1、第1节lesson1 whats so funny本节教材分析1）三维目标Knowledge and skills:1. Learn some useful words and expressions.2. Get students to learn some words and expressions related to emotion.3. Improve students reading ability.4. Develop the students understanding about the Past Perfect ContinuousProcess and methods1.
2、Learn some words and phrases about laughing.2.To help students to understand the funny stories.3.To review the Past Perfect Continuous4. Discussion to help students understand better what they have learned.Emotion, attitude and values 1.To encourage Ss to tell some funny stories2.Help students to pa
3、rticipate in a discussion to find out ways to solve common problems with funny stories3.To practice Ss reading comprehension skill: reading to understand emotion4.Make students become familiar with the detailed information about the text.（2）教学重点1. To master the Past Perfect Continuous (3) 教学难点1. To
4、master the Past Perfect Continuous2.To tell a story in the past3.To study word play.（4）教学建议1. Focus on how to read efficiently and effectively. 2. Provide a good environment to communicate in English. 3. Make the best of encouraging and enlightening remarks.新课导入设计导入一Charles ChaplinHollywood Renegade
5、 & Founding Member of The Society of Independent Motion Picture Producer. As writer, director and principle actor, Charlie Chaplin demonstrated an unparalleled degree of cinematic control that allowed him to infuse his movies with inventive dramatic structure and inimitable comedic signature. Chapli
6、n is without equal among other writer-director-actors in terms of longevity and success. As one of the movies most richly talented filmmakers and creator of one of films most indelible images, Chaplin is perhaps the most biographied figure in Hollywood history. Praise for his comic genius, however,
7、obscures his cunning as film producerthe role which enabled him to sustain his versatile talents and cement the cultural endurance of his on-screen Tramp persona. Chaplins influence as comedic force and cultural icon have overshadowed one of his most triumphant roles as independent filmmaker. As cou
8、nterpoint to the whimsy of the Little Tramp, Chaplin served as his own financer and studio owner in charge of not only his filmmaking, but marketing and distribution. The unlikely combination of business skill and creative vision, in many ways, made Chaplin the forbearer of the creative Hollywood pr
9、oducer. Chaplin identifies both sides of his personality as a product of his childhood. When I was a little boy, the last thing I dreamed of was being a comedian, he said of his predilection for finances, The only thing I really dreamed about was being rich. We were so poor that wealth seemed to me
10、the summit. Of his acting talent, he concluded later in his life, I have never studied acting, but as a boy I was fortunate in living in an era of great actors, and I acquired an extension of their knowledge and experience. Chaplins acting ability, far more expansive than the slapstick that made him
11、 a household name, was venerated by the illustrious John Barrymore in a well-known, albeit undocumented, Hollywood anecdote. When a movie director praised Barrymore as the worlds greatest actor, Barrymore who died shortly thereafter in 1942 deflected the honor: There are only two great actorsCharles
12、 Chaplin and Orson Welles.导入二Best collection of English Humouranecdotes, jokes and funny stories Part 1Seen on a restroom wall: God is dead: Nietzsche. Nietzsche is dead: God. A Universal Philosophical RefutationA philosopher once had the following dream.First Aristotle appeared, and the philosopher
13、 said to him, Could you give me a fifteen-minute capsule sketch of your entire philosophy? To the philosophers surprise, Aristotle gave him an excellent exposition in which he compressed an enormous amount of material into a mere fifteen minutes. But then the philosopher raised a certain objection w
14、hich Aristotle couldnt answer. Confounded, Aristotle disappeared. Then Plato appeared. The same thing happened again, and the philosophers objection to Plato was the same as his objection to Aristotle. Plato also couldnt answer it and disappeared. Then all the famous philosophers of history appeared
15、 one-by-one and our philosopher refuted every one with the same objection. After the last philosopher vanished, our philosopher said to himself, I know Im asleep and dreaming all this. Yet Ive found a universal refutation for all philosophical systems! Tomorrow when I wake up, I will probably have f
16、orgotten it, and the world will really miss something! With an iron effort, the philosopher forced himself to wake up, rush over to his desk, and write down his universal refutation. Then he jumped back into bed with a sigh of relief. The next morning when he awoke, he went over to the desk to see w
17、hat he had written. It was, Thats what you say. Math, Physics, & PhilosophyDean, to the physics department. Why do I always have to give you guys so much money, for laboratories and expensive equipment and stuff. Why couldnt you be like the math department - all they need is money for pencils, paper
18、 and waste-paper baskets. Or even better, like the philosophy department. All they need are pencils and paper. Tracker A family was visiting an Indian reservation when they happen upon an old tribesman laying face down in the middle of the road with his ear pressed firmly against the blacktop. The f
19、ather of the family asked the old tribesman what he was doing. The tribesman began to speak. woman, late thirties, three kids, one barking dog in late model, Four door station wagon, traveling at 65 m.p.h. Thats amazing exclaimed the father. You can tell all of that by just listening to the ground?
