我？当然！真荣幸！那么作为你最好的朋友我该做的第一件事就是什么?我得让你去跟Chandl
71、er谈谈好吧。你如果不是我最好的朋友的话真的这么糟糕？我回房间他都不和我说话他只是用意大利语在嘟囔也只有他才懂那些骂人的词儿Gunther，有没有看到Chandler？我一直以为你就是Chandler在那边嘿，Joe请稍等一下，好吗？天那，这个医生好帅是够帅，我都想把钢笔扔进我眼睛里了Burke医生在等你不不，Burke医生出城去了现在我要看的是另一个医生Richard Burke医生是出城了，但要给你看病的是Timothy Burke，他的儿子准备好了吗？嘿！我很抱歉，那是你要去哪儿？回父母家那你什么时候回来？不知道，在家待一段时间去找个新房子住什么？！起初我还以为咱俩能就此事谈谈，然后和好
72、但一看到你俩在一起，我就那你想让我说什么？你想让我说我不会再去见她？不是关于她，OK？一看到你俩就让我想起你的所作所为我不会和一个不知道怎么去做别人朋友的人住在一起那我告辞了我知道怎么去当一个朋友我只是只是没做到是没做到所以我要搬走看，你不打算为了我留下来那至少也得为了它们而留下来它们这一年过的很惨还有那次抢劫那个家伙在抢我们东西的时候我被锁在柜子里达6个小时你知道我当时在干嘛吗？我是在想我多么的对不起你什么？但要是早知道你是这种所谓的朋友我才不会那样做再见！等等，就等一下再给我个机会要是还有那个柜子，我宁愿在里面待上6个小时，在里面想我是怎样的对不起你这儿有个箱子我还记得最后一次看到你在我离
73、家去学校的那天早上你当时站在Dairy Queen的外边我可能是在等它开门你现在看上去好极了你看上去也很棒你真是个与众不同的病人！伤痕明显么？角膜上还有点伤你得带个眼罩保护两三天像个海盗？用在保护的你和你父亲一起工作多久了？别这样，咱俩总有一个要提起他两个月前我搬回来的今晚有个家庭聚餐吧不是吧！我本来打算在女朋友家过感恩节的但我们分手了她对恋爱本身态度并不严肃所以你把她从甲板上弄下去了是吧，水手？你还没带上眼罩呢我知道他要来我们这儿过感恩节？我觉得这样不好有什么不好的？因为他是Richard的儿子！简直是把希腊悲剧故事邀请来了Phoebe，你理解我，对吧可以说是，但做为你好友就得说，不对不起，
74、但我认为你把事情弄乱了什么事儿乱了？我要和Richard的儿子约会听起来是不怎么样他在里面没事儿吧？他很好！要是你和Richard的儿子真的成了你就能对你们的孩子说你和他们的祖父上过床好，我会考虑你们的话，不过和女同性恋结婚，在婚礼上逃跑，迷上滑冰舞的同性恋，把女伴的腿扔进火里,住在箱子里！那么，这个箱子是什么用意？Chandler？箱子的用意有三点一、在里面好好反思我的所作所为二、说明我是多么在乎和Joey的友谊三、很不舒服！还记得我去年送你的项链吗？能给我看看么？为什么？只是看看而已OK来，看着气孔！气孔！这儿那！我爱它，整天带着我送你的是金的，这个是银的也许它变了天哪，你真的把它给换了我
75、把它换成我喜欢的，更有用的东西这样不好吗？那你换到什么了？存款我来！我来！我来！见见我的朋友，这是Phoebe很高兴见到你Joey。- Hey！- Hi， Joey我哥哥, Ross。- Hey还有Rachel那是Chandler你好他怎么呃,他在他正在思考！怎么了？怎么了？你吻了我女朋友！欧，我喜欢那些太阳镜喜欢它们？还是喜欢它们带来的存款？各位，火鸡准备好了！在哪里洗手？这儿，我指给你看毛巾在水池旁边你能用那块特级肥皂谢谢特级肥皂？我还以为是为教皇准备的他不错，是吧是的，不过Monica，你是否想过发展下去你就能这么说话了“你父亲以前可不这么做”哇，真丰盛我坐哪儿？给你留了个位置有病有病有
76、病有病我来开门上当了！这不像是在为我反思！对不起！我可不认为你应该说话反思那么多事情你应该没空说话和开玩笑好，好，遵命Ross，递给我点红薯好么？当然！Joey还有土豆泥，如果你想和他换的话别说这个了好吗？你到底怎么了？我们有同伙了我没什么事儿可我不缺乏情感，我有感受的OK，好你们都哑巴了吧我在这儿来缓解一下气氛如果这对你来说是个玩笑那么把它忘了吧，好吗？这对我不是玩笑你要是觉得无所谓，那你马上走除非你是个愿意呆在箱子里的傻瓜你说的对，我错了！这事对我很重要我要让你重新成为我的朋友我发誓，今晚不再说一个字了那么你打算严肃对待了？没错！又说话了！你打算严肃对待了吗？OK不要说我没有情感这电影票根
77、是我们第一次约会时的蛋壳是你第一次为我做早点时的这个是从博物馆拿的第一次我们在一起的时候也许我是常把礼物换掉但我留下了有意义的！不知道该说什么好，对不起不过，你不该把这个拿走它有差不多百万年的历史事实上，我们还派人去找过又卡住了我来帮你谢谢你有非常美丽的眼睛所有的朋友都认为这事儿很不对劲我也这么想过，我甚至要打电话说我不来了但是事实上挺好我的意思是咱们现在和我与你父亲的过去完全是两码事完全同意我们只是两个喜欢上对方的人对吗？怎么了？没事，没事真的，吻的不好？不不不，很好那是个，呃，甜蜜的吻天啊，这不会让你想起别说了！但是确实Yeah!欧，天啊!我知道!我来开我想让你知道我是多么的抱歉没事儿我生
78、气的是Chandler我还是很对不起他在这儿么？在箱子里Chandler？他现在不能讲话为什么？怎么了？他在向Joey证明他是多么在乎他用待在箱子里证明？Joey知道理由有三个理由你不能讲话，这样倒也好，听着我不想当一个搅乱两个好朋友的人我真不忍心看到会发生在你们身上的事情，也不想是因为我所以，我想我们还是不要见面了我要去我妈妈家，在芝加哥，待一阵子这么做是让人感到惊讶，但你知道这样是最好的解决办法你知道么？我会想你的Good-bye，Chandler打开箱子吧！什么？！他还能追上她！出来，出来那么？咱们俩没事的去追她你已经反思的很彻底了哥们，这赶紧走！你还能追上她！圣诞快乐！因为我的秘密圣诞是给你谁要送Chandler来着？我得跟他换他看见她了！他追上她了！她看见他了！他们抱在一起了！他在拿她的钱包不是他们我得去叫警察他们在那儿！10 版权所有高考资源网