20、No, said the old tribesman. They just ran over me five minutes ago! Sherlock Holmes and WatsonSherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine they lay down for the night, and went to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend awa
21、ke. Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see. Watson replied, I see millions and millions of stars.What does that tell you? Holmes questioned.Watson pondered for a minute. Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically,
22、I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you? Holm
23、es was silent for a minute, then spoke. Watson, you retard. It tells me that some bastard has stolen our tent! Irish WifeAt the 1998 World Womens Conference, the first speaker from England stood up: At last years conference we spoke about being more assertive with our husbands. Well after the confer
24、ence I went home and told my husband that I would no longer cook for him and that he would have to do it himself. After the first day I saw nothing. After the second day I saw nothing. But after the third day I saw that he had cooked a wonderful roast lamb. The crowd cheered. The second speaker from
25、 America stood up: After last years conference I went home and told my husband that I would no longer do his laundry and that he would have to do it himself. After the first day I saw nothing. After the second day I saw nothing. But after the third day I saw that he had done not only his own washing
26、 but my washing as well. The crowd cheered. The third speaker from Ireland stood up: After last years conference I went home and told my husband that I would no longer do his shopping and that he would have to do it himself. After the first day I saw nothing. After the second day I saw nothing. But
27、after the third day I could see a little bit out of my left eye. Language ProblemA bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of t
28、he men say the following: Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Den I come one last time. You foul-mouthed swine, retorted the lady indignantly. In this country we dont talk about our sex lives i
29、n public! Hey, cool down lady, said the man. Who talking about sex？Just tell my friend how to spell Mississippi! Genie In The LampA man was walking along a California beach and stumbled upon an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it and out popped a genie. The genie said OK. OK. You released me fro
30、m the lamp, blah, blah, blah. This is the 4th time this month and Im getting a little sick of these wishes so you can forget about three. You only get one wish! The man sat and thought about it for a while and said, Ive always wanted to go to Hawaii, but Im scared to fly and I get very seasick. Coul
31、d you build me a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over there to visit? The genie laughed and said, Thats impossible! Think of the logistics of that! How would the supports ever reach the bottom of the Pacific? Think of how much concrete . . how much steel! No, think of another wish! The man said OK a
32、nd tried to think of a really good wish. Finally, he said, Ive been married and divorced four times. My wives always said that I dont care and that Im insensitive. So, I wish that I could understand women . . . know how they feel inside and what theyre thinking when they give me the silent treatment
33、 . . .know why theyre crying, know what they really want when they say, nothing . . . know how to make them truly happy . . . The genie said, You want that bridge with two lanes or four? Chemists Bad DayUpon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met at the door
34、by his sobbing wife. Tearfully she explained, Its the druggist - he insulted me terribly this morning on the phone. Immediately the husband drove downtown to accost the druggist and demand an apology. Before he could say more than a word or two, the druggist told him, Now, just a minute - listen to
35、my side of it. This morning the alarm failed to go off, so I was late getting up. I went without breakfast and hurried out to the car, but Ill be damned if I didnt lock the house with both house and car keys inside. I had to break a window to get my keys. Driving a little too fast, I got a speeding
36、ticket. Then, about three blocks from the store I had a flat tire. When I finally got to the store there was a bunch of people waiting for me to open up. I got the store opened and started waiting on these people, and all the time the darn phone was ringing its head off. Then I had to break a roll o
37、f nickels against the cash register drawer to make change, and they spilled all over the floor. I got down on my hands and knees to pick up the nickels - the phone is still ringing - when I came up I cracked my head on the open cash drawer, which made me stagger back against a showcase with a bunch
38、of perfume bottles on it, and half of them hit the floor and broke. The phone is still ringing with no let up, and I finally got back to answer it. It was your wife - she wanted to know how to use a rectal thermometer. Well, Mister, I TOLD HER! ShoppingA woman was shopping at her local supermarket,
39、where she selected a quart of milk, a carton of eggs, juice, and a package of bacon.As she was unloading her items on the conveyer belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her, watched as she placed her items in front of the cashier.He said, You must be single. The woman, a bit startled, looked at
40、 her four items on the belt, and seeing nothing particularly unusual about her selections said, Well, thats right. But how in earth did you know that?The drunk said, Cause youre uglier n shit. Salesman of the Year A young guy from Texas moves to California and goes to a big department store looking
41、for a job. The manager says, Do you have any sales experience? The kid says, Yeah, I was a salesman back home in Texas. Well, the boss liked the kid so he gave him the job. You start tomorrow. Ill come down after we close and see how you did. His first day on the job was rough but he got through it.
42、 After the store was locked up, the boss came down. How many sales did you make today? The kid says, One. The boss says, Just one? Our sales people average 20 or 30 sales a day. How much was the sale for? Kid says, $101,237.64. Boss says, $101,237.64? What the hell did you sell? Kid says, First I so
43、ld him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a medium fish hook. Then I sold him a larger fish hook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down at the coast, so I told him he was gonna need a boat, so we went down to the boat department and I sold hi
44、m that twin engine Chris Craft. Then he said he didnt think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4X4 Blazer. The boss said, A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a boat and truck? Kid says, No, he came in here to buy a box
45、of tampons for his wife and I said, Well, your weekends shot, you might as well go fishing AdviceA farmer goes to a livestock dealer and buys an anvil, a bucket, two chickens, and a goose. The farmer looks at his purchases and says, Damn, I WALKED here. How am I gonna carry all this home? The livest
46、ock dealer said, Why dont you put the anvil in the bucket, carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and carry the goose in your other hand? Hey, thanks! the farmer said, and off he went. While walking home he met a little old lady who told him she was lost. She asked, Can you tell
47、me how to get to 1515 Mockingbird Lane? The farmer said, Well, as a matter of fact, I live just down the road from there. Lets take my short cut and go down this alley. Well be there in no time. The little old lady said, I am a lonely widow without a husband to defend me. How do I know that when we
48、get in the alley you wont hold me up against the wall, pull up my skirt, and ravish me? The farmer said, Holy smokes lady! I am carrying a bucket, an anvil, two chickens, and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you up against the wall and do that? She replied, Set the goose down, cover h
49、im with the bucket, put the anvil on top of the bucket . and Ill hold the chickens. Sign of the TimesA Mafia Godfather, accompanied by his attorney, walks into a room to meet with his former accountant.The Godfather asks the accountant, Where is the 3 million bucks you embezzled from me? The account
50、ant does not answer. The Godfather asks again, Where is the 3 million bucks you embezzled from me? The attorney interrupts, Sir, the man is a deaf mute and cannot understand you, but I can interpret for you. The Godfather says, Well ask him where my damn money is! The attorney, using sign language,
51、asks the accountant where the 3 million dollars is. The accountant signs back, I dont know what you are talking about. The attorney interprets to the Godfather, He doesnt know what you are talking about. The Godfather pulls out a 9 millimeter pistol, puts it to the temple of the accountant, cocks th
52、e trigger and says, Ask him again where my damn money is! The attorney signs to the accountant, He wants to know where it is! The accountant signs back, OK! OK! OK! The money is hidden in a brown suitcase behind the shed in my backyard! The Godfather says, Well.what did he say? The attorney interpre
53、ts to the Godfather, He says.go to hell. .that you dont have the guts to pull the trigger. MagicianA magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience would be different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the same tricks over and over again. There was only one proble
54、m: The captains parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the magician did every trick. Once he understood he started shouting in the middle of the show: Look, its not the same hat. Look, he is hiding the flowers under the table. Hey, why are all the cards the Ace of Spades? The mag
55、ician was furious but couldnt do anything; it was, after all, the captains parrot. One day the ship had an accident and sank. The magician found himself floating on a piece of wood in the middle of the ocean with the parrot, of course. They stared at each other with hate, but did not utter a word. T
56、his went on for a day and another and another. After a week the parrot said: OK, I give up. Wheres the boat? GorillaIts a beautiful warm spring day and a man and his wife are at the zoo. Shes wearing a cute, loose-fitting, pink spring dress, sleeveless with straps. As they walk through the ape exhib
57、it and pass in front of a very large gorilla, the gorilla goes ape. He jumps up on the bars, holding on with one hand (and 2 feet), grunting and pounding his chest with the free hand. He is obviously excited at the pretty lady in the wavy dress. The husband, noticing the excitement, suggests that hi
58、s wife tease the poor fellow. The husband suggests she pucker her lips, wiggle her bottom, and play along. She does and Mr. Gorilla gets even more excited, making noises that would wake the dead. Then the husband suggests that she let one of her straps fall, she does, and Mr. Gorilla is just about t
59、o tear the bars down. Now try lifting your dress up your thighs . this drives the gorilla absolutely crazy.Then, quickly the husband grabs his wife by the hair, rips open the door to the cage, slings her in with the gorilla and says, Now, tell HIM you have a headache. BatsA vampire bat came flapping
60、 in for the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the ceiling of the cave to get some sleep. Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood and started hassling him about where he got it. He told them to piss off and let him get some sleep, but they persisted until he finally gave in.
61、 Okay, follow me he said and flapped out of the cave with hundreds of bats behind him. Down through a valley they went, across a river and into a forest of trees. Finally he slowed down and all the other bats excitedly milled around him. Now, do you see that giant oak over there? he asked.YES, YES,
62、YES all the other bats SCREAMED in a frenzy.Good said the first bat, because I fuckin didnt! DuckA duck walks into a feed store and asks, Got any duck feed? The clerk tells him, No, we dont have a market for it so we dont carry it. The duck says, Okay, and leaves. The next day, the duck again walks
63、in to the feed store and asks, Got any duck feed? Again the clerk says no and the duck leaves. Next day, the duck once again walks in, and asks, Got any duck feed? The clerk says, Ive told you twice, we dont have duck feed, weve never had duck feed and we never will have duck feed. If you ask me aga
64、in, Ill nail your feet to the floor. The duck leaves. The next day, the duck walks in and asks, Got any nails? No. Got any duck feed? Lippy ParrotOn reaching his plane seat, a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped into the seat next to him. The man asks the stewardess for a cup of coffee and the
65、 parrot squawks, And why dont you get me a whisky, wench. The stewardess, flustered by the parrots outburst, brings back a whisky for the parrot but inadvertently forgets the mans cup of coffee. As the man nicely points out the omission of his coffee to the stewardess, the parrot downs his drink and
66、 shouts, And get me another whisky, you ugly bitch. Visibly shaken, the stewardess comes back with the parrots whisky but still no coffee for the man.Unaccustomed to such slackness, the man decides that he is going to try the parrots approach, Ive asked you twice for a cup of coffee wench, I expect
67、you to get it for me right now so I dont have to see that disgustingly hideous face of yours any more! Next thing they know, both the man and the parrot are wrenched up and thrown out of the emergency exit by two burly stewards. Plunging downwards to the ground, the parrot turns to the man and says,
68、 For someone who cant fly, you sure are a lippy bastard. CowsThe only cow in a small Iowa town stopped giving milk. The people did some research and found that they could buy a cow just across the state line in Wisconsin for $200. They bought the cow from Wisconsin and the cow was wonderful. It prod
69、uced lots of milk all of the time, and the people were pleased and very happy. They decided to acquire a bull to mate with the cow to produce more cows like it. They would never have to worry about their milk supply again. They bought the bull and put it in the pasture with their beloved cow. Howeve
70、r, whenever the bull came close to the cow, the cow would move away. No matter what approach the bull tried, the cow would move away from the bull and he could not succeed in his quest. The people were very upset and decided to ask the Vet, who was very wise, what to do. They told the Vet what was h
71、appening. Whenever the bull approaches our cow, she moves away. If he approaches from the back, she moves forward. When he approaches her from the front, she backs off. An approach from the side, she walks away to the other side. The Vet thought about this for a minute and asked, Did you by chance, buy this cow in Wisconsin? The people were dumbfounded, since no one had ever mentioned where they bought the cow. You are truly a wise Vet, they said. How did you know we got the cow in Wisconsin?The Vet replied with a distant look in his eye, My wife is from Wisconsin.